Jest Dicking Around 2 Electric Boogaloo

by Jest

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Original Character, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 4756

Jest goes for another hike and happens upon not more psychoactive plants, but two well-hung princesses. Kind of.

Jest goes for another hike and happens upon not more psychoactive plants, but two well-hung princesses. Kind of.

kinks Futa on Male, spit roasting, cum inflation, large insertion, and of course, another twist.

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Published 2022-03-27 00:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2022-03-27 00:30:02 UTC

A Predictable Turn Of Events

Jest whistled a jaunty tune as he trotted along the forest path, the stallion doing a little jig as he walked. The sun was high overhead, turning even the Everfree forest into a brightly lit, and completely unintimidating place. It also illuminated the effeminate male’s rather wide hips and generous posterior for all the world to see.

“Hmm,” Jest muttered, stopping abruptly in the middle of his hike. “I still feel a little too much jiggle back there.”

He reached back and grabbed his butt with a hoof, squeezing it slightly and frowning in disappointment.

“I knew that staying at the hospital would leave me with a few extra pounds but this is ridiculous,” Jest murmured. “Feels like I got a bowl of jello on my backside. Oh well, just another reason to get some exercise.”

Trotting along once more, Jest picked his song back up where he left off, though he refrained from dancing. Something about the act made him feel slightly uncomfortable, though he couldn't exactly figure out why that was. Either way, he could still enjoy the sun on his yellow fur, and the light breeze through his red and gold mane which was done up in its usual mohawk. His cutie mark was also bright enough that anyone passing overhead could see his signature jester stick with ease.

Though thankfully he was alone like usual, allowing the stallion to feel completely at ease with his slightly pudgy body. Away from the prying eyes of the other Ponyvillians, Jest was free to feel comfortable in his own skin. Though if he was being honest with himself, he rather enjoyed the attention from both sexes in equal measure.

“Maybe I should take up nurse Redheart’s suggestion on doing squats as part of my recovery,” Jest mused aloud. “Wait a second. Why would that be part of recovering from accidentally smelling a hallucinogenic plant? Oh well, I’m not a doctor.”

The stallion continued to trot until he noticed a fork in the path, with one going to the left, in the direction of town while the rent went deeper into the forest.

“Hmm,” Jest hummed.

He leaned to the left and inspected the poorly maintained and ill-used path closely. Though it likely hadn't been used in a long time, it also seemed to wind back in the direction of town. While its twin turned harshly in the other direction and disappeared under the deep canopy of the many trees.

“Eh what the heck. I got another hour or so to kill, let's go a little further,” Jest exclaimed to no one, before following his own advice and taking the right path. “How bad could it be? Maybe I’ll even run into Zecora.”

He stopped suddenly. “On second thought that might be a bad thing. Especially considering I apparently tried to make out with her while delirious.”

The stallion shook his head vigorously. “Begone bad thoughts. Today is a good day and I refuse to let you ruin it all for me.”

Putting one hoof in front of the other, Jest walked boldly into the forest, unsure of where he was going but excited at the possibilities.

“Okay, that was definitely a bad idea,” Jest muttered to himself, his gaze flicking about the dark forest and the many deep shadows. “I have no idea where I am.”

The stallion stumbled to a stop several steps later, his gaze flicking about the suddenly open area. Before him was a cliff, which was spanned by a rickety rope bridge that appeared older than he was. It was also crossing over an expanse that was so great it was hard to even see the other side.

Thankfully the fog was thin, allowing him to see quite easily despite the presence of the cloying moisture-rich mist. It was enough to leave his vision slightly blurry, however, so when he looked out over the chasm he saw not a ruined castle but something vaguely resembling a mansion.

“Maybe they’ll be able to point me back towards town,” Jest whispered to himself as he began to cross the bridge. “I really shouldn't have strayed from the path near the end there.”

Trotting slowly, and deliberately across the expanse, Jest eventually managed to make it out the other side. When this happened he began to walk in the direction of the large houselike object obscured by the fog. That was until he could see it clearly, then he was once more stopped dead in his tracks.

“This is that spooky castle Pinkie Pie was talking about,” Jest thought aloud. “The castle of the two stairs or something.”

He frowned.

“Maybe I should turn around after all,” he offered.

And he was about to do so only for the sound of distant voices to make him stop before he did so. Though he couldn't hear what the voices were saying, they did sound like ponies, so he chose to follow them. If he could discern what they were saying he would have likely turned around right then and there.

“Why are we searching this stupid castle anyway?” asked one buzzing, slightly high-pitched voice.

“I don't know. The queen said there was a chance that some magical artifacts were left behind,” replied a second feminine voice that vibrated strangely.

“Well hurry up, I’m horny as fuck and wanna hit up Ponyville before we head back to the hive,” declared the first individual.

“You and me both, sister. That town is full of sexy little ponies just waiting for my dick,” replied the second person.

Jest shrugged. “Must be talking about excavating the place or something. Oh well, hopefully, they have a map or something.”

The stallion hummed a strange little tune as he trotted into the castle, his whistling growing louder as his anxiety grew. The shadows seemed to lengthen on their own, though even they could not contain the fact that there was no sign of anyone. Whoever had been talking had seemingly left no trace of their passage, and there was little clue as to what direction they went.

That was until Jest heard more whispering coming from further in, somewhere near the throne room. It wasn't quite loud enough to hear what they were saying, but it sounded like they were talking about something important. If the stallion was able to hear what was being discussed he would have likely turned around and hoped they didn't hear him. Unfortunately for Jest, his whistling made it nearly impossible to hear the words uttered by those he was approaching.

“There is nothing here,” complained the first voice. “This whole thing has been one big wild goose chase and now I’m hornier than ever.”

“It's not my fault you talked about all the cute stallions you saw in town!” retorted their fellow. “I suggested you cut it out but no, you just had to keep going.”

“Hey, you started it! I was just-”

“Shh,” interrupted the second voice. “I think someone’s coming.”

“Quick, turn into princess Luna,” commanded the first to speak. “I’ll be Celestia.”

“Wait why would they be he-”

“Just do it, they're coming!” hissed the apparent leader.

Jest cut his whistling and nervously began to push open the large double doors leading to the throne room.

“Hey uh is anyone there? I might have gotten a little lost and- holy guacamole, it's the princesses!” Jest exclaimed in shock. “What are you guys doing here?”

“We were just… reminiscing about old times,” Celestia exclaimed before leaning over and elbowing her sibling in the gut. “Isn't that right dear sister?”

“Err yeah,” Luna awkwardly replied. “This place contains such great memories.”

“Didn't you start your rebellion here, then got defeated here after you came back from being banished?” Jest pointed out.

“Bad memories too,” Luna quickly added. “But there are still lots of good ones.”

“Like running through the gardens, playing tag with the servants and…” Celestia trailed off.

“Eating amazing food made by our world-class chefs,” Luna added.

“Ahh yes. You know how much I like cake, yummy cake,” Celestia declared, rubbing her stomach.

Jest blinked. “Huh, well okay then. I don't suppose you know how to get back to Ponyville by chance, do you? I may have gotten a bit turned around.”

“Oh yeah it's just right-” Luna began, only to be interrupted when her sibling stuffed a hoof into the dark alicorn’s mouth.

“We can talk about that later,” Celestia quickly stated. “Right now why don't we talk more about you?”

“Me?” Jest exclaimed in shock. “What about me?”

“Yes, what about him, sister?” Luna hissed, the last word coming out like an insult.

“Where are you from, what your hobbies are, that kind of thing,” Celestia offered, the alicorn trotting up to Jest and slowly circling him.

Jest hummed in thought, completely ignorant to the fact that Celestia was eying him like a piece of meat.

“Well I’m from Canterlot originally, but that place is so uptight I decided to move as soon as I turned eighteen. My hobbies include writing, reading, telling jokes, acrobatics, juggling. Everything that makes a good jester I suppose,” he remarked. “Why do you ask?”

“Yes, why do you ask?” pressed Luna.

“Well you just seem like the type to work out is all,” Celestia exclaimed. “You have such strong flanks and such wide hips. Do you exercise often?”

“I try to!” Jest replied. “But I recently got stuck in the hospital which has resulted in a bunch of extra flab.”

The stallion prodded his flank sadly, unaware of the lecherous grin being shot his way by Celestia. Who gestured wildly to the young earth pony while making lewd gestures with her hooves. All of which was missed by an oblivious Jest who was busy staring at his backside with a disappointed look on his face.

“You know,” Luna began. “I think I see what my sister is saying. You do look very… toned.”

“Pfft now you’re just being polite,” Jest retorted dismissively. “My proportions are all at a wack after putting on some weight. I look like a darn mare for crying out loud.”

“That's not a bad thing, you are quite adorable,” Celestia purred, leaning in close to the stallion’s ear.

“R-really?” Jest muttered. “I’m not sure how to feel about that.”

“Be proud. It's rare that my sister and I agree on something, though you being cute is one topic we are both on board with,” Luna added.

Jest blinked in shock, only now noticing how the two alicorns were circling him hungrily. Their eyes roamed across his body, and their wolfish grins made him feel oddly excited. That arousal was stymied slightly by a small undercurrent of fear, though that oddly made him even more turned on. They were, after all, bigger, stronger, and far, far more powerful than him.

“Th-thanks,” Jest stuttered. “You are both like… really hot. I mean, regal? Majestic? I’m not sure what word to use.”

“All of them are suitable, don't you think dear sister?” Celestia inquired.

“Quite so, sister dear,” Luna replied, licking her lips.

“Well I uh, wouldn't want to bother you. So I’ll just be going now,” Jest exclaimed, awkwardly backpedaling towards the door.

“Don't go,” Celestia interrupted. “We have a proposition for you.”

“One I think you will find… pleasurable,” Luna added.

Jest blinked. “What do you mean, exactly?”

“What my sister means is that we wish to have sex with you,” Celestia declared.

“Are you… serious?” Jest muttered.

“Yes, though there is one minor detail that we should explain before you answer,” Luna added.

Celestia winced. “You see we have both sets of genitalia.”

“You got dicks?” Jest blurted out.

Luna lifted her leg to reveal a fifth leg dangling nearly to the ground, its blu and black mottled length barely hard. Yet despite this it was incredibly thick, covered in veins, and was nearly three times Jest’s comparatively small size. The sight made Jest’s budding cock wither, becoming soft due to the sheer proximity to something so massive.

Celestia followed suit to reveal that she had a white and pink appendage of greater length though not quite the same girth. Despite this slight inequality, they were both utterly massive, easily dwarfing every other dick Jest had seen. Save for maybe the cock he had grown in that rather intense fever dream from a week earlier.

“Woah,” Jest muttered.

“I hope that fact won't sway your opinion of us too greatly,” Luna exclaimed, pouting in a dramatic fashion.

“It does seem to put the stallions off, unfortunately,” Celestia added.

“Well I uh don't think the physics would quite work out,” Jest muttered, measuring the cocks and then comparing them against his body. “Unless you either plan on killing me or letting me top.”

“Ha, princesses do not bottom,” Celestia exclaimed.

Luna elbowed her sibling. “Though they do offer the use of an elasticity spell and would give promise to make sure that the experience is an enjoyable one.”

“Well that is tempting,” Jest admitted.

“We’ll also give you a tax break, and ride home after,” Celestia declared.

Jest’s eyes lit up. “Hot dog! That would be great because the IRS has really been riding my ass these past few years.”

“Speaking of riding ass,” Luna declared, stepping up to Jest and looming over him. “Do you mind if I have first?”

“Well, I uh…” Jest gulped, biting down his budding arousal. “Would like that elasticity thingamajig first.”

“Of course,” Luna declared, igniting her horn and bathing Jest’s form in a soft, pale blue light. “How do you feel?”

“Kinda lightheaded to be honest,” Jest murmured. “Though in a good way? I don't know how to explain it.”

“Don't think about it, just stand there and allow us to make you feel good,” Celestia purred.

For some reason, the words felt particularly powerful, and Jest felt himself nodding along without truly considering what she said. Even the sudden addition of a heavyweight on his back didn't startle the stallion overly much. He just kept smiling even while Celestia moved to stand overtop of him, leaving the earth pony completely in the shadow of the two monarchs.

Heck, it even felt a little nice for some reason, as if his place was beneath the massive mares. Here he didn't have to think, or really make any decisions at all really, he just had to stand there. While his betters used his body in whatever way they saw fit. Which they seemed intent on doing after they had both managed to find a comfortable position.

The two alicorns glared at one another, jockeying for position atop their shared partner before eventually settling down. When they did, Luna was standing up on her hind legs and had one hoof on Jest’s back while the other was against her sibling’s shoulder. Celestia, in turn, mimicked the position, while her cock dangled down against Jest’s right cheek and Luna’s had settled between the stallion’s butt.

They then lit their horns and used their magic to disguise the fact that their cocks suddenly bubbled with green jizz. The lubricant was potent, and thick, covering the tips of their dicks completely with fairly little of the stuff. Luna was then the first to move, the alicorn backing up slightly and using her magic to lift her cock towards the stallion’s butt.

In the process, she inadvertently dragged her titanic length across Jest’s much much smaller appendage. The action made Luna smirk, and Jest shiver, the action serving as a potent reminder as to who was in charge. And that person was Luna, who grabbed both her sibling and lover a little tighter while maneuvering her hips into the correct spot.

The second this happened, the head of her dick planted itself at the entrance to Jest’s asshole. Like a charging army sitting at the gate to a city, the alicorn’s cock was ready to thrust forward and break down the barrier. Which she did a moment later, drawing her hips back slightly before thrusting forward with a single powerful thrust.

“Holy shit,” Jest cursed as his butt was lifted into the air.

The strength of the push was so great that it felt like Jest was getting punched directly into the ass. The head was just too big, and he was simply too small to take something so titanic. Or at least that's what he thought before he felt the edge of Luna’s appendage slide inside of him, and was quickly followed by the rest.

“Hooooly shiiit,” Jest repeated, only this time his voice slurred to do the incredible kaleidoscope of sensations overcoming him.

He felt pleasure aplenty, but he also felt incredibly small in a way that he couldn't quite put to words. He was being pushed down both literally and metaphorically, his urges and will be supplanted by someone far larger. Not like he minded, of course, the diminutive stallion had always entertained a slight domination kink.

He had just never truly grappled with that feeling.

Such high brow concepts were lost to him, however, as Luna’s cock head stretched him out while sliding deeper. The lubricant in combination with the spell did its job, allowing the titanic tool to invade Jest’s bowels with relative ease. That didn't mean she could just stand there, however, as Luna did indeed have to shift and thrust on occasion.

Occasionally she would even need to move her hips in order to push deeper into Jest’s bayside, her snake-like cock working ever further. In fact, it was strangely hypnotizing the way the hard, yet slimy and pliable dick seemed to slip further inside the stallion. This strange bout of clashing sensations didn't occur to Jest, however, who continued to moan and twitch while he was being penetrated.

Then, just as Luna had worked into a good rhythm, Celestia began to grow impatient.

“Don't forget about me,” declared the solar alicorn.

Igniting her horn, she pulled open Jest’s loose jaw, and then slipped the head of her cock inside his mouth. The stallion was only half aware of his surroundings, though thankfully he soon discovered that he didn't need to breathe. Whatever spell that had been cast on him had allowed the earth pony to eschew that particularly bodily requirement.

And a good thing too, as Celestia was even less patient than Luna was, and all but jammed her cock down Jest’s gullet. The two alicorns exchanged glares, but neither moved to stop one another, or at least not in the traditional sense. As they both eagerly launched into an all-out assault on their shared partner like a pair of ravenous locusts feasting on a fat field.

Celestia pushed forward, jamming her cock down Jest’s throat, and pushing almost all the way to his stomach. Luna meanwhile, swiftly bottomed out inside of the stallion’s ass, her heavy balls resting against her partner’s much smaller pair. The race was brief, and over, but that didn't mean they were quite done competing quite yet, however.

As they both pulled back at the same time before pounding their way back inside the stallion. Who at that point was so awash with strange emotions that his head felt completely empty. He felt small, demeaned, stretched, full, dominated, and like what he imagined a fleshlight would feel like.

Yet despite the fact that he was objectified in a way that he had never experienced before, the male didn't oppose it. In fact, it was kinda nice to take a break and let someone else do all the work for once. His cock didn't even fully harden and already it was twitching madly, watery pre dribbling from its tip like a broken fountain.

His two lovers had no such internal trouble, only the external variety, as they struggled to take full control of the male. Their warring desires came to a head as they both figuratively and literally butted heads. While this happened they continued to fuck the stallion like a pair of horny teenagers, or a dou of ex-cons fresh out of prison.

Either way, they were ruthless, and uncaring, destroying the male’s holes utterly, leaving him little chance to adjust. Not like he needed very much time to do so given the potency of the spell placed upon him. Which was so great that even being a relative virgin, Jest felt no pain and only a mild bout of discomfort.

His partners were less concerned about this fact however and were either confident in their magic. Or they were too busy glaring down the alicorn across from them, a deep hunger burning in their eyes. That fire sparked even greater, before being quenched briefly when they leaned forward and began to kiss one another.

The game was up, and the two began to passionately make out while spit roasting the feminine stallion. Their cocks plowed, slurped, and slorped as they plumbed the male’s depths like an uncaring, overworked plumber. Yet all parties involved seemed to revel in it, throwing themselves into the act with a reckless, hedonistic abandon.

Jest himself was barely able to stay standing, as when Luna and Celestia bottomed out his entire body was lifted slightly from the ground. In those moments his hooves floated an inch above the cold stone before being dropped down a second later. For that brief, fleeting instant he was suspended purely by alicorn cock alone, like a piece of meat on a kabob cooked by a rather novice chef who didn't know you are only supposed to use one of the things.

Neither the stallion nor his futa lovers were thinking of such ridiculous comparisons, however. They were too busy with other things, like shooting jizz all over the floor without ever becoming hard. Or engaging in the most intense bout of tongue wrestling since the winter Olympics a few years earlier.

Unlike then there was no bell to end the brutal war of dominance occurring in the dank halls of the everfree forest. Neither party wished to give up, waging a two-pronged war on their enemy with tongue and cock. Their dicks pushed deep, occupying an incredible amount of real estate in the stallion’s body. While also attempting to pin the other alicorn’s tongue against the bottom of their mouth.

This second thing wasn't nearly as important to Jest, who was unaware such a battle was being waged. He was, however, very aware of the war being fought inside of his body whenever his lovers bottomed out inside of him. In those instances, his ass was stuffed completely, with Luna’s cock seeming to knock on the entrance to his stomach. At the same time, Celestia’s cock pushed down until the head of which waited at the very end of his esophagus.

That knowledge wasn't available to him either, as all the stallion heard was a wet squelching noise from all directions. Celestia’s balls routinely blocked out the sun, while Luna’s continually thumped against his own much smaller pair. That wasn't the only sense to be occupied by the horny futa mares, was all she could smell was their sweat and lust.

Even his ability to touch was seemingly completely dominated by the pair of lusty alicorns, as all he could detect was the rough caress of their fur. His tongue was also so lathered in Celestia’s taste that it was the only flavor he could possibly hope to detect. There was simply nothing but the two gigantic mares pounding him from both ends, and putting him into his place.

He could barely even figure out when he was starting to cum, and when he had finished doing so. His dick just spurted jizz randomly, as if the sheer force of the alicorn’s thrusts forced the stuff right out of him. Which wouldn't be a hard sell given the level of strength behind their thrusts which would have sent Jest skidding across the floor.

Thankfully he was sandwiched between the two much larger ponies, allowing him to stay in place. Limply dangling from their cocks, and occasionally gurgling in pleasure, or standing there weakly between thrusts. He barely even had the time to worry about falling due to his quivering legs as the two were immediately ramming their way inside once more.

This repeated for what felt like either a single moment or an eternity, Jest honestly wasn't sure which. All he did know was that his balls were beginning to feel incredibly empty when all of a sudden his partners stopped. Their dicks were jammed as deep as possible, and ground against him as if they were trying to kiss one another.

Like how their owners were making out, their muzzles locked together as they stared lustily into one another’s eyes. The competition was over, and though no winner had been found, the pair had decided to end their aggression anyway. Whatever their reasons, the war was over, but the flood of Jest’s insides was just beginning.

If the stallion was even aware enough to see this coming he would have panicked. Instead, he merely lay there, twitching as he has held aloft, legs spasming as his dick continued to pump cum onto the floor. While at the same time his lovers were starting to pump his insides full of warm, and weirdly thick alicorn jizz.

Which upon being shot into him, bulged his throat so obscenely that it would have been painful had he not been enchanted. Thankfully he had, so when those twin bulges in his abdomen, and throat pulsed, he felt no pain. Only a weird sense of completion, as sperm was shot directly into his stomach with the force of a fire hose.

Or more accurately a pair of fire hoses, which had both been opened completely then seemingly forgotten about. As his stomach was quickly filled to its limit, growing rapidly until it hung down around Jest’s knees like he was pregnant. That wasn't the end however, no unfortunately for the earth pony’s desire to walk, his belly grew until it lifted him from the ground.

While this happened, the siblings continued to make out, only stopping when their orgasms finally did.

“Fuck that was hot,” whispered Luna. “We have got to do this more often.”

“I agree,” Celestia purred. “It's been so long since we had a mission we could both enjoy so thoroughly.”

Jest groaned, making both alicorns glance down at his cum bloated body with a mixture of pride and mirth.

“I think we may have gone a little overboard,” Celestia muttered.

“I think so too,” Luna agreed.

The room was quiet, as the pair remained balls deep inside the cum balloon/lover, Jest. For a minute, none of the parties said anything, or in Jest’s case, were even able to in the first place.

“Soo…” Luna murmured. “What do you say we squeeze the jizz out of him and then go again?”

“That sounds like a great idea. Though do you think he can take it?” Celestia replied.

“Let's use the elasticity spell again, just in case,” Luna offered.

“Wouldn't that have side effects though?” Celestia questioned.

“I mean it might become permanent, but who cares?” Luna retorted.

“Very true,” Celestia agreed. “Switch ends though?”

“Why not double up back here?” Luna offered. “I’m sure we can really test the spell then.”

Celestia grinned. “I like how you think, sister.”

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