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Walking down the streets of Gravity Falls, M.T. was heading for the department store. She stopped at the town center where the mayor of Gravity Falls is revealing the new name for the town since it was merged with Brighton. The new name of the town is now Gravity Falls Brighton, with it being made official once the paperwork are all filed.

M.T. and Jesse have been living at the Hinata’s Inn, they had stayed while Amelia, Hazel, and Tuba had moved to the massive mansion of Ruby Gloom in Orchid Beach City. Amelia is working for Mr. Wayne at his company in the RD department, Hazel will be going to school when it starts and Tuba who is now wearing a dress is looking for a job. Both she and Jesse are also looking for jobs to help support themselves as they’re all alone with only Alan Dracula with them, who lives in a pen built next to the inn. Social services have their hands full with all the children who were brought to life without parents and with both her and Jesse being almost adults they weren’t as important as in helping the younger kids.

Both are working with the government to get some help, in being able to support themselves. There is a lot of aid coming in to help the tv characters who have been brought to life, both she and Jesse were surprised at the amount of money coming in to help support themselves. Their fan base was surprisingly big with donations being given to them after they open a ‘Go Fund Me’ page.

Their landlord, Keitaro Urashima the owner of the inn was surprise at the amount of fans he has who are making calls about reserving a room at the inn and like other characters who open a fund me page at the amount of money fans donated to him. Turns out there are lots of fans who feel that Keitaro was abused by the girls of the inn and that now he’s real he no longer has to put up with anything as he’s no longer bound by status quo of his series.

Both Lucy Heartfilia and Erza Scarlet we’re also surprised at the amount of donations they’re getting from fans and offers from the company that made their series. With lots of offers to have them be idols back in Japan, which seeing how both of them don’t have their old magic and still working on getting the hang of the magic here are thinking of taking up the offer. Even it would have them be dress in revealing clothes and modeling to fans in Japan. They really don’t have that much skill to make a living. (1)

Of course the amount of donations does depend on how popular and well known they are. Both Ran and Meow from Carried By The Wind anime had very little in donations compared to many of the Bleach anime cast. Both of them signing up to take classes to find work, thanks to how their anime isn’t that popular or known. And that they from a past setting and are still getting use to all the technology in the modern world. (2)

While Rin and Mimi from the anime Rin Daughters of Mnemosyne, along with their dog Genta are all immortals. They having lived long lives have picked up many skills to survive and are taking classes to get the official paperwork to work in their chosen fields. Like other characters who were like doctors or other jobs that need a degree to work in that field.

So now M.T. is heading for the department store to apply for any jobs that are open. Jesse is trying to find a job at one of the restaurants in town as well. As they couldn’t depend on donations from fans to support themselves. Or have their own live action show like the bears from We Bare Bears who are doing a reality web show to earn a living. Which made M.T. wonder if she should have her own blog to make money by ad money.

“You can do this,” M.T. said to herself as she wanted to live her own life and she is doing it in the real world. Walking into the Davenport department store she headed for the offices to apply for a job.

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Orchid Beach City -

“I’m going out,” Dennis Lee said a taking a bag of his LARP-ing gear.

“Where are you going?” Mrs Lee asked.

“Going to the Mystery Shack, there’s a Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons tournament there today,” Dennis said. Dipper had posted an open invite to anyone who wanted to join a Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons tournament that he and his uncle Ford had setup.

“Cool, I’m going with,” Ray Ray said.

“Alright just don’t get in the way,” Dennis said as they walk to the bus, where some others are also heading for the shack.

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Gravity Falls Brighton -

The Mystery Shack has a sign out in front saying "Temporarily CLOSED For Repair." The gateway took some time to dismantle where it be able to be studied which according to Ford in one dimension where Stan just took the journal away from Gravity Falls, he and his friend had started a company that used portal technology to go to other worlds. And thanks to it being out all in the open Ford has been offered grant money and funding from many groups for that technology. Which Ford has signed up with the Wayne Company as he couldn’t turned down working for Batman, he even showed Mr. Wayne designs for a new Batsuit and belt. Which Mr. Wayne had to inform Ford that he decided that he could do more help in treating the symptoms of crime then dressing up and punching out someone, even if he does have a bounty hunting license. (3)

Mabel puts on a Duck-tective sweater and giving one to Grenda. “Thanks for coming over to watch tonight's Duck-tective finale, Grenda!”

“Of course! I'm so invested in the lives of these characters!” Grenda said.

Mabel turns to Stan, who comes down the stairs wearing a suit. “Hey-hey, look at you! Someone's all dressed up.”

“It's a big night. I think we all remember where we were, when we learned Duck-tective was shot,” Stan said.

An alarm goes off.

Mabel gasped as the alarm for the show went off. “Viewing positions, everyone!”

Grenda, Mabel and Stan, run to the living room, but stop and gasp when they see that Dipper and Ford have laid their game all over it. They’re not alone as Dennis, Ray Ray, Hilda, Frida, Alfur, Tanis De Nile, Deuce Gorgon, Clawd Wolf, and Jackson Jekyll are with them. Namely Dennis, Frida, Deuce, Clawd, Jackson, Tanis, and Alfur are playing the game, while Ray Ray, David, and Hilda are looking at the exhibits.

“Ah! Graph paper!” Grenda shouted and stomping on it. “Kill it! Kill it!”

“Dipper, could you maybe move this to another room?” Mabel asked.

“No dice! We ran out of room in the basement and we're going for a world record! Now, dice!” Ford said as he rolls a 32. “32, yes! 7,000 points damage!”

“You got me!” Dennis said.

“Oh, why, why with this? You wanna break a record, Ford? You already got it with world's nerdiest old man,” Stan said.

“Hey, at least I'm not all keyed up to watch a kid's show,” Ford said back.

“I'll have you know that Duck-tective has a big mystery element! And a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads!” Stan said.

“So you all came for the game?” Mabel asked the others.

“Yeah this is fun,” Clawd said.

“It’s real fun,” Tanis said who had joined in.

“Actually my group came to talk about magic and Frida and Alfur joined In on playing the game,” Hilda said.

“Hey they’re back,” David said.

Walking into the room is Winnie had tagged along with her big brother, Cleo and Nefera De Nile who were dragged along thanks to their little sister Tanis wanting to join Winnie. They had gone out to get some takeout from the Lumberjack fast food place. They had taken the golf cart to get to the fast food place.

“Got the food,” Nefera said as she and Cleo had volunteered to get some food so they wouldn’t have to listen and watch the game which their little sister has taken a liking too. And Winnie had joined wanting to leave too.

“I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human situations,” Grenda said.

“Ohh the duck show?” Tanis asked having watched that show too.

“Grunkle Stan, it starts in a few minutes!” Mabel said spotting the clock on the wall.

Stan move to take the paper off the TV.

Ford grabs his hand. “Move that and pay the price!”

“Oh, what, fifty magical dwarf dollars?” Stan mocked.

“Don't mock our fantastical monetary system!” Ford snaps.

“I'll mock all I want, it's my TV room!” Stan said.

“It's my house, you...,” Ford gives out a sigh. “Listen, Stanley, did it ever occur to you to if you joined us you might actually have fun?”

“What? Now you listen to me!” Stan said grabbing Ford's bag that contained something special. “As long as I live I will never...”

“Stanley!” Ford shouted.

“Play your smartypants nerd game!” Stan shouts as he throws the bag to the floor, and the infinity sided dice rolls out.

“No!” Ford shouted realizing that he had forgotten to lock up the dice up for safe keeping as the dice casted a spell at random.

Four Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons characters appear. An ogre, a hot elf, a old wizard, and a griffin.

“Mortals of dimension 46'\, kneel before me and,” the wizard said as he rolls dice. “Snivel! I am Probabilitor! The greatest wizard in all of mathology! Give or take an error of 0.4.”

“Eh, is this normal?” Stan asked as he and the others just stared in shock.

“Have you come to send us on the quest of a lifetime because we're the smartest players you've ever met?” Dipper asked.

“You are the smartest players I've ever met! That's why I'm going to eat your brains to gain your intelligence. It's what I do,” Probabilitor said.

“It's his thing,” the ogre said.

“What?!” Frida shouted out.

“Sized them!” Probabilitor shouted.

“Wwwwaaaaaa!” Tanis cried out running to her sisters for protection.

“Boys get him,” Cleo yells at Clawd and Deuce as she hugs her sister.

“Oh yes this dimension is crossed with several tv shows brought to life,” Probabilitor said as Clawd and Deuce were held back from attacking him by the ogre and hot elf. He raised his staff that fired a beam of light at Deuce as he was lifting his sunglasses to turn the ogre to stone but found nothing happen.

“What?” Deuce shouted out as he stares at the ogre who wasn’t turning to stone.

“I dealt with Gorgons like you before boy. Especially after that time I tried to come on a counterpart of your mother,” Probabilitor said.

“What?” Deuce asked.

“Long story,” Probabilitor said waving him off. “But I learned to seal away your glaze so I won’t be turning to stone.”

Ford takes out a energy gun. “Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!”

“Math ray!” Probabilitor shouts as a ray of math blasted Ford’s gun and blew a hole through the wall. “I'm not here to play games!”

Probabilitor cast another spell that caused magical chains to wrap around the players of the game and pulls them into a pile. The griffin grabs them by their chains and flies out, followed by the others.

“Now to the forest, for the ultimate game!” Probabilitor said riding in a bubble of magic with the ogre and hot elf.

“Tanis!” Cleo and Nefera shouted as she was pulled away from their arms as they tried to hold on.

“Oh no! That crazy wizard is going to eat their' brains! We have to stop 'em!” Winnie shouted out.

“Eh, maybe let 'em get a couple bites in Ford's brain first. Even things out smartness-wise,” Stan said and jerks back at the glares from Cleo and Nefera. “Right your little sister. Alright, alright. I guess if we have no other choice, we'll go on a... epic wizard quest.”

“YAAAAYY!!” Mabel, Ray Ray, and Grenda shouted out.

“Everyone grab a weapon,” Stan said.

Stan finds a bat in the couch cushion, Cleo grabs a crowbar, Nefera takes up a shovel, Hilda grabs a hoe, Ray Ray, a frying pan, Mabel takes a rake, and Grenda lifts up a chair.

“Wait shouldn’t we call the cops?” David asked.

“Oh yeah,” Stan said and turns to David. “You stay here watch the shack and call the cops to follow us.”

“Come on, I got their scent,” Winnie said sniffing the air.

“Right,” David said.

"Here," Nefera said writing down a phone number on a piece of paper. "Call this number and tell my dad what happen and he'll can call up Batman for help."

"Oh yeah Batman," David said eyes lighting up.

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In the Forest -

Chained to trees, Ford, Dipper, Dennis, Frida, Deuce, Clawd, Jackson, Tanis, and Alfur could only watch as Probabilitor summoned a big iron pot. The hot elf had setup a big pile of wood where the math wizard using his magic placed the iron pot on. He then made water poured into the pot by a portal, then pulled out a measuring tape.

"Heheheh," Probabilitor crackles as he measures all of their heads. "With each brain I eat, I shall increase my enchantelligence."

"If my hands were free, I'd break every part of your face," Ford said struggling to free himself.

"The time has come! Hot elf! Ready the brain-cooking pot!" Probabilitor said.

Hot elf gives out a sigh. "Yes, Probabilitor."

He shakes his hair and shoots a flaming arrow at the wood pile under the pot lighting them up.

"Hey now, aren't, I'm a bit too small?" Alfur asked.

"True," Probabilitor said as he casted a spell that made the tiny elf grow to the size of Dipper. "There, you're big enough now."

"If, I wasn't about to be eaten, I would enjoying being big for once," Alfur said still chained to the tree.

"Now for you two," Probabilitor said to Tanis and Frida. "I never eaten girl's brains before. So... I'm new at this."

"What?" Frida asked.

"So... uh.... how are you two doing?" Probabilitor said to the utter confusion of everyone there.

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Another part of the woods -

Following Winnie who is following her nose, Cleo, Nefera, Ray Ray, Hilda, Grenda, Mabel, and Stan track down the others.

Stan slaps his back. “We must be getting close. These fairy bites are getting more frequent.”

The fairy in question is crushed against Stan's suit. “Hey, look, listen.”

The ogre stomps out in front of them. “Halt! Yon interlopers are trespassing on the ancient forest of Probabilitor the wizard! If ye wish to pass, first, ye must complete seven unworldly quest, each, more difficult than the--“

“NOW!” Grenda shouts as she hits him on the head with the chair and he collapses.

“Is he... dead?” Mabel ask as she pokes the ogre’s foot with the rake.

“He's magic, sweetie. I'm sure he's fine,” Stan said to Mabel and turns to Grenda. “There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”

Both exchanged winks with each other.

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Back at the brain cooking -

Probabilitor had summoned up a cookbook, looking up any special ways to eat female brains.

“Ah here it is, first make sure you want to eat the female brain or brains if you’re really lucky in having more then one girl who actually played the game. As you can keep them to ravish them to your pleasure,” Probabilitor read out loud.

“Waaaaaa!” Tanis started to cry while Frida stared in horror at the old wizard.

“You sick freak!” Clawd growled out glaring with the other guys at the wizard.

“Hey, I’m not a sicko. I’m just reading what’s in the book,” Probabilitor said. “I’m not like that sicko Slenderman from dimension 25/2. Now that’s something he would do, with him going around causing kids to be naked and unable to wear clothes. And he is completely shameless in raping kids.”

“What do we do? What do we do?” Dipper asked Ford.

“Stop thinking, Dipper! The more wrinkly your brain gets, the more he'll want to eat it!” Ford said.

“And now, a little math problem: when I subtract your brain from your skulls,” Probabilitor said hitting Ford and Dipper with his staff. “Add salt, and divide your family, what's the remainder?”

“YOUR BUTT!!” Mabel shouted out as she jumps out from some bushes.

“What? My butt isn't part of this particular equation,” Probabilitor said.

Winnie, Cleo, Nefera, Ray Ray, Hilda, Grenda, and Stan burst out from the bushes behind Mabel.

“Drat! How did you make it past my one guard? Very well. There's only one way your family can save you. YOU must defeat ME in Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons: REAL LIFE EDITION!” Probabilitor said as he creates a game board to appear on a wooden table so everyone could gather around it. “Hahaha-hahaha!”

“What? Oh, come on!” Stan moans.

“I choose my characters...,” Probabilitor said as he makes 9 ogres to appear on the game board. Then he makes Ford, Dipper, Dennis, Frida, Deuce, Clawd, Jackson, Tanis, and Alfur to appear on the other side of the board. Dipper and Ford appear as elf characters, Alfur is back to his normal sized but also dressed up, Dennis and Frida are a warlock and a witch, Deuce, Clawd, and Jackson are dressed up as adventures, and Tanis is dressed up as a princess.

“Ah! My ears! They're so pointy!” Ford said feeling his new ears.

“There better be something protective under this tunic,” Dipper said as he turns around and opens his tunic. “Oh, no, there isn't!”

“Hey this isn’t bad,” Alfur said looking at his adventures gear.

“You’re telling me,” Jackson said looking over his own outfit and rapier.

“Neat,” Deuce said who is armed with a crossbow.

“I like it,” Clawd said who is armed with metal claw gauntlets.

“What am I?” Tanis asked looking at her princess outfit.

“I think you’re the healer,” Frida said.

“So you’re the one we protect as you can heal us,” Dennis adds. (4)

“Seriously, can't we just, like, arm wrestle or something?” Stan asked.

“Come on, this game is a lot of fun. I had my mom pack me a lunch,” Probabilitor said holding a brown paper bag and pulls out a small sandwich bag that has some apple slices in it. “Ew, apple slices? I'll eat you last.”

“Uh, just make with the rules, ugly,” Stan ask While chewing gum.

“The game is a battle royale. We help our characters by casting spells determined by rolls of the dice. Each of you get to roll once before you can roll again. If you win, I'll go back to my own dimension,” Probabilitor said.

Mabel claps her hands.

“But if I win, I eat their brains,” Probabilitor said.

“Hey, I'm not sure this is such a good idea,” Dipper said.

“DEAL!” Stan said.

“Oh boy,” Dipper said.

“Let the game... BEGIN!” Probabilitor said as he rolls the dice and got a 13. “Attack!”

The ogres try to hammer Dipper’s group with their clubs.

“Ah! Whoa!” Dipper said running with the others as the ogres chased them. Clawd had picked up both Frida and Tanis and is running with them under his arms.

“What do we do? What are our moves?!” Cleo yelled out as the ogres chased her friends and sister.

“There are no moves; you make them up!” Dipper shouted.

“What? Really?” Hilda asked.

“Yes! I tried to tell you: this game involves math, but also risk, and imagination!” Frida said.

“Risk?” Stan asked.

“Imagination? Just, make something up!” Nefera said to Cleo who is holding the dice.

“I cast, uh... shield of... shielding!” Cleo said rolling a 14 and shields appears in front of everyone on the board. Protecting them from the club blows from the ogres. “Ha! We're doing it!”

“Shield of Shielding Reversal Spell,” Probabilitor said rolling the dice and the shields disappeared.

“I cast: super speed wing shoes!” Winnie said rolling the dice and shoes with wings appear on the players feet.

Dipper and the others are now running rings around the ogres who couldn’t keep up.

“Hot flamey sword!” Hilda said rolling the dice and a sword appears in Deuce and Jackson’s hands.

Deuce and Jackson slice through all the ogres making them poof in a cloud of smoke.

“No! Drat you! You'll never outrun my, Ogre-nado!” Probabilitor said rolling the dice and an ogre-nado chases Dipper and the others. “It is what is sounds like!”

The ogre-nado blows Deuce and Jackson’s swords away and everyone’s winged shoes.

“I cast: CENTAURTAUR! YAH!” Ray Ray said rolling the dice and a horses with another horse body for a head appears.

“This isn’t right,” Alfur said as the things before him doesn’t make sense at all. He and the others got on the centaurtaur and it runs away from the ogre-nado.

“I cast Wall of hunks!” Grenda said rolling the dice and on the board a human wall of shirtless hunks appeared.

The ogre-nado hits the wall of hunks and fall apart, unable to power through the muscular bodies of the hunks.

“I cast Roaring Wave!” Probabilitor said rolling the dice and a wave of water with roaring lion’s head washed the wall of hunks away and heading for Dipper and the others.

“I cast Cancel Spell!” Nefera said rolling the dice and Frida, Dennis, and Tanis casted the spell causing the wave of water with lions head to disappear.

“We’re winning!” Dennis said.

A giant monster grabs him and everyone else in its massive hands.

“Hahaha yes! I was saving the worst for last!” Probabilitor crackles.

“Oh no!” Dipper shouted.

“The Impossibeast! Hey, I thought they banned this character!” Ford shouted out.

“Think again! I'm playing the controversial 1991-1992 edition!” Probabilitor laughs.

“I'll think of some weapons!” Mabel said grabbing the die.

“You don't understand. This is the most powerful monster in the game! He can only be defeated by rolling a perfect 38! But the odds of that are--“ Ford said but was cut off.

“MOMMY!” Tanis cried out.

“Calling your mommy won’t…,” Probabilitor was saying as a sandstorm appeared bursting through the trees. “What the?”

That was all Probabilitor managed to say before Dedyet the mummy girls mother and Harriet, Winnie and Clawd’s mother slammed into him and began mauling him.

“Girls,” Ramses said appearing as the sandstorm he created to fly to the forest disappeared.

“I didn’t know you mummies could do that,” Hilda said looking at the mummy sisters.

“We’re still learning,” Cleo said as she and her sisters never really needed to transformed into a living sandstorm to travel.

“Get him mom,” Nefera said tossing her mom the crowbar and grabbing it Dedyet began pummeling the math wizard with it.

Stan seeing his chance grab the die from Mabel and drops it so that it lands on 38.

“I made a 38!” Stan shouted out.

“Doesn't count,” Probabilitor yelled out before the crowbar smashes his teeth in. “Ok it counts!”

“I cast DEATH MUFFINS!” Mabel shouted out and muffins with dynamite sticking out of them appear in Dipper, Alfur, and Ford's hands.

Dipper, Ford, and Alfur throws the death muffins into the Impossibeast's mouth.

“Huh?” the beast said as the miffing blew up inside of it.

“We won!” the players shouted out as they were turned back to normal and in their normal clothes.

“The game is, like, over. Excelci-whatever,” the hot elf said as he disappeared in a flash of light.

Probabilitor who is still being mauled by the angry moms is disappearing too with the game.

“No! I'm returning to my own realm! I'm turning into pure math! What are the ooooodddsss??” Probabilitor moaned in pain disappearing from underneath the mauling from the two enraged moms.

“Mom!” Tanis cried out snapping Dedyet from her blood rage.

“Are you alright,” Dedyet asked hugging Tanis.

“Now how did this happen,” Harriet said calming down as Winnie hugs her.

“I forgot to lock away this infinity sided dice that cause anything to happen once it rolled,” Ford said.

“You forgot about that magic dice?” Ramses asked.

“Yes,” Ford admitted.

“You do know I have to report this in,” Ramses said.

“I know,” Ford said knowing that the government will be taking away the dice from him.

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Author's Note

1 - Seeing how Fairy Tail is a fantasy world with magic and an adventure guild. The kind of skills that the top adventures have wouldn’t really work out in getting jobs in the real world.

2 - I can see fans donating lots of money to characters from the series they like if they were brought to life and open a fund me page. Seeing how many fans spend tons on stuff like keychains and body pillows.

3 - The reason why Bruce Wayne doesn’t use his billions in helping to actually stop crime as in education and jobs in the city. Is because if he did there be no reason to be Batman.

4 - In any game that has a healer in it. You must always protect the healer or take them out first depending on if they’re on your side or is an enemy.