Tales From A Pie: Fall Edition

"Hold on!" Twilight shouted.

"Well, dear, what exactly are you doing?" Rarity said nervously.

Twilight had been studying a book and had been mumbling some words for the past two hours.

Each time, her horn seemed to glow brighter, but then the glow vanished.

"I can't tell you, it has to be a surprise." she says.

"Oh, ok, well I'ma just gonna go to my apple far-." Applejack began.

Twilight's horn were glowing brighter than ever now.

They didn't stop glowing after a few seconds, like all the other times twilight had tried the spell.

"It works, it works!" Twilight said clapping her hooves together.

"Well, I can't wait to find out what works." Rainbow Dash said. "I hope it makes me twenty percent cooler."

"Well, um, Twilight, um, can you, like.." Fluttershy began.

"My god, what happened to your choice of words?" Rarity said startled by hearing the words coming out of Fluttershy's mouth.\

She had never heard Fluttershy say so many 'like's in one sentence.

'Ugh, yeah, like, there's totally some-" Twilight began.

She clamped her hooves over her mouth.

She had a girly accent in her voice.

"Ugh, Twilight, what, like..." Rainbow Dash also has the girly accent.

"What did you do?" Rarity shouted. "Why don't you like talk Applejack?"

Applejack shook her head.

"Oh come on, I wanted to be like twenty percent cooler!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed angrily. "Oh my god, we look so pretty."

"Yeah, we are so sexy right now." Applejack blurted out.

"Twilight reverse the spell!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Hey, Twilight, what's the com-." Spike said coming down the stairs.

He stopped halfway down the stairs.

Twilight and her friends looked, well, sexy, like Rarity..

He shouted in the commotion the girls were having.

"HI!"

Twilight, startled by Spike's scream, turned towards Spike.

Her horns, which were still glowing, shot a beam a light that hit Spike, making him fall down the stairs.

The room was filled with purple light and the screams of the ponies.

* * *

Twilight looked around as she lifted herself from the ground.

All the ponies groaned.

"What happened? We were, like, knocked out." Fluttershy said.

"Yeah," Rainbow dash said and smacked her lips together. "Ugh, I need some make-up on, I look beautiful, but without make-up, I'm just not that sexy."

"Yeah." the other ponies said.

"I think I got some make-up upstairs." Twilight said.

Twilight and her friends made their way to the stairs, but stopped when they saw a girl lying on the floor.

"Who the hell does she think she is, walking into my house like that?" Twilight said annoyed.

"Uh." a beautiful voice said.

Twilight and her friends gasped.

Her voice sounded like the voice of an angel.

The girl got up.

The girls gasped even louder.

The girl was a sexy looking dragon, perfect body, perfect everything.

"Ugh, I totally hate her." Rarity whispered to Twilight.

The other ponies nodded in agreement.

"Twilight!" the girl said.

"Who the hell are you?" Twilight said staring at the dragon girl with jealous eyes.

"Wow you don't recognize me? It's Spike!" the dragon girl said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Well lil miss perfect here has some memory problems." Applejack said and the other ponies giggled.

"Wait, what happened to my voice?" Spike said realizing that he sounded like a girly girl.

"Ugh, what is wrong with her?" Twilight asked angrily.

"She's taunting us." Fluttershy said, raising her head up high.

"Hmph." the ponies said as they raised theirs head.

Spike ran over to a mirror.

He took one looked at himself and almost fainted.

He was still the same dragon, but his body looked very women-like and skinny but strong.

His hair is in a form that is even sexier than Rarity's hair.

He couldn't stop looking at himself in the mirror.

He realized that he had become a girl dragon.

"Wow, I'm like the prettiest girl in this room." Spike said which made the ponies give him the evil eye. Spike saw this and added, "It's not like you guys aren't pretty either."

"Ugh, I'm tired of this little bitch, she needs to learn a lesson." Rarity said angrily.

She went over, placing two hooves over Spike's hair and dragged her around the room.

Spike was screaming "Stop!" and "OW!", but Rarity didn't stop.

Finally, after one minute of dragging Spike around, she lifted Spike up right in front of a table.

Without any moment to think of anything, she bashed Spike's head into the corner of the table.

The impact was enough to knock Spike out and make his head bleed.

"Hmph, look who's sexy now, BITCH." Rarity said happily.

Her friends cheered for her.

* * *

"Oh my god, did you see their faces when we walked in." Twilight said joyfully.

"Yeah, they were all looking at us. All the guys were checking us out." Rarity said.

The mares were leaving the Mares Accessories shop, their bags full of make-up.

"Well, did you see that geek in there." Rainbow Dash pointed out.

"Ugh." the pony said shivering as they remembered the geek that was head over heels in love with them.

"Well I-" Fluttershy began. She gasped. "Look, the hoe survived.

"No!" Rarity shrieked. "You guys finish that hoe off, I already did part of my job."

"Well Rarity is right, that hoe has to leave and the police men won't finish her off. Actually they will but she';s ours." Twilight said thoughtfully. "It's time to show her who we are."

"Ready?" Applejack said, prepared for the action.

"READY!" the mares shouted.

* * *

Spike was walking down the street, his head still pounding from the table incident.

Why would she do such a thing?, Spike thought to himself.

Do they really hate him?

Maybe he could solve things out with them, know what was making them feel that way towards him.

He spotted them, with shopping bags, walking over his way with sinister smiles.

"H-hello." Spike said weakly.

"Oh, hello, hello, Spike." Twilight said, saying Spike in a harsh tone.

"How was your day?" Applejack asked. "it looks like it could use a little kick-in, don't ya think?"

"Huh?" Spike said confused.

Before he could react, Applejack turned and kicked Spike with her back legs.

It hurt harder than Rarity's table shove, and it sent him flying to the wall about one feet away from him.

A piece of brick fell down next to him.

"I got this!" Pinkie Pie, who hasn't been talking a lot, said excitedly.

She ran over to Spike.

"Poor Spike, having a bad day?" she said in a psychotic voice while picking up the brick. "A party can bring the bad, DOWN."

She let the brick fall on top of Spike's head.

He screamed loudly.

He tried to crawl away, puking blood on the way, when Fluttershy grabbed his leg.

"What sup, hoe?" She asked.

Spike was completely terrified at this point.

"Please, we can work things out." he said weakly, almost in a whisper.

"Yes, you're right we SHOULD work things out." she laughed evilly.

She grabbed a bottle she found outside the mall. She had figured that she would need this.

She smashed it against the wall.

"This workout is called, the sharp poke." Fluttershy said, with a grin on her face.

Spike didn't need to ask a question.

He knew what Fluttershy was going to do.

He was too weak to prevent it from happening, though.

Fluttershy grabbed the sharp part of the bottle and shoved it into Spike's right eye.

Spike screamed even louder.

Then his left eye was next to go.

"There, now you won't see what's coming." Fluttershy said.

"I'll handle this." Twilight said.

"Please, Twilight, this isn't you." Spike said, hoping that twilight would snap out of what ever curse or something she was in.

"Oh, I'll show you what your remarks make me feel on the inside."

Spike felt something covering his body.

Suddenly his body felt like it was going to burst.

He could feel his body becoming fatter and fatter.

"NO!" was the last thing Spike managed to say before his body released all of its contents inside it.

* * *

A bright purple light surrounded the girls.

After the light faded, Twilight looked up.

All her friends looked confused.

Then they saw what they were holding.

Bags of make-up and girly clothes.

Rarity quickly collected the bags.

"What? I could make something useful out of this." Rarity said.

"Did we just..." Rainbow Dash began.

"Eeyup, we just acted like girly mares." Applejack said.

"I can't believe all those lames jokes we used." Pinkie Pie said.

The friends started to walk away when they spotted Spike's body, or what was left of it.

"Did we..." Twilight began.

"Do..." Rarity and Applejack said.

"That?" the friends finished in disgust.

"Wow, I'm sorry girls, I guessed I learned to always check a spell and tell you what it is about before doing it." Twilight said. "OH, I get it now! It was a spell to make ponies girly, and someone who got hit by the beam of light from the horn would be the one the girls hated the most. It would drive them mad. the only way to stop the spell if the person who got hit by the beam died. I guess we hated Spike so much we killed him."

"Well at least he saved our lives." Rainbow Dash pointed out.

"Yeah." the ponies agreed.

"Well it looked like Spike's day really spread him over." Pinkie joked.

The girls giggled at Pinkie's lame joke.

"Well what a day." Twilight said.

"I guess it wouldn't be too bad to, ya know, try out some of those make-up that we bought." applejack said moving her front hoof back and forth slightly.

"Oh Applejack." the ponies said and walked off home, as the sun was setting.