The 7 Deadly Sinners

(At the Canterlot Mental Hospital)

Sunset watches her favorite cooking show in the patient entertainment room.

"Oh, man, John Bosh, you make fine motherfuckin meals," Sunset said as she continued watching the tv.

(Another patient changes it to the Canterlot News).

"Gah, WHAT THE FUCK! I WAS WATCHING THAT!" Sunset scowled.

"And now you're watching this," The Patient mockingly said, causing Sunset to fly into a rage.

"I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE THAT CHANNEL BACK RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT!" Sunset roared.

"Now, Sunset, please calm down." Nurse Tenderheart said.

"DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN GODDAMMIT, A WOMAN'S TV IS HER TEMPLE!" Sunset roared.

(Suddenly, Sunset overhears the news)

We come in live with breaking news, we had just from what looked like the gruesome sight of a slaughterhouse, the entire Sparkle family found brutally murdered in many various ways. Police have arrested the potential suspect, their youngest child, Twilight Sparkle, who was found wandering aimlessly through a highway holding her mother's severed head while eating the flesh and skin off it. When detectives found her diary, which had many instances of her wanting to eat her family, she was declared not guilty by reasons of insanity and is now being sent to the Canterlot Mental Hospital.

"Oooooo, I think I'm starting to fall in love," Sunset said. "She kills with such grace, like a portrait. Really starting to turn me on. I can't wait to meet her."

Sunset then hears the front doors open, revealing two staff members with a girl tied in a strait jacket as they rushed into a padded cell, her cell was right next to Sunset's.

Twilight had been injected with a lot of sedatives and was struggling to stay awake.

"Is something wrong with her?" The assistant Doctor asked Nurse Red-Heart.

"Oh no, she's still a little woozy from the sedatives we gave her, she'll probably be groggy for the rest of the day," Nurse-Red heart said.

"Oh, ok. Well, let's just put her in her cell," The Doctor said.

"Alright Twilight, just let me help you get to your bed," Nurse Red-Heart said.

Twilight nodded her head drowsily.

As soon as she was put in her bed, Twilight instantly fell asleep as she snored peacefully in her bed.

Sunset could only stare through Twilight's cell window as Twilight peacefully slept.

"Oh, I can't wait to have a little chit chat with you, "Killer." Sunset said as she went to her cell.

Sunset was busy eating the food she was given during her lunch period when she saw Twilight walk to her table with a tray of food in her hands. Twilight had a depressed look on her face.

Twilight then sat next to Sunset as she then proceeded to poke her food with the plastic fork she had. None of the patients were allowed to have metal forks as they were afraid that patients would try to use it as a suicide weapon.

"Hey there, killer," Sunset said to Twilight. "How's life been doing with you?"

Twilight didn't respond to her question.

"Oh c'mon, don't tell me that your mind hasn't broken completely already," Sunset said as she started poking at Twilight cheek with her finger, trying to make sure the sedatives didn't make Twilight Brain-Dead.

"What's wrong, is the food to disgusting for you," Sunset jokingly said.

"I'm not hungry," Twilight quietly said as she kept poking at her food.

"Ahh, so you can talk," Sunset said. "Well, that is good to hear, Killer."

"I don't like this kind of food," Twilight said. "It's too soggy."

"I know right," Sunset said. "Say, is it true that you murdered and then ate your entire family?"

"I...I didn't want to kill Mom and Dad," Twilight said as she started crying. "But big brother was hitting and kicking me, and Mommy was laughing, and Daddy was cheering him on, and I was just so hungry because they locked me in the attic for three days without food or clean water."

"Hey, hey look, don't cry, it wasn't your fault," Sunset said in a sympathetic tone of voice. "Everyone tends to snap occasionally. Those stupid news people may call you a monster, but, as I see it, you’re the victim, a victim of oppression."

"Trust me, I know where you’re coming from," Sunset said. "Would you like to hear about my first killings, you see my first victims was my father, he kept on telling me to do the dishes, kept telling me of how worthless I was and that I was just like my mother, and it got to a point where he finally kicked me out of the house."

"Then as I was roaming the alley-ways in town, I was always being harassed by a group of punks who kept doing the exact same thing that my father did," Sunset said. So, one day I finally figured it out that no one in this sin-filled world will ever care about you or about anything that you do. So, I killed each one of those bastards without the slightest bit of guilt."

Sunset then noticed that one of the other patients was trying to steal Twilight's food, and in response Sunset stabbed the male patient’s hand with her fork, which startled Twilight.

"USE YOUR MANNERS, CARL!" Sunset said as the male patient returned to his seat.

"Sorry about Carl, he's an idiot," Sunset said to Twilight. "Well, I'd better get back to the relaxation room, my favorite Tv show is about to come on."

After Sunset left the table, Twilight just sat there on her own just looking at a picture of her family.

"Mommy, Daddy, I miss you," Twilight said to herself.

"Hey, nice family you got there," One of the orderlies said as he snatched the picture out of Twilight's hands.

"That's mine," Twilight quietly said.

"It was yours," The doctor said as he tore the picture into several pieces.

At that exact moment, Twilight felt a familiar urge in her body, the same urge she got when she killed her family.

"Kill him," A voice in the Twilight's head said. "Kill him...Kill him...KILL HIM NOW!"

Twilight then quietly walked up behind the doctor as he was watching something on Tv.

Then in a split instant, Twilight launched herself at the Doctor and sank her teeth into the doctor's neck.

The Doctor screamed in pain as he activated the alarm.

Sunset, upon hearing the alarm said in an annoyed tone of voice, "What now."

Sunset then went to see what all the fuss was about, then as she saw Twilight's teeth locked on the doctor's neck, she said, "ATTA GIRL, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, RIP HIS THROAT OUT, DON'T LET GO!"

Twilight then ripped out the part of the doctor's throat as she started eating it at her leisure while maniacally giggling to herself.

When the security came to restrain her, Twilight started bellowing in maniacal laughter as she had a strait jacket put on her.

"Well, Ms. Sparkle you just earned yourself the night in solitary confinement," Nurse Red-heart said with a stern look on her face.

Twilight continued laughing like a demented lunatic as she was escorted into the confinement cell.

Even though the orderly suffered massive wounds to his neck and face, he luckily survived after extensive surgery, however he was then promptly fired after Nurse Red-heart found out that he caused Twilight to snap after seeing her torn up poster. Overnight, Red-Heart glued it back together and gave it back to Twilight much to her excitement.

Twilight apologized for what she did to the orderly, and Nurse Red-Heart forgave her.

That same night, Twilight was sleeping in her cell wearing an undone straitjacket when she heard the door open.

"N-Nurse Red-Heart my prescription refill isn't until Friday," Twilight said half-asleep.

"Twilight, it's me," Sunset said.

"S-Sunset, what are you doing in my cell, it's still dark out," Twilight said in a groggy voice. "What time is it?"

"Time to get dressed," Sunset said. "You and me, we're busting out of here, tonight."

"No, it won't work, we'll get caught," Twilight said, still half-asleep.

"Oh, don't worry, I already killed all the guards on our side of the building, they're real idiots," Sunset said. "Now, c'mon, I already scheduled a taxi to wait for the two of us."

"Oh, ok," Twilight said, as her voice sounded like she was drunk.

"Turns out that Twilight had gotten high off the prescription medicine she was taking."

As they finally got outside the hospital, Sunset found a nearby bench.

"The stars are so p-pretty and sparkly," Twilight said in her stupor. "I have pretty fingers."

"Yes, you do, Twi," Sunset said.

When they both sat down on the bench, Twilight finally passed out from exhaustion as her head rested on Sunset's shoulder, letting out a low snore.

Suddenly, Sunset saw a Taxi heading towards their location, Sunset then bolted to the black and yellow vehicle, causing Twilight to wake up a little.

"Hey, look, it's a giant bumblebee," Twilight said as they both entered the taxi.

"TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH, DASH," Sunset said as she put Twilight and her seatbelts on.

"Hey, don't you start blaming me for being a little late," Rainbow said sternly.

"Rainbow, can you just shut the fuck up and drive," Sunset said. "Let's get far away from here before the cops show up."

Rainbow did just that as they all left the area.

As soon as they started driving, Twilight passed out again, letting out soft snores.

"Whose, that, your girlfriend," Rainbow asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE," Sunset ordered as the taxi entered the nearby forest.

Soon, soon, the bloody carnage was about to begin. And so marked the beginning of the Blood-Soaked carnage of the 7 Deadly Sinners.