Rarity groaned, as she found herself waking up. Her eyes turned looking towards the alarm clock, a she came to realize it was only three in the morning. Yet something was bothering her. The light sounds of thumping as she looked around. At first she thought it was Opal her cat trying to get out, as she let out a long yawn. Her head aching as she began pulling herself out of bed. Her breasts gently bouncing as her hair looked like a complete mess. Though Rarity didn’t care more for apperence as she had just woken up and imagined she’d fix it in the morning as she put on the pink silk robe that barely hid anything.
“Whats going on, and who’s making such noise early in the celestia damn morning?”
“She grumbled as she opened her door, and starting to walk through the hallways. The lights off as she listened to the light thumping like some form of pounding, as she looked around.
“What is going on.” She groaned as she headed down passing a few doors till she was right there standing infront of Sweetie Belle’s door.
“What the?” The unicorn muttered as she looked at the door hearing the pounding that seemed to go at a rapid speed. The way she heard it going and even a squeak as she walked in closer. She heard a small noise but it was so muffled she didn’t understand waht was even going.
“Sweetie Belle are you ok?” Rarity mumbled, still clearly tired and her mind probably still asleep as she reached over and knocked on the door. Her knuckles bouncing off the wood door as she yelled out.
“Sweetie Belle whats going on in there!” That was when the pounding stop.
“Rarity, um its fine nothings going on!” She spoke out as Rarity looked at the door almost blankly not believing it.
“What are you doing, are you jumping on the bed again? What have I told you about doing that it’s the third time this year we’ve had to replace it cause you’ve jumped on the bed and broke it. I’m coming in.” She reached over ready to walk right in when she found that the door was indeed locked.
“Sweetie belle why is this door locked?”
“Don’t come in Sis, I’m… I’m naked oh!” she exclaimed while raising Rarity’s concern.
“Are you ok? Cause I can get you something.”
“No, I’m fine sis, just go back to bed, I’m just suffering a cold.” She muttered her voice was clearly trying to hide something making Rarity more suspicious.
“Are you sure?” she asked while she thought she could hear more creaking.
“Yes, I’m sure please just go!” the younger sister said while she sounded like she was panting like something was doing something.
“Ok Sweetie, Well try and get some sleep.” Rarity simply muttered while heading back to her room, imagining she was going to forget about all this or even talk to her about this in the morning. She walked a few steps when she heard a light.
“Oh Celestia, Slow down.” It came from her room as Rarity turned her head around. She knew something was going on, as she decided to head over and grab the spare key to Sweetie Belles lock.
“If I remember correctly I left my key’s in my jacket.” She opened the closet when she suddenly without warning saw Pinkie there.
“Pinkie what are you doing in my closet?” The pink mare wearing a pair of pink Pajama’s that made her look silly smiles while waving,
“Oh I was in my bed, though the author of the story wanted a funny scene for this story so he popped me in here and wanted me to give you this.” Without warning Pinkie pulled out a battering ram like it had been up her butt.
“He wants you to use this on Sweeties door while saying, “WHile I respect your privacy as I own the house I need to establish my dominance. So here you go.” She smiled as she handed the large door breaker. Rarity looked at it for a second simply saying.
“I can’t use this.”
Though before she could get an answer she saw that pinkie had vanished without a trace. Rarity, sighed as she reached over grabbing her coat and pulling the key and headed off towards Sweetie Belles room, as she started quietly fiddling with the lock though realized something… the key didn’t work. She Checked over it again to make sure that it was the right one and it had the engravment. SB, so she was sure. THough hearing the light thumping and groans. Rarity sighed knowing she had no choice. She walked back to the closet grabbing the battering hand and headed back there.
Rarity groaned trying to remember what the line was Pinkie claimed she needed to say. She really wished she was more awake while doing this as she started pulling the battering ram and called out.
“While I respect your ptivacy this is my hown and I need to establish my dominance.” SHe imagined that would do as she called it out loudly and slammed the battering ram against the door. Without warning a large explotion went off as the door flew right off the henges.
“Holy Shit!” Rarity said looking through the hole in the all, as she looked over. The door was on the other side. Stuck in the wall.
“What the Hell Rarity get out of my room!” Sweetie Belle screamed clearly shocked as she covered herself up with her blanket.
“I had no idea that was going to happen. Sorry sis… Wait whats going on in here?” Rarity said as she realized her sister was naked in bed with Spike. His hard muscular chest exposed as the large dragon covered himself in embarrasment. But that wasn’t all right between the two of them was Applebloom, who was clearly as naked as she tried hiding under the blanket.
“Um, it’s not what it looks like.” Sweetie Belle said trying to hide her exposed breasts.
“What is it, just my sister, my dragon friend and your friend naked in bed, and what looks like a large thick stick poking up a tent between Spikes leg?” Rarity said clearly annoyed.
“You broke into my room! Now go before I… I… I move in with Spike.
“Wait what? We talked about this sweetie!” Spike said while Rarity looked more annoyed.
“Ok Applebloom get out of here before I call Applejack.” Applebloom didn’t need to be told twice. She ran out of there faster then you could say, Apploosa.” As the dust settled she looked back at Spike.
“Now how long has this been going on?” she watched him with those dark demented eyes.
“Um a month…” The dragon admitted as he scooted near Sweetie Belle clearly needing support.
“Fine. Well, just next time… just don’t do it in my house, I’m sure the castle has plenty of rooms… also wear a condom, please I don’t need baby unidrags or whatever running around..
It was then the door fell down and in the wall was a squished Gabby and Scootaloo both naked as they fell down.
“… Is there anyone else naked and fucking Spike in my sisters room!!!” Rarity called out and under the bed she heard a soft familiar voice.
“Um, Hi Rarity…” It was none other then Fluttershy. Rarity sighed and shook her head.
“You know what… I’m going to bed This is too weird.” And soon walked away. But not before yelling.
"Spike your a Celestia damn Man-whore!! And I'm telling Twilight tomorrow!"
"Oh shit..."
Author's Note
Something i wrote in an hour for a joke. have fun.
