Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship... is bored. So bored she not only built a cloning machine but she also built a shrink ray. Both of them work flawlessly. She cloned a cupcake, shrank the clone, and felt no remorse when eating them both. But boredom and shrink rays and cloning machines are a rather interesting mix, to say the least.

Within are a few kinks some might find disturbing, but it popped into my head all the same, so Imma write it.