[Based on] [the horrifying] [lack of] [Spamton] [stories here on Fimfic.net;]

While on vacation in Manehattan, Button mash accidentally finds a strange yet familiar businesswoman who promises him amazing products... If he can get something for her.

As for what that something is... Well... There can only be [ONE OF A [[KINDNESS]]] for the [ELEMENTAL] of [unintelligible laughter]

[Includes a Pinkie Pie Clone from The MIrror Pool]

(Using Spamton from DELTARUNE)