Rainbow lovin'

by Muffinshrine

Rating: mature
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Random, Sex, Gore, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Other, Romance, Original Character
Length: 1154

What if osama bin ladin were to go to equestria and find a flying horse? well this giant thingy

Its about osama bin ladin and rainbowdash finding love in equestria and then explosions happen and love and blake beaupin and thompas nappo and spooderman are all cool guys please read my first story because I guess it is good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZWYQcNk3L0&feature=youtu.be

Published 2012-09-15 11:04:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-15 11:04:03 UTC

Rainbows meet rainbows

Story animated by the talented tyrone chicken:

One day Rainbowdash was flying arround and shit.
And then Osama bin ladin was all like shit man we need to get too ponyville to bomb it.

And then they did by using awesome sandpeople technology, It was so good that it was all purple and stuff and it goes *VOOM* when it opens and it is all teleporty

He was like what is that up in the sky is that a blunt? or maybe a taco!

No it was rainbowdash!!! she was like like man you’re all sexy you sandperson lets do it okay?

And osama was like Okay we do now we are the doggy style and then she sucked his dick and it hurt and tasted like watermelon because sandpeople are like black people.

Then osamas dick was all cumming and he was like okay I feel good now I blow up your place

And rainbowdash was like no please I live here I give more sexy time okay?

and then he was like okay we do it more and I no blow up ur place okay? *Winkie face*

And then osama brought rainbowdash back to his sandcave were they had sandsex and got chafed and so they are all like red arround the genitals and rainbowdash got pregnato with kitty

She smelled like tuna because she didn’t shower for a long time and she works out alot and sandpeople smell always and his scent was all over her

Then the Osama person was like I bomb now and than ran into portal and teleported with a VOOm

And then he pulled out bomb and was like ALLAHH MUHAMMAD JAFFRI MOTHERLAND ALLAHUACKBAR ITS A TRAP.

And he went boom and then rainbowdash was like okay I do your corpse now and she was all necrophial and put blood in her vagina and then the other sandpeople did it with her and they all liked it and she let them do the cat also and then the cat did her and it put its sharp penis in her and dragged out all of her intrails and was all bloody and stuff and she was like I don’t like this help

And then they all went to see vinyl scratch to buy some acid because sandpeople like drugs and then they did and got high and did alot of sex because rainbowdash is a slut and likes it hard and rough with a lot of black sandpeople.

Then brian rosario found the portal and was like areba chicros and then he seen his mom and he was like damn i’m going to tap that cancerious ass.

He went and put pennies in her hole in her neck and was like man I want to fuck your neckhole

Then muhammed jaffri the spic educator came in the portal and was like brian your mom is very sexy we have threesome okay? and then they got out a penis pump and make his moms penis bigger I mean clit and like they then put their penis in her throat hole and muhammed put his penis in his dad and he was all like OHHHHH muhammed your autism makes me hard okay please keep going with your eraser dong okay now we have more incest kyle starly is a homo and should die because I hate people named kyle and they are spics and gay jesus fuck now back to story

He was like we fuck anally incest tiem with ombama binladin and then muhammed was all cumming then he went ALLAH ACK BAR I BLOW YOU UP WITH MY SAUCE and his dad was like K.

They also afterwards all smoked blunts with thompas nappo and Blaky b 420 and tyrone was like holy shit kill me I want to fuck jaloney because his tight ass is so hot and then they fucked while smoking a blunt.

Zacherious wetstoned is a faggot who doesn’t like to write good fanfic for me so we put him in story because he is a faggot who should probably kill himself and we will masterbate cactuses we dude we should write some hitler with jello pudding porn it would be nice I really think we should have black people genoside.

Blake beaupin was a pretty cool guy he gives me his blunts and he smokes j cannabis with my dick he likes ponies like me and he also with 420 he can also blackshades you so don’t thumbsdown this story or u get blackshades redhat no worries okay and he will liek minebitcoins on your harddrive and steal all your weed so you can’t beat off your cat and andrea plasentia and I got blakeshades from the keeganelliskeygencracker.exe because J canabis is a beast programming language for the elite spics and beaner skids who want to like hack and put my penis in their semen and eat alot of shit I want a mane 6 rape tulpa with a giant chaloopa because it tastes like cotton candy. Also when I get all tired and need to masterbat I usually toke it up with spooderman becasue spooder horse is a pretty cool guy but he likes to cum in my face and talk like a nigger so I dont hang out with him because dong men are pretty cool guys

Brian rosario is a terrible beaner he dosent mow anyones lawn and people should just kill him because hes a fuckign idiot jesusfucking christ Jesse the spic destorier should just kill him and be all necrophial on his sexi body and be all like super jesse the spic destory.

I toke with no spics or black people because I hate sandpeople who shit on my lawn like why you nigger I will kill you jesus fuck I hate every single people in the universe.

Rainbowdash is a pretty cool guy but vinyl scratch is best horse because funny horsie is cool and also I hate beaners But I mean like I really hate beaners because they have small penises and are really just a really big nusence to socity and so are black people and blow up the places because osamam bin ladin is a pretty cool guy but when I touch myself I get a tingly felling in my crotch and it always feels good Becasue I mean why woudlnt it its hot and I would should my penis to girlso n the internet because they are girl and are hot and I like them and their nipples and cats that beat off to cats jesus fucking christ this is long and a giant waste of time for me but I love to jer k off anyway so it doesn’t matter anyone got anygood fanfiction to jerk my meat stick too? because i’m lazy and I dont know how to jerk it while looking at ponies sometimes