Monster Academy Casanova

’Dear Mom and Dad,

I’m still hanging in there. As it turns out, here in the dorms of both boys and girls at Ravenclaw Academy, students get their own rooms, which was a total relief.’

The next early morning at Ravenclaw Academy’s boys dormitory, Spike was in his room asleep in his bed. Suddenly his digital alarm clock went off, as it woke him up. Spike reached across to his desk and turned it off. He let out a yawn before sitting up straight.

‘For several reasons.’

Spike then walked out of his dorm room to get washed up in the boys locker room so he could get ready for the day, as he noticed a few students in their monster forms by accident.

“Man, I slept like a baby,” one student named Bulk Biceps said, who was a hominid.

“Dude, you do realize you’re out of your human form, right?” another named Sandalwood said, next to another named Flash Sentry.

“Oops. I must’ve transformed while I was sleeping,” Bulk said, as he transformed back into his human form.

“Excuse me, is this the right way to the locker room?” Spike asked.

“Sure is, little dude,” Sandalwood said. “If you go through one section, you should find one with the restroom, the lockers and the other where the showers are.”

“Okay, thanks,” Spike said, as he proceeded on ahead.

“He seems like a cool guy,” Flash said.

“Thinking the same thing, bro,” Sandalwood said.

Spike then went to the restroom as he then turned on the sink to warm water and washed his face, while noticing that a few other students were either in their human form or their monster form.

‘Yep. Ravenclaw Academy is a school of monsters, by monsters, and for monsters.’

After Spike was ready and finished with some breakfast, he started walking around the school to do some thinking, as some students looked at him.

‘The bus to take me back to the human world doesn’t come for another month. Until then, I’ve got to make sure that nobody finds out I’m a human.’

He then walked over to his locker to get some stuff he needed for class, while ignoring the gossip.

“Dude, check it out. It’s her,” one said.

“Oh yeah, Twilight Sparkle,” another student said.

“She’s so hot I can feel myself tightening like it should be illegal!” a gleeful student said.

The other male students saw Twilight walking, before she stopped near Spike’s locker.

“Hello, Spike,” Twilight said.

He suddenly turned to her, and saw her assuring smile. “Good morning to you, Twilight,” he said.

“Oh, man! What the hell was that about!” the first male student said.

“Damn that Spike guy!” the second said.

“Well, he doesn’t look like much, but apparently there were rumors that he was tough enough to beat the crap out of that asshole Dorian Thompson,” a girl student said.

‘How did the story became that I beat him up?’ Spike asked himself.

“Don’t worry about them, Spike. Just ignore them,” Twilight said, helping Spike feel better, as he felt encouraged by her words.

“Twilight! Spike!” a voice appeared as they turned and saw their friends greeting them.

“Hey, girls,” Twilight said.

“Hey,” Spike said.

“By the way, did you hear about the rumors from Spike and Dorian Thompson?” Sunset asked.

They all made nods and agreeable comments.

“But I don’t even know how Spike was able to beat him in his monster form,” Applejack said.

“You mean this little guy totally pulverized… well, not pulverized, but took down that asshole with one blow? Not a chance!” Rainbow Dash said.

“That sounds a bit far fetched, but I’m just happy and relieved that it’s a good thing that my little Spikey-Wikey is safe and unharmed,” Rarity said, gently patting Spike on the head.

“Yeah, sure is,” he replied. Things just got better, at first he was nervous about spending his first semester here at a school full of monsters, but now that he knows that he had some friends, then nothing can possibly go wrong.

“Hey, is something wrong with you this morning, Spike?” Fluttershy asked sweetly.

“It’s the rumors about me taking down Dorian. I didn’t even do anything. He almost vaporized me,” Spike said.

“Hey! What are we waiting for?! Come on!” Pinkie Pie said.

“Yeah! Let’s go!” Rainbow Dash agreed, as they all went off to a more public spot, with Twilight holding Spike’s hand. It somehow started to make a few male students a lot jealous of Spike.

“Now they’re holding hands with him?!”

“Oh, the jealousy! The indignity!”

“Oh, the misery!”

“Why couldn’t that have been me?!” they said.

Somewhere in the distance, a pair of eyes were watching in the shadows, as the one in the middle made a sly smirking grin.

As they were walking throughout the school’s courtyard, Spike began to gaze at the scenery around them.

“So, Spike?” Twilight said, getting his attention. “I imagine that you’re probably lonely being surrounded by monsters.”

“It must be really hard,” Fluttershy said.

“Indeed, darling,” Rarity said.

“But just remember. If you ever need anything, just ask,” Sunset said.

“And we’ll help however we can!” Rainbow Dash said, with her hand on Spike’s shoulder.

“Thanks, girls,” Spike said, as he then thought to himself. ‘It freaked me out the other day when Twilight unleashed her scary vampire self, but this version of her is almost as sweet and gentle as Fluttershy…’

Twilight then kneeled down to Spike’s level, “We’ll always be there for you, Spike. I promise.” She then placed her lips on Spike’s neck, as he panicked feeling her drinking his blood again.

He then started to freak out from the pressure in a complete panic, “YOU CAN’T TREAT ME LIKE I’M YOUR BREAKFAST!”

He then ran off.

“Twilight, you’ve really got to learn to control yourself,” Applejack said.

“Sorry, it’s just that… I overslept and didn’t have time for breakfast,” Twilight said.

“It’s alright, darling. We know you didn’t mean to,” Rarity said.

“Here. Nutri-Grain bars. Assorted fruit flavors,” Applejack said, handing her friend some Nutri-Grain bars to have every day.

“Thanks,” Twilight said, as she took one and ate.

“I hope he’s okay,” Fluttershy said.

“Let’s hope so,” Sunset answered, with Rainbow Dash nodding in agreement.