When It's Cold I Want To Die
Author's Note
Authorsnote Seth Standmore here I had a great idea for a Continue of my story Two Sunsets and I just had to Wright it, this one like the other is Completeyl Original and all the ideas come from Me Seth Standmore and my Brain. Special thanks as always to my grandfather ROY STANDMORE.
When It's Cold I Want To Die
Sunset Shimmer sat down on her bed in her hotel room in Costa Mosta California. She sighed. She ran her hand through her bacon hair. She sighed again and put her hand up to her face. It was covered in bacon grease from her bacon hair. She began to lick and suck on your hand and fingers while thinking about her life and sobbing to herself even though the bacon grease was really really yummy. Putting bacon grease on her chin would give her bad skin. She cried as she thought about that and tasted more bacon grease. It was still yummy.
It was been one year since she had killed Sunset Blundetto her alternate self from the dimension of Girls (authorsnote remember that since Equestria is where Equis comes from girls come from Girls). Since then she had fled her home and the wrath of Homura Johnson her former friend. She had started her new life as Sunset Finnerty, no longer Sunset Shimmer, because she knew Homura Johnson would never fourgive, or even threegive her, for taking away her right to revenge herself, as Sunset Blundetto had killed Homura Johnsons wife Madoka Jones.
Now Sunset Finnerty had to go to work....... she picked up her backpack full of patio furniture and took a long walk out to the highway. Pulling out her sign she spun and flipped it around. The sign said "BUY PATIO FURNITURE."
A car pulled up at the side of the rode and out of the car came a priest a monk and a rabbi. They were on there way to the bar. "Well well if it isn't Sunset Finnerty. You've got a lot to answer for young missy."
Sunset Finnerty began to sweet. Bacon sweat ran down her golden-fried face. Could Homura Johnson. Have found her?
But then the rabbi gave her a receipt for a rattan chair. And said "This broke while I was trying to sit down on it after a long day of Rabbing. I want a refund."
"Yeah and, I bought a wicker Jesus Cross from you and, the Jesus fell down off of it and killed my favorite alter boi." Said the priest producting a receipt of his own for a wicker Jesus Cross.
The monk said. "And I bought a rattan heater from you. And everyone in my monetary died. Of frozen."
Sunset Finnerty felt her sweat evaluate. Whew! It wasn't Homura Johnson. But then she was sweltered in confuse. "But these receipts do not come from me, Sunset Shim I mean Finnerty. Here let me buy you a dink........ at the Bar."
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At the bar Sunset Shimmer was sitting in some Wicked Furniture she brought with her from the highway. It was an Irish Bar and some Roman Soldier's were playing Card's at the next table. She was drinking her Beer Juice out of a tall glass while her new friend's the Priest the Rabbi and the Konk take shots of wine.
The Pierst said to Sunset. "Hey have you ever thought about hell?"
"Oh yes I think about hell all of the time." Said Sunset Shimmer. This was a normal thing for her to talk about. She used to talk about Hell with her best friends all the time. Thinking of them again made her One Single Tear, and it splittered onto the floor nearby into the shape of a Borken Hearth. "Excuse me I think I need to go cry." Said Sunset Finnerety. She finished drinking her Beer Juice and ran out the door.
A Horny Milf followed her. And said. "Hey Sunset Finnerty do you ever think about pussy?"
"Oh yes I think about pussy all of the time. I've got pussy on the brain. Sometimes I think about it while I am thinking about Hell."
This made the Horny Milf very Horny. "Well this pussy will only make you think of Heaven............ because that's where it will send you."
Sunset Finnerty's eyes went Widened. This Milf was going to kill her!!! With pussy!!!! Screaming she turned, she ran and she ran, she did not even go back for her furniture she just kept on running until she tripped and fell down some stares.
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Sunset Finnerty awakened at the Hospital. A doctor was there. He was looking up her nose with a microscope.
"Hmm this doesn't look good, Sunset Finnerty." The dictator said putting away his microscope.
"Give it to me gay Doctor." Said Sunset Finnerty. She did not want it to her straight.
The doctor sighed. He said. "Sunset Finnerty it seems you have Oldtimer's Disease. It is a rare and degenerative disorder that makes your brain look like swissed cheese." He pulled up an X Ray. "This is a normal brain." Then he pulled up another X-ray. "This is a brain with Oldtimer's disease."
The other brain looked indeed like Swissed Cheese. Sunset felt a single tear. It spangled on the ground into the shape of two gears grinding together. "Could this be my punishment? For all the evil I have done? For bulling my friend's? For telling Rarity her dress looked like Puke and Butts? For killing my cousin Sunset BLundetto before Homura Johnson could torment her?"
Just then the police breast into the building. The Milf was there, she was dressed like a Cop this time, wearing a hat shaped like a Girl Private part. She sampled, "Well well, little did you know that this hospital was Bungged, Sunset Finnerty, or should I say........ SUNSET SHIMMER?"
Sunset moaned and minned. Why did she confess her crimes out loud? WHY???
The doctor pulled off his mask.
"HOMURA JOHNSON?"
"Now to get... my revengeance on you. Sunset Shimmer."
Sunset limped out the window of the doctor's office and into some Bushes. Jeb and Barbara were crushed but, George was okay. She sprintingly ran along the street, a Mob of Cop's and Other Folks chasing her. In the window above a man who looked like Steve Harvey Oswalt shot at her with a Raffle, but, Sunset was able to Elucidate them, into the woods she ran and ran until........ she passed out ready to sleep.
TO BE CONTINUED?
Author's Note
Authorsnote Seth Standmore here with the Finish of this story, the sneazle to my best story, I tried to include a Morale at the end to Inspire my Readers and all of my Fan's, please enjoy and rate and subscribe to my account for more great story's like this one, if you don't I will write them anyway but I won't be happy about it.
The Inn At The Oaks
Sunset Finnerty was runnering through the forest, in fear and fright of Homura Johnson. "Ahhhh! Ohhhh!" She pantsed.
A root was caught on her leg and it made her fall over. "Oooof! Owwwwwf." She hrunted. Owing to herself she picked up the root, mumbling. "This pain is too much to bear...... wait that's it, BEER!"
She took out her SUnset Shimmer Alchemical Set that she took with her from Canterlot High and, she grinded the root to a plupy musch, pouring it into her Alchemy Glass she mixered it with some other ingredience and...... she made ROOT BEER. She took a Dirnk and, the pain famished.
"Well that was relaxing" Sighed Sunset Shimmer, no longer owing. SHe stood up, the pain was gone thank's to the Beer Juice. "Now where do I go from here?" Continuing through the woods she heard, laughter and singing, it sounded like Italians! Sunset Shimmer had always wanted to be Italian. So, she windered through the forest towards the sounds, crunching and bunching the leafs under her foot.
"Whatever that sound is I have to know it, it will bring me that Peace that I need for my soul after I killed my cousin Sunset Blundetto." Sunset muntered to herself. She climbed her way through the forest until........ she found it.
"The inn at the oaks." She crusted, emotively. She fell to her knee's. Not to her butt cheek's. "This was where Sunset Blundetto and I were going to go........ before I killed her. To save her from Homura Johnson." A single tear teared off her soggy pupil. Turning to sky, she hintered "WHY DOES THE GOD OF THE SKY AND THE LOVE INFECT MY HEART WITH SORROW AND SAD???"
There was crunching in front of her....... and Sunset Blundetto appeared. SUnset Finnerty looked up and grimed. "Sunset Blundetto....... NOOOOOOOOOO! I am being tomatoed by the Sins of my Past!"
The person who looked like SUnset BLundetto bunkered. "No, I am not Sunset Blundetto. I'm just a fella, a normal little lady. Wanna come in for the family reunion? Everyone is here to see you."
Sunset Shimmerty could only Bunse, confusion. There was a family renonion? And she didn't get an invocation? Stammering to her Foot. "My family reunion?"
"Your going Home."
Sunset Blundetto took Sunset Shimmerty by the Hands and Leading her down the path into the Inn at the Oaks. The Italian songs were coming from................. inside of the Inn at the Oaks??? Sunset felt another Wind of Tears cromulating upon her moderate goldenrod feature's drifting out of her Vivid Cyan Orbs, moist and soggy as her pupils were.
But standing in the doorway was a shadow-form....... and Sunset knew. She did not want to go inside of the Inn at the Oaks after all. "No I cant go in there, it's Hell." Somehow she knew that the Inn at the Oaks was Hell.
"No it's not Hell, just trust me." Said Satan, who looked like Sunset Blundetto. She took Sunset Fimmer's briefcase containing her Alchemy Playset. And said, "Briefcases aren't allowed in there."
Suddenly, a car drove up. It was a Marcades-Benson. A rich person's car belonging to........ Homura Johnson!!?!!!? She got out of the car backed up with her friend's, Nagisa Matthews, Sayaka Jacobson and, Kyoko Dickerson-Jacobson (authorsnote She is Married to Sayaka Jacobson, they are a "Lesbians" together, that means they are from an island in Grease called Sapporo)
"That's her girl's, that's the Jones! (AUTHORS NOTE THIS SENTENCE ORIGINALLY SAID THATS THE GIRL THAT KILLED MADOKA JONES BUT MY COmPUTER FROZE WHILE I WAS TYPING AND WHEN IT UNFROZE THE ONLY WORD THERE WAS JONES, I DID NOT KNOW HOW TO RETRIVE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE SO, IT WILL HAVE TO BE UNFINISHED CUT CONTINENTAL)."
The four Powerful Lesbians took out there Weapons....... they all had powerful AKB-48 Assault Rifle's from Japan! Homura Johnson had two Double-Barreled Golden Deagles that she was holding crosswise! Sunset glassed, she was implying The Famous Homura X-Factor!
Sunset nippled. If only she could transform into Daydream Shimmer, or join with her friend's in Hyper-Battlemode....... but her friends were far away, back in Ponyville, and she lost the power to Daydream when she killed her other self Sunset BLundetto............ she was doomed. It was either Die to Homura Johnson or............ go inside the Inn at the Oaks.
Taking Satan. She cried, "Please Satan, rescue me from the lesbians!"
Satan Blundetto knuckled samingly..... she grabbed Sunset Shimmer and flew through the door like the Wind. The Italian songs changed form to an Angry Oregon Player, banging out some Evil Tune's on the Big Pipe Oregon. Inside the Inn at the Oaks it was Hell.
(Authors note if you want to know what hell looks like go to this lunk here)
The person playing the Oregon turned to Sunset Shimmer. She was wearing a long cape and a mask that Obfuscated half of her Face. But, her long Green and Purple and Blue Hair wavered in the breeze. It was...........
"PRINCESS CELESTIA?"
"Yeah." said the Princess. She took off her mask, it was scared and brunt like the Phantom Oprah. "Hell is a place where you are with your Mom forever but, your Mom was too Nice for Hell so, I'm here instead. Now you're going to sit next to me and learn how to play the Piano for the rest of time!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PIANO IT IS SO ANNOYING!"
"OHHHHH, POOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trapped inside the Inn at the Oaks Sunset Shimmer plays the Oregon with her Mom forever............... and that is the fate of all sinner's who cause Sorrow and Sadness on Lesbian's.
THE END.
