Happy Horny Holidays

"Sweet Celestia, you suck like a champ..."

Yule Log groaned as his member plunged past Butterscotch's inviting lips. Pinkie Pie wasn't the only guest that had gone to sample somecreature else after finishing up with their first partner of the night. After going for another round with Applejack, Yule had asked Butterscotch to give him a blowjob. The demure pegasus had obliged, getting on his knees and opening his mouth with barely a word.

"Of course he sucks like a champ! Butterscotch is a top-tier cock-sucker, but then I've given him plenty of practice!" Blitz boasted as he swaggered over. Giving his cock a vigorous shake, he asked, "Hey bud, mind sucking mine too? Word of warning, it might taste like dragon-butt. Because, you know, I've been fucking a dragon. Up the butt."

Without any hesitation, Butterscotch reached for Blitz's blue shaft and switched over to suck it, leaving Yule Log's rod naked in the air. A hand clapped to his shoulder as Blitz leaned on him, half for support and half as a show of masculine camaraderie now that they shared the experience of Butterscotch's double blowjob.

Conspiratorially, Blitz whispered, "You know, Butterscotch and I go way back, and he's always been an ace at sucking dicks. Of course, I'm an ace at getting my dick sucked, too. Like, back in flight camp, we used to compare cocks in our cabin. I always won, of course, so I always won the prize."

As Butterscotch switched back to Yule Log, Yule unnecessarily asked, "And, what was the prize?"

"A blowjob, duh! Keep up, pro," Blitz groaned. As if a light bulb had gone off in his head, he added, "Hey, wanna make this interesting? Bet I can last longer than you! How about it: Whoever finishes first has to blow the winner?"

"You're on!"

But when they were both close, Butterscotch took their members out of his mouth and rubbed their tips together. Slick with his thrussy-juice, they frotted against each other until they fired off in unison.

Blitz snapped, "Damn it, Butterscotch! Were you trying to make it a tie or something!?"

Butterscotch blushed. "I'm sorry, you're just both so nice that I wanted you to finish together," he apologized, trying to hide his face under his long hair.

"Pfft. Typical," Blitz scoffed. He couldn't stay mad at his old friend though, especially when he was on his knees with cum on his face. After a moment, he shrugged, snaking a hand behind Yule Log to massage his balls, working him back to erectness.

"Best two out of three?"

"Isn't he just the cutest dragon you ever saw!"

Elusive fawned over Snowfall as the short dragon pumped his hips into Hot Cocoa. He thrust his member wildly into the supermodel's tight hole, but Cocoa held him in check with one hand firmly planted on his chest, keeping him from pinning her to the ground and breeding her like a sow.

The mare purred, "I think he's just adorable. You know, I think his hips might be wider than mine!"

From where Elusive sat, that fact was plainly true. Hot Cocoa was dainty, delicate; built like a runway model. Snowfall, in contrast, had a set of delightfully grabbable hips and a bubble butt to match. He could see why it had made a tempting target for Rainbow Blitz. Still, the Wonderbolt needn't have been so rough with the poor darling.

"Did my poor little dragon get bullied by that mean old Rainbow Blitz?" he asked. He brought a hand under Snowfall's tail and patted his butt. "I bet your bum is all sore after that rough, hard fucking he gave you."

"Yeah," Snowfall answered as he continued fucking Cocoa. He blushed a little as he quietly added, "It wasn't so bad, though, I guess."

Elusive gave a sultry giggle. Snowfall was just the sweetest thing! "Maybe I should give your poor little tushie a kiss then, to make it all better?" Elusive lifted the dragon's tail to reveal his hole, still tender from Blitz's power-fucking. With all the delicacy of sitting down to dine with the princesses, he brought his mouth to Snowfall's butt and started to lick.

A whine squeezed past Snowfall's lips as Elusive rimmed his butt. His dragon dick pulsed, oozing a juicy glob of precum into Cocoa. "Oh, baby," Cocoa groaned, her hips spread wide by the dripping tool. Her body was so skinny, his member so big, that she could see a little bump on her belly that marked the extent of her penetration. "You better be careful, or you might break me!"

"Sorry, Miss Cocoa," Snowfall muttered like a schoolboy getting a scolding from his teacher. He slowed his thrusts down, not wanting to hurt the beautiful mare.

"Such a polite young drake!" Elusive proclaimed from his spot under the dragon's tail. Rising up, he grabbed a hold of his own cock, aiming it at the slick entrance. "Does my cute widdle dwagon want me to give him a reward for his manners?"

Leaning forward, he wrapped one arm around the dragon's chest, holding his tail up with the other. Snowfall shivered as Elusive planted a kiss on the back of his neck.

"Please, sir..." Snowfall groaned, his voice trailing into a whine.

In a single graceful motion, Elusive buried his rod into the dragon's butt. The dragon loosed a high-pitched cry as his butt squeezed on the member, his cock jumping as it pumped more pre into Cocoa. The look on his draconic face was one of pure bliss.

Snowfall collapsed forward onto Cocoa as Elusive pulled back his hips and thrust back in. Opening his mouth, his serpentine tongue snaked out and wrapped around one of Cocoa's dark nipples, squeezing them as if milk could come out. She stroked a hand through his spines soothingly as Elusive fucked him into her. "Good boy," she cooed, "You're taking that dick so well!"

The praise for taking Elusive's ass fucking was too much for Snowfall to bear any longer. Elusive heard him announce something that was muffled into Cocoa's chest, but it was clear what the gist of it was. Snowfall was about to cum.

Elusive heaved the dragon up with one arm, turning his head back with a hand on his chin. At the climactic moment, he kissed the dragon, trapping his orgasmic moans in their locked lips.

Snowfall's pre had been nothing to scoff at, but his cum burst forth with volume and force. His cock gushed a gooey, creamy rope into Cocoa's pussy before the squirming dragon accidentally slipped his member free. As Elusive milked his prostate from the inside, his pecker swung wildly, laying white ropes all over Cocoa's body.

The model reveled in it, posing as her form was painted with his seed. Lines of translucent alabaster crisscrossed her brown body. By the time he was exhausted, she resembled a cinnamon bun covered in icing.

Stocking Stuffer stared at Bori's butt, watching the cheeks jiggle every time he pounded into her. "Goddamn, this reindeer's got a big ass!"

Pulling a hand back, he smacked one of the fat globes with the palm of his hand. He snickered as the flesh rippled and bounced, but Bori's groans were blocked by the face-fucking she was receiving from Applejack. The farmpony held onto her antlers like a pair of handlebars, vigorously driving his length down her throat.

Bori was stuck between the two most sturdy stallions at the party, but she was loving every second of it. Wet smacks filled her ears as AJ's balls slapped against her drool-covered chin. Her cunny made obscene noises as Pinkie Pie's cum squirted out each time Stocking Stuffer's battering ram of a cock delved into her.

Trapped between the two earth ponies, Bori shook as she came all over Stocking Stuffer's cock, her big, milky tits jiggling as her body swayed. Before long, Stuffer and Applejack shot off their earth pony-sized loads, glazing the reindeer milf.

Bori rose to her feet as her partners recovered. Stocking Stuffer still had some gas in the tank, but his eyes locked onto Applejack's bottom. As Bori's interest fell on Pinkie's two nerdy lovers, Stocking stuffer grabbed Applejack's waist and hauled him into position.

"One for you..."

*Smooch!*

"...And one for you..."

*Smooch!*

"...And another for you..."

*Smooch!*

Dusk Shine and Toasty Warm sat on the couch under the mistletoe as Pinkie kneeled on the floor between them, kissing each of them in turn. Not quite keeping in the spirit of the tradition, he kissed them all over: on their bellies, their knees, their thighs...

"...And a special Hearth's Warming Eve kiss for you!"

Pinkie gave Toasty's pussy a long, loud, tongue-filled kiss. As embarrassed as she looked, she did nothing to stop him as he ate her out in front of the stallion that had been fucking her only a few minutes ago. She felt like she should say something, do something, but she had to get real. The idea of modesty had flown out the window long ago. Strange as the situation was, she couldn't resist the temptation of Pinkie's naughty kisses.

Dusk Shine faced a dilemma of his own. He wasn't gay, or at least, he didn't think he was. It was one thing for Pinkie to kiss him when it was something he could simply laugh off as "Pinkie just being Pinkie," but this was something entirely different.

When Pinkie finished his sloppy make-out session with Toasty's lower lips, he moved a hand to Dusk's cock. Licking his lips, he made his intentions clear.

"...And a super-special Pinkie Pie penis-kiss for--"

"Pinkie!"

He halted, his mouth still open. Dusk had to say something. But what? Don't? Stop? No homo? Dusk blushed.

"This is kinda...kinda gay, isn't it?"

"You betcha! We're all having a gay old time!"

That wasn't what Dusk was getting at, but Pinkie closed his lips around the head of Dusk's cock, circling it with his tongue before popping it out of his mouth. "Keep the yuletide gay, that's what I always say," he said in a singsong voice, giving his hips a festive shake. His own Pinkie-penis wiggled back and forth, hard as a rock.

Dusk decided then and there that he was definitely at least a little bit bi, if only for Pinkie. He voiced no objection when Pinkie went back in for seconds.

"Holy crap," Dusk groaned as Pinkie deepthroated him, rubbing his nose into Dusk's crotch. His tongue and throat did things that made no anatomical sense to Dusk, but he knew better than to question how Pinkie did the things he did. He'd go crazy if he tried to understand.

Dusk hadn't had many blowjobs in his life. Actually, he'd only had the one from Moondancer when he lost his virginity, and that had been a clumsy, embarrassing affair for everypony involved. Still, he reckoned that Pinkie was extremely good at it.

The pink pony was clearly well-practiced. The thought crossed Dusk Shine's mind that somepony as horny as Pinkie had most assuredly tried to suck himself off at some point. Knowing how Pinkie never seemed to be stopped by petty obstacles like, say, having a ribcage, he'd probably succeeded.

All that practice with pole-polishing was paying off big-time.

"PIIINKIIIEEE!!!"

A burst of Dusk's cream, diminished from his previous ejaculations, erupted into Pinkie's mouth. The party pony didn't seem to mind about the reduced volume, however. Catching every last drop in his mouth, he held it in his cheeks like a chipmunk as he bounced up and over to Toasty, who shot him a befuddled look.

"Wha--?"

The kirin's slack jaw was just the opening Pinkie needed. He jumped in and locked lips with her, snowballing Dusk's spunk into her open maw. After the shocked kirin swallowed on reflex, Pinkie popped his mouth open with a satisfied sigh.

"There!" Pinkie exclaimed. "You looked like you enjoyed how Dusky tasted so much earlier that I figured you'd be in the mood for a second helping! Besides, if Hearth's Warming Eve isn't the time of year to give a snowball, what time is?"

Toasty tried to sputter out an answer, but succeeded only in coughing a few droplets of Dusk's spunk. As she caught her breath, Bori staggered over to the couch. The reindeer doe's mane was matted with cum, her boobs and buttocks red from getting pinched and spanked.

"Whoo, those boys over there sure play rough!" she said, rubbing her tender butt before dropping on the couch next to Dusk Shine. Looking from him to Toasty, she smiled warmly. "I'm happy to see you two got along so well! I mean, it was a forgeone conclusion, but this once it was nice to be there to watch fate unfold."

She gave a giggle as Dusk and Toasty blushed in unison, but her eyes simmered with a sultry look as her fingers moved to Dusk's chest, stroking him oh-so-gently. "I have one little regret, though. When I smooched you cuties earlier, I have to admit I wanted to take a tumble with you myself."

"Bori!" Pinkie gasped, "How could you? Stealing away Toasty's special somepony isn't in the Hearth's Warming Eve spirit!" Pinkie's outrage was a little undermined by the fact that some of Dusk Shine's load was still stuck to his face.

Bori sighed, "Well, I'm obviously not planning on breaking up such a cute couple! I just want a...sample."

Directing her proposal at Toasty, she asked, "How about it, honey? If you let me take our little gentleman here for a whirl, I promise I'll give him back in one piece. And, of course, you're free to play with Pinkie Pie while we're busy."

"Ooh! Say yes, say yes, say yes!!!" Pinkie bounced up and down in his seat, shaking Toasty by her shoulders. "You and Dusk Shine can be all monogamous and stuff starting tomorrow, but please-please-PLEASE say yes to a switch-eroonie!"

Bori and Pinkie stared at the bookworms, their eyes twinkling like they were foals waiting to unwrap their presents. Dusk didn't say anything, but his throbbing cock indicated what he wanted. Toasty put it into words, however.

"Well...we've come this far..."

"..."

"Why not?"