Long Distance Insemination

by Jest

Rating: mature
Tags: Fetish, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 5168

Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer want to have a kid. Too bad Twilight is out on official princess business for the foreseeable future. Thankfully, she is thinking with portals.

Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer want to have a kid. Too bad Twilight is out on official princess business for the foreseeable future. Thankfully, she is thinking with portals.

kinks futa on female, impregnation, portals, cum inflation, stomach bulging, a well hung princess, and one very horny Starlight Glimmer. Oh and a dash of comedy.

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Published 2022-03-25 23:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-03-25 23:20:01 UTC

Operation Not Quite Impossible

Twilight knocked twice on the oak door before turning the handle and pushing her way inside.

“Hey Starlight, are you busy?” asked the alicorn.

Upon entering the small office, Twilight was immediately greeted by the sight of her rather flustered girlfriend. Who was sitting behind her desk as well as an enormous mountain of papers she was in the midst of grading. Upon locking eyes with the other mare, Starlight slapped a hoof against her forehead and groaned loudly.

“Don't tell me you’re leaving already,” Starlight exclaimed.

Twilight chuckled. “I’m afraid so.”

“I thought for sure you were only departing at three today,” Starlight replied.

“It is three,” Twilight stated.

Starlight blinked and glanced at the clock, which only further backed up her mate’s assertion by declaring that it was three oh two.

“Stars above,” muttered the distracted unicorn, who swiftly pushed out her chair and trotted over to her partner. “I’m so sorry. All this grading has turned my brain to mush.”

“It's fine. I know what you’re like when you get into the zone,” Twilight replied.

The pair kissed briefly before Starlight fixed the other mare with a frown.

“I still don't like that Celestia has you off doing diplomat work all week, especially since I was about to go into heat,” Starlight muttered.

Twilight blushed. “Y-yeah. I know we wanted to try for foals but Celestia was desperate. The yaks are quite picky about who they accept to mediate trade deals and I was on a very short list of people they trusted.”

“Let me guess, it's just you and Pinkie Pie on that list?” Starlight asked.

“Pretty much,” Twilight replied.

Starlight sighed. “I can't believe were going to have to put off having foals for a whole nother season. Do you have any idea how badly I want to have my womb stuffed?”

Twilight gulped. “You’ve mentioned it a few times, yes.”

“Well, I do,” Starlight exclaimed. “I lie awake at night staring up at the ceiling, imagining what it would be like to feel our foals growing inside of me. I picture myself with a bulging belly, and your hooves caressing me while we talk about what we are going to name them.”

Twilight gulped, and gently guided Starlight’s hoof away from the alicorn’s crotch. “I know how much you want this and-”

“No, I don't think you do Twilight,” Starlight stressed, grabbing her mate by the face and forcing their eyes to meet. “Every moment of this week will be agony, for you will not be here to fill me with your progeny. I need it Twilight, I need to bear your foals and be made fat by our children.”

Twilight gently pushed her partner back. “I know Starlight, I know. Which is why I have been working on something special.”

“Oh?” Starlight’s face lit up. “And what is that?”

“A stable, and permanent teleportation circle,” Twilight exclaimed, lighting her horn and conjuring a glowing purple circle on the end of her hoof. “It's weighted, and will remain connected to another point no matter how far apart they are.”

Starlight blinked. “You just made quite possibly the greatest magical breakthrough in centuries all so we could fuck while you were in Yakyakistan?”

“Uh, yes?” Twilight murmured.

“That is the most romantic thing I’ve ever even heard of,” Starlight declared before kissing Twilight passionately. “I love it.”

“And I love you,” Twilight replied.

“So how does this… oh would you look at that,” Starlight murmured, whistling appreciatively. “It's connected right to your crotch.”

The mare glanced down at the purple circle and found that it contained the sheethe which in turn hid Twilight's cock from view. The portal was also quite wide, large enough for a hoof to fit through if necessary. It also had a solid back on it, allowing it to sit atop Twilight's limb without any adverse effects.

“Yeah and I made sure to secure it in place, then hide it with an invisible enchantment and an anti sound spell so noise can't come through the portal,” Twilight declared.

“You really thought of everything. I’m impressed,” Starlight murmured.

“Yes well, I felt bad about running away, and yeep!” Twilight shrieked, glancing down to find that Starlight had buried her muzzle into the portal and was licking away at Twilight's crotch.

The soft, yet slightly coarse tongue of her lover caressed Twilight's sheethe, teasing out her budding erection. Twilight wanted to stop the other mare, to tell her to wait at least, but by the time she had gathered her thoughts, it was too late. Her cock had surged from its holster, growing larger and larger until Starlight was forced to turn the portal skyward.

A second after it had been pointed upward, the portal sported a rather unusual flagpole. Standing at nearly two feet in length, the mammoth purple cock was almost as wide as the portable hole itself was. Its tip was massive, and though currently unflared, Starlight knew that when that changed, it would add another two inches to its already massive girth.

Already precum dribbled from its tip, the pungent aroma all but punching the mares in the face. The smell was enough to tempt Starlight into licking it, but she stopped herself in order to simply observe her partner’s titanic member. From its purple base, the mottled cock sported many thick veins which seemed purposefully designed to stimulate the g spot of the alicorn’s partners. The medial ring would have been intimidating for most, but to Starlight it simply brought back good memories.

“Starlight!” Twilight hissed. “I have a carriage waiting outside. I don't have time for this!”

The alicorn yelped the second Starlight grabbed the portal in her magic, hovered it behind her, and slammed it home. Immediately Twilight's cock was encapsulated by the warm, wet, and pleasurable depths of her horny partner. In mere moments Starlight had managed to jam the alicorn’s member forward and push it completely inside of herself. A spell then held it in place, allowing her to wiggle her behind without the thing falling out or coming loose.

“Mmm perfect,” Starlight murmured to herself, a hoof caressing the large and very noticeable indent in her midsection. “Good luck with your little meeting.”

Twilight blinked owlishly, the alicorn swaying from side to side. “I’m sorry, what now?”

Starlight leaned in and kissed her lover once more before gently turning her towards the door. “Go on now. You don't want to make them wait do you?”

“I err yeah- oh wow that feels good when you walk around,” Twilight murmured as the pair trotted towards the door.

“Mmm, I agree. It feels incredible to feel your cock move around inside of me,” Starlight whispered huskily. “Don't you worry now. I’ll keep you there all week long.”

“Wait, all week?” Twilight paused on the other side of the door. “But what about my diplomatic misio-”

The door slammed shut, cutting Twilight off, and leaving her standing there with a strange expression on her face. Her confusion vanished a second later when she felt her cock get jostled around inside of her partner. Then it stopped, and Starlight sat down, wiggling her hips for a few moments before sitting still at last.

“You know, I should have expected that,” Twilight murmured.

“Are you coming, Twilight?” shouted the distant voice of Pinkie Pie.

Twilight winced, only for the expression to turn into a moan of pleasure. Her cock twitched, her loins ached, and her balls began to churn with seed destined for Starlight’s womb. The mere thought of knocking the beautiful mare up only turned Twilight on more and she struggled to stay standing.

“Just a sec!” Twilight called before stuffing a hoof into her mouth in order to stop herself from moaning aloud.

“Well quit dicking around, we got important princess stuff to do!” Pinkie Pie shouted.

“I’m coming, I’m coming,” Twilight muttered under her breath, only to shudder. “In more ways than one.”

“And if you choose to sign this trade agreement with Equestria I can also promise that there will be many financial benefits,” Twilight continued, pointing to a whiteboard covered with numbers. “Your GDP or gross domestic product will rise by approximately thirteen percent annually before leveling off at fifty percent or so. This will be due to a number of factors, the primary among which is an intense Equestrian desire for your goods. Now, are there any questions?”

Twilight looked out over the room and was immediately disappointed at the confused looks on everyone’s face. The lead yak diplomat wore an empty, blank expression while his assistant had their head cocked to the side. Even Pinkie Pie was staring intently at the whiteboard, her face screwed up into one of intense concentration.

“I assume I’ve made my case,” Twilight exclaimed, seating herself back down around the meeting table.

“Yak doesn't understand. Why is pony princess making so many numbers?” bellowed the diplomat, the power of his voice causing all of Twilight's carefully placed papers to billow across the table.

“Yeah, Twilight. I thought we were here to talk to the yaks, not do math at them,” Pinkie Pie added.

“Ha! Pink pony gets it. Maybe she should be a diplomatic leader like Yondis!” proclaimed the largest of the two yaks, who pounded a hoof against his chest. “She at least has a great yak spirit!”

“Daww I think you’ve got a great spirit to, mister Yondis!” Pinkie Pie replied.

Twilight groaned and ran a hoof down her face. “I am talking to the yaks. But I also need to brief them on what they can expect a free exchange of goods to do their economies!”

The alicorn’s face went red and she jumped in the air suddenly.

“Economeek? I have not heard this term before. What about you, assistant Yeedra?” asked the larger yak.

“I have not. Maybe it is a pony thing?” replied his assistant.

“It's not anything I just-” Twilight bit her tongue. “I’ll be right back!”

Pinkie Pie shrugged. “I guess she really needed to use the washroom.”

“Were bored,” declared Yondis after a moment of silence.

“Wanna go get some coffee and tiny tea cakes?” Pinkie Pie offered.

“Yes! Their small size makes me feel less self-conscious about eating them!” proclaimed the lead diplomat.

“Plus that pony jam you brought looks really good,” added his assistant.

“That too!” agreed the larger yak.

“Daww I’m glad you guys enjoy it. All of the different flavors are made back home in Ponyville,” Pinkie Pie proclaimed.

“In Ponyville hmm,” murmured the lead diplomat. “I will have to think about that.”

A minute earlier halfway across the world.

Starlight sighed, and put down the pen she had been using to grade papers with. Her hooves went to the sides of her head and began to rub slow circles around her temples.

“Why does Green Mile always write in rhyme? I swear he's just trying to annoy me at this point,” Starlight muttered to herself. “I think a coffee break is in order. Though on second thought…”

Her gaze went from the coffee maker she had installed in her office, to the portal sitting next to it. The simple flat disc was currently displaying nothing but Twilight's sheethe. Though not exactly an appealing sight to most, Starlight, however, immediately became thirsty and licked her lips.

“It has been an hour since I used her last,” she muttered while pushing her way out from her desk.

The movement was small but was enough to make the residual cum still in her belly shake around. The slight sloshing sensation from her midsection only made Starlight even hornier. Feeling the alicorn’s cum swirl around in her stomach was pleasant, but not nearly as much as the sensations coming from her pussy.

Held inside of her with a finely crafted enchantment was a single titanic load of alicorn spunk. The stuff was nearly as thick as yogurt, and clung to her inner walls, painting the mare’s insides white. It was also quite heavy, and though it was just barely enough to give the pony a small paunch, it physically weighed her down.

The sensations originating from her torso only added more fuel to the flame that was Starlight’s desire. So much so that by the time she reached the table she was all but running across the room. Upon reaching it she snatched up the portal, and licked her lips once more, readying herself for what she was planning on doing.

Which started with the mare dragging her tongue across her partner’s sheethe in a long, exaggerated motion. Applying a bit of pressure to the action, Starlight was immediately rewarded with Twilight's cock erupting from its holster. The purple mottled appendage sprung to attention almost immediately, standing at half-mast after only a second.

“Why hello there my old friend. So nice to see you,” Starlight muttered to herself.

The pony purred contentedly before lowering the portal and taking the head of Twilight's cock into her mouth. Swirling her tongue around its length, Starlight silently delighted in the eager twitch she received in turn. That twitch heralded another burst of growth, and Starlight deftly pulled the portal way, keeping just the tip in her mouth.

Within seconds the purple mottled cock had reached its full length and was beginning to dribble warm pre. The sight was a pleasant one, and Starlight felt her loins burn with lust, though she stifled that particular urge. She was thirsty and wanted to enjoy Twilight's titanic tool in a different way at the moment.

So Starlight lit her horn, levitated the portal over to the wall, and used a minor enchantment to bind the thing in place. Once secure, Starlight gave her lips one last lick before leaning in and wrapping them around Twilight's cock. The first thing she did was immediately lap at the tip, swallowing the small bubble of cum after enjoying its strangely sweet taste.

Starlight was not a patient mare, however, and instead of working her way slowly down the shaft, she did something else. Which amounted to all but throwing herself down the appendage with such force that she swallowed half of it in less than three seconds. She was forced to stop when the two-foot-long pillar of mare meat pressed against the edge of her throat at an odd angle.

She then adjusted her stance, backed up slightly, and swiftly trotted forward until her lips met the wall. Immediately a sense of pride welled in her chest, and the pony would have grinned had she been able to. That was impossible, however, as her lips were stretched to their absolute limit, as was Starlight’s throat muscles.

Even the entrance to her stomach had been forced wide, with Twilight's dick resting mere inches from the organ. Thankfully some careful training and some minor magical alteration had ensured that her cock would not go further. Starlight didn't want that after all, as Twilight's cum would stretch the rest of her in ways her mare breaker of a penis couldn't.

To get there in a timely manner, however, she'd need to really break out all the stops. Which meant starting by pressing her lips tightly around the purple pillar and forming a good seal. She then squeezed down with her throat muscles, pressed her tongue firmly against the appendage’s underside. Normally she’d then cup the alicorn’s balls, or reach further back to tease Twilight's twat, but that wasn't an option right now. So she settled for deep throating Twilight's cock a little faster than she would otherwise normally do.

The exact physics of which was difficult due to the sheer length of the alicorn’s appendage. Starlight had to move her entire body back and forth, impaling herself repeatedly against the massive tool. From her hooves all the way up to her neck muscles, the mere act of giving Twilight a blow job was an exercise.

One which Starlight had thankfully done numerous times during their relationship. So great was her mastery that she could very nearly get all the way to the tip before plunging back down. All without having to take a single step in either direction or even strain herself.

Over and over she repeated this motion, unbothered by the occasional burn from her lungs. Nothing could distract Starlight from her desires, and seconds turned to minutes in what felt like no time at all. There was only Twilight's dick, Starlight’s burning lust, and the creamy load that was destined to end up in the unicorn’s belly.

After only seven minutes had passed, Twilight's cock began to twitch more rapidly. Starlight knew the sign well and silently congratulated herself on the small accomplishment she had made. The unicorn then prepared herself for the coming tidal wave and pushed herself forward until her lips met the cold wall.

The second she did this, Twilight began to cum, unleashing a monstrous eruption of seed into the deepest reaches of Starlight’s core. The churning mass hit her stomach with an audible splorch, one which was matched only by the next batch of cum. Which joined the third, and fourth in the pony’s belly, bloating the already enlarged organ with each new splash.

By the time Twilight's cock began to still and begin to soften, Starlight’s hunger had finally faded. In its place was a dull sense of satisfaction, and the familiar feeling of a very, very full stomach. Patting her torso, Starlight was greeted with a wet slosh as the contents of her stomach were jostled around.

The unicorn shuddered briefly before pulling back, trotting away from the wall until even her mouth was unoccupied. When this happened, she took a moment to do a few throat exercises, and lick her lips before grabbing the portal. She didn't undo the enchantment quite yet and instead shifted it further down the wall before lining up her sex.

She then began to swiftly trot backward, spearing herself on the semi-hard length. When her hips met the cold wall, Starlight undid the enchantment holding the portal there. She then reapplied it, only this time she bound it to the inside of her pussy, ensuring it was stuck inside of her.

“Fuck that's good,” Starlight whispered, a hoof caressing the still noticeable bulge visible in her midsection and stretching up to the base of her ribs. “I am going to keep this portal, even after she's back.”

“Now then, back to work,” Starlight proclaimed.

The mare then trotted back over to her desk, plunked down, and began to grade tests right where she left off. All while her lover’s dick rehardened while inside of her, returning to its previous turgid length in little time. Leaving Starlight satisfied, while still lusting for more, and Twilight, completely flabbergasted by the experience.

“But it's not just about numbers, it's also about…” Twilight winced, her face contorting into one of pleasure before becoming neutral a second later. “The exchange of culture, and ideas that free trade could…”

Twilight grunted, her hoof gripping the edge of the table as she bit down hard on her lip.

“Is purple pony okay?” asked Yondis in a concerned tone.

“I’m fine!” Twilight yelled. “I just… have to go to the bathroom. Again!”

“You should really lay off the water Twilight. That can't be healthy for your blatter,” Pinkie Pie remarked.

“Just keep them busy,” hissed the alicorn before sprinting away.

Pinkie Pie shrugged before turning back to the pair of yaks. “So, have you guys ever had cider or carrot cake before?”

“I have had hay, grass, and lichen. What is this cider you speak about?” Yondis demanded.

“Food options are… rare in Yakyakistan,” added his assistant.

Pinkie Pie’s eyes sparkled. “Well, you are going to love this then. I made sure to whip up a bunch of great stuff grown or made in Ponyville before I left.”

“Is it as good as that, what did you call it? Zap apple jam?” Yondis asked curiously

“Even better,” Pinkie Pie proclaimed.

Yondis nodded. “Then bring it out and show us what you got, little pink pony.”

“That's all I wanted to discuss with you,” Starlight declared as confidently as she could muster.

Which wasn't exactly a lot, given that she could barely keep her belly from sloshing beneath her desk. This was made especially difficult due to its sheer size, which was so great that it was barely even contained by the peice of wooden furniture. The taut purple flesh was stretched to its limit, pressing against all three inner surfaces and even the ground as well.

The slightly bored young dragon sitting across from her blinked in confusion.

“Uh, are you sure? I thought you said I was failing like, everything and that I needed to talk to you about math, science and history,” Smolder remarked.

Starlight’s grin became uncomfortably wide as she resisted the urge to orgasm in front of the student.

“No it's fine. We have a lesson plan that will definitely get you back on track before the end of the semester,” Starlight declared.

“But you just handed me a peice of paper that says, study every single day for at least three hours,” Smolder replied.

“And what an excellent well thought out plan it was, now run along now,” Starlight encouraged.

For a moment Smolder seemed ready to argue, only to shrug and walk away.

When the door closed behind her, Starlight released a shuddering sigh, her face hitting the desk a moment later. Her belly sloshed loudly as she came violently, her entire body shaking with barely contained lust. When the pleasure finally ebbed and Starlight could think straight, she realized that she was alone, at long last.

“It's been a long week,” Starlight muttered to herself.

Pushing back slightly on her chair, Starlight noted that her stomach was huge, heavy, and incredibly warm. Heated by numerous loads of alicorn cum, Starlight was comfortable even with the window open and a breeze rolling in. She was also massive, and the sight of her huge belly made even the well-experienced Starlight grin in pride.

Every single one of her holes had received its fair share of Twilight jizz by this point. Most notable of which was her pussy, which had swallowed more alicorn spunk than Shining Armor. And that was saying something, as that guy chugged Cadance cum like he was addicted to the stuff, which he probably was.

Yet, it wasn't enough.

“Twilight was supposed to be coming home tomorrow,” Starlight muttered. “And I am still horny…”

The unicorn licked her lips, and shifted slightly further back, inadvertently twisting the cock inside of her cunt. The feeling was pleasant, though at this point, incredibly familiar so much so that Starlight began to yearn for something different. A test, one which would truly see once and for all if she could take everything the alicorn had to offer.

Starlight began to cast another spell, one which she hadn't used in a very long time. Which when cast, made Twilight's cock become warmer than usual, and begin glowing all the way through her skin. The intent of her magic likely wouldn't be known to Twilight, but Starlight knew exactly what was about to happen.

In a few minutes, when Twilight came again, she would unleash a torrent that would truly fill Starlight to the absolute brim. A thought which made the unicorn shudder in pleasure, and look forward to that moment even more than she already was. To that end she shifted her considerable bulk back under the desk, and even used her magic to ensure that happened.

Once done, Starlight readied herself before beginning to flex her inner muscles. The sensation of pleasure rippling up her spine sent a shuddering moan erupting from her lips. It also put a fire in her belly, one which only added to the ever-burning flame of lust that inhabited her soul.

Her ability to move at this point was unfortunately minimal, but that didn't bother Starlight one bit. She had been edging Twilight towards an orgasm for nearly an hour at that point and knew it wouldn't take much more. All Starlight had to do was keep grinding back and forth while working her inner muscles.

Add to that a bit of time, and she knew that Twilight would fill her womb so far past what should be possible that it would likely be some kind of record.

Shifting her hips back and forth ever so slightly, Starlight reveled in the sound of sloshing that came from inside of her. It was loud, but thankfully not so loud that someone walking past her office could hear. It was a constant reminder of just how much alicorn spunk now called Starlight’s body it's home.

And then there was the raw physical pleasure of Twilight's truly titanic tool. Though intimately familiar with this particular feeling, Starlight still loved every second she felt it. The huge throbbing appendage was just so big that it was impossible to forget and impossible to ignore.

Every moment it was plunged into Starlight’s depths was a moment it occupied her thoughts. Leaving her with a few other thoughts that did not start or end with a rumination on just how great it felt. The way it stretched her, the way it filled her, the way it pulsed with warmth, and how it always seemed to rub her clit. It all came together to create a perfect sensory experience tailored specifically to Starlight’s less than secret kinks.

A sudden twitch signaled that they were nearly at the end of their long ride and Starlight started moving faster. She could feel Twilight's pleasure peaking, and knew it wouldn't be long before her womb was filled even more than it already was. She was so close that it even-

“Hello, are you in there, Starlight?” whispered a soft, kind voice.

Starlight stopped immediately and shuffled forward, hiding her belly. “Yes, but I’m a little er busy,” Starlight replied.

“It will only take a second,” Fluttershy assured her before slipping inside. “I just wanted your opinion on this memo I was about to send out to all the students.”

Starlight was about to tell the other pony off, only for a sudden twitch and a blast of semen to stop her from doing so. Worse still, Starlight was cumming as well, unable to hold back the tidal wave of pleasure for even a second longer. Without any opposition to her intrusion, Fluttershy trotted right inside and sat down across from Starlight.

“I wanted to ensure everyone had a pet so I thought I’d deliver this letter to all the students making pet ownership mandatory,” Fluttershy gushed. “I think it would really help the kids.”

“It's great, do it!” Starlight shouted.

“Really? But you haven't even read it,” Fluttershy replied, her eyes tearing up. “Can you at least give it a look?”

Starlight’s eye twitched while Twilight's cock erupted inside of her, pushing the unicorn’s womb to its absolute limit. The feeling of having her innermost depths stretched was incredibly pleasurable and made Starlight only cum harder. Making dismissing Fluttershy even more difficult without the pegasus having busted out the doe eyes.

“Fine,” Starlight grumbled, snatching up the piece of paper with her magic.

“Oh goody. I knew I could count on you for constructive criticism,” Fluttershy declared.

Starlight caused her previous self for having cast that delicious spell, as Twilight's orgasm just kept going. Twenty seconds passed without an end in sight, and for a moment Starlight thought she could wait it out. Then she felt her belly begin to press against the ground and sensed her desk was slowly lifting from the floor.

“It's great, go ahead, do it!” Starlight yelled, throwing the memo back in Fluttershy’s face.

“Oh um are you sure? You barely even read the first page,” Fluttershy replied.

“Don't need to. It's perfect. In fact, I want you to deliver it right now!” Starlight shouted.

“That's wonderful, I’ll go do that!” Fluttershy exclaimed, the pegasus stopping right when she reached the door. “Are you okay by the way? You seem a little flustered.”

“I really have to fart,” Starlight declared.

Fluttershy blushed. “Oh um. Sorry about that.”

She then left Starlight alone, closing the door firmly behind herself. Right before the desk lifted fully from the ground, the wood groaning under the strain of it all.

“Fuck that was close,” Starlight muttered.

“Fuck that was close. They almost caught me,” Twilight muttered, glancing between her legs. “I think Starlight finally took a break too.”

With that thought firmly in mind, Twilight pushed her way into the negotiation room.

“Now then. I know we only have a few hours before the deadline but I really think we can…” Twilight blinked, her gaze settling on the signed document sitting before her. “What happened?”

“Pink pony, I mean Pinkie Pie showed us how great trade would be with ponyland so we agreed!” Yondis declared, stomping his hoof down on the table.

“They signed the doohicky right after I told them that they could trade for more zap apple jam and stuff!” Pinkie Pie proclaimed. “Pretty great right?”

“Yeah… just great,” muttered Twilight.

“You know when Prince Rutherford said that Pinkie Pie was an honorary yak, I was skeptical, but you have proven yourself the best yak friend ever!” declared Yondis. “Way better than weird number pony and all of her words.”

“It turns out my delicious baked goods saved the day yet again. Heck, you probably could have just stayed home Twilight,” Pinkie Pie added.

Twilight's eye twitched. “That's wonderful Pinkie Pie, now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go have a mental breakdown now.”

Pinkie Pie’s head bobbed eagerly. “Okay dokay, have fun!”

Twilight merely grunted.

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