Enigma Problems

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"So, you're saying that you come from some land of peace and harmony? No wars and shit?" Toby enquired as the pair walked.

"Well....no. There was the dispute between the settler ponies and the local Buffalo tribes, and the changling invasion of Canterlot. Gee, that was a heck of a mess." Twilight answered.

"Settler ponies? Really? Ugh. I'm not sure if she's funny or insane.....or high" Toby thought.

"Oh, come on, Twilight. I'll use the name but settler ponies? Changelings? This is getting ridiculous!" Toby impatiently snapped at Twilight, who only replied with a defiant glare.

"I swear by Celestia's name! I'm. Telling. The. Tru-" Twilight froze mid sentence with a rahter humourous look frozen upon her face.

"NO! Don't laugh! Time is frozen and you broke the universe dammit! Snap out of it before cheese becomes sentient!"

It wasn't just Twilight who froze, everything. the birds (what little aside from crows and magpies Sydney had) froze, the cars froze. Everything.

"What the hell?" Toby questioned to nobody in particular.

"a-hem" Called a refined, soft voice.

"Huh?" Toby spun "Who's there?" He called out.

"I do not appreciate the sarcasm with which you treat my student, Toby." Called the same voice.

"Your student?" Toby asked "You mean that Twilight girl? Wait.. how do you know my name?"

"At present, that does not matter." it replied "What matters right now, is the safety of my student."

"I'm having a tough time trusting you when I can't see you." Toby retorted flatly.

"Regretfully, this spell does not deal in physical transportation, rather a time stoppage and voice projection." The voice explained

"I'm stuck in....a cosmic chatroullette room. Well at least I didn't get a horny fat guy...I think"  Toby thought, once more getting distracted from the current situation, he snaps out of it with a question.

"Can I at least get a name?" He askes

"If you wish to deal in formalities, I am Princess Celestia of Equestria, Bearer of the sun. But to be perfectly honest I prefer to be called Celestia." Celestia explained.

"Wait...you?" Toby stumbled to find words of his own, instead only Twilight's words cam to his mind.

"Sweet Celestia!"

"I swear by Celestia's name!"

"You're that Celestia she keeps mentioning?"

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Author's notes: Yeah, I know it's been a while guys, but the sad fact is that I honestly don't know whether I want to keep writing this story or not. Honestly, writing fan fiction is not my favorite thing to do, otherwise I'd do it far more often than this.

I know it may seem selfish, but I'm honestly wanting to delete this story entirely. But, I'm not that selfish, and may just end up handing the reigns of "Enigma Problems" To a more interested person. But as of yet, I almost do not wish to hand it over.

This story is a fickle thing. I hate it and love it at the same time and I do not know which way I lean at this point.

And those who read my blog post will know that I am working at a very important project with my friends, and my writing skills are currently wanted in other places, and quite frankly I like the idea of not having to borrow from another creative universe to get a laugh.

I appreciate all the support I've gotten for this story, I always have, but right now it's all just a little uncertain.

~Biggles