Unborn

Discord gave Applejack a cloak for their walk back to Sweet Apple Acres. Rather than making it look like she was pregnant, the cloak made her look like a silly clown. She would have preferred to just look normal, as she could feel Ponyville's eyes on her, but at least they didn't know what was happening.

"So, how does this spell work?" asked Applejack as soon as they were out of earshot of everypony. "It just makes it so she doesn't have to feed? Or does she consume what Ah do?"

Discord shook his head. "That's not how it works. I'll explain everything when Big Mac is present. We'll go into your house, sit down, and you can talk it out with your whole family."

"No," insisted Applejack. "Granny Smith don't need to know."

Discord shrugged. "You're a terrible liar, honest Applejack. Granny Smith is going to wonder where Apple Bloom is. I can't tell her, or Twilight's spell will rip me to shreds. It'll also make Fluttershy very upset, but I think I have incentive enough."

Applejack shook her head. "Ah suppose..."

They arrived on the farm, and spotted Big Mac out in the orchard. He was handling Applejack's chores, as she would be unavailable to handle them on her own. As soon as he saw Discord walking with Applejack, he pointed to the barn. They rushed in, and after a few more trees to finish out the day, he joined them, gesturing for them to start as soon as the door closed.

"Okay, Discord," huffed Applejack, pulling off the cloak and hanging it on a wall hook. "You said you cast a spell that wou--"

Discord pushed a claw against her lips. He turned to Big Mac. "First, let me just say that Apple Bloom is healthy and will hopefully remain that way. Twilight has made it so that she does not asphyxiate, and I have set up my own spell to ensure that she doesn't starve to death, and one that will help her to be removed."

Big Mac furrowed his brow and grabbed Discord by the shoulder.

"Oh, and nopony will be harmed in the process. At least, not by anything I do."

"And he's not allowed to tell anypony," added Applejack. "'Cept Fluttershy, and Ah had Spike make sure she keeps her mouth shut about it."

Big Mac relaxed his grip and his face. He took a step back, nodding as he sat down.

Applejack turned to Discord. "Okay, we're both here. Now tell us what that spell a' yours did."

"Okay." Discord cleared his throat and conjured up a slideshow against the door with moving pictures that he can't have possibly taken. "As you can see by this diagram, Apple Bloom is stuck inside of your womb."

"We know where she is," grunted Applejack.

"This presents a problem," continued Discord. The image showed a bunch of apples being shoved up Applejack's vagina. "We can't just shove the food up inside of there, that would be messy. And painful, too, as your cervix does not like to open that wide."

"It opened plenty wide enough for her to end up lodged up there!" argued Applejack.

"Yes, but once or twice is much easier to do than three times every day." Discord moved on to the next slide. "What we need, thinking practically, is a tube that we can push up into your womb for her to feed from directly."

"Like applesauce through a funnel?" Applejack rubbed her chin. "That could work, I guess."

"Ah, but here's the problem with that," continued Discord. "The tube has to be fairly rigid so as not to collapse." He grabbed a drinking straw and pushed it between his thumb and forefinger, and it crushed easily.

"A plastic pipe for plumbing," suggested Applejack.

Discord cleared his throat and moved on to the next slide. "Aside from needing something that won't collapse, any doctor can tell you that a tube going into the body cannot go in alone. The pony body has a lot of muscles that like to move and squeeze. Even if you did stick a pipe up there, the smooth, slick nature of a vagina would cause it to slip right out as soon as you squeezed, even slightly. That's why catheters are always capped with balloons, to hold them inside."

"So, what, we borrow one form Pinkie?"

Discord was pouting, now. "I'm trying to explain this. Will you let me finish?"

Applejack pulled back a bit. "Sorry."

"Thank you. As it so happens, there already is a tool that exactly matches what I'm describing. It's not used for food delivery, but a little bit of chaos magic can fix that right up." He clicked to the next slide, and what appeared was a cross-section of a large cock, spurting Applesauce into Apple Bloom's mouth. "I'll take your questions, now."

Applejack looked at the diagram, disgusted. "You want me to shove a dildo inside of me three times a day?"

"If you want to be filled with cold plastic, but I was thinking of something far more durable, comfortable, and even warm to the touch."

"Yeah? What's that?"

Discord coiled around Big Mac, leaned him back and spread his legs. Rather than the maroon testicles that usually hung between his thighs, these orbs were bigger with an orange tint. What's more, seeing the sexually-charged slideshow had caused him to perk up to about a half-chub.

"Behold!" called Discord, creating a starburst aura around the shaft. "It is the perfect size and shape to reach Apple Bloom! It is strong enough to not collapse no matter how you squeeze, and his urethra can poke right on through. Your sister is in safe hooves!"

"And just how is she supposed to eat that?!" demanded Applejack.

Discord pointed to the slide, which showed Apple Bloom drinking the applesauce. "Just like that."

Applejack scowled, very upset at this. "Discord..."

"I swore that nopony would be hurt. Big Mac isn't injured, I've given you a means with which to feed your sister the nutrients she needs to survive, and it's even enriched to help her grow strong."

"I think we'll just find a plastic pipe, balloon, and funnel," grunted Applejack, standing up.

Discord shrugged. "Did I forget to mention that this will also help free Apple Bloom and return you to your more lithe figure?"

Applejack stopped at the door and turned around. "What are you talkin' 'bout now?"

Discord released Big Mac and leaned against a post. "Well, a pipe full of applesauce will feed her, sure, but she'll only grow bigger. My method will shrink her. You see, I've done quite a bit to your brother's balls, all for the good of you and your sister. If you want her to starve, or just keep growing until you burst, I will take no part in it. I was generous to offer a way out, but if my gift is unwelcome, then I'll go."

Picking up his clown cloak, Discord walked out the door, closing it behind him. As he walked away, he smirked, knowing that they were going to do exactly what he wanted.