The Blade

by Smaugfire2317

NOOB!!

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The showdown had begun. Tirek was now using his full power and magic as he went on the offensive blasting magic projectiles at the Mane 6, Spike, and Technoblade, who in turn retaliated back. Techno, Applejack, and Rainbow being the Main fighters when it comes to close combat.

Techno also had some ranged weapons like a crossbow which he shot fireworks out of. The same being with Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, and Spike. While Fluttershy was mostly support since she isn’t much of a fighter but still managed to give Tirek a hard time. The Battle looked to be equal as Applejack and Rainbow Dash were shrugging off hits from Tirek’s magic and the others were dodging.

At this point Tirek hoped to at least knock out the fast pegasus and the cow pony first, but as he blasted them once more, he noticed they were taking the hits but they weren’t doing that much damage to them like earlier.

“How are you two still standing strong?! That Blast should have destroyed you by now!” Tirek complained, looking furious.

“Hey! How are we supposed to know? I thought the same thing when we got hit!” Rainbow replied before punching Tirek right in the face, however it didn't seem to do much as he just shrugged it off and continued fighting.

“Don't mean to be a nerd, but the golden apples you ate gave you absortion to certain types of damage like magic” Techno revealed, which made Tirek angrier seeing as how the Main 6 were more resistant to his attacks.

“Ggghhh! Then I will just have to-” Tirek yelled but was interrupted by a huge punch from Applejack who charged at him, jumping from a building and hitting him in the chest. Tirek recovered quickly and tried to blast at the element of honesty but Twilight’s and Rarity’s magic beam hit his chest knocking him into another building giving Applejack time to flee, Spike also shot a couple of arrows at his arms and legs to at least pin him down despite not doing much damage to the centaur and While Technoblade threw explosive TNT at Tirek which exploded on impact.

Technoblade watched as they were blasting Tirek, he went towards Applejack who met up with Rainbow and they were about to join them but he was able to stop them by calling their names which got their attention.

“Hey! What is it?” Rainbow Dash demanded. “Also, how do you know our names?”

“Uhhh, Spike told me?” Technoblade answered which made the Rainbow believe him.

“Anyway, what is it you need? We were just about to go and help the others out” Applejack asked the anarchist.

“I think you should drink these before you go, they will help you” Technoblade explained, taking out potions of swiftness and strength. At this point, his viewers already knew what he was going to do.

“Yoo he is gonna potion buff them!”
“Now that should be helpful.”
“I know right lmao”
“E”
“Stop with the fricking E Already!”
“I wonder if hasbro will sue him”
“E”
“I am so done with the people saying e”

Applejack and Rainbow looked at the potions and they were handed by Techno to Applejack.

“What are these potions exactly?” Rainbow asked her eyes gazing at them to which Techno responded.

“These are the potions of strength and swiftness or speed, they will make you twice as fast and twice as strong. Both of you drink it and watch the magic for yourself,” Technoblade said as Rainbow took the potions and drank it leaving some for Applejack who also drank them after finishing drinking, they felt their visions zoomed out and they felt themselves stronger.

“Alright, let's do this!” Rainbow said with determination before flying with incredible speed mixed with the swiftness potion effects.

“Thanks for the potion. Now, come on!” Applejack called out as she zoomed off trying to catch up with Rainbow while Techno smiled before he took out his fishing rod and began to swing his way toward where Tirek was fighting Twilight, Spike, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity.


Tirek created balls of magical energy to fire at Twilight but was interrupted by the Element of laughter, who shot multiple colorful cannonballs at him while laughing. Irritated, Tirek blasted at Pinkie Pie as soon as the attack hit, and an explosion was caused, but the laughter didn't stop.

“BEHIND YOUUU!!” Pinkie cried out as Tirek turned around to see the party pony, who somehow evaded his attack. He blasted her again but then heard her voice from his right; she was standing making a goofy face to annoy him, and, fortunately for Pinkie, it did the job making Tirek more annoyed as he kept blasting at her and she kept evading to different places. Suddenly Tirek had enough and created a huge beam, and turned to make sure she didn’t escape it. After that was done Tirek looked around him to see everything was destroyed.

“There’s no way you survived that one” Tirek thought, but he heard the same voice again, and he looked to see Pinkie waving at him, confusing him.

“How are you even doing that-” Tirek said but was once again cut off by Rainbow with a stronger punch which actually hurt Tirek.

“Well duh! she’s Pinkie, even we don’t know how she does that” Rainbow responded but Tirek blasted her away with his magic and turned to face Twilight and Rarity as he charged a beam and pointed it at them. They however, weren’t going to give up so easily and so they blasted back, causing a beam clash between the two. Twilight and Rarity were struggling to push the beam back while Tirek pushed harder. He made a twisted grin seeing they were about to lose, but Spike saw his two friends in danger and took out the potion of blindness he still had in his pocket.

“Hey, old man! Try this!” Tirek didn’t have time to react as Spike threw the potion of blindness directly at Tirek’s face. He wasn't even able to see the projectile, as it impacted before he had turned around. His vision was pitch black and he could not see anyone or anything at all.

“What have you done to me!? Show yourselves this instant!” Tirek yelled, walking towards another direction in which he thought his enemies were. Unbeknownst to him, he was walking in the opposite direction. The main 6 and spike took this opportunity to rendezvous with technoblade.

“Where is Tirek going?” Rarity said looking confused.

"It's almost like he can't see us," Fluttershy presumed.

“That’s because he can’t see us!” Spike replied, making the mares stare at him.

“Spike, what did you do to him?” Twilight asked the drake.

“I threw a potion of blindness at him, which disabled his vision” Spike explained, making everyone understand while Techno gave him a proud look.

“Looks like you’ve got a good throwing arm, good to know; I must admit you might probably be good with other stuff,” Techno said to Spike, who in turn thanked him.

“Alright y’all, enough with the chit-chat we need to find Tirek before he gets too far” Applejack reminded.

“Not to mention we have to be quick as well, I’m not sure when the potion’s effect will fade on him, so we better be quick” Technoblade added to which the girls and Spike nodded. Techno then picked up his netherite axe and then said. “Anybody wanna play hide and seek with Tirek?”

“You're kidding, right?” Rainbow Dash questioned.

“No, I’m serious. We play a little trick on him with the old school ‘hit em in the back’ technique again and again until he stresses himself out” Technoblade explained.

“It’s a good tactic and could help us get an edge. And it’s more effective since he is affected by blindness” Twilight spoke, but Rainbow didn’t have the same opinion.

“Come on, that sounds way too lame, isn’t there a tactic that is much better than this one?” Rainbow dash complained while Applejack looked amused at the pegasus.

“Well, you got a better plan, Rainbow?” The element of honesty asked, to which Rainbow immediately groaned in defeat.

“Well let’s go now. If I have to guess Rainbow’s tactic, it’s gonna be reckless and less effective,” Technoblade said truthfully to which everyone except Rainbow agreed. They started to follow The Blade with Rainbow Dash behind them still looking a bit irritated about what Techno said.


Tirek started destroying buildings while still blind trying to find them thinking they were hiding. Of course, he kept blasting in random directions as he could not see anything.

“Where on Tartarus are you, cowards!? You DARE try to hide from me again!?" Tirek yelled as he kept blasting in random directions, getting more furious. But then just as he was about to blast again, he felt something hit him in the back.

"What the?! Who is there?! Show yourselves at once!!" The magic-eating centaur roared in anger, this anger increased when he felt a powerful magic bolt hit him from behind. He turned around to trace the source, but forgot that he couldn't see a thing because of his blindness.

The girls kept ambushing Tirek from behind, taking turns each to hit him as he started to struggle more. Spike fired a constant stream of arrows at Tirek while Technoblade helped him shooting fireworks from his crossbow. Seeing as Tirek was beginning to lose, the girls were finally thinking they were about to win, but Technoblade knew this wasn’t the end, and he could tell that with Tirek now using his full power, it seemed to make him a lot more resistant to the girls' attacks. They needed something else.

“(Great, this boomer old centaur isn’t going down because of his magic making him a lot stronger and tougher, despite us getting him to the ground. I know this isn’t working, if only we could have taken him down quick as a bang….)” Technoblade thought, before repeating the last word in his mind.

“Or, we could blow him up with an explosion,” Techno said with a smile forming on his face as he then checked his inventory to find that he had stacks of TNT and 2-4 stacks of obsidian which was strong enough to stand against TNT. With this in mind he began to make the plan inside his head while the girls were still attacking Tirek. Unfortunately for them, the blindness potion effect ran out meaning Tirek could finally see. The first thing he does is block an incoming attack from Rainbow before throwing her to the ground. She tries to fly, but is unable to and crash-lands a couple hundred meters away.

“Finally! About time that potion effect faded, now I can get to the fun!” Tirek said as he was ready to have another fair round with the Elements of Harmony. Applejack tried to punch him. Tirek slammed the ground before she could even get close, making her jump back. Twilight began to blast magic projectiles. Much more powerful bolts were shot at Tirek, with Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy being the distractions. One by one, Tirek knocked the three away and blasted magic at Twilight and Spike (Who was on her back of course). As they both got hit, Twilight took the brunt of the impact and was blasted away with Spike, landing on the ground far away, kicking up dust from the impact. As the dirt cleared, they could see Tirek running at them. Fast.

“Spike run!! Go find Technoblade quick” Twilight knew he would reach her quickly enough, so she pleaded for Spike to run away.

“But what about you!?” Spike asked with fear in his voice.

“Don’t worry about me, go find Technoblade! He probably knows something that can stop Tirek. Now GO!” Twilight yelled as the baby drake nodded and sprinted as fast as he could. Just as twilight wanted, tirek didn’t pay attention to the dragon and focused on the Princess of Friendship.

“Looks like you have nowhere to go Sparkle..” Tirek declared with a grin “You should be the one to go down first”

“That’s what you think!” Twilight yelled as she teleported behind Tirek and fired another projectile at him causing him damage and pain, resulting in him kneeling down. But he ignored the pain and slowly got up, staring at twilight with pure hatred in his eyes. She didn't back down, however, instead she held her ground and inspired her entourage to do the same.

“Why can’t you just surrender and make this easier for the both of us? You are all asking for death” Tirek yelled in rage.

“You know that we would never give up that easily Tirek, like we said earlier, we will fight for Equestria till the end, even if we lose our lives we will never let you succeed” Twilight replied with determination in her voice, almost as if she was giving a war speech with the girls agreeing with her.

“Then I will just have to destroy you!! Let’s Finish this RIGHT here!!” Tirek yelled as he made one more assault against the Main 6. But unknown to them, however, someone was planning something explosive.

MEANWHILE WITH SPIKE

Spike managed to flee from the scene and looked for Technoblade as he called out to him in every direction he could. He managed to see him in the distance, he was just standing there…menacingly. Seeing him, Spike ran up to Techno who saw the dragon coming toward him and gave him a concerned look, noticing he was scared.

“Woah what happened Spike, everything alright?” Technoblade asked to which the dragon gave a shake of his head.

“No, the blindness potion effect ran out, Tirek can see again and he is fighting Twilight and the others. You need to do something! Even I can’t do anything about it” Spike begged as he looked at him, for him to pat his head.

“Don’t worry, I expected the potion effect to wear off soon but I have a plan, and I need your help with it” Technoblade as he then began to explain the plan in detail. Spike listened carefully, making sure to not miss a single detail. Soon, Techno finished explaining the plan while Spike still looked nervous.

“Are you sure it’s gonna work?” Spike asked. “What about Twilight and the others an-” he tried to speak, but Techno cut him off.

“I’m sure Twilight and the others can hold him off but we need to begin the plan. Now come, we don’t have enough time,” Techno said as Spike followed him to the entrance of Ponyville which wasn’t far from where they were, the dragon then looked at Techno who began to take out stacks of obsidian and TNT from his inventory. Meanwhile, Techno’s chat had millions of people watching his stream. As they looked on in excitement, Technoblade was gonna do something that would defeat Tirek easily.

“Oh Tirek is sooo dead”
“I know right! He is done for, Look at how much TNT he has!”
“Welp I can’t wait for everyone SPAM BOOM TIREK IN THE CHAT”
“Boom Tirek”
“YOOO, Techno! blow him up with as much TNT as you have in your pocket!!”

"Yeahhh! Fucking Technoblade is gonna blow him up!" Cried the annoying Tommyinit.

"Tommy for fucks sake stop ruining everything," Said Wilbur Soot.

Spike and Technoblade began to build the trap as Techno built the walls out of obsidian, while Spike placed the TNT as fast as he could. It took a while for it to be built, but it was successful as Spike and Techno looked to see a huge obsidian box, a button inside and a lever outside. The contents of the box being hidden by the huge black structure.

“Well, now what?” Spike questioned.

“Now you stand next to the lever and wait while I go and get Tirek to chase me, and once he and I are in, you're gonna press the lever and lock us both inside” Technoblade explained, much to Spike’s shock that he was going to be inside alone with tirek.

“What?! You're gonna be inside as well! what if something bad happens to you?!” Spike asked but Techno didn’t seem to mind and continued.

“You’ll see for yourself. Now go stand next to the lever, I have a centaur to get,” Techno said before running back to the area where the Mane 6 and Tirek were fighting, while Spike went towards the lever looking rather scared. He was worried about Twilight and the girls but he knew he could trust Techno with the situation and just hoped they would be alright.


Tirek had just managed to defeat Twilight again as she took one more hit from his magic before getting knocked down to the ground, her body was covered in bruises and her left eye could not be opened, Tirek looked at her victorious and then turned to see the Mane 5 looking all injured and beaten as well. He was filled with satisfaction before turning to face Twilight.

"About Time you collapsed. Look at you and your puny friends looking all defeated and injured again, how embarrassing" Tirek mocked while Twilight glared at him.

"Even if we are defeated, you will never get Equestria for yourself. Not to mention, you’re missing someone!" Twilight argued in a painful tone.

"Well, I will defeat that pighead soon. Once I am done with you six, of course. It was nice knowing you all, and how about I finish this right here?" Tirek said as he once more charged up his magic and aimed it right at Twilight, the girls could do nothing but watch in horror as they were about to watch her friend get killed. But it never came, as something hit Tirek from behind which made the centaur look frustrated. He turned around to see Technoblade on his wither looking at him as his boar skull mask was preventing him from seeing what he was feeling. Was he nervous, serious, angry? We may never know.

"You again?!" Tirek said before blasting a ball of energy at Technoblade and the wither only for Techno to use his sword to deflect the ball back at him, hitting Tirek in the face.

"Aww, that was a cute attack. Where did you learn it from?" Technoblade asked in a mocking tone while Tirek stood in front of him, standing strong.

"You finally decided to show up, now let's see if you can survive!" Tirek roared before charging at him, but Techno and his wither began to attack him from two sides, Techno took out his Trident and threw it at the Centaur's left arm, impaling him. Tirek felt the pain due to the withers effects, and the Blade's attacks, but ignored them and blasted Technoblade. The wither took the hit but remained alive and charged itself to become stronger. It rammed into Tirek, knocking him to the ground. The Wither let out a banshee scream right into Tireks ears, who blasted the wither away and turned his attention to Techno.

"You have been my most interesting foe yet, but let's put a stop to this" Tirek said in a serious tone while Techno looked amused.

"Is that supposed to scare me? Cause it’s not working at all, you just sound like a nerd" Techno said as he looked at his Trident which still had some of Tirek's blood on it.

"Ew boomer blood" Upon hearing that, Tirek felt insulted and fired a magic beam at him. He managed to dodge it, but the same couldn't be said for his cape, which got burnt, leaving only half of it.

"Stay still, you!" Tirek yelled.

"You better catch me first, noob!" Techno mocked before using his fishing rod to swing across, giving Tirek no choice but to chase him leaving the injured Mane 6 alone with no clue what to do now. That is, until a group of Royal guards arrived at the scene and made their way towards the mane 6 helping them recover. With them were Shining Armor and Princess Cadance who were then joined by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Shining and Cadence got the news of Tirek attacking Ponyville as well as defeating Twilight by Luna. Worried, they decided to come and help.

"Oh my goodness, what happened here?" Cadence asked as she looked at the destruction all around.

"Tirek happened…" Luna said coldly to which the two looked at the destroyed buildings, they knew this was that bad but what caught their attention was Twilight as she was being carried by the royal guards with the other girls as well. Shining looked at his sister before rushing over to make sure she was ok, Cadence joining.

"Twily! What happened?! Are you ok?!" Shining asked worriedly while Twilight looked at her older brother.

"Tirek beat us, we tried our best to stop him but he was too strong. We were saved by technoblade when he showed up and made him chase him away from us until you came," Twilight said weakly while Shining Armor and Cadance comforted her.

"I'm sorry to put you in this situation Twilight, I wasn't aware that Tirek came prepared and I sent you and the girls to deal with him unaware he had learned from his previous battle with you all, Once again I am deeply sorry," Celestia said apologetically while Twilight looked at her Teacher.

"It wasn't your fault Princess. Just because you sent me and the girls to deal with Tirek doesn't mean it was your fault. It was also ours" Twilight communicated.

"Yeah and to be honest when we were fighting Tirek, we all weren't cooperating much and we kinda argued on how he should have been dealt with" Applejack joined in after being recovered

"We’re the elements of Harmony and Equestria's protectors; it's our job to keep our home safe from dangers and kicking their butts out of here!" Rainbow Dash pointed out. After hearing the mares' responses, Celestia looked pleased with herself and her friends. Then Luna remembered something.

"Wait, where is The Blade? Isn't he with you?" Luna questioned.

"Oh he was, he just got Tirek to chase him for some reason but we don't know why," Fluttershy said.

"Probably he has a plan that involves the element of surprise. If you ask me, he is a talented Youtuber after all!" Pinkie said, making everyone confused.

"What is a Youtuber Pinkie dear?" Rarity asked her, clearly showing her uncultured side. Who doesn't know about youtubers, amirite?

"Oh, you won’t get it, trust me" Pinkie replied. But talking about technoblade remembered twilight about somedragon very important.

"Wait, where is Spike?!" Twilight asked worriedly as she tried to fly but was stopped by her sister in law and brother.

"Twilight No! You're hurt! You can't fly yet!" Cadence argued.

"What about Spike!? What if Tirek has him?!" Twilight argued back.

"Twilight calm yourself! We’re sure Spike is safe and sound and Techno must have got him somewhere safe, so stay calm! He is fine now, calm down!" Luna cut in, making the purple alicorn calm down. She was scared that Spike was out there alone, wondering how they're doing right now. She hoped at least Technoblade could do something to stop Tirek for good.


The Chase was on as Tirek chased Technoblade through Ponyville trying everything he could to stop him. But the Blade proved to be too quick and too smart as he kept reflecting his attacks back at him while weakening him with potions of weakness. They slowly made their way into the obsidian chamber to which Spike was waiting patiently upon. Seeing he was getting close, Techno dashed towards the chamber, AKA trap he created.

“Get back here and face me instead of running away!” Tirek yelled, But the blade paid no heed to his words.

“How about no? Also, stop screaming in my ears old man” Techno replied while still shooting him with arrows, Tirek taking the hits and still remaining focused on beating his opponent. He created a huge fireball and charged at him. Techno, knowing he couldn’t block or reflect that, took out another ender pearl and threw it at the direction of the chamber and landed it right where he wanted.

Spike saw Techno go in, before The Blade called out to him. “Wait for the signal!” He said. Tirek was so focused on defeating him that he didn't notice the telltale signs of a trap. As he went in, he couldn't see anything from the darkness. Nothing but an ominous shadow standing in front of the exit.

“Let’s do this…” Techno said in a monotone voice as he lunged at Tirek and created a cut on his chest, punching him in the face. Tirek attacked back, grabbing the blade’s leg and throwing him towards the wall only for Techno to recover and take out his fishing rod. He wrapped it around Tirek’s arm as he then swung around and kicked him in the face while throwing his Trident as well, only for Tirek to knock the weapon away to a corner, sending techno into a rush to grab it.

Tirek took the opportunity to blast him. Techno took out his shield and raised it, but it wasn't enough and he was launched towards the wall where the button was. Tirek looked satisfied, happy, sadistic even. He was prideful in his victory against the best Celestia could send against him.

“Ha! I win! Now... what should I do with you first?” Tirek said, mocking Techno. The Blade didn't react however, just looking at him with a smug smirk.

“Well let me guess…is it to blow me up?” Techno questioned to which Tirek nodded, while charging another blast.

“Oh, thank you for guessing, and yes that’s exactly what I am gonna do with you. But first!” Tirek said, looking at Techno with a grin. ”I hope you don’t mind if we get out of this chamber and you give me your magic.” Tirek added to which Techno smirked.

“I don’t think so. NOW, SPIKE!!” Techno yelled as Tirek looked behind to see the chamber’s exit closed, trapping him inside; he attempted to blast the obsidian walls but they didn't budge. He looked towards techno, trapped inside Tirek’s hand. The Blade just smiled and stared back.

“What did you do?!” Tirek said but Techno gave no answer. “Tell me!”

“Alright since you asked for it,” Techno replied. “Also,as Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars would say...” Techno said while Tirek waited for him to finish. 3 words was all he needed.

“IT’S A TRAP!!” Techno yelled pressing the button with his arm, which was freed earlier, and the sound of something igniting could be heard. Tirek looked shocked realizing he just got played.

“Why you little, I will destroy yo-” Tirek said as he was cut off by a huge explosion as TNT from every side of the trap exploded, silencing him while Techno was quick enough to have two totems of undying in his hand just as he was caught in the Blast.

To be continued....


Author's Note

Heres a little scene in which Techno wants to tell you something:

“C’mon, just punch it bruhhh” Techno said to a skeptical Twilight standing beside the bell in town hall.

“I can hit the bell, but why do you want me to say that??” Twilight asked, clearly not understanding how selling out means.

“Just do it, consider it as a favor for saving your entire country from that boomer” He said, while pointing behind him to all the destruction caused by the centaur.

“If you say so...” She began.

Everyone in a 3 mile radius could hear the repeated ringing of a giant bell followed by a certain alicorn princess screaming like a banshee. “SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE, BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER KING PIC TIER POGG”

‘I am so glad chat told me about this bell’ thought Technoblade before looking at the audience.

"You better subscribe to my channel Nerds!"

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