Tales From A Pie: Fall Edition

by Mr.Gamernator

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Main 6, Lyra, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Bon-Bon, Adventure
Length: 3735

Each pie tells a tale. Sit down, relax, and scroll down. An adventure awaits.

Welcome to the First Annual Tales From A Pie. Each pie has a story to tell. Sad, scary, adventurous, funny, dark, etc. In this edition you will read how spells can turn wrong, fun with leaves and much more!

Have fun and enjoy the stories the Pie has to tell ^__^

Published 2012-09-15 13:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-22 05:38:52 UTC

The Girly 6

"Hold on!" Twilight shouted.

"Well, dear, what exactly are you doing?" Rarity said nervously.

Twilight had been studying a book and had been mumbling some words for the past two hours.

Each time, her horn seemed to glow brighter, but then the glow vanished.

"I can't tell you, it has to be a surprise." she says.

"Oh, ok, well I'ma just gonna go to my apple far-." Applejack began.

Twilight's horn were glowing brighter than ever now.

They didn't stop glowing after a few seconds, like all the other times twilight had tried the spell.

"It works, it works!" Twilight said clapping her hooves together.

"Well, I can't wait to find out what works." Rainbow Dash said. "I hope it makes me twenty percent cooler."

"Well, um, Twilight, um, can you, like.." Fluttershy began.

"My god, what happened to your choice of words?" Rarity said startled by hearing the words coming out of Fluttershy's mouth.\

She had never heard Fluttershy say so many 'like's in one sentence.

'Ugh, yeah, like, there's totally some-" Twilight began.

She clamped her hooves over her mouth.

She had a girly accent in her voice.

"Ugh, Twilight, what, like..." Rainbow Dash also has the girly accent.

"What did you do?" Rarity shouted. "Why don't you like talk Applejack?"

Applejack shook her head.

"Oh come on, I wanted to be like twenty percent cooler!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed angrily. "Oh my god, we look so pretty."

"Yeah, we are so sexy right now." Applejack blurted out.

"Twilight reverse the spell!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Hey, Twilight, what's the com-." Spike said coming down the stairs.

He stopped halfway down the stairs.

Twilight and her friends looked, well, sexy, like Rarity..

He shouted in the commotion the girls were having.

"HI!"

Twilight, startled by Spike's scream, turned towards Spike.

Her horns, which were still glowing, shot a beam a light that hit Spike, making him fall down the stairs.

The room was filled with purple light and the screams of the ponies.

* * *

Twilight looked around as she lifted herself from the ground.

All the ponies groaned.

"What happened? We were, like, knocked out." Fluttershy said.

"Yeah," Rainbow dash said and smacked her lips together. "Ugh, I need some make-up on, I look beautiful, but without make-up, I'm just not that sexy."

"Yeah." the other ponies said.

"I think I got some make-up upstairs." Twilight said.

Twilight and her friends made their way to the stairs, but stopped when they saw a girl lying on the floor.

"Who the hell does she think she is, walking into my house like that?" Twilight said annoyed.

"Uh." a beautiful voice said.

Twilight and her friends gasped.

Her voice sounded like the voice of an angel.

The girl got up.

The girls gasped even louder.

The girl was a sexy looking dragon, perfect body, perfect everything.

"Ugh, I totally hate her." Rarity whispered to Twilight.

The other ponies nodded in agreement.

"Twilight!" the girl said.

"Who the hell are you?" Twilight said staring at the dragon girl with jealous eyes.

"Wow you don't recognize me? It's Spike!" the dragon girl said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Well lil miss perfect here has some memory problems." Applejack said and the other ponies giggled.

"Wait, what happened to my voice?" Spike said realizing that he sounded like a girly girl.

"Ugh, what is wrong with her?" Twilight asked angrily.

"She's taunting us." Fluttershy said, raising her head up high.

"Hmph." the ponies said as they raised theirs head.

Spike ran over to a mirror.

He took one looked at himself and almost fainted.

He was still the same dragon, but his body looked very women-like and skinny but strong.

His hair is in a form that is even sexier than Rarity's hair.

He couldn't stop looking at himself in the mirror.

He realized that he had become a girl dragon.

"Wow, I'm like the prettiest girl in this room." Spike said which made the ponies give him the evil eye. Spike saw this and added, "It's not like you guys aren't pretty either."

"Ugh, I'm tired of this little bitch, she needs to learn a lesson." Rarity said angrily.

She went over, placing two hooves over Spike's hair and dragged her around the room.

Spike was screaming "Stop!" and "OW!", but Rarity didn't stop.

Finally, after one minute of dragging Spike around, she lifted Spike up right in front of a table.

Without any moment to think of anything, she bashed Spike's head into the corner of the table.

The impact was enough to knock Spike out and make his head bleed.

"Hmph, look who's sexy now, BITCH." Rarity said happily.

Her friends cheered for her.

* * *

"Oh my god, did you see their faces when we walked in." Twilight said joyfully.

"Yeah, they were all looking at us. All the guys were checking us out." Rarity said.

The mares were leaving the Mares Accessories shop, their bags full of make-up.

"Well, did you see that geek in there." Rainbow Dash pointed out.

"Ugh." the pony said shivering as they remembered the geek that was head over heels in love with them.

"Well I-" Fluttershy began. She gasped. "Look, the hoe survived.

"No!" Rarity shrieked. "You guys finish that hoe off, I already did part of my job."

"Well Rarity is right, that hoe has to leave and the police men won't finish her off. Actually they will but she';s ours." Twilight said thoughtfully. "It's time to show her who we are."

"Ready?" Applejack said, prepared for the action.

"READY!" the mares shouted.

* * *

Spike was walking down the street, his head still pounding from the table incident.

Why would she do such a thing?, Spike thought to himself.

Do they really hate him?

Maybe he could solve things out with them, know what was making them feel that way towards him.

He spotted them, with shopping bags, walking over his way with sinister smiles.

"H-hello." Spike said weakly.

"Oh, hello, hello, Spike." Twilight said, saying Spike in a harsh tone.

"How was your day?" Applejack asked. "it looks like it could use a little kick-in, don't ya think?"

"Huh?" Spike said confused.

Before he could react, Applejack turned and kicked Spike with her back legs.

It hurt harder than Rarity's table shove, and it sent him flying to the wall about one feet away from him.

A piece of brick fell down next to him.

"I got this!" Pinkie Pie, who hasn't been talking a lot, said excitedly.

She ran over to Spike.

"Poor Spike, having a bad day?" she said in a psychotic voice while picking up the brick. "A party can bring the bad, DOWN."

She let the brick fall on top of Spike's head.

He screamed loudly.

He tried to crawl away, puking blood on the way, when Fluttershy grabbed his leg.

"What sup, hoe?" She asked.

Spike was completely terrified at this point.

"Please, we can work things out." he said weakly, almost in a whisper.

"Yes, you're right we SHOULD work things out." she laughed evilly.

She grabbed a bottle she found outside the mall. She had figured that she would need this.

She smashed it against the wall.

"This workout is called, the sharp poke." Fluttershy said, with a grin on her face.

Spike didn't need to ask a question.

He knew what Fluttershy was going to do.

He was too weak to prevent it from happening, though.

Fluttershy grabbed the sharp part of the bottle and shoved it into Spike's right eye.

Spike screamed even louder.

Then his left eye was next to go.

"There, now you won't see what's coming." Fluttershy said.

"I'll handle this." Twilight said.

"Please, Twilight, this isn't you." Spike said, hoping that twilight would snap out of what ever curse or something she was in.

"Oh, I'll show you what your remarks make me feel on the inside."

Spike felt something covering his body.

Suddenly his body felt like it was going to burst.

He could feel his body becoming fatter and fatter.

"NO!" was the last thing Spike managed to say before his body released all of its contents inside it.

* * *

A bright purple light surrounded the girls.

After the light faded, Twilight looked up.

All her friends looked confused.

Then they saw what they were holding.

Bags of make-up and girly clothes.

Rarity quickly collected the bags.

"What? I could make something useful out of this." Rarity said.

"Did we just..." Rainbow Dash began.

"Eeyup, we just acted like girly mares." Applejack said.

"I can't believe all those lames jokes we used." Pinkie Pie said.

The friends started to walk away when they spotted Spike's body, or what was left of it.

"Did we..." Twilight began.

"Do..." Rarity and Applejack said.

"That?" the friends finished in disgust.

"Wow, I'm sorry girls, I guessed I learned to always check a spell and tell you what it is about before doing it." Twilight said. "OH, I get it now! It was a spell to make ponies girly, and someone who got hit by the beam of light from the horn would be the one the girls hated the most. It would drive them mad. the only way to stop the spell if the person who got hit by the beam died. I guess we hated Spike so much we killed him."

"Well at least he saved our lives." Rainbow Dash pointed out.

"Yeah." the ponies agreed.

"Well it looked like Spike's day really spread him over." Pinkie joked.

The girls giggled at Pinkie's lame joke.

"Well what a day." Twilight said.

"I guess it wouldn't be too bad to, ya know, try out some of those make-up that we bought." applejack said moving her front hoof back and forth slightly.

"Oh Applejack." the ponies said and walked off home, as the sun was setting.

The Big Leaf Pile

"There is rumor about the new big file that was located near a sign next to the corner of the street, right across from Twilight's house.

Some say it was left by an alien, because whenever they try to drive in it, it was gone.

Why would they want to dive in it, you might say? They have heard that there will be treasure at the bottom of the leaf pile.

Won't it be cool to find out if it's true?" Applebloom said, catching her friends attention.

"Yeah!" Scootaloo shouted daringly.

"We can earn our, umm... Leaf Pile Treasurer cutie mark!" Sweetiebelle thought, even though it didn't seem right to her.

"Oh well, it will be extremely rare, because I haven't met a pony that had that kind of cutie mark!" Applebloom said, her eyes wide.

"LEAF DIVERERS GO!" Scootaloo blurted out.

"Uh, is that even a word?" Sweetiebelle said confused. "And I thought it was Leaf Treasurers."

"Yeah, um, that, too." Scootaloo said rolling her eyes.

* * *

After they got out of school, the girls quickly ran over to the leaf pile and froze in amazement.

The leaf pile was almost two feet above them.

"How are we going to get to the top?" Scootaloo asked.

"Why get to the top when we could just jump into the bottom?" Sweetiebelle asked.

"But in order to be true treasurers, we will need to start from the top." Scootaloo said.

"She has a point." Applebloom said in agreement.

They spotted Twilight making her way towards them.

"Hey girls, what are you doing?" Twilight said.

"TWILIGHT!" Scootaloo shouted.

"Can you use your magic to bring us to the top of the leaf pile?" Applebloom said.

"Why would you want to do that?" Twilight asked, confused.

"We want to see what's at the bottom!" Sweetiebelle shouted joyfully.

"Pleeeaseeee?" the girls asked, making their puppy face.

"Oh alright, but get out of it soon before it will be-" Twilight said.

"HURRY, we're losing time." Scootaloo shouted.

Purple light surrounded the fillies and they were lifted into the top of the pile.

"Be safe girls." Twilight said.

They heard her walk away.

"Okay girls this is it." Sweetiebelle said.

"Start digging deep!" Scootaloo shouted.

The all began to dig into the red, green, yellow, and all the colors the leaves contained.

As they dug faster, the leaves seemed to multiply.

More red, yellow, but rarely no green.

"I think, we're reaching-" Sweetiebelle began.

Suddenly, the leaf pile began to rumble.

"What's happening?" Applebloom cried out.

"The aliens are taking the leaf pile away!" Sweetiebelle shouted.

"They're trying to steal our treasure!" Scootaloo said angrily. "Don't let them get to it first!"

The girls began to dig even faster.

Suddenly, they were pushed back.

"Oh no, they are trying to stop us!" Applebloom cried asthe burst of color spread all over the place.

"Don't give up, girls!" Sweetiebelle shouted, trying to encourage the girls.

It worked.

They started to dig faster.

Red.

Green.

Yellow.

The colors began to pass faster and faster.

Without warning, they felt a force push them to hit their heads together.

They sat there dazed for a moment.

"Ugh, what was that?" Applebloom said, holding her hoof to her head in pain.

"Hey I think I see the bottom!" Scootaloo said excitedly.

"Hurry girls." Sweetiebelle demanded.

As they dug deeper and deeper, they saw there was something black beneath them.

"That must be the treasure!" Sweetiebelle shouted, her eyes dazzling.

Again another force, pulled them back, but even faster.

The leaf pile was above them!

As they fell through the air surrounded by red, yellow, and green, Scootaloo shouted, "We're going to be squished.

They soon fell into a something squishy beneath them.

"Girls, I think we made, it to the-" Scootaloo started.

"EW! What's this, it's sticky!" Sweetiebelle said, her voice sounding like Rarity's.

"Ahem." Scootaloo said clearing her throat. "We reached the bottom of the leaf pile!"

"Okay, now dig left." Applebloom said.

The girls did just that.

They dug for thirty second before they saw the light.

"We're almost out!" Sweetiebelle shouted, ready to get out of the pile and find out what they were in.

As the girls got out of the leaf pile, they screamed in astonishment.

"The bottom of the leaf pile.." Applebloom said in disgust.

"is..." Sweetiebelle said weakly, almost fainting.

"a junkyard." Scootaloo began, looking like she was going to throw up.

That day, the girls were ashamed the whole afternoon. The treasure beneath the leaf pile, was a sticky and smelly one.

Their reward... was a long afternoon shower.

The Most Greatest Animal Show Ever

Sir Animal, a colt who liked to study animals, had been thinking of something interesting to attract more viewers. A lot of ponies had seen this gray colt, with blue eyes, and orange hair in the weekends. It was almost the weekend and he still hasn't come up with something to put on his Animal Show. In the evening, Sir Animal had become fed up with all his thinking and he decided to contact an old friend, named Hypokitic, who he thought might help him.

He was right. Hypokitic told Sir Animal that he would be over at his house in a few minutes. Confidently and patiently, he waited. In about ten minutes Hypokitic had arrived.

"Well hello, Sir Animal, long time no see." Hypokitic said as he opened the door.

"Right you are my friend." Sir Animal responded.

"So what do you need help with?" Hypokitic asked.

"Well, I haven't come up with any ideas for my show. I mean I know what it's about, but I just want to attract more viewers." Sir Animal said, looking at Hypokitic hopefully.

"Well I have just the thing." Hypokitic said. "All you have to do if get your show on every channel." Hypokitic said.

"Yeah because you can go up to them and beg them to give you permission for that." Sir Animal said rolling his eyes.

Hypokitic chuckled.

"Oh you'll see." Hypokitic said in a serious tone.

* * *

Sir Animal waited patiently outside the doors of the tv station building. The guards had somehow allowed Hypokitic in there but Sir Animal had to stay outside and wait. A few minutes passed and Sir Animal grew impatient. Just when he was about to ask the guards if he could check in on them, Hypokitic came out with a smile on his face.

"They said yes!" Hypokitic yeled.

Sir Animal's face beamed. Then it returned to a frown.

"I still don't have an idea." Sir Animal said sadly.

"You can talk about lions. Yes! You can show how they lick each other for baths and how they hunt their preys. The ponies will love it!" Hypokitic said almost immediately like he had planned the whole thing out a while ago.

"Well I don't know..." SIr Animal said, not sure whether to do it or not. "But it's for the ratings. For the best at least."

"Don't worry about the show I'll edit it some more and I'll revise it." Hypokitic said. "We will tell you when it's ready to go."

* * *

The next day, Twilight had gotten up to check on the latest scientific discoveries on her television. When she turned to the science channel, she realized that they weren't giving the normal show they gave in the morning. Instead they were giving Sir Animal's Animal Show. Strange, she thought.

She decided to watch this instead. She would at least learn something new about lions, maybe. As she sat there through the whole show, she realized that she had learned all the facts about lions that they mentioned. She had wasted twenty five minutes of her life trying to find something new about a topic she already knows. She was about to turn off the TV when she heard the last two sentences of the show that caught her attention.

"Don't you wish to be like lions. Well you might be prepared for so, you never know what your body can do." a deep voice had said.

She turned off the TV. She began to think of the last two sentences being hypnotizing or some magical feel into it commanding something to control you. Twilight dismissed the idea and went back upstairs to wake up Spike.

* * *

At noon, Twilight was reading one of her books when she realized that she was licking her hoof. She immediately yanked her hoof back, thinking about what she had done. That's a first, she thought.

She rarely had licked herself. It was just the beginning. A few minutes later, Twilight smelled something very good and very delicious. Her mouth started to water and she licked her lips. She followed the scent. She kept sniffing the air until she felt the smell getting stronger. Twilight opened her eyes. She saw Spike looking at her with wide eyes.

"What are you doing?" Spike asked confused.

Twilight growled.

"What's wrong?" Spike asked.

Twilight tried to speak but only a growl escaped her mouth.

"Um are you..." Spike began and froze.

Twilight felt some wierd things happening to her body. It wasn't really painful but it was tingly. Her teeth began to grow sharper. She hoofs became furry and grew claws. Her skin, grew in a layer of orange fur. Her face widened and her mane disappeared. Her body got longer.

Spike just stood there and watched as Twilight's transformation stopped.

"You're... You're... You're a lion!" Spike screamed in horror.

Twilight roared. She looked at Spike with hungry eyes. She tried to resist herself but the smell of Spike's meat was too unresistable. Luckily, Spike had ran out the door before she pounced on him.

Twilight couldn't resist the urge no more. She ran after Spike quickly. She wondered what the other ponies would say when they see a lion sprinting after a little dragon. She would be locked up for sure.

Twilight couldn't focus on that at the moment. She had food to catch. As Spike stopped at the Town Center, Twilight had realized that there were many lions around there, too. The lions had gathered around Spike.

Each had their eyes locked on Spike.

Spike just stood there dumbfounded. "Easy now." he said calmly. He began to sweat.

Spike slowly began to back away. Twilight pounced on Spike, which soon was surrounded by lions. Dragon body parts began to fly around everywhere. Some lions were fighting for the meat but Twilight had quickly picked up her piece with her mouth and began to chew on it. A couple minutes later, all the lions had been satisfied. While the other lions were leaving a loud roar was heard by all the lions.

The lions turned around to see a huge lion looking at them. It began to speak, and Twilight had realized that she understood lion language.

"I am the one that created you." the lion said. "You all are under my power. There are some people who are still normal. We must eliminate them. We lions will rise higher."

All the lions cheered for him.

"First, we must take out Sir Animal. He is capable of stopping us. Then,we attack the princess and her guards. After that, we spread across Equestria, killing all the normal ponies left in the world. LIONS WILL RISE! THIS MOMENT IS THE MOMENT I HAVE-" the lion was run over by a plane that had landed on top of it.

A bright light shined as Sir Animal got out of the airplane.

After the light died out , Sir Animal saw all the ponies staring at him blankly.

"Has anyone seen Hypokitic? He said he wanted to show me something." Sir Animal said.

No one moved or said a word.

"It's awfully quiet in here." Sir Animal said, passing Lyra and Bon Bon.

"Ack! Hair ball!" Lyra said clamping a hoof over her mouth.

"Gross." Bon Bon said licking her hoof.

* * *

No one knows for sure what happened to the lion. No one had ever seen that lion again. No one knows exactly how Hypokitic had managed to chnage the ponies into tigers. Some say he used magic. Others said he used an incredible force of hypnotizing people and their body. Will this happen again? This is still a mystery that no pony really cares about anymore.