Cozy Glow Ends G5

Cozy then tortured him in the most brutal ways of all time, so violent and horrifying that if I were to write them out here, my soul would instantaneously leave my body and anyone who were to read my writing would instantly be petrified. All humanity would go straight to Hell if any human were to ever even attempt to describe even 1% of the horrors that Cozy subjected him to, because the mere act of attempting to mention what it was she did would make our entire species unworthy of anything resembling mercy or love, we’d be recognized as an evil species forever if one of us were to even conceptualize even 0.0000001% of all of the horrifying horrors she committed upon him. It’s literally impossible to conceptualize all the shit she did to him and to remain alive. I know you think you’ve seen some fucked up shit in your life, but trust me, you have not.

So she just kept on torturing and torturing and torturing him for trillions of years, then she started to get bored and she looked back at her ass. “Hey, hang on! Why do I only have my cutie mark on one ass cheek? You know what? I’m just going to destroy the whole universe.” she said.

She flew out to the far reaches of the cosmos and spit all over it, she then grabbed ahold of reality itself and shoved it into her ass. “GIVE ME ONLY ONE CUTIE MARK, WILL YOU?!??!!?!?!” she squeezed the whole universe between her asscheeks, destroying a unimaginable quantities of life that existed in the same universe as G5. She then took the universe out of her ass, put it in her mouth and started chewing it like bubble gum. She blew a bubble and let it pop over her mouth. She then grinded it into her hoof and stomped on it real good.