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Gertie's Equestrian Tour

by AlwaysDressesInStyle
Necromancy. Sauropod fossil. Cozy Glow. Yeah, I'm sure this will end well...

Thanks to Starlight Glimmer's necromancy, Gertie the Dinosaur walks Equestria for the first time in over 150 million years.

Mistakes are made. Many, many mistakes are made. An outrageous comedy in the old-school toon style.

For the Who Crossed Over My Little Pony? contest.

Gertie's film can be viewed in full on Wikipedia, along with the surviving footage from the never-finished sequel. This story draws on both for inspiration.

This story is rated C for:

Crossover
Comedy
Crackfic
Craziness
Christopher Cross

Violence tag is for mild slapstick cartoon violence.

Reader discretion advised. Leave your sanity at the door, folks. It's gonna be a wild ride.

This fic earns it's 'Random' tag. -AlwaysDressesInStyle

Excellent. -C. Montgomery Burns

Get help, Doc. -Bugs Bunny

Hi new friends! -Izzy Moonbow

This was the stupidest thing I'd ever read. Then I read your back catalog. Hahahahaha This is still in the top 5. -Woody Woodpecker

I hate this story so much I'm going to downvote Estee's entire back catalog. Again. -Judge Doom

Teen
Complete
Random
Violence
Crossover
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
PMCCS

12060 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

6 Chapters:

  1. This Brontosaurus Traveled Horsey, This Brontosaurus Saw It All 2022-04-01 04:22:57 UTC
    10703
  2. Meanwhile, Back At The Cottage 2022-04-01 04:22:50 UTC
    212
  3. Meanwhile, Back At The Boutique 2022-04-01 04:22:45 UTC
    266
  4. It's Getting Kind Of Crowded In There... 2022-04-01 04:22:40 UTC
    285
  5. I Love It When A Plan Comes Together 2022-04-01 04:22:34 UTC
    404
  6. Post-Credits Plot Twist Stinger Ending 2022-04-01 04:22:27 UTC
    190