Cozy Glow Ends G5

Once upon a time in the distant future of Equestria, terrible ponies Sunny, Zipp, Pipp, Izzy and the male pony character from G5 were all hanging out.

“Let’s have fun and adventures and musicals and parties!!!!” said Izzy.

“I certainly like the sound of that!” said Sunny.

“Let’s just relax for the day, it’s a nice day out. I just want to relax my hooves, sit back and relax and enjoy what a relaxing day it is today!!!” said Pipp

“Good idea too!” said Sunny.

“I want to fly around at the speed of sound like a badass fast pony!!!!” said Zipp.

“That would be awesome too! I could watch you to that and try my best to keep up! LOL!!!” said Sunny.

“I think maybe we should take stupid selfies of ourselves and stuff or whatever.” said the boring male pony with no real personality.

“I love that idea too!” said Sunnny.

“Wow, I guess all of those ideas sound awesome! I can’t decide which I want to do most! But one things for sure, whatever we do, let’s do it together!!!” Sunny said in love.

The whole group then did a massive group hug.

“FRIENDS FOREVER!!!” they shouted.

Just then, a long forgotten being of pure evil started to break free of her stone entrapment.

“ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted Cozy Glow. “THERE’S NO CONFLICT IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!! THESE STORIES ARE SO BORING AND TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!” she screamed.

She happened to be nowhere near the Mane Five at the time, but she could just sense how cringey they were being, so she snapped the necks of 14 innocent bystanders for allowing to be in the same universe as these terrible protagonists. She then took out a giant saw and cut through every pony in her path as she flew towards the Mane Five. Within 30 seconds, she had already killed over 800 trillion ponies and she’d only just begun!!!