Girls Just Wanna Be Dicks
...Show her that you rock!
Previous ChapterI must have blacked out, because the next thing I know, I wake up, lying naked on the balcony, with two beautiful women curled up on either side of me.
First, I just sort of appreciate being alive and only me again.
Then, I appreciate how naked and lovely both of them are. They've got their arms curled against my chest, breasts pressing into me, one leg each up over my legs. I can feel their pussy hairs brushing against me.
Third, I am unspeakably glad that those transformations weren't permanent.
Look, that was a good time, I'm not gonna lie, but having someone attached to you forever would just be a little too much. Especially if I was gonna pass out every time I came. That'd be no bueno.
Yeah, really glad my penis is not a sentient, talking entity.
The girls are just starting to stir when the door to the balcony opens. No knock, no signal, just boom, open door and we're all naked. Fuck it, though, I think I'm just too worn out to really care at this point.
Except who should step out but one Sunset Shimmer.
See, Sunset and I used to have a… thing, back in high school. It would have been really hard to call it a relationship. I mean, I had convinced myself that it was, being a dumb, horny kid and all. But she was a mega-bitch way back then, like, impossibly off-the-scale levels of jerk-faced bitch, and she was definitely just using me. Really glad we never went all the way.
Okay, I might be a little bitter about that still. She's gotten way better though, from what I hear.
But hey, now I'm laying here, naked, and she's got her arms crossed over her chest, grinning at me like she thinks this is the funniest shit in the world. And you know what? It kind of is.
"Wow, Flash," she says, her voice husky and filled with mirth, "two girls at once? Never knew you had it in ya."
I roll my eyes and let out what I hope is a derisive snort, while casually crossing one leg over the other. Not like she hasn't seen my dick before, but, y'know.
"Please," I say, "you know the Flash can get any lady he wants." Definitely a lie, but she at least found it amusing.
"By the way," I add, "your friends here? Total freaks."
Sunset raises an eyebrow at that.
Fluttershy sits up, yawning and rubbing sleep out of her eyes. So help me, she's fucking adorable when she does that. She doesn't seem to be concerned about being nude in front of her friend at all, giving her a little wave when she notices.
Pinkie meanwhile snuggles up tighter against me. "Yeah," she says, "we were really in him, if you get my drift."
"Not sure I do," says Sunset, narrowing her eyes.
I sigh and roll mine. "Yeah, they kinda, uh, turned into dicks and attached themselves to me. A little embarrassing, if I'm being honest."
Sunset lets out a disgusted noise and balls up her fists, arms dropping to her sides. "You two did what? Tell me you at least asked him first!"
Pinkie cringes a little. Uh-oh, busted!
"They absolutely did not," I answered helpfully, not sure what Sunset might do in this situation.
"Okay." She grasps the bridge of her nose, eyes closed. "Pinkie, Fluttershy, front and center." And for some reason, she reaches behind herself, hands dipping under her black sweater, and starts fiddling with her bra. After a minute, she pulls it out and drops it on the ground.
The hell?
Fluttershy lets out a pouty little moan, and Pinkie hesitates for a bit, but they both eventually do as asked.
"Give me your hands," Sunset commands.
"Aww, Sunset, c'mon," Pinkie whines. "We all had fun!"
"Some things are more important than fun, Pinkie Pie. You two were bad, and I'm going to punish you."
From Pinkie's reaction, I can tell she's been through whatever's about to happen before. If Fluttershy has anything to say about it, well, she's too far away for me to hear.
They both grab on to Sunset's outstretched hands. Sunset closes her eyes and she almost kinda glows? And then just like that, it seems like both girls are sucked up into the sleeves of her sweater.
My eyes go wide. Definitely did not expect that! Must be more magic.
For a minute, I'm wondering what the hell happened to them. Then Sunset lets out a long, lustful moan and her chest begins to expand.
Now, Sunset's always been pretty stacked. Definitely bigger than Fluttershy, but not too much, yaknow? Braless, I had nothing left to the imagination, but now, her tits are swelling up to about the size of watermelons, filling out her sweater until it starts to pull up, revealing her bellybutton. Once they stop growing, she shudders, tits swaying under the fabric, and opens her eyes.
"Wow," I say. "What'd you do?"
She grins. "Wanna see?"
And without waiting for me to answer, she lifts the hem of her sweater, pulling it up over her now enormous breasts and letting it rest against the top of them.
The first, most obvious change is of course that Sunset's milky tits have grown enormous. I could not even hold one in two hands, I don't think, without it spilling over the side. This is easily the biggest, juiciest rack I have ever laid eyes on, and I'm back at full mast in a heartbeat.
But second, only by the merest fraction, is her nipples. They've turned into mouths with thick lips, the left one pink, the right yellow. The right one is in fact frowning at the moment, while the left says in a familiar high-pitched voice, "Aw, Sunset, I don't wanna be a boob again! I can't see anything!"
Sunset snorts and crosses her arms under her tits, raising them up. "You should've thought of that before you decided to play Flash the way you did then, Titty Pie."
"Awww," Titty Pie groans, and her lips pout.
Wow. Can't say I've ever seen this before.
"So what do you say, Flash?" Sunset asks, shaking her shoulders just the tiniest bit and letting her tits sway back and forth, complaining the whole time. "Wanna give these bad girls a good fucking?"
Immediately, the pink lips of Titty Pie curl into an excited smile. "Ooh, yes, yes! Tittyshy, listen! If he fucks your mouth when you're like this, it feels super great!"
"Ohh no," Sunset says, sinking down to her knees, "no lipple fucking allowed. I'm gonna give Flash here a nice titjob, and you two are going to like it."
Both of Sunset's boobs let out groans of disappointment, but she does as she promised, removing her sweater completely and hovering over me until her breasts brush against my erect cock.
"How about it, Flash?"
I grin. "Can't think of a better way to enjoy them being punished."
She pushes her tits together on either side of my dick and starts rubbing them up and down my shaft. Man, that feels good. Those huge mounds of flesh are so soft and pliable, and there's plenty of them there to engulf me in love emotions.
"Eugh," complains Titty Pie, "it's like you're rubbing my ear with your dick. What gives?"
"Good boobs are seen and not heard, Titty Pie," Sunset chides her.
Tittyshy has been quiet the entire time, though she's still frowning, clearly not happy. But then, if she was, would it really be a punishment?
Titty Pie blows a raspberry, and I have to wonder just how a tongue fits inside a breast. Like, that's kinda weird, right? I mean, don't bother asking about how she talks, I'll never figure that out, either.
My hips start bucking as I get closer, and Sunset grins, clearly enjoying this. A few more pumps, and I climax, spraying her chin and her tits with cum.
"Ooh, ooh!" cries Titty Pie. "Cum! Let me taste his cum, pleeeease?" Her tongue snakes out, a good bit longer than a tongue would normally be, and starts probing around her mouth, though it's not quite long enough to reach up to where the cum.
"Nope," says Sunset, "it's all mine." She leans her head down, lifting Titty Pie and slowly licking the cum off of it. Then she does the same with Tittyshy, who grunts in protest but also lets out a little shuddery moan. Sunset keeps her eyes locked on mine the entire time, and I gotta say, that's pretty fuckin' hot.
"Feeling alright, Flash?" she asks once her boobs are cleaned up.
"Yeah." I nod and give her a thumbs-up. Kinda dorky, but hey, she always brought that side out of me. "Thanks for the boobjob, ladies."
Tittypie pouts and groans, while Tittyshy murmurs something I can't hear.
"Be that as it may," Sunset says to her left tit, "I think I'll be keeping you two around for the rest of the afternoon. This won't be a punishment if it doesn't last a little while, after all."
She stands and retrieves her bra, struggling to put it on. Ever gallant, I finally hike myself, feeling sensation come back to my legs with pins and needles, and do my best to help her with it. Even at the garment's largest setting, it's squishing her girl-tits in the worst way, both of them spilling over its top. But at least the lipples are contained, and I suspect that's her goal here.
"Thanks, Flash," she says, turning around and giving me a kiss on the cheek.
She picks up her sweater and I rub my arm, a little awkward. "Uh, no chance I could convince you to stay for some sex, could I? For old times' sake or something?" Nice once, Flash.
She gives me an apologetic smile. "Sorry, Flash. I'm kinda gayer these days than I used to be." She pauses to put her sweater back on, and it takes her a good bit of finagling to get it over her huge tits. "That's my girlfriend in there, after all."
Ah. I nod. "No hard feelings, then." Just a hard penis. "Send her my best."
And then I remembered something.
"Oh yeah, about that whole 'her being your girlfriend' thing…"
Once I finish telling Sunset the story, she's fuming. Thankfully, she seems to have missed the part where I let her actual girlfriend escape the healing tree. All her ire is directed toward the impostor lying in the bed in the next room.
Scowling, she shoves the sleeves of her sweater up and addresses her breasts. "How would you girls like to have a sister for the rest of the day?"
Wow, three tits, can she really do that? Sunset's magical capacity must be a lot higher than most people's.
"Or you could try turning her into a dick," I helpfully suggest. "Not sure your bra can handle another jug. Plus, they're pretty fun."
She stops and actually considers that for a bit.
"You know what? I think I just might. Thanks, Flash. Have a good rest of your day."
Weird note to end the encounter on, so I just wave awkwardly as she leaves. Heaving a sigh, feeling my cock start to soften, I gather up my clothes and get dressed.
I stretch, gazing out once more at the miraculous city we live in. What a crazy, fucked-up place the world has gotten to be, huh? I smirk to myself, chuckle, and turn toward the door.
And that's when I find out Sunset's locked me out on the balcony.
The End
Author's Note
So I guess my thing is having weird dreams/intrusive thoughts and coming here to show them to people. ![]()
Yeah, this was another weird dream. Or at least, most of it was. Actually, it didn't have EQG characters at all, originally Fluttershy was named "Noé" and Pinkie was named "Candi". So if the setting is a little weird, that's why. I don't know where the hell you would post an original piece of porn fiction anyway.
Hope you found something to enjoy here, thanks for reading.
