"This can't be love, Right?"

by Ava287

Rating: teen
Tags: Cozy Glow, Equestria Girls, Main 6, Discord, Human, Romance, Comedy, Pipsqueak
Length: 1837

Pip squeak falls in love

Pip squeak has never felt true love before. until one day, his kite got stuck. And to make things different, I am pushing back the timeline. So instead of this story taking place in the 2010s it will take place in 1986

Published 2022-03-24 20:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-04-13 00:56:14 UTC

Can't stop thinking about her

Pip squeak couldn't stop thinking of when Cozy Glow got his kite down, neither can he stop the feeling he was recently having whenever he thought about Cozy Glow. Infact, his feelings got a lot stronger the next day

The next day

Pip Squeak was out of school and just walking around when all of a sudden he bumped into Somebody

"YOU- oh sorry Pip are you okay?" He heard someone say, when he looked up he saw Cozy Glow lending him a hand

"uh i-I'm fine, thank you Cozy" Pip Squeak said blushing a little bit

"So how was school" Cozy asked Pip

"oh it was fun!" Pip said full of excitement about sharing his day at school. The two start walking together having a conversation, Cozy glow wanted to leave really bad but then it would ruin her reputation and pip would tell everyone since he is known to be a snitch, if he did she wouldn't be able to become the empress of friendship, she really wanted to ditch the "Pathetic piece of dog crap" but instead, she forced a smile on her face but deep inside she had a very long frown. Pip on the other hand a huge smile both outside and inside.

Author's Note

So at first Cozy Glow didn't like him at first but her feelings might evolve later on. And in this story they didn't just meet, they known each other for a while but never became friends. And When Cozy said "YOU-" she was about to say "YOU SON OF A BITCH"

Feeling true to ourselves

"H-hi" Pip said waving

"how'd you find me?" Cozy asked still having that smile, it would make Pip blush

"I don't know, I just was walking around and I found you" Pip replied

"what were you writing?" Pip asked, curiosity killed him just like it killed the cat

"Oh it was just about how my day is going so far" Cozy said, but that wasn't actually the case. She was actually writing a letter to Lord Tirek

"CAN YOU GO OUT WITH ME- why did I overflow" Pip yelled, he then realized that he yelled it out loud. For some reason, Cozy Glow felt a warm flush on her face when he asked that, she hasn't ever been on a date before. But if she said no then he would be the "Crybaby" that he has always been, not surprising for Cozy

"Uhh s-sure" Cozy Glow said still surprised about the fact that she is actually going out with someone

"Thank you Cozy, you're the best!" pip said full of excitement

"Y-you're welcome" Cozy said

With Pip

"Pip why are you so excited?" Pip Squeak's mom said while smiling

"I'm going out with a girl that I like" Pip Squeak said full of joy

"Wow I am really happy for you! Just make sure you two treat each other the right way" Pip's mom said

"Okay mom" Pip said hugging his mom, the woman hugs her son back

Author's Note

The next chapter will obviously be about the date and it will have a brief mentioning about how I think Cozy Glow's backstory is

First KISS!?

It was the day the day that Pip Squeak will have his first ever date with the girl of his dreams, Cozy Glow. Pip was getting ready for the date with 80s hits playing, he grabs A perfume bottle and stupidly sprays it in his mouth and starts gagging.

"Perfume smells so good, but tastes so bad" Pip said as if that wasn't obvious.
"I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!!" Pip yelled rushing to the bathroom and vomits.

At the date

Cozy Glow and Pip are walking together, Cozy Glow covers her nose and turns to Pip "Did you vomit?" Cozy Glow asks to Pip Squeak, Pip blushes in embarrassment "uhh n-no" Pip lies but as a manipulative person, Cozy knows those tricks to well

"You did vomit didn't you?" Cozy Glow says and Pip nods in embarrassment

At the tree

Pip and Cozy are having a conversation with each other and just like the last time they had a conversation, Cozy Glow forced a smile on her face that was to real to look fake.
After a few hours of walking and talking, the sun is setting and just when Cozy Glow is about to finally be free from Pip Squeak, Pip grabs her wrist and pulls her over to him, then he leans in to KISS HER!! She pulls away and runs as fast as she could, it was clear that she didn't want to be kissed. Pip goes home saddened but is relieved to finally at least go out with her.

Author's Note

I'm sorry for a short chapter, but I am out of ideas now. Next chapter coming soon

I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

Pip Squeak was a bit embarrassed by what happened yesterday, his mind was full of that day that he wasn't paying attention to where he was going, so he bumped into a girl. He looked up and saw Cozy Glow lending him a hand, but her expression seemed as if she wasn't willing to see him there.

"Oh hi Cozy Glow, about yesterday i-" Pip Squeak said, but he cut himself off when he heard footsteps, Cozy Glow was speed walking away from him.

"About yesterday, I am sorry for trying to kiss you, I didn't realize you were uncomfortable and I just couldn't stop myself" Pip Squeak said as he walked alongside her. Cozy Glow started going faster, it turned into running away from him.

"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!" Pip Squeak yelled as he speed walked trying to catch up with her, Cozy Glow eventually stopped and walked towards Pip Squeak.

"It's okay, it's not your fault." Cozy Glow said and Pip blushed

"I-It's not my fault? I'm sorry!" Pip Squeak said, not understanding what she meant.

"you didn't know that I wasn't ready, don't cry a river about it" Cozy Glow said as she walked a slight closer to Pip Squeak, Pip Squeak felt a warm set of lips on his cheeks, Cozy Glow kissed him on the cheek, waved goodbye to him and walked away. Pip Squeaks face felt like it was on fire, his own crush KISSED HIM!?

Author's Note

Yes, an actual PipGlow chapter. Cozy Glow has not fully developed feelings for Pip Squeak yet though.

Authors note

I changed the story photo, the actual photos are NOT mine, all credits to rightful owners. I edited the photo with Pics Art

"Are you falling in love? I have a feeling you are"

This centre's around Cozy Glow for the majority of this chapter

Cozy Glow was at her box fort and sat there. She wish that she knew her parents, but she has been parent less since the day after she was born. The only home she had was a literal box fort. She felt so embarrassed for kissing Pip Squeak, but for some reason, she wanted to do it again but this time on the lips. Why is she having this absurd feeling? Pip Squeak was exactly what his name is, A Pipsqueak! He was also a moron, but she fears that she might want him to be her moron....

Author's Note

This is the chapter where Cozy Glow starts to actually develop stronger feelings for Pip Squeak.

What is wrong with me?

Pip Squeak never felt love before,Beside loving his mom, But he never felt a romantic love for anyone which would sometimes make him saddened. One day he was flying his kite but it got stuck in a tree, but someone gets it Down.

"Here's your kite back" Cozy glow says

"Thank you Cozy" Pip squeak says, thankful that Cozy glow saved his kite.

"I'm sorry but I have to go, see you next time Pip" Cozy glow said waving goodbye to Pip Squeak and pip waved back. Pip felt a light flush on his face, he felt like his heart was beating faster than usual and he had butterflies in his stomach

"What is wrong with me" Pip asked himself "I wonder why I'm feeling this?" Pip asked himself once again but strugged it off and left.

Author's Note

I aged them up (Cozy is 14-15 and Pip Squeak is (14-15) so they wouldn't exactly be literal children in this story

SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!

Pip Squeak was running around maniacally, the feelings of true love was driving him nuts and he wanted it to stop. He eventually found discord and tugged on his leg

"DISCORD I NEED YOUR HELP MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!" Pip squeak yelled

"uhh what do you need?" Discord asked confused

"I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT COZY GLOW AND WHENEVER I THINK OF HER I GET THIS FUZZY FEELING, MY HEART ALWAYS POUNDS WHENEVER I'M WITH HER, I JUST CAN'T ANYMORE PLEASE HELP ME" Pip squeak screamed for everyone to hear but no one could understand him because he was speaking very fast

"umm I can't help you when you are speaking that fast" Discord said

"ugh fine, I can't stop thinking about Cozy Glow, my heart pounds whenever I'm with her, I keep on getting butterflies in my stomach and I get this nice feeling. What does this mean?" Pip squeak whispered to Discord, loud enough for Discord to hear

"that is called a crush Pip, how do you not know what that means you are literally 15 years old" Discord said

"oh but how does it stop" Pip asked

"well when you're ready, you should tell Cozy how you feel or else your gonna probably regret it if she falls in love with someone else. I'm not saying you have to tell her now, just when you're ready" Discord said (his big brother instincts kicking him) and walks away.

Pip goes into Sugar Cube corner with pinkie and cheese planning a party making googly eyes with eachother, and decides not to interfere with their moment. He sits by a tree thinking of things like what if Cozy didn't feel the same way about him.

Pip got up and started walking around, all of a sudden he heard someone humming and tried to find it but when he was close he stepped on a leaf loud enough for the hummer to hear "oh, is someone watching me, gee" the person said and they turned away while humming.

The voice sounded familiar to Pip, he lifted up the vines and saw Cozy Glow writing something

"Cozy?" Pip said making Cozy jump a bit

"Speak of the devil, the sack of shit is here" Cozy thought to herself but turned around

"golly you're here, hello" Cozy said with an innocent smile.

"umm h-hi" Pip said waving.