The Blade

by Smaugfire2317

The voices demand blood.

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Canterlot Castle

Discord and Technoblade teleported into the Castle where they were met by none other than the two Royal Sisters and rulers of Equestria, Technoblade looked at them and easily recognized who they were cause you know, he watched the two seasons of the show.

“I have returned and I brought him with me, so what is your opinion,” Discord said while Celestia took a look at the man.

“So you must be the warrior Discord spoke of, correct?” Celestia asked the Pig Anarchist.

“Yes your majesty, the name’s Technoblade, I am known for in battles by many people as “The Blade” plus I am also a skyblock and bedwars champion and winner of the potato war,

“Pleasure to meet you, my name is Princess-”

“Princess Celestia, I know. And the other alicorn sitting next to you is your sister, Princess Luna, Princess of the night,” Techno communicated.

“How do you know us? Even though we just met?” Luna asked, surprised.

“I make it my business to know” Technoblade lied. The real reason he knows them is that they are nothing but a show created by Lauren Faust and because of that he decided to just lie.

“Tirek is located at Ponyville which is a little far from Canterlot, my student and her friends are holding them off” Celestia stated.

“But not for long sister, though I fear that they are about to be defeated soon and we better be quick” Princess Luna reminded. “So let’s hope that whatever weapons or magic you have access to, it could come in handy against the centaur while we send our guards to help Twilight and her friends. Is that understood, warrior?” Luna questioned in her serious tone only to find Techno distracted as he looked at something which the sisters thought was outside.

“Are you even listening?!” Luna asked, getting bugged.

“Oops sorry I was busy looking at the donations my Fans were giving me in the chat, what were you saying again?” Techno asked to which Luna face hoofed herself then she spoke.

“Discord, what does he mean by donations and chat exactly?” The night princess questioned.

“It’s best if you don’t wanna know, and if I told you, you would not understand and it will mess with your head” Discord answered.

“So what were you saying again?” Techno asked.

“What Luna is trying to say is that you will be going to fight Tirek while she sends her guards to help Twilight, Fluttershy, and her friends recover then once they have convalesced, they will join you in the fight” Discord explained to which Techno understood.

“Oh right, and I have a question for you Mr. Animal hybrid, you simp for Fluttershy right?” Techno asked, to which Discord looked at him with shock.

“What? What do you mean by I simp for Fluttershy? I would never” A lie, apparent to everyone.

“Bruh are you sure? Cause you just told me that Fluttershy is your favorite and that she is your best friend, not to mention I can tell you are scared of losing her judging by your face, and to me, that’s simping. So you simp for Fluttershy” Techno stated to which Discord started to get nervous and annoyed.

“I do NOT!” Discord argued, trying to deflect the claims which were very obviously true. I mean, imagine hanging out with a woman, what a simp, amirite?.

“Are you sure, cause I think you do, and look even the royal princesses agree with me look at them” Technoblade said as Discord looked at the Princesses only to find Celestia smiling and nodding while Luna was trying to hold her laughter this made Discord upset he then looked back at Techno.

“Tia, Luna, you can’t be serious, I don't simp for Fluttershy!” Discord said hoping that they would agree with him and not with the human.

“To be fair, I agree with him, you are pretty much obsessed with Fluttershy a lot,” Celestia said while Luna started chuckling.

“Bruuuhhhh, see they agree with me and chat, everybody put ‘#DiscordsimpsFluttershy’ right now; quick chat, quick!!” Techno said while Discord and the Princesses couldn’t see what he was doing, Techno could as the entire chat started spamming the sentence Techno wanted.

“Literally Everyone agrees with me so just admit you simp for her” Techno said then Discord became furious.

“Okay, I am Leaving!!” Discord said angrily before teleporting out, leaving the royal sisters and Techno alone after that hilarious scene, they both became serious again and looked at Techno.

“Alright ignoring that, you know what you must do right?” Celestia asked with a stern voice.

“Yes I do, now where is he at so I can kick his butt,” Techno said with a determined look on his face.

“We will use our remaining magic to send you to Ponyville which is where Tirek is lurking, make sure to bring him down while also helping my student and her friends get to safety. We wish thee the best of luck, noble warrior,” Celestia said as she and Luna then began to light their horns. They glowed brightly; they then shot the spell at Technoblade who took out his sword as the teleport spell blasted him sending him to Ponyville. The area where Techno stood was empty and the sisters then got back in their seats.

“Sister, are you certain and sure that he will defeat Tirek after all, he has harnessed a lot of magic in Equestria, and were you sure to trust Discord on bringing him?” Luna questioned her sister who then looked at her before taking a deep breath.

“Well, Discord said that he is the only one who can stop and defeat him, let’s just hope that he does the job quickly,” Celestia said concerned. All they could do is trust Discord’s word and hope...

“Me too sister, as much as we don’t know him, I hope he saves Equestria from this threat with whatever items he has at his disposal” Luna declared, hoping to get a look at his glowing armor after the battle.


Ponyville

Techno was teleported to Sugar cube-corner... Well, what’s left of it that is. He looked at his surroundings to see buildings were destroyed, some were on fire and that’s all he could see.

“Wow, talk about a perfect cutscene for a final battle in movies. Am I right chat?” Techno asked his chat. They all agreed with him.

“Kick his butt techno!!”

“Blood for the blood god!!!”

“Tirek wouldn’t stand a chance against ya”

“E”

“Wait, who was that one guy who said E? oh god, now that I've told you guys, you'll spam E in chat... Anyways, that’s right chat, now let’s go I got a centaur to fight,” Techno said as he drank a potion of swiftness giving him super-speed and a potion of leaping giving him the ability to jump high as he explored the area. He saw lots of buildings destroyed as he stood on a still-standing building.

“Alright everyone, it’s been a few minutes and I don’t see this guy. Where is he at? Cause I’m having a hard time trying to find him” Techno spoke as he took out his spyglass trying to find him while also looking for any clues as to where he had to search; Until he heard something.

“Help!!” Techno looked east to see a small dragon trapped under huge pieces of what’s left of the building; he then saw the roof was about to collapse on the dragon.

“Hold on, I’m coming!!” Techno told him as he jumped off and ran as fast as his legs could. He saw that the roof was just about to collapse; he then took out an ender pearl and threw it in the dragon’s direction, he then teleported right next to the trapped baby dragon.

“Hold on and stay still,” Techno ordered him as he pushed the pieces of the destroyed house off of the dragon and then grabbed him by his left arm. He then quickly took out a fishing rod and shot it at the standing building which he was on a few moments ago and then launched himself in the air just as the roof collapsed breaking into small pieces. Techno then put the dragon down.

“Are you alright kid?” Techno asked while dusting himself from the ash and dust.

“Yeah I am fine, but that was awesome!” The dragon said with joy as Technoblade gave him a smile on his face.

“I know right!? That is one of the coolest things I have ever done and it always satisfies me, every time,” Techno bragged while the dragon looked at him wondering who he was and how he got here.

“Who or what are you? You don’t look like a pony or any creature I have seen” The dragon asked, baffled by his appearance.

“Oh right my name is Technoblade, I have been sent here by Celestia to fight this Tirek guy but I don’t seem to find him anywhere, do you know where he is?” Techno introduced himself and asked the drake as he looked at him waiting for a response.

“Wait, you are the person Celestia sent us to help!? That’s great! Do you have any powerful magic you use against Tirek? Or do you have a-” The baby drake spoke but Techno shut his mouth cause he was speaking too fast he couldn’t understand him.

“Woah Woah calm down, easy with the questions kid, you didn’t even introduce yourself to me,” Techno said to which the drake finally calmed down.

“Right sorry, my name is Spike, Spike the dragon” Spike introduced himself while letting out his hand which Techno shook. “And what I was asking was if you have any powerful magic with you or you have anything that could hurt Tirek?” Spike questioned him.

“I don’t have anything to do with magic, but I do have magical artifacts with me such as Totems, right chat?” Techno said to which the chat started agreeing with him.

“Yup definitely”

“Lol Spike doesn’t even know what’s happening from Techno’s Pov”

“What can we expect, he is a cartoon character while Techno is a real person controlling his Minecraft character in a cartoon, a FREAKING CARTOON”

“E moment”

“Magical artifacts?, And Chat? What do you mean by those?” Spike asked, confused.

“You will see when I use them. And about the chat... forget what I said about that or you'll be so confused,” Techno remarked.

“Oh, Okay,” Spike said as he and Techno then stood there for a few seconds then Techno spoke.

“Oh right one more thing, do you know where Tirek is?” Techno asked while looking around.

“Sorry Mr. Technoblade, but I haven’t seen him since he first attacked ponyville” Spike replied only to see Techno with a disappointed look on his face.

“Well, I guess I better find him myself then,” Techno said, but then he and Spike heard an explosion coming from the east side of town. The two started running in the direction of the blast. Techno noticed Spike was following him.

“Why are you following me?!” Techno yelled.

“My friends are there! For all, I know they could be in trouble. I don't care if they tell me to get to safety. I want to help them!” Spike cried out. As soon as he said that Techno was surprised by his bravery, he was a bit hesitant in bringing Spike with him since he is just a baby dragon but then he remembered a few episodes of the mlp in which he was given this excuse every time by his friends and Twilight and was always left alone all the time while they went out on adventures making him feel useless. Techno then looked at the chat as they were also persuading him to bring Spike with him.

“Bring Spike with you Techno!”

“Yeah I feel bad for him being alone all the time and being left out by his friends”

“Show the Main 6 that Spike is more than just an assistant!”

“To that one guy who keeps saying E, stop it!”

“E”

After a few minutes of thinking, Techno stopped running and looked back at Spike who caught up with him.

“Alright, Spike grab on to me,” Techno told the little dragon.

“What? But I thought you were telling me to go to safety like Twilight” Spike said then Techno put his hand on Spike’s shoulder.

“Look Spike, I can tell by your face you want to help them I know you want to, I can also tell how you have been left alone and how it has influenced your need for approval. you didn’t get the attention that a child needs, and, whenever you tried to stand up for yourself and show everyone around you how strong you are, they never cared because you were a child. But you must understand that this is very dangerous, you could die, and I applaud your bravery, that's why I'm compelled to help you make a name for yourself” Techno explained while Spike looked at him as his eyes glimmered with emotion but he didn’t cry and gave a nod of agreement.

“And since you are so eager to save your friends, I’m gonna let you prove to them how important they are to you that you would rather risk your life for them,” Techno said as Spike gave him a hug, something he wasn’t expecting but he hugged him back. ‘Is this what it feels like to be a dad?’ he thought as a deep paternal instinct was awoken inside him that made him want to protect spike. The chat watched in awe and sent a group of messages

“That’s sweet”

“Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg Spike is hugging him!?”

“Awwwwww”

“Everyone stop spamming E and start spamming techno support!!!”

“Thank you Techno,” Spike said with happiness and a determined look on his face while Techno gave him a chuckle.

“No problem Spike now come on, let’s go now,” Techno said as Spike got on his back his arms wrapped around techno’s neck while Techno used his fishing rod to climb up the standing buildings while also parkouring like a pro while it took almost a few minutes to get there, they eventually come to the area where the explosion was heard.

Spike then got off Techno’s back and tried to scan the surroundings to see anything. His efforts paid off as he saw something that got his and Techno’s attention.

“Look over there!” Spike pointed as Techno looked to see a huge Centaur standing in front of six ponies who were –once again– trapped in another dead end.

“Twilight!” Spike cried but Techno prevented him from moving.

“No. We can’t just go in there like that; we need a plan,” Techno enunciated

“Like what?” Spike asked as Techno looked at him”

“Alright here's how it’s gonna work: I will distract Tirek with my arrows, fireworks, TNT, and harming splash potions to get his attention, when he is distracted,” He says as he opens his inventory and takes some potions and golden apples as well as a crossbow, leaving Spike confused as to where they came from "you will run towards Twilight and her friends using the speed and invisibility potion while healing them with the healing potion and golden apples, they’ll recover quickly after eating them. Then once they have been healed, they will assist me in the battle. You can also do some work by shooting him in his big, trademarked by Hasbro face, got it?” Techno explained making sure Spike has got everything understood.

“Got it, though I have a question, what is this extra potion and why is it black?” Spike asked.

“It's a blindness potion, just in case he sees you, throw this splash potion on him to blind him. I really hope you have a good throwing arm, you'll need to hit him high enough so that he breathes the smoke in the potion” Techno answered.

“Alright, got it,” Spike pointed.

“Come on Spike, we got some ponies to save... the voices demand blood,” Techno said, his eyes glowing red, Spike noticed and got a little intimidated and decided to not think about it as they began the plan.


Meanwhile with the Main 6 a few hours earlier

The Main 6 secretly followed Tirek along the way while they were all running as quickly as they could to catch up with the centaur, rarity was falling behind as she was too weak to run quickly, Rainbow Dash noticed and went back to fetch up Rarity.

“Come on rarity, keep up would ya!” Rainbow Dash called up.

“Excuse you Rainbow, but I just got up thanks to Fluttershy here, and do you expect me to just keep up with you girls while I am trying to run while recovering from my injuries!?” Rarity pointed out.

“Yes, Rainbow could you go easy on her please?” Fluttershy joined in, hiding behind her mane as she noticed Rainbow looking back at her.

“Sorry Rarity, I guess I am not in a good mood today after everything that has been happening” Rainbow Dash replied a little ashamed of herself.

“Could you two stop talking and help Rarity keep up with us!?” Applejack cried out, hearing her plea, Fluttershy and Rainbow both hold Rarity on one of her hooves each and start catching up with the others until they manage to catch up with Tirek. The centaur began to blast down some of the houses and shops, trying to find where they were hiding.

“Princess Sparkle! I know you and your friends are here, don’t try to hide from me!” Tirek yelled. “You can run, but you can’t hide. Come out before I burn this place to the ground!” Tirek warned them.

“Oh no this is bad we need to do something quickly before he finds us!” Applejack said as she looked towards Twilight who was deep in her thoughts as she tried to think of a plan. She then got an idea.

“I have recently learned a spell that can create clones of us. I'll use this spell on us and then we could confuse Tirek while we attack him. Maybe try and get him pinned down?” Twilight suggested.

“That could work, but it is also pretty risky. This is our only chance until help arrives,” Rainbow Dash said.

The Main 6 went out of their hiding area to confront Tirek once more, as the centaur looked behind him, he saw the ponies he had been waiting to destroy.

“Finally, you decided to come out, did you come here to surrender your magic to me? How thoughtful of you” Tirek said with a grin as he towered over Twilight and the Element bearers.
“We're not here to surrender Tirek...” Twilight spoke.

“Then what are you here for?” Tirek asked while readying his magic to attack them once more.

“This!” Twilight yelled as she used her spell casting a huge cloud of smoke that surrounded Tirek who looked amused as if he thought she was trying to blind him.

“Hah! Do you think that smoke will help you? Fair play Twilight but that isn’t gonna stop me!” Tirek taunted while laughing as he thought she was being stupid but then he heard someone speaking which ceased his laugh.

“It wasn’t a spell that summoned smoke Tirek..” Twilight said. “It’s this” The smoke faded away only to see hundreds of clones of the Main 6 all glaring at him, Tirek’s eyes widened in surprise as the Rainbow Dash and Applejack clones charged at him punching and kicking him. The Twilight clones then used magic to blast Tirek from behind for which he let out a roar of pain.

“Grraggh!! Get off me you pests!!” Tirek yelled as he blasted his magic at the clones which faded as they were hit by the magic. However, there were too many of them, prompting him to create a blast to knock the clones off him. He then looked behind to see the Pinkie clones who all had their party cannons aiming at him.

“SURPRISE!!!” The pinkie clones said at the same as they shot cannonballs at Tirek’s stomach who just ignored the pain... until one of the Pinkie clones shot the cannon at his...well, groin, causing him to recoil in pain.

“Oops sorry! I was just trying to aim for your stomach,” The Pinkie clone said as the other pinkies giggled at her. Tirek, now furious, fired a magical blast at the Pinkies who all retreated leaving their cannons destroyed. While he was busy dealing with them, a bunch of Rarity clones blasted at his horn with a rather strange battle cry.

“That’s for ruining my mane!!” They all said at the same time, Tirek then gave them a look of anger and hate as he charged his energy at the clones.

“Uh oh,” They said before getting blasted by Tirek and then fading away.

Meanwhile, the real Main 6 were watching the battle as their clones were slowly being beaten down by the magic absorbing centaur. They knew this would not last long and they needed a new plan fast.

“Now what genius?” Rainbow dash asked Twilight who put her hoof on her lip trying to think of another solution.

“We need to think fast, ah’m not sure how long our clones will hold him off so we need to think straight” Applejack noted.

“Yeah, otherwise we’re sitting ducks!,” Rarity said. As if on cue, she then heard quacking noises only to find Pinkie wearing a duck suit. Wait what?

“Pinkie, not that kind of duck, like we will be unable to fight. That kind of duck!” Rarity spoke.

“Oh, Okie Dokey,” Pinkie replied, taking off her duck suit as Rarity groaned wondering why she was even talking to her in the first place.

“I got it, girls, while the clones distract him, we should-” Twilight tried to speak but she was cut off by none other than Tirek.

“ENOUGH!!!” Tirek let out a huge blast of magic blasting the clones into nothing while sending the Main 6 flying as they ended coincidently blasting into a shattered building where they were all badly hurt. Including Twilight, they all fall to the ground injured as Tirek walks towards them victorious.

He laughed like a maniac while the element users looked at him with a defeated look on their faces. All except for Twilight who refused to give up just yet. She weakly got up, spread her wings and created a shield to prevent him from hurting them.

“Still refuse to give up huh, wouldn’t expect less from you but... now you and your friends are goners and I think it’s time to say GOODBYE!!” Tirek said as he charged his magic one more time aiming at the Main 6.

“You won’t get away with this...” Twilight said weakly as she ceased the magic barrier out of exhaustion and waited to meet her fate. The attack never hit, however, as something hit Tirek from behind, hurting him badly.

“What the? Who dares try to attack me?! Show yourself!!” Tirek demanded.

“Up here..” The voice said as Tirek and the exhausted girls looked to see two figures standing. Twilight recognized the other to be Spike while the other figure next to him was a man, it looked to be a human she saw in the world Sunset shimmer resided in.

“What on Equus are you supposed to be!?” Tirek asked while the man remained quiet until he spoke.

“Just a guy sent here to fight ya” The man replied.

[CHAPTER COMPLETED AND EDITED (by your boi technofan)]


Author's Note

The showdown is gonna start in the next chapter stay tuned. :twilightsmile:

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