Due events beyond her control, Twilight Sparkle has come to make a very unpleasant request of Pinkie Pie—to make enough gruel to feed a small army. Will Pinkie crack under pressure? Will she weasel her way out of this? Or will she buck up (somehow) and do her duty? And how did a fairly straightforward slice-of-life story get to be five chapters long?

If you really must know before reading, things get meta and fly off the rails.

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