The world is not normal, it’s usual not. Many things happen and always the law has some problems to deal with. Crooks, monster and also a legion full of evil geniuses. Who can stop them “Why me of course!” The wall was then broke down by a man and a robot dog as they pose “hello mates names Barry, Barry Steakfries! And this is my buddy Flash oh also this is my friends Craig” he said pointing at the hazmat man trying to walk carefully.

Ah mister Steakfries one of earths mighty hero, he has done many thing but it all started with an ordinary man who finds a Jetpack with two built in machine guns “NOPE boring here let me!” He grabs- hey hey!

Find a Jetpack and goes on a superhero streak and finds all kinds of thing like a robot bird that shoots money out of its behind, and a fire breathing dragon, and and fights all kinds of monster and then ZOMBIES and time travel and-

Give me that! Now that’s over. This is a story on how Barry Steakfries lost, Craig puts a hand in his helmet and Flash whines a bit, Barry Steakfries gasped “whaaat no way! I have never lost!” Well if you go back to your spot I’ll explain on what happens. Barry walks to the side and thinks, he then snaps his fingers and looks back “all right I’ll follow along but if I live in this story I will be the writer for the end chapter!” He said.

Hmmm… fine but you must follow your part in this story okay? Barry spits on his hands and offers it “you got a deal mate!” He said. Now the bet is going we can now start the book places everyone, everyone hops back in the hole, And let’s begin!

Flipping the table presents

Jetpack joyride x My little pony

Chapter 1 the power of Brains

Ahh what a fine day here a Steakfries HQ the day has been not that bad and the weather was not to hot or too cold, but when it comes with normal days it means no villain butt kicking. Barry sits on his couch and looks at the television seeing one of his shows, he sits back and groaned clearly board “man I’m board” Barry said sliding on the ground off his couch, Flash whines and walks over to Barry and lays down next to him.

“Oh Flash what can we do?… wait maybe we can go to the lab and-“ Craig walks in and sits on the couch “the lab is close on Saturdays” he said making Barry whine “why me…” maybe I can go to the store and by a new suit” he said

“You can’t do that either, they kicked you out like you did on the back to the future movie” Craig said making Barry frown and look back at him

“Hey that movie would have worked for me they just not like how I did my role” he said until he flops his face on the ground. He then rolls over “I just wish something could happen” he said

“I just made something happen!” Professor Brains said picking up a huge gun, he looks back at his colleagues and smiles and adjusted his glasses “this will cure all of our problems!” He said showing the gun “I call it uhh the Steakfries anti remover! It can get rid of all of Barry’s work” Brains said putting the gun on the table, he looks at his teammates who nod and look at each other “does it work?” One of them said

Brains laughs “of course! all of my gadgets work” he said turning a few switches, he then aims it at the air “all what I need to do is to have Barry be close and then POOF him and his stupid dog will be gone” he said as he begins to laugh “but how can I get him in one spot?” Brain said thinking on something until he gets a idea “we need to make some destruction! Barry loves the action” Brian said hopping off his seat flopping on the ground, getting up he dusts himself and walks out the door, he then looks around and sees all of his pet mutants and his bombs… or that old lady “ah ha! Robbery” Brain then laughs as he runs out the door and begins to threaten a women.

Back at HQ Barry looks at his phone and sees it blinking, making him smile but then frown to see crime level one a robbery. “Oh well better than nothing Craig! Get me my Jetpack” Barry said as he sees Craig walk to the closet and pulls it out “here” he said as Barry has a straight face “it will need a more epic entrance but it’s criminal butt kicking time” and then he jumps up And begins to lift off with Flash jumping on his back.

Craig shrugged and walks out the door to the car, Barry looks around the area until he sees his arch nemesis professor Brains, he flys down and stops right in front of the professor “stealing money? I thought you were a rich sad and lonely man” he said landing on the ground. Flash growls and barks until Barry stops him “you will never stop me Steakfries! Not with my new invention- GAA” he was interrupted by a punch in the face, Barry catches the gun and looks at it and whistles “wow what a beautiful gun oh is it a laser gun?” He said looking more at it and back at the professor “why yes it is” Brains said. Soon Craig drives up and looks at Barry and sees his boss Brian’s laughing a bit, Barry looks back and smiles “OI Craig look at this laser gun” Barry said as he pulls the trigger.

Soon the “laser gun” fires but stops in the middle and goes back and hits Barry making him drop the gun and fall on his knee, soon lightning hits Flash and Craig as they all scream before they both disappeared “NO!” Barry shouts grunting trying to get up. Brains gets up and grabs the gun and laughs “fool you just love to mess with my stuff huh? Well I guess this is the end for you Barry Steakfries! So long loser” Brains said as he shoots another beam at Barry.

Soon a lighting bolt his Barry and he soon finds himself no longer where he was, it was all purple and bolts of purple lighting were everywhere “whoa uhh” he grunts a stumbles wondering on what is happening until everything goes dark.

To be continued?

Author's Note

It been a while but hey I’m back with my first new book, enjoy!