A Human's Winter Wrap Up

A loud banging noise awoke you. You sighed, you guessed your eccentric unicorn friend Twilight Sparkle was up to something crazy upstairs. You were too tired to get up to investigate whatever she was doing. You, the human, lay in your soft and warm bed in only your black underpants. A roaring fireplace bloomed near your bed on your right. It had an odd, deep pink flame. This fireplace helped illuminate the room by a very insignificant margin with its faint flickering light. This ‘fire’ was quite peculiar, for it did not produce any smoke. Which saved your lungs from being choked out by the smoke. That was a good thing, since this fireplace did not have a chimney to speak of.

The strange fire provided quite significant heat in the room. It kept the icy hand of winter away. Your room had many bookshelves. Bookshelves were quite prevalent throughout this huge ass oak tree library concoction you lived in. Besides bookshelves, on the far left side of the room, there were a series of strange, bulky, blocky machines in your room. They looked ridiculously complicated, yet primitive at the same time. They looked like machines dating from the 1950s era. You only guessed this was some sort of laboratory, where Twilight liked to conduct crazy experiments or something.

Each of these blocky machines had many glowing buttons, of all colours of the rainbow spread throughout them. The machines didn’t appear to be plugged into anything for electricity to power them up. You guessed the power source seemed to be those strange, glowing crystals you saw everywhere. For example, the lightbulb did not exist here, a glowing crystal replaced it. You were thankful that this place had some modern appliances, and you weren't stuck in a total mediaeval shithole.

Anyway, the large bed you lay in was in the shape of a pink love heart. You never wanted such a girly looking bed, but you didn't want to complain either. For you were a jobless bum, living on welfare while in a magical land of cute little horses. Or… err ponies, as they liked to call themselves.

Your room didn't even have a window, since you were confined to the basement. Even down here, you could hear the howling of the wind through the night. It was like a screaming banshee out there. You were quite frightened, to be honest. For such adorable little horses, they made big scary ass storms.

Just then, you heard clopping hooves coming down the stairs leading to your room. Soon enough, you could see the door to your bedroom wrapped in a deep pink glow for a brief moment before the door quietly pulled open. You now saw a familiar, small unicorn making her way inside. At least you think so. All you could see were purple eyes glowing like that of a cat’s in the dark.

“Oh, you’re awake. Are you ready for Winter Wrap Up?” the mare said in an excited voice. She trotted forward and came to stand next to your bed on the right. The light of the fireplace was behind her. You could see your small purple unicorn friend far more clearly now. She was about four feet tall. If you were to stand up, her head would meet around your crotch area.

You groaned, rubbing your head. “What time is it?”

You turned your head to the left side. On this side of the room, it was far darker. You saw a series of glowing deep pink light numbers that were your digital alarm clock. Or perhaps a magical alarm clock. It showed you it was 03:00.

You growled and turned to face Twilight with an angry glare. “Why are you up this early?" you said quietly in a bitter tone, before shouting. "It's three o'clock in the fucking morning!”

Her ears drooped sadly, and she looked emotionally distraught from your anger, her mouth forming an ‘O’ shape. You could see some tears welling up in her adorable big purple eyes. Those large eyes of hers seemed to stare into your very soul, into your small human eyes.

The cute look on her face tugged at your heartstrings. Butterflies flowed through your stomach. You felt a powerful compulsion to hug her. You shook your head and dismissed such feelings, remaining angry at her, giving her a harsh look.

“I’m… I’m just so excited. It's my first Winter Wrap Up in Ponyville. They don’t use magic to clean winter here, since this town was founded by Earth ponies. I’m new to this town, like you,” she said in a low voice, looking down at her front hooves in sadness. Again, you felt butterflies flow through your stomach at the sight. Despite your best efforts, you found your anger gradually slipping away. You were pretty sure this cute little unicorn could turn Darth Vader back to the light side of the Force.

You waved your hand at her dismissively. “Yeah-yeah, I need my beauty sleep! I’m not a candy-powered magic horse like you! I need at least eight hours of sleep!”

Twilight tilted her head to the side curiously. “Really? I only need four.”

You exhaled deeply. “I’m not sure if I’ll be able to go back to sleep now. I may need your help. Can you blast me with magic to knock me out?”

Twilight gasped, a hoof coming to her mouth. “No! I could hurt you, my human friend!”

You sighed. “Well, I'm going to have a difficult time heading back to sleep now.”

“I could help you in some other way.”

“Like what?” you inquired.

“Well, I could sleep with you.”

There was a long, awkward silence. “Fuck it! I'm desperate enough. Come here, cute little horsey,” you said, beckoning her to come over with your right hand.

Twilight snorted, shaking her head. “No funny business, mister human. I want to sleep with you, just like a friend. Do you promise to do no funny business?”

“I promise Twilight Sparkle, no funny business. I could never sleep again if I was cruel to such a nice creature like you,” you said in a sincere tone, before speaking in a joking manner. “Besides, you have magic. You could boil my insides if you wanted to,“ the mare looked horrified, her jaw dropping at your words. “Plus… you are much… much stronger than me. You could easily tear me limb from limb if you wanted to.”

In a rage, Twilight slammed her two front hooves down, the wooden floorboards cracking from the power of her mighty hooves. “Don’t you dare say anything like that ever again!” she said in a stern voice.

You gulped in fear before speaking in a low voice. “Okay… Twilight.”

“But yes, you’re right. I could kill you, right here, right now. But it is inconceivable for me to do that. It hurts my feelings that you think I would have such callous disregard for life. I would never do those things to you, Anon. For you are my friend. You may be a bit rude and bitter sometimes, but deep inside, there’s a kind soul.”

“Thank you, Twilight. That means a lot.”

A big, cheesy smile came upon her face. “You’re welcome, my good human friend.”

The mare laid herself down next to you. Her soft, warm fur pressed against the bare skin at the side of your body. Immediately, soothing waves of heat emitted off her body. Twilight’s horn lit up with a deep pink glow for a brief moment. Subsequently, the fire in the fireplace went out. The room became completely shrouded in total darkness. The only source of light in the room was the glow of Twilight’s purple, cat-like eyes.

You closed your eyes and did your best to fall asleep. For a moment, nothing happened. There was complete silence. Apart from the raging storm outside. But then, Twilight uttered a sad, whimpering sound, like a dog.

You sighed. “What is it?”

“Can you spoon me?” she pleaded, before speaking in a stern voice. “Just as a friend. Just friends spooning.”

“Sure thing, Twilight,” you said softly.

You rolled to the side and positioned yourself behind Twilight. You laid your head on her shoulder, burying it into her silky, soft mane. You wrapped one arm around her barrel, and your hand came to rest on her soft, furry chest. Down below, your crotch came to bump directly against her rump.

“Do you want me to take your underwear off?”

You hesitated for a moment. This was some truly bizarre, just friends spooning. “Uh, okay, Twilight,” you said in a low voice.

You felt a slight tingling sensation for a brief moment before your cock was free from your underpants. As if by divine intervention, your cock came to land directly between Twilight's lovely, soft, warm, lower buttcheeks. Immediately you began to become erect, your cock rose to attention.

You didn't dare move. You were quite alarmed that your cock had become significantly larger than normal. When it reached full mass, it came to bump against Twilight's silky soft tail above. Not only that, but you could feel Twilight’s marehood quivering in excitement against your cock. It dripped profusely, soaking your cock with her warm, wet reproductive liquid.

“Uh, are you sure this is just friends spooning?” you said in a low voice.

“Of course. Now, kiss me goodnight, my human friend,“ you whimpered. You were too frightened to move. “Oh, come here. I won’t bite.”

Twilight turned to face you, and planted a brief, soft kiss on your lips with a wet, smooching sound. Her lips had felt warm, soft, and slightly fuzzy against your own. Her breath had smelled minty fresh.

“Goodnight, Anon,” she whispered, before giving you another soft kiss on the lips with a wet, smooching sound.

It took you a while to answer. Your poor human mind could not comprehend what was happening. When you heard Twilight utter a sad whimpering sound, you immediately sprang into action.

“Goodnight, Twilight,” you said softly. The mare made a joyful sound, like a dog's chew toy in answer.

You closed your eyes and attempted to go to sleep. Despite the fact you had a massive erection between Twilight's lovely asscheeks tonight. This was truly remarkable, just friends spooning. It was that or Twilight was trolling you, hard. Either way, you were too afraid to act on your feelings for her.

Her warm, soft fur against your bare skin felt absolutely incredible. The softness of her warm, bubbly asscheeks ensnaring your cock was quite simply marvellous. You felt your member was soaking wet with her warm creamy marecum. And yet, you didn’t move. Twilight was your friend, nothing more. You dare not try to ruin that friendship. Despite your raging excitement, sleep began to overtake you.

Thus, you drifted off to sleep, spooning your sexy unicorn friend with your massive cock between her lovely, plump asscheeks.

The next morning, you woke up alone in bed. You sighed, you missed Twilight’s lovely rump hotdogging your cock. Thankfully, Twilight had the courtesy of restarting the deep pink fire in the fireplace. Her magical fire was a lifesaver. You would freeze to death without it. A smile came upon your face. She really cared about you.

Still, you were not exactly sure if you could help in Winter Wrap Up. You could not bear the cold indoors, let alone outside without a fireplace to keep the icy hand of winter at bay. Plus, you were a mere human. The closest thing to a human here was an Earth pony. However, they were much stronger than you. Ponies in general also had fur, which appeared to be highly resilient to the cold. Not only did you lack fur, but you also lacked the clothes for this sort of weather. But at least the storm appeared to have died down.

You made to sit up and placed your bare feet on the stone cold wooden floor. You yelped, and you immediately jumped back into bed, shivering.

“Fuck this cold!” you shouted.

“Anon? Are you up? Breakfast is ready. You have a big day today,” came Twilight’s voice, calling from upstairs.

“I’m not going!” you shouted.

There came a flash, and Twilight appeared next to your bed. She looked at you with pleading doggy eyes. “Come on, Anon. It will be fun.”

You crossed your arms. “I’ll freeze to death out there.”

“No, you won’t. Look!” she said, lighting up her horn with a deep pink glow for a brief moment. Your body lit up like a Christmas tree for a few seconds, surrounded by a warm glow of pink like that of her horn’s magic. A tingling sensation roamed across your entire body. “You have no excuse now.”

You sighed. “Fine.”

You made to stand up off the bed, revealing your fully naked body to the mare. She turned away, a pink blush lighting up her cheeks. Using her magic, she levitated over some clothes wrapped in a deep pink glow. Which were; fancy black pants, black boxers, a black tuxedo, a white shirt, along with snapping black shoes.

“Uh, Twilight… this is not my clothes.”

“I met Rarity during the night. She made them for you. She wants you to look like a gentlestallion today.”

“How did you get my measurements?” Twilight opened her mouth to speak, but you cut her off. “Actually, forget I asked that. But anyway, I’m here to work. Not look all fancy. Get me some clothes Applejack would wear.”

“Rarity would be upset if you look like a ruffian.”

“Fine, whatever,” you said bitterly, grabbing the clothes, floating in mid-air in front of you.

She rolled her eyes and waved her front right foreleg dismissively. “Oh, don’t be such a grumpy-pants.”

Twilight turned around and walked away from you. As she walked, she shook her hips from side to side. This generated a sound of her buttcheeks clapping together with a loud meaty slapping sound of flesh, slapping against flesh. Your eyes were glued to her backside. Her lovely, plump backside. Her jiggly fat rump was absolutely hypnotic to watch. She soon went up the stairs and disappeared from sight. That was enough motivation to get yourself dressed quickly and follow her up.

Now fully dressed, you made your way up a short flight of stairs. You needed to duck your head, however. For this place was not designed with humans in mind. Once you reached the top, you found yourself surrounded in a wide-open circle shaped room. Immediately to your left you saw a staircase, which led upstairs to another library. But far smaller than the one you were currently in. The bookshelves of this library were carved into the wall of this huge ass oak tree. These shelves were packed to the brim with many books. A small, circular shaped table with an oak tree stump as a support structure, instead of legs, lay at the centre of this room.

On the opposite side of the room to you, on the far right, there was a small archway. In this arch there was a dark red wooden door. This was the front door of the library.

Above, upon the ceiling of the room, there was a large, swirling yellow sun engraved into the wood. This sun was a non-moving object. It gave off light like that of a lightbulb, but far weaker than what you were used to back home on Earth. It was slightly above that of a night-light in some regards. It allowed you to see alright, but not very well. It was more like a twilight light, if anything. Ponies clearly had much better eyesight than you. So, they didn’t need bright flashing lights to see well. Their eyes glowed like that of a cat, after all.

You would have thought further on this. If you had not smelled fried bacon and pancakes in the air. Immediately, you turned around and made your way into the kitchen through a short, doorless archway. You had to duck your head through it.

This kitchen was quite bizarre for you as a human. The handles on each of the wooden presses were comically large. It was as if they were a blunt version of a hook that a pirate would use. The kitchen had nothing out of the ordinary. They had what you would expect: a cooker, a fridge, a washing machine, a sink with a tap, etcetera. Except the cooker, the fridge, and the washing machine had hook like handles.

For ponies didn't have hands like you. Although, you have observed ponies doing things that seemed impossible. Such as Twilight solving a rubik's cube without using magic, just her hooves. Or being able to pick up an object with her hoof, and hold it as if she had a hand.

Some key differences were in this kitchen. There were no plugs, and everything was powered by the crystals. You could see the crystals were imbued into the ‘electronic’ (or whatever) devices. The cooker, the fridge, and the washing machine glowed faintly as the crystal material appeared to be mixed into the stainless steel of the objects. The crystals were of all colours of the rainbow.

You could see Twilight Sparkle sitting at a circular dining table on a pile of hay as a seat. There were three seats of hay in total around this table. This table had a small oak tree stump as a support structure, like the one you saw previously back in the main library. Twilight was currently occupied reading a book… about Winter Wrap Up. Because of course she was. This bookhorse reads books on everything. This book levitated in mid-air in front of her face, wrapped in her magic.

In front of her on the table there was a large white dinner plate stacked with a mountain of pancakes. These pancakes were covered to the brim, in chocolate, cream, and… streaks of fried bacon? You could see that even so-called vegetarian species could not escape the allure of bacon.

In the centre of the table, within a large bowl, there was a very green salad that seemed untouched. There were fruit and grains mixed in this salad, and other green things. In other words, rabbit food.

Well, not exactly. There were some eggs and fish in this salad, so that was something. At the very least, this salad looked appropriate for human consumption. For there appeared to be no hay tossed into it. Twilight’s horn was lit up with her magic. You could see her magical field grasping a chunk of pancake. With a gentle tug of force, she tore a piece of pancake off it.

Subsequently, she levitated it toward her open mouth and placed it inside. She closed her mouth and then began chewing on it. All the while reading her book. Next, she levitated up a cup of coffee to her lips and took a sip, before gently placing it back down on the table.

This was quite a fascinating sight. Twilight could read and have breakfast at the same time. Next to Twilight on her left there was another plate, with a large stack of pancakes smothered in chocolate, cream, and bacon. It came with an oversized silver knife and a fork. They were, after all, made for ponies. The food glowed with a deep pink glow. It appeared Twilight was keeping your food warm.

A steaming hot black coffee lay in a large white mug on your left, near your plate. This mug had a comically large hook-like handle, but you didn't care. This coffee mug was also wrapped in a deep pink glow.

Without a word, you took a seat next to Twilight, and dug in. The deep pink glow vanished once you sat down to eat. The two of you simply had breakfast, without so much as saying a word. You used your cartoonishly large fork to take a chunk of pancake off your stack and brought it to your open mouth. You moaned at the taste of the chocolatey, creamy goodness as you chewed on it. Breakfast was great today. Normally, you would have boring porridge with fruit, nuts, and all natural yoghurt.

Twilight finished her breakfast long before you. She now merely kept quietly reading her book. It didn’t take you long to finish your food. Once you took the last bit of pancake into your mouth, you made to stand up.

You could see Twilight’s ears flicker cutely. Your heart melted at the sight, and a smile came upon your face. Twilight magically lowered her book and beamed up at you happily.

“Did you enjoy your breakfast, my friend?” she asked sweetly.

“Yeah. Did you make it?”

The mare shook her head. “Oh, no. I’m an awful cook. Spike made it. Poor little guy needed me to keep him warm with my magic. Winter is particularly cold this year. I can only use my body warmth spell on one person at a time.”

“Oh. So, where is he?”

“He’s upstairs in my bed. It’s too cold for him to go out.”

“Will he be okay by himself?”

“I have cast an Ingree Fire spell in the fireplace upstairs in my bedroom. It will keep him warm. It’s the same fire I used to keep your bedroom warm down in the basement. Ingree Fires are fascinating magical fires. A unicorn’s Ingree Fire has the same glow as their horn. They were invented to counter the Windigos’ cold back when—”

You cut her off. “Twilight, not to be a downer, but I don’t want a lecture on how Ingree Fires work and their history right now.”

Twilight frowned, crossing her two front legs. “That’s not very nice, Anon. I don't interrupt you when you say something.”

You pondered for a moment. Twilight Sparkle was technically your landlord. A very nice landlord who allowed you to indulge in just friends spooning with her last night. Also factor in, you were staying here for free, and lived on welfare. While others had to work. At least you could be nice to the mare and listen to her ramble. Besides, you had food to digest.

So, with all that considered, you wanted to apologise for your behaviour. “Okay, I’m sorry. Let me know more about Ingree Fire.”

Twilight squealed happily, making a sound like a dog’s chew toy. “Anyway, as I was saying; they were invented to counter the Windigos’ cold back when Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns hated one another. Windigos were creatures that fed off–”

Sometime later. You took care of a few other things during this time. Brushed your teeth, washed, and stuff. All the while Twilight kept talking. You returned back into the kitchen, and sat down where you had breakfast. The salad remained untouched.

“And that’s the story of Hearth's Warming Eve,” you sat there, looking bored. Your right elbow rested on the table, and your head rested on the palm of your hand. Twilight frowned and snorted angrily. “Were you even listening to me?”

“Yeah, I was. I was just bored. Sorry, Twilight.”

Her eyes widened, and an ‘O’ shape came over her mouth. “Oh. Sorry for boring you, I guess.”

“It’s okay, Twilight. It’s better than doing backbreaking work. If it’s any consolation, your voice is pretty.”

Twilight blushed, her cheeks lighting up with a pink colour. “Oh, stop. Speaking of backbreaking work,” she made to stand up on all four hooves, before she spoke up in a raised voice. “It’s time for Winter Wrap Up!”

“Oh, joy,” you said sarcastically.

“Come on, Anon. Let’s go,” she trotted out of the kitchen.

You sighed deeply, burying your face in your hands. “I hate my fucking life.”

Reluctantly, you stood up to face the bitterness of winter outside. You had to earn your keep; you guessed.

You made your way out of the kitchen, and into the main library. Twilight stood waiting for you at the front door’s archway. The mare had a big, happy smile on her face. Once you stood at her side, she pushed open the door with her front, right hoof, and then stepped outside.

You followed suit. Outside, you were greeted with a winter wonderland. The western mediaeval architecture of the town was covered head to toe in a thick blanket of snow. A sea of thatched houses surrounded you. The strange ‘oak tree building’ or whatever you lived in stuck out like a sore thumb here.

You didn't have much time to look, since Twilight began to rush off ahead of you.

“Follow me to Town Hall. I’ll be there, waiting for you,” she shouted.

You shrugged, and you turned to face the door behind you, and made to step inside. However, when your right foot was about to reach inside, you found yourself hesitating. The heartbroken look on Twilight’s face entered your mind. You could see tears falling down her cheeks and the look of betrayal on her face. What's even worse, Twilight may never let you have just friends spooning with her again.

You threw the darkness inside you off a cliff. You were going to make your cute and sexy unicorn friend happy. That’s all that mattered. You felt as if you were Darth Vader returning to the light.

You raised your right hand over your face and slapped it. You were here to make your good friend Twilight happy. You were going to stop being a bitter asshole. You slammed the door shut.

“You made the right choice, Anon. You will be rewarded with big fat pony booty for leaving the dark side of the butt, and for joining the light side of the butt,” came a familiar bubbly voice.

You turned around to see it was Pinkie Pie, with a big cheesy smile on her face. She wore a light blue vest over her barrel. On her flank, there was a light blue shield with a yellow sun in the middle of it.

You decided to ignore her and rushed towards Town Hall. You delayed long enough already. Soon enough you came across Twilight. She looked rather anxious. She stood by herself, away from everypony gathered around Town Hall. Your heart skipped a beat at the sight.

“Twilight! I’m here!” you shouted.

The mare made the most adorable squeaking sound. She galloped towards you, giggling happily. Your heart melted at the sight. Butterflies flew through your stomach. You found some tears forming in your eyes.

When the mare came to stand before you, she stood up on her back hind legs for a brief moment, and kissed you on the cheek with a loud, smooching sound, before dropping back down on her four hooves.

“Anon! You came! I thought you weren’t going to come,” she said in an excited voice.

“Twilight, I could never leave you,” you said softly as you lay your right hand down upon her cheek. The mare blushed profusely at this kind gesture, and uttered a low, happy neigh. You felt as if your heart was about to explode out of your chest after hearing that cute sound.

“Ladies, and gentlecolts,” came an elderly mare’s voice over a microphone. Twilight kissed your hand with a loud smooching sound, before she pushed it down with a gentle push of her magic. She turned her attention to the speaker, and you did the same. “I wish to thank you for being here, bright and early. We need every singlepony’s help to wrap up winter, and bring in spring.”

The large crowd of gathered ponies cheered in joy. “Now all of you have your vests–” as she spoke, you saw Twilight jumping up and down, waving her hooves around like crazy. You simply laughed in reaction, shaking your head.

You were quite distracted to listen in any further by Twilight silly antics. But you managed to catch the end of the speech

“.... So let’s do even better than last year, and have the quickest Winter Wrap Up, ever!”

The crowd cheered with thunderous applause. Many of them stomped their hooves upon the ground, generating a loud clopping sound.

“Oh, this is so exciting!” came Twilight’s happy voice.

“Alright, everypony. Find your team leader. And let's get galloping,” said the speaker.

The other ponies rushed off, leaving you and Twilight standing alone in the middle of town.

“Oh my gosh! Where do you think we should go?” Twilight asked.

“I dunno, maybe start with some farm?” you suggested.

“Hey! That’s a great idea!”

You were about to head off to find some farm. But then everyone started to sing, including Twilight about Winter Wrap Up. It seemed as if you were teleporting around town, watching ponies work and sing. You looked completely dumbfounded at the strange events that transpired from all around you. Your poor human brain could not comprehend what was going on.

You sighed in relief when the singing eventually stopped. Somehow you found yourself and Twilight standing away from Town Hall, somewhere else entirely in town.

“Everypony belongs to a team. What should we do?” Twilight asked in a worried tone.

You shrugged. “I dunno, I am really confused now. Like what the hell happened? Was there drugs in my pancakes or something?”

Twilight simply giggled at your question with a hoof over her mouth. “Didn’t you say we should go to check out some farm before everypony started singing?”

“Oh, yeah. Let’s go there.”

You and Twilight made your merry way to the outskirts of town. It didn’t take you long to find many ponies pushing ploughs to clear the snow. It became quite apparent that Applejack was the team leader here. You could hear her shouting words of encouragement to the ponies working the fields. She stood near a snow-covered, steep hill.

The two of you approached Applejack.

“Hey, Applejack, how’s everything going?” said Twilight.

“Oh, just dandy. A tad bit slow for mah liking, but we are getting there. There’s a lot of ground in need of clearing, ya hear? We can’t even start the planting and watering until we get all this snow hightailed out of here.”

“Well, me and Anon are here to help.”

Applejack gasped, a hoof coming to her mouth. “Ya can’t be serious? The poor hooman could get himself hurt working here. Ya better take the poor fella home and protect him. He is much physically weaker than even a unicorn like yerself.”

“Hey! I’m not weak!” you protested, glaring at her angrily. Twilight simply snorted angrily, glaring at Applejack with narrowed eyes.

“Sorry, sugarcube. But ya are simply not made for this sort of thing. Ah don’t want to see ya get hurt.”

You protested. “But Applejack, I want to help.”

“Tell ya what, at my farm, ya can find a shovel and a wheelbarrow. Ya can use that to clear the snow. It may be slow, but it’s safe.”

You shook your head. You decided to run towards one of the freely available ploughs. With a grunt, you attempted to push it. But you quite simply did not have the strength to move it.

You sighed in defeat and made your way back to Applejack.

“I’m sorry, sugarcube,” said Applejack, giving you a sympathetic look.

“It’s okay, Applejack. You were right,” you turned to Twilight, who looked quite upset. “I’m sorry, Twilight. I tried. You could try to push a plough without me.”

Twilight shook her head. “No. What would be the point without my friend alongside me? You and I are a team. We stick together.”

You kneeled down and wrapped your arms around her, taking her into a hug. Your head came to rest against her silky, soft, and warm mane. Twilight in response began to lovingly nuzzle your neck. You could feel her soft pony lips running along your neck. You shuddered at the feeling, your body shaking a little.

You were taken out of this romantic moment when you heard Applejack cough. “Ahem! Please run along now. This ain't no place to get busy for ya lovebirds.”

“What? Anon is just my friend,” she said, blushing profusely, hiding behind her mane.

“Ya sure, keep telling yerself that. By the end of the day, Ah betcha ya good ape friend will be ploughing ya from behind.”

Twilight’s eyes widened, and her jaw dropped, in total shock.

“Applejack!” you snapped, glaring at her angrily. “Don’t speak that way to Twilight.”

“Defending yer mare’s honour. That’s a good hooman. Ya are sure to earn her love. Now, I’m real busy, so please scoot on out of here.”

Without saying a word, the two of you made to leave. Twilight seemed to have a good idea. The two of you found yourselves outside the Carousel Boutique. You could see the pretty white unicorn Rarity was assembling bird nests with her hooves, without using magic upon a circular wooden table. She had about half a dozen bird nests created. Each of these bird nests was decorated with pretty ribbons and jewels.

“Hey, Rarity. Do you need any help?” asked Twilight, as she and you came walking over to her.

Rarity rubbed her chin with a hoof. “Hmm, would you two like to help me create Ponyville’s finest bird nests?”

“Can’t the birds make their own nests?” you asked. The two mares looked at you with a most bewildered look on their faces. “Eh, forget I asked that. Anyway, yeah. I guess I could help you make bird nests.”

“Oh, how delightful,” said Rarity, lighting up her horn with a light blue glow, before she levitated a basket over to you, filled with sticks, hay, straw, and colourful ribbons.

Both you and Twilight smiled broadly, and went to work building a nest together as a team. Hand and hoof worked together, surely it will turn out perfect.

“Now, weave them through there, uhhh take a ribbon. No-no, not there. Oh… yes… took it in over there, but be careful not to. Errr… I guess that will do.”

The ‘bird nest’ you and Twilight assembled was a complete disaster. It was a lumpy monstrosity with sticks sticking out everywhere. It looked like a badly misshapen, half folded pizza if anything. You wondered if somehow you, being a human, was corrupting Twilight to be evil in some way.

“There, our nest looks just like…“ Twilight spoke in a joyful tone, before her ears folded back and a heartbroken look came upon her face as she spoke in a low voice, “yours.”

“Uh, Twilight, I think we made an abomination together,” you said, looking disgusted at the ‘bird nest’ before you.

Twilight sighed, lowering her head in shame. “Yeah, you’re right.”

Rarity shook her head. “Oh, come now. It’s not so awful. It just needs a little of my fair touch to fix it up a little.”

Rarity came over and began to ramble incoherently as she attempted to fix the abomination you and Twilight brought into being. Without a word, the two of you made to leave, leaving Rarity to try to fix your awful bird nest.

You followed Twilight, who led you to a frozen lake just outside of town. You could see Pinkie Pie skiing on this lake. She was doing miraculous stunts on this icy lake. She spinned around wildly, and did backflips, and all sorts of crazy things.

“Heellloo, Twilight and Anon!” she called out to you both, skiing toward you, before skating to a stop near you. “You want to help me out?”

“Uh, Pinkie. I don't have the best balance. I'll probably end up falling over, and drowning myself in the cold water.”

Twilight snorted. “Anon, I will simply pull you out of the water with my magic.”

Pinkie Pie fluttered her eyelashes at you, giving you a seductive look, and speaking in a hot steamy voice. “And then we can have sex with him to warm him up, right?”

“Uhh…” you simply said, you were not sure what to say.

Twilight snorted, and glared at her angrily and spoke sternly. “Pinkie, what the hay was that?! I would just use my magic to warm up. I don’t need to have sex with him!”

Pinkie Pie's eyes filled up with water and she spoke in a low voice. “Butt… butt…. butt it will be fun? Butt fun. Big fat pony butt fun.”

Twilight simply shook her head, and she turned to walk away. “Come on, let’s go, Anon. I’m sure we can find somepony else to help.”

You followed after Twilight.

“Awwww!” whined Pinkie Pie sadly.

As the two of you made your way back into town you saw Fluttershy ringing a bell, waking up some cute little rabbits from a hole at a small hillside.

“Okay now, this looks easy,” you said, looking at Fluttershy speaking in her wonderful soft voice to the rabbits.

Twilight agreed, nodding. “Yeah, let’s see if Fluttershy could use our help.”

Fluttershy ears flickered cutely as she heard you approach. The mare turned around to face you and smiled at you. “Oh, hey you two. Have you mated yet?”

“Why is nearly all my friends obsessed with sex today?” said Twilight, frowning at Fluttershy.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to–”

Twilight cut her off. “Fine! Buck it! I don’t care about Winter Wrap Up anymore. I now will have sex with Anon! If it will get you all to shut up about it!” she shouted.

She turned to face you with an angry glare. “Come on, Anon. Let’s go home and have sex.”

You kneeled down and hugged Twilight, wrapping your arms around her barrel. You were careful not to touch her hindquarters. “Twilight, you don't need to have sex with me. I value your friendship and–”

“Oh, don’t be silly, Anon. I don't know if you've noticed, but I consider you more than just a friend. I don't just let any stallion spoon me from behind. I was just waiting for you to make the first move. But you were too chicken. Now, let’s go home, my nice human coltfriend and please bang my bum-bum with your big fat cock.”

“Oh, really? I was just so–Hmm?!“ as you spoke, she cut you off by pressing her lips to yours, taking you into a deep kiss. Her large equine tongue came to enter your mouth, it swirled about vigorously, completely dominating your far smaller human tongue.

“Yay!” said Fluttershy, clapping her two hooves together happily as she watched you and Twilight kiss.

The two of you kissed for what seemed like an eternity before you eventually parted lips. A strand of both of your saliva connected your departing lips. The two of you stared with dreamy eyes at one another, dreaming of a bright future together. Her large purple eyes stared into your very soul, into your small human eyes. It seemed as if humans and ponies were meant to love one another.

This day turned out good after all.