Fry And The Ponies

Within the Golden Oak Library, our hero, Fry, was down on his knees next to the staircase within the main library. He was hugging the little unicorn known as Twilight Sparkle. His hands rested on her silky soft mane. The unicorn’s two, front forelegs were wrapped around his waist, her head was leaned to the right side of his neck. From this position, Twilight lovingly nuzzled his neck, her warm, soft, slightly fuzzy feeling pony lips running along it.

Behind them, stood the pink Earth pony Pinkie Pie, who looked on at this affection Twilight and Fry were sharing with one another with a big happy smile on her face.

“Awwww!” said Pinkie Pie joyfully. Upon hearing that, Fry, pulled away from the loving embrace of Twilight Sparkle, he stood up fully, she in turn took a few steps backwards. “Awww! Why did you stop?” she whined sadly.

Fry rubbed the back of his neck, smiling sheepishly. Twilight’s cheeks were lit up with a pink blush. She, too, was smiling sheepishly at the awkwardness of the situation.

"Hmph!" Pinkie huffed; her face scrunching up into a pout. The mare lifted her nose upward towards the ceiling, before turning around and leaving the library; her hooves lightly clopping on the wooden floor below.

Fry looked on as Pinkie Pie made to leave. He opened his mouth to speak, only to utter an incomprehensible mumble. He closed his mouth again, deciding to say nothing. Fortunately, despite her anger, she quietly shut the door behind her when she left the library.

“Will she be okay?” Fry asked; while turning back to face Twilight.

Twilight rolled her eyes. “She’ll be fine. She’s Pinkie Pie. Just give her a hug or something later.”

Just then, a pink blur came speeding toward Fry. Fry stumbled, nearly falling over when that pink blur turned out to be Pinkie Pie jumping into his arms. The mare wrapped all four of her legs around him; she gave him a gentle squeeze with her legs. Her head came to rest on his right shoulder, her soft, poofy mane in his face.

Fry was pretty sure he would have fallen over if it was not for Twilight wrapping his body in a deep pink glow to hold him steady.

Pinkie lifted her head to look at him with pleading doggy eyes. Fry’s heart beat rapidly in his chest, both from her sheer cuteness and the excitement of his cock beginning to twitch in his pants.

“Can you hold me by my cutie marks? Like a true friend?” she asked in an imploring voice; followed by making whimpering sounds like that of a sad dog.

Fry gulped nervously. “Sure thing, Pinkie.”

With that, Fry took a tight grip around Pinkie Pie’s flanks; his hands Immediately sank into the thick, bubbly softness of Pinkie’s rear. It was even larger than Twilight’s rump. In fact, Pinkie seemed to be the thickest pony he has seen thus far. Fry panted heavily, finding himself becoming erect; his cock soon came to poke against Pinkie Pie’s lower torso.

Fry found himself smiling broadly. He could get used to hugging ponies this way. Twilight was not lying, ponies really did like to have their asses held. Soon, the smile on Fry’s face vanished, to be replaced by a nervous grin upon the sight of Twilight giving Pinkie’s ass a grumpy frown, her eyes nearly narrowed to slits. It seemed Twilight was jealous of Pinkie’s larger butt.

“Gotta go!” said Pinkie; darting off at such speed she was a pink blur. It seemed as if Pinkie Pie managed to leave the building without even opening the front door this time.

Once Pinkie left, Twilight looked up at Fry and smiled at him. Fry felt butterflies flow through his stomach. Her smile was quite simply infectious.

“Do you want me to show you around town?” she asked, taking a step toward him with her right hoof; her hoof lightly clopping upon the wooden floor below.

“Well, I need to clean my teeth first. Do you have a toothbrush?”

The mare snorted, shaking her head, before flashing her horn. Fry felt a warm, tingling feeling briefly flow over his teeth. Twilight discharged her horn, the pink glow vanishing from sight over Fry’s teeth. Fry’s teeth shone brightly. He felt as if he was fresh from a visit from the dentist.

“Huh, did you just clean my teeth?” he asked.

“Yeah. No need to use toothbrushes. Those are ancient tools our ancestors used when magic was very primitive,” she finished, before she tilted her head to the side, raising her eyebrows. “I am curious, though, do you humans still use toothbrushes?”

“Well yeah. My old toothbrush in the future was a robot. So, it’s not exactly primitive. It can sing ‘I am Walking On Sunshine’ to me while it brushes my teeth.”

Her mouth formed an ‘O’ shape. “Oooh!” she said in awe. “Princess Celestia would love that toothbrush. Anyway, let’s go outside before I babble on for too long.”

She walked toward the front door, her hooves clopping lightly upon the wooden floor. Fry walked alongside her, on her right.

The two came out of the large Oak Tree Library. Fry got some funny looks from ponies passing by, but other than that, they didn’t say or do anything. They simply looked at him for a moment, before moving on.

Fry heard a horsey snorting sound. He immediately turned to look at Twilight. She appeared to be quite angry. Her eyes were narrowed to slits, and her face was scrunched into a frown.

“Twilight, is everything okay?”

The mare turned to him and beamed happily at him. “Oh, yes. I just didn’t like the way those ponies looked at you. But never mind them, let me take you to the market.”

Twilight walked straight on from the front door, Fry followed Twilight, trailing behind her. The mare hummed happily; her hooves making a clopping sound while she moved. Well, truth be told, there are lots of clopping sounds in this town, since everyone is a small, intelligent horse, apart from himself.

Fry could see thatched houses from all around him. Many of these houses had beautiful gardens. Their front door was often either pink or purple and was decorated with love hearts.

Just then, a female Earth pony with a greyish raspberry coat, a light amber mane, and greyish gold eyes had come out of her house on Fry’s right. She had a particularly nice garden. Her garden had a mix of roses and lilies.

The mare was humming happily while leaving her house. Upon the sight of Fry, however, the mare gasped; her two front hooves coming to the side of her face.

"The hor–." The mare's voice was cut short as a magic aura suddenly appeared around her snout; only her eyes could convey her unfounded fear of Fry. Twilight glared at this pony with her eyes narrowed to slits; her horn glowing with a deep pink glow. The mare soon nodded at Twilight; before she made to walk backwards into her house. A nasty grin came over Twilight’s face when she discharged her horn’s magic.

Fry and Twilight earned themselves some funny looks from the locals. They didn’t seem to care too much, since they soon went back to their own business without care. Fry even heard a male pony with a deep, gruff voice say. “Never mind, everypony. It’s just Lily.”

From what he gathered from that, Fry could only assume this pony known as Lily was a particular drama queen.

It seemed, Twilight, was an authority figure, he assumed she had permission to assert discipline on panicky ponies such as Lily. He vaguely remembered Pinkie Pie mentioning she is the student of Princes... errr... he forgot her name. Pony names were so confusing.

‘What was her name again?’ he pondered quietly to himself in his own thoughts. ‘I wonder if this princess is big? Like that other one I saw in my dreams. Man, I forgot her name too. Looking back at it now, she was quite pretty. I wonder if I'll see her again tonight in my–.”

“Fry!” came Twilight’s concerned, yet stern voice, snapping him out of his thoughts.

He turned to his right to see Twilight had taken a left turn. The mare looked back at him with her head turned 180 degrees.

Fry smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck with his right hand. “Oh, sorry. I sometimes daydream.”

Twilight snorted, shaking her head. “Come on, we’re nearly there.”

Fry rushed forward to join Twilight on her right side. The two soon came to walk past a very strange house. It stood out among the rest of the thatched houses. For one thing, this one had a roof of what appeared to be a mix of gingerbread, and white frosting. Also, there was what seemed to be ‘nuts’ (or something) carved into the ‘gingerbread?’ roof.

Fry stopped to look at this candy house. He licked his lips upon the sight of it. His eyes drifted over to a black board menu, hanging just outside it next to the pink front door on the right, which showed today specials, which were written in light pink chalk. Such as; ‘Double Chocolate Pink Fun Muffins’, ‘Pinkie’s Extra Thick Cupcakes’, ‘Sunbutt Cake Supreme’, ‘Blueberry Moonbutt Pancakes’ and 'Sunny Calves Exploder Cake."

“Mmm!” he said, licking his lips. “Hey, Twilight, let's go in here.”

“Oh no, mister human,” she said sternly, stomping her right hoof upon the ground with a loud clopping sound to emphasize her point.

Fry turned around, to glare at her; crossing his arms. “Hey! Come on!”

“Fry, you had pancakes this morning. I don’t want you to be eating such high calorie food all the time.”

Just then, a pink blur, that turned out to be Pinkie Pie, darted out of the establishment to stand before Twilight “Hey! We got healthy options too here at Sugarcube Corner! We even have vegan food!” she blurted out.

Fry could only cringe upon the mention of 'vegan food'. Twilight herself also cringed at the thought of vegan food, her face scrunched up in disgust; and her tongue briefly stuck out. Pinkie smiled sheepishly, her eyes shifting from left to right. A few droplets of sweat dripped down her forehead.

"Yeah… I don't like low-fat vegan food either. It's rabbit food. It does nothing to thicken your butt," said Pinkie Pie, admittedly.

Before Twilight could even mount a reply, Pinkie zipped back inside. She moved at such speed, she became little more than a pinkish blur.

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Oh, Pinkie. You are such a silly pony.”

Twilight turned around, away from Sugarcube Corner, and then made her way to a large outdoor market, which Fry somehow did not notice. Situated throughout the area there were various ponies selling odds and ends; mostly consisting of food.

Each of these ponies stood behind a wooden stall. One in particular caught Fry's eye. The person stationed at the stall did not seem to be a pony. But some sort of giant black bird creature.

The bird person of all things seemed to be selling meat, in a town consisting entirely of vegetarians. He seemed to have suffered horrific injuries over his face. His left eye was a pale grey in contrast to his dark blue eye on the right. A scar ran across his face, slitted across his left eye, ending on the lower part of his beak.

Another thing strange about this individual, his left arm seemed to be entirely replaced with a mechanical, stainless steel claw. This clawed hand had four digits. Along the mechanical arm, there was a series of what appeared to be tiny, multi-coloured crystals imbued into it.

Fry raised his right arm to point at the creature with his index finger. Twilight gasped in shock, and with a quick burst of magic from her horn, she pushed down his arm to his side with a gentle tug of force.

“Fry?! What are you doing?!” she said sternly, while making to stand up on her back hind legs to stare at him with her large purple eyes, into his small human eyes. Her two front hooves came to rest gently on his shoulders.

Her horn then flared up with magic, in doing so, a light pink, transparent sphere came to encase the two.

Fry cringed, thinking she was going to yell at him. However, he soon relaxed; sighing in relief, when Twilight spoke softly to him. “Fry, my friend, please be more careful in the future.”

She continued. “I don't want to cause a diplomatic incident with you getting into a fight with a griffon. Boris Ironclaw is easily angered,” she turned to look at the griffon in the distance. He didn’t seem to notice that Fry had pointed at him, since he looked calm. “Phew!” she said, wiping the sweat off her forehead with her right hoof. “He didn’t see you.”

“Why did you summon a force field?”

“Ponies are very nosey, and tend to gossip. I needed some privacy. Oh, and I also wanted to protect you from being disembowelled by a griffon.”

Fry gave her a questioning look. “Would he really kill me for pointing at him?”

“Well… no. He's not a lunatic. But he certainly will be angry with you.”

“Why would he sell meat in a town like this? When everyone is a vegetarian.”

“He is a travelling merchant. It's a common profession among griffons. He’s also a hunter. The meat he sells is fresh from his hunt.”

“How does he keep his meat fresh?”

Twilight giggled, with her right hoof coming over her mouth. “Fry, you are quite curious all of a sudden when it comes to food, huh?”

“Yeah. I like food,” he said, giving her a sheepish smile.

“In answer to your question. He has a unicorn friend cast a preservation spell and a fly-ward spell to keep it fresh. Just like I do to keep my meat fresh back home. Anyway, let’s move on. I wish you to meet one of my friends here.”

Twilight discharged her horn, subsequently the pink force field bubble around them dissolved into tiny misty particles, before fading away into nothing. Once gone, Twilight happily trotted over to an earthy orange Earth pony, with Fry following her closely from behind her. This pony’s wooden shopping stall was packed to the brim with apples, apple treats such as apple pie, apple fritter… and other apple accessories.

“Why, howdy there, Twilight. Ah see ya brought yer new… errr… friend.” She finished her sentence by giving Twilight a nervous smile.

“Yeah. I hope that’s okay?”

“Well, he’s really–.”

“Hey!” Fry blurted out; stepping forward to barge in front of Twilight. Twilight wasn't very impressed by this, her eyes narrowing to slits. “I think I saw you before. Applesack, was it?”

The earth pony mare snorted, shaking her head. “Nah, partner. The name’s Applejack. What’s yers?”

“I’m Fry,” he said; raising his right hand to thumb his chest briefly, before lowering his hand back down to his side.

“That’s Ah pretty nice name. Ah tad simple, but nice.”

“Isn’t your name Philip J. Fry?” Twilight chimed in; making to stand on his right side.

“Well, yeah. But everyone just calls me Fry,” he said, while fidgeting through his pockets. “Ah, crud, I must have left my wallet in my apartment. That, or Bender borrowed it.”

“Borrowed?” said Applejack, tilting her head to the side curiously. “Did yer friend ask ya first? Because if he didn’t that sounds like stealin’ to me.”

Fry lowered his head in shame. “Yeah… you’re right. When I look back at it now, I find Bender to be a manipulative asshole. He took a lot of money off me over the years for; booze, gambling, hookerbots, cigars, and drugs. Well, robot drugs, like Turbo-Shock-Magnets. He loved jacking-on with those.”

Fry blinked when he felt Twilight cup her leg around his ass, and place her hoof on his right buttcheek. He could still feel the softness of her hoof even through his pants. He turned to look at her standing on his left side. The mare was giving him a sympathetic look. “Fry, this Bender doesn’t sound like a good friend to me,” she said softly.

“Well, he was one of my only friends, I guess. It was still better than being alone after being frozen for one thousand years,” he said in a low voice.

He heard a sniffling sound, and soon felt some other pony touching his left asscheek. He now had two ponies with their hooves resting on his asscheeks. Fry turned his attention back to Applejack to see there were some tears falling down her cheeks. “Ya porr little thing, that sounds horrible. All yer family and friends gone.”

Fry smiled at Applejack, and returned the gesture by reaching his right hand out to her. Applejack even anticipated what he was doing by moving her body to the side, in order to give him better access to her buttcheek. His hand came to rest on her three red apple cutie mark. His hand sank less than an inch before it met her strong muscles underneath. Applejack’s ass seemed to be much more well toned than Twilight’s and Pinkie’s respective asses.

Applejack smiled at him, the cheeks on her face were lit up with a pink blush as he held his hand over her asscheek. “Yer… errr.. What ya call it?… Hand. Yeah, it feels nice.”

Fry looked briefly around the market to see nobody seemed to care about the butt-stuff all three were getting up to. In fact, he saw some other ponies with their hooves resting on another pony’s ass. He turned back to Applejack, who was still smiling at him, while blushing profusely.

‘This is weird. Nearly everypony I meet wants me to grope their ass,’ Fry thought to himself.

He heard a low, whimpering sound. He turned to Twilight to see she had an anxious look on her face, her lower lip was quivering, and her floppy ears were folded back like that of a sad dog. The poor thing looked like she was on the verge of crying.

Fry felt butterflies flow through his stomach at the sight of Twilight being in such an emotional state. Thus, he quickly took decisive action by reaching his left hand down to place it on Twilight’s left asscheek; his hands immediately sinking into the plush, bubbly softness of her rear. In response, the mare uttered a happy horsey whinny, before she smiled up at him; and lightly bumped her flank against his leg.

Fry soon even felt Twilight lovingly stroke her hoof up and down his asscheek. Fry returned the gesture by tenderly stroking her ass. He felt his cock twitch excitedly in his pants at the feel of Twilight’s soft fur rolling through his fingers during this tender butt-rubbing he was giving her.

He heard a low whine from Applejack. Without even turning to look, he began to rub her ass too. She made a happy squeaking sound like a dog’s chew toy, before she in turn did the same to him by gently rubbing her hoof up and down his left asscheek.

All three continued this affectionate butt-stuff for quite some time, before slowly parting away; starting with Twilight by lifting her hoof away from Fry’s asscheek, this was shortly followed by himself lifting his hand away from Applejack’s ass, and then Applejack doing the same to him.

Twilight’s horn flared up with magic. There soon came a flash, and a small, brown sack appeared on the counter before Applejack. Fry looked on with fascination as he saw about a half-dozen of what appeared to be gold coins being levitated out of the bag. The coins were wrapped in a dark pink glow. Subsequently, these coins levitated towards Applejack’s front, right hoof; her hoof was tilted upward, and was spread open. It was if she was holding out the palm of her hand like she had one.

Her hoof seemed to have performed the impossible as she took these coins into the frog of her hoof. The coins didn’t fall, even as her hoof turned upside down when she reached down to place them into some container below.

With a smile, Applejack took six apples out of a wooden box from behind her, and placed it on the counter before Twilight. Twilight smiled back at Applejack, before unleashing a quick burst of her magic; resulting in the apples and her sack of gold coins disappearing with a flash.

Applejack smiled, tipping her hat at Twilight; using her right hoof. Twilight in turn gave Applejack a friendly wave with her right hoof, before turning around to walk away; with Fry following closely behind her.

“Where did your stuff go?” he asked.

“I teleported them back home. I'm a magical unicorn. I don't need to go around carrying bags when I go shopping.”

“That’s pretty neat.”

“Mm-hmm,” she hummed, nodding her head. “Incidentally, Fry, I'm going to assume your species is very shy about showing off your body. Am I correct?”

“Well… kinda. Before I was frozen, you would be right. Nudity is widely accepted in the future. But back in my day, you would end up being arrested for public indecency if you waltzed naked in the street.”

Twilight stopped in her tracks, and placed a hoof over her mouth. “That’s funny. If you hold a pony’s hoof in public, you will receive a small fine if caught for public indecency. Repeated offence may result in jail time.”

“So, how do you show public affection?”

“You can hold their cutie mark in public. That’s fine,” she finished her sentence, by lightly bumping her flank against him. “Good friends also hold their friend’s cutie mark.”

Fry took the hint and reached down and placed his right hand on her left cutie mark; his hand sinking into the plush softness of her rear. The mare smiled up at him, her cheeks lighting up with a pink blush.

“He-he. Next you’ll be telling me there’s just friends blowjobs,” there was a long awkward silence. “Uhh–.”

“Yes. There is, among unicorns at least. Earth ponies and Pegasi are a bit shy around blowjobs. Blowjobs are usually done exclusively for lovers in their case,” she said before closing her eyes; lifting her front, right hoof to point it at her own mouth, finally by proudly proclaiming. “And I, as your good friend, will be more than happy to give you a blowjob. Would you like one now? We can head back for a quick blowy in my bedroom.”

Fry’s jaw dropped, he tried to say something only to say an incomprehensible mumble. Twilight opened her eyes, and gasped, her front right hoof coming to her mouth. “Oh sorry, Fry. I didn’t mean to be so–” With his hand still resting on her asscheek, he quickly pulled it back to deliver a hard slap to her ass. This caused a loud meaty slapping sound from his hand’s impact, her ass jiggled about wildly like that of a stormy ocean. “Oh. Is that a yes?”

“Uh… yeah. But can we take this slow? I'm not sure how to feel about being sucked off by a unicorn yet.”

“Take all the time you need, my friend. There’s no rush. Besides, you may need some more clothes. I don’t want you to be smelly when I suck you off if you wear the same clothes all the time.”

“Where can I get some new clothes?” he asked.

“At the Carousel Boutique. It's located in the southeast edge of town, across Fishhoof Bridge,” she finished her sentence by gently bumping her flank against his leg. “Come on, I’ll take you there.”

With that, Fry and Twilight resumed their journey, fully leaving the market behind them. The two didn't speak as they made their way to the Carousel Boutique. They enjoyed each other’s company nonetheless. Twilight was delighted with the feel of Fry’s hand upon her rear. She was smiling broadly, and her tail was wagging excitedly back and forth. Fry himself was smiling, his heart beat rapidly in his chest from the sight of the adorable little unicorn being so happy.

Fry did not care too much about his surroundings. He was too preoccupied looking at Twilight being so happy. Her cuteness, not to mention sexiness, was bewitching.

Just as Twilight said, they came to cross a bridge. However, just as they came about halfway across the bridge, Twilight abruptly came to a stop, and turned to look back behind her; with her head tilting up towards the sky.

Twilight smirked; rolling her eyes at whatever she was looking at. This prompted Fry to turn around in order to investigate to see what she was looking at, only to see a small low-hanging cloud. Perhaps no higher than the Golden Oak Library.

“What is it?” he asked.

“Oh, it’s nothing to worry about. We just have somepony following us. Come on, let’s keep going.”

The two made their merry way to a large, towering, cylindrical shaped building. It stuck out like a sore thumb compared to the sea of thatched houses. The light blue lower level of the building was round like that of a merry-go-round, it gradually thinned out on the upper levels, eventually into a cone shape on the top. Atop this cone there was a small dark purple pole, with a tiny orange flag attached to it.

The building appeared to be supported by a series of thin, decorative purple pillars. Near the top of the building, it was an overall pink colour. Near the top, there was a circular balcony, which lay just below the cone-shaped roof. This cone was also supported by very thin pillars. What appeared to be ‘ponies’ like that of a marry-go-round were attached to these poles.

The front door was dark purple, on either side of this door there were two large round windows with nice golden curtains. Hanging above the door, there was what appeared to be a golden silhouette banner of a pony, surrounded by a circle of pink love hearts. On this door there were two light blue diamond shape windows. The one above was significantly larger than the other below, which was only about the size to fit a small animal, like that of a rabbit or something. Fry only hoped this pony didn't have a jackass pet rabbit like Fluttershy had.

Twilight hummed happily as she approached the door; Fry tagged along closely beside her on her right, his right hand still resting on her left asscheek.

“Keep your hand on my rear at all times. It should help calm her down if she sees that,” she said sternly.

“Hah. No worries. I love feeling a nice, cute pony’s ass.”

Twilight raised her right hoof over her mouth; her cheeks lighting up with a pink colour. The mare uttered a muffled happy giggle; while fluttering her eyelashes at him.

This was followed by her stepping forward, and then unceremoniously dropping her head down into the earth to raise her ass high into the air before him and bump it right against his crotch.

Fry gulped nervously. He was feeling awkward and confused. This move was a very obvious one, and he had his share of failures on this field with other alien races before, but he really liked Twilight. Being torn apart by his emotions, visible drops of sweat appeared on his forehead, and he rubbed his neck on impulse.

He could even feel the intense heat of her vagina against him. His cock sprang to life, twitching in his pants. Twilight uttered a happy cooing sound at the feel of his manhood’s tent in his pants poking against her marehood.

“Do you want to study anatomy with me later?” she said in a hot, breathy voice.

He tried to say something, but felt his throat was suddenly parched, and no words came out. Luckily, Twilight was turned away from him and didn't notice his awkward face.

Twilight stood back up and moved to stand on his right side, seemingly taking the hint. However, the mare didn’t seem to be upset by the lack of answer, since she affectionately gave his left asscheek a tender rub with her hoof for a brief moment, before placing it back down to the ground with a loud clop.

The mare then bumped her ass against him. This gave Fry the signal to place his right hand back on her left flank, his hand subsequently sank into her plush softness.

“Sorry if I was too forward, Fry,” she said with her voice ripe with guilt while looking down at her hooves.

“It’s… okay…. Twilight,” he said in a low voice.

The mare lifted her head, and beamed happily at him. She then turned her attention to the door and raised her front, right hoof, and knocked upon the door gently by tapping her hoof upon it two times with a light clopping sound.

“Coming,” came a very posh, well cultured voice.

There came the sound of clopping hooves. The door soon became wrapped in a light blue glow, there then came a soft click, before the door gently opened.

Twilight stepped inside, with Fry following closely beside her, making sure to keep his hand on her ass at all times. Fry could see this place had a series of mirrors and beige mannequins. Over each of these mannequins was a fine colourful dress encrusted with diamonds and gems.

However, Fry didn't care too much about his surroundings when a very pretty white unicorn with a purple mane and tail came trotting toward himself and Twilight. He gasped, and his cock in his pants twitched at the sight of her. Twilight seemed to have detected this. Thus, the mare uttered a grumpy grunt, and bumped her flank against him a little more roughly than usual.

"Ah! Twilight, darling, didn't I tell you not to bring animals into my boutique?! What are you doing here with this horrid beast?!" Rarity said in a stern voice.

Twilight snorted, her face scrunching up into a frown, along with her tail swinging aggressively from left to right. “Rarity!" Twilight almost shouted. "That was really, really rude to my friend Fry. Please treat him with respect," she said in a stern voice.

Rarity opened her mouth to reply and was formulating a cunning remark. However, time seemed to slow down when she saw the beast’s hand was oh-so lovingly resting on Twilight’s left cutie mark.

Her mouth formed an ‘O’ shape.

“Oh, where are my manners? I am so sorry, Twilight. No animal would hold a pony’s butt that way. He must be a true gentlestallion.”

Before any of them had a chance to speak, the mare lunged forward, and in one quick motion, turned around, and dropped her head down onto the floor and brought her plump ass directly against his crotch. Fry looked as if he was having a stroke, with his left eye twitching erratically. He had no idea what was happening. The mare now appeared to be crying, wailing in grief.

“I am so sorry, Fry. Please forgive me,” she begged, slamming her two front hooves upon the floor with a loud clopping sound.

He heard Twilight’s commanding voice in his head. “Quickly! Grab her asscheeks, Fry. As long as you grab mine later.”

Fry did as he was told and placed his hands upon Rarity’s rear; his hands coming to grasp both of her plush asscheeks around her three blue diamond cutie marks; his hands sank deeply into their bubbly softness before meeting her strong muscles deep beneath.

Fry thought to himself. ‘This is pure insanity. One minute she hates me… The next, I’m grabbing her ass.’

To make matters worse, he swore Rarity's ass got even bigger, with it noticeably air ballooning against him. He blinked, and it revealed her ass didn’t look any bigger.

“Darling, do you want me to give you a blowjob to show how sorry I am?”

Fry opened his mouth to speak, but Twilight quickly cut him off. “No-no. Letting him hold your ass is apology enough.”

Suddenly, there came a flash of light blue, and then a pegasus came to stand next to Rarity on her right. This cyan blue pegasus had a rainbow mane and tail. She immediately presented her well-toned ass to Fry.

“I’m sorry too,” said this new winged pony.

“Uh… what are you sorry for?” said Fry.

“For stalking you around town. Do you forgive me?” she said, looking back at him with pleading doggy eyes.

“Uh… sure. Yeah,” he said, lifting his right hand away from Rarity’s cheek, before placing it upon her left buttcheek instead; around her cutie mark with a rainbow lightning bolt striking through a cloud. Her rump was far less plush, only sinking less than an inch before meeting her strong, iron clad muscles underneath. “What’s your name, by the way?”

“The name’s Rainbow Dash. The most awesome, and the fastest pony with the tightest ass in all Equestria.”

Fry nodded, taking her word for it. Her ass was very athletic and tight when compared to all the plush pony butts he had seen thus far.

“Anyway, gotta go. Got work to do. Catch you later, Fry,” she said softly, before leaning in to kiss him on his right cheek with a loud smooching sound, before flapping her wings and flying out the door.

It was at that moment Fry lost the feeling of his legs, thus he dropped to the floor; landing in a heap upon the floor. Thankfully, the floor was soft, so he remained unhurt. Fry and Twilight screamed; bringing their heads to look down at him; Rarity’s on the left, Twilight’s on the right. Both of them looked at him with concern etched on their faces.

“Fry?! Are you alright?!” said Twilight in a raised voice.

“Speak to me, darling!” Rarity exclaimed.

“Yes… it’s… just…my… brain… is… so… confused. Give…me… a… moment,” he said in a low voice.

The two mares sighed in relief, followed by leaning down to kiss him on both cheeks with a wet smooching sound, before pulling back to look at him with dreamy eyes. Fry smiled at them. This was turning out to be a strange, but good day.