Mystic's Day Off

by MysticSkies115

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Comedy, Profanity, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Main 6
Length: 2209

Mystic skies runs into the mane six while enjoying his day off

Mystic skies is enjoying his day off in ponyville, when he sees the mane 6. You as the reader will follow in his hoofsteps to enjoy his day off

Published 2022-03-18 18:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-04-05 17:12:03 UTC

Chapter 1-Begining of a new day

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, the sun was shining and the town was very lively in the town square. Mystic Skies was a blue earth pony with rockin brown hair and a music note as a cutie-mark.
He was on his way to meet Fluttershy at her cottage, when he saw all of them in the town square! Mystic started to panic.

"They're right by the fountain! Dammit!" he murmured to himself

Twilight Sparkle spotted the poor stallion.

"Hey Mystic!" Twilight yelled while waving her hoof

Mystic sighed in frustration.

"Somepony shoot me!" He screamed out loud

Pinkie pie heard him and snickered to herself quietly.

"Let me get my live ammunition cannon", Pinkie said with a smile

Twilight looked at pinkie with a puzzeled look.

"What the hell pinkie!" Rainbow dash said to Pinkie

She pushed her party cannon in front of the fountain.

"Pinkie pie put it down" fluttershy said

Pinkie pie wouldnt listen.

Mystic arrived at the fountain right when the girls were arguing.
Mystic raised his eyebrow and saw Pinkie loading her canon with 9mm bullets.
Pinkie pie finished loading the cannon, cocked it, and waited. The girls were shocked.

"hasta la vista", Pinkie Pie whispered

She fired the canon!
Mystic looked up and saw cake all over him.
Pinkie started laughing. Mystic was furious.
His life in equestria was only begining.
The next day was pretty much the same. Mystic trotted to Fluttershy's cottage and knocked on her door. The sound of animals and fluttershy filled the cottage from the outside.

A few seconds later, Fluttershy answered the door to see Mystic standing there.
"Oh hi Mystic! I'm glad you're here" Fluttershy said to Mystic with a worried look on her face

Fluttershy told mystic that angel was acting weird lately and she didn't know what was wrong.
Mystic just stood there speachless. Then Mystic had an idea!

"Have you tried music?" Mystic asked fluttershy with a smirk

Fluttershy nodded in disagreement. Mystic pulled a CD out of his saddle bag and handed it to her.
"Play track 2 and he should be good as new" Mystic said to her

Fluttershy looked at the title of the cd which read "Best Hits".

She looked back up at Mystic.

"Whats on track 2?" She asked

Mystic just giggled.

"You'll see" he said with a sneeky smile

A few hours later, mystic left fluttershy's cottage and went over to sugarcube corner. Mystic entered the bakery to see pinkie pie at the counter.

Mystic waved at pinkie. Pinkie waved back. Pinkie and Mystic talked for hours on end. It was getting dark and pinkie had to close the store. Pinkie looked at mystic and just smiled.

"I gotta get home to Twilight pinkie, i'll see ya tomorrow!" Mystic yelled out as he galloped to the library

A few minutes later, Mystic bursted through the door and saw Twilight with an angry look on her face. Mystic looked at her and looked away.

"I told you to be home by 11pm?!" she yelled

Mystic did not say anything to her. Mystic went upstairs and went to bed. Twilight did the same.

Too bad Mystic was married to Twilight on his day off of work from singing and performing with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.

The next morning , Mystic woke up to his favorite song "Beauty of Annihilation" by Elena Hoofman. Twilight looked at Mystic.
She saw him rocking out and singing along to it.

"You must really like that song" Twilight said to Mystic

Mystic nodded in agreement while rockin out to the song.

Outside, everypony heard the song when they passed by the Golden Oak Library.
Even Lyra and Sweetie Drops even rocked out while on their morning stroll!
Even The Mail Mare even sung along with everypony!

In Canterlot, at the royal palace, Celestia and Luna even heard it.

"Looks like Call of Duty has entered equestria dear sister!" Luna told Celestia

Princess Celestia looked at Luna and took a sip of her tea.

"Lets kill that song dear sister" Celestia told Luna

Luna smiled as she went to their top secret gun armory and pulled out at least five or ten different kinds of weapons!
The sisters packed the weapons into their saddle bags and headed to Ponyville to kill that song once and for all!

Back at the Library, Twilight had just finished the song and Mystic looked at her and raised his hooves in protest.

"You listened to that song at least fourteen times already Mystic!" she exclaimed

Mystic looked down with a puppy eyed face at twilight while on his knees.

Twilight sighed in defeat.

"Alright, one more time Mystic and thats it babe" Twilight said sternly

Mystic let out a big scream of joy and ran upstairs to play the song again!

Meanwhile, the royal sisters were almost to Ponyville with guns!
Luna looked at Celestia and Celestia looked back at her.

"How are we supposed to find it Tia?" Luna asked Celestia

Celestia stopped flying promptly.

"Listen for hard rock then ya know its the song dear sister",Celestia replied quickly

Luna looked away and continued to fly.

At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie was managing the front counter because Mr.Cake and Mrs.Cake went to Las Pegasus for Vacation.
Suddenly, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack came bursting in arguing over the song that was playing all over Ponyville!
Pinkie tried to stop it but failed.

"What am i going to do, think Pinkie think", She thought to herself

Soon the princesses arrived with guns locked and loaded.
Celestia and Luna looked around Ponyville, while Pinkie made a dash for the library to warn Twilight and Mystic.

Back at the library, Twilight and Mystic sat down but soon jumped up when Pinkie bursted through the door.

"TWILIGHT WE HAVE COMPANY!!" Pinkie screamed out

Twilight was confused.

"What are you talking about?" Twilight asked Pinkie

Before Pinkie uttered one word, the princesses was behind her with revolvers drawn.
Pinkie moved away from mystic and twilight.
Twilight pleaded with Celestia. Celestia went over the laws with her. Mystic overheard one of the laws being "no heavy metal music." Mystic sucked the air between his teeth.

Luna looked at Mystic and placed him under arrest.

"This is the worst damn day off i have had." Mystic said while sitting in his jail cell

Chapter 2-Breakin the rules? Again!?

It was lonely being in that jail cell for poor Mystic Skies. No friends, no memories to be made, and no music.
Back at the Golden Oak Library, Twilight had gathered her friends: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity,Rainbow Dash,and Apple Jack, as Twilight looked at them, They looked back with confusion on their faces.

"I know that you girls like Mystic, but we have to rescue him from Canterlot Correctional Facility!", Twilight said to them as Rainbow dash stepped forward towards Twilight.

"You think i would miss out on this?", Rainbow Dash said with confidence.

After Rainbow Dash said that, Pinkie Pie and Rarity was already gone! Twilight looked at RD and AJ and asked them if they had seen the other 2 ponies! Rainbow and AJ said no they didnt see them, Twilight was pissed off! Her lavender mane turned into flames and her voice turned demonic.

"That fucking Pinkie! Wait till i get my hands on her!!", Twilight yelled out demonically as Rainbow and AJ ran from twilight and Ponyville to go and warn Pinkie and Rarity.

Back in Canterlot, Mystic came up with a plan to escape from his imprisonment. He looked around his cell and found a Model 1911 .45 Caliber handgun under his bunk. But the gun wasnt loaded. Mystic was discouraged. At least he can pistol whip a guard to escape! He looked through the bars of his cell. There was nopony there! Mystic sat down on the cold floor and waited. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna was in their royal chamber in the castle when Celestia saw her sister's facial expression.

"What is wrong my dear sister?", Celestia asked her depressed sister.

Luna looked at Celestia and turned back around facing the window. Celestia knew it was no use talking to her sister any further. So Celestia went to fetch Mystic from the prison and to set him free. Until Pinkie Pie and Rarity showed up.
Rarity looked at Pinkie,Pinkie looked back at her as Pinkie pulled out an M16 assault rifle while Rarity stood in shock.

"Where did you get that gun darling?", Rarity asked Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie looked at her while inserting the 30 round magizine into the bottom of the gun.
Pinkie cocked the gun and looked through the gun scope.

"Perfect sights! Glad I got this from home!", Pinkie said out loud where Rarity could hear her

Rarity was furious! And looked at Pinkie with one eyebrow raised.

" You brought that gun from home?!", Rarity asked her in anger

"Well yes Rarity! I got an extended gun collection at home", Pinkie Pie told Rarity with a laughter

Rarity stood there while Pinkie told her that she was in special forces in the equestrian military. Rarity finally understood her story and accepted her special-ops friend. A few minutes later, Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack came up running towards Rarity and Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash approached Rarity first. Rarity heard Rainbow's Hoof steps and immediately turned around to face her .

"Twilights on her way here right now!", Rainbow said to Rarity as she nodded her head in agreement.

Rainbow looked over at Pinkie with a confused look on her face as Pinkie took the gun off of safety and checked to see if the gun was chambered with a bullet. So,Pinkie checked her ammo count in her saddle bags and counted 21 magizines for her M16, 42 Frag Grenades,12 Flash bangs, and 16 magizines for her 9 millimeter berretta handgun!
But this wasnt the end of sergeant Pinkie Pie, not by a long shot!

Chapter 4-Epilogue.

As RD led the charge throwing grenades along the way, Celestia waves over to the guards to release Mystic.
Mystic Skies walked out and the others stopped dead in their tracks. Rainbow Dash was confused and happy at the same time.

"I think its time for you to go home Mysty", Celestia said to Mystic jokingly

Mystic Bursted out laughing. Celestia looked at Mystic.
Mystic got up and bowed before her majesty. Celestia motioned him to stand up.

"Did you learn anything about friendship today Mystic?", Celestia asked him

Mystic Shook his head yes.

"Thats good. Now run on home, im expecting a letter from my new student!", she said to Mystic wistfully

A few hours later, the mane 6 and Mystic Skies arrived back at the Golden Oak Library in Ponyville. They bidded farewell to each other and Twilight and Mystic went inside. Mystic wrote his Letter to Celestia and sent it to her.

He stood there in the window gazing at the stars, wondering about what he ever did to deserve such wonderful friends and such a cute and merciful Princess to rule over equestria.

Chapter 3-Uh oh! Hit The DECK!

As Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash,and Applejack stood there while waiting for Twilight to get there when Princess Celestia Came into view.
She was walking towards the jail when Pinkie Pie seen her through her M16 scope. Pinkie Pie Chuckled to herself.

"Target aquired!", Pinkie said to herself
She lined up the crosshairs on Princess Celestia.
Pinkie breathed in and breathed out.

"Preparing to take the shot, smoke em if ya got em Pinkie", Pinkie Pie said to herself

She switched the full auto setting on her gun to burst fire setting.

Princess Celestia is unaware of the Pinkie soldier in the far off distance.
Pinkie told RD, Rarity, and Applejack to look in her heavy duty saddle bags and get locked and loaded. Then Twilight showed up calm and collected, but still on fire.

Twilight looked around her. She notices Pinkie Pie and the others with heavy artillary.

"May i ask whats with the heavy weapons? Or should i just keep my mouth shut?", Twilight thought to herself

Twilight sighed.

So Twilight walked over to Pinkie and stared at her weapon of choice.
Pinkie notices Twilight's presence.

"Hi Twilight, get you a weapon from my saddle bags", Pinkie told her

While Pinkie Pie was looking for a clear shot,Rainbow rummaged through Pinkie Pies weapon bags. She pulls out a Berretta .45 calliber Tactical Handgun.
Rainbow smiled as she put the magazine into the gun and cocked it with a bullet in the chamber.
Next it was AppleJacks turn,
She looked in the bags and pulled out a Winchester 12 Gauge Pump Action Shotgun. But the gun was already chambered.
Rarity was next, she did the same thing and pulled out a P90 SMG with 7.62MM ammunition compatibility. Lastly Fluttershy was next, But she already had a weapon: a taser. Everypony was armed and ready to go.

"Were coming for ya buddy", Rainbow shouted as she led the charge

Celestia seen them throw grenades towards her while they charged towards the castle.

"Uh Oh!", Celestia said to herself "HIT THE DECK!", she yelled out loudly