It’s official. Derpy Hooves is off the air. Hasbro doesn’t want her. The good news is, she’s not the only pony er-only one in this situation. 

Ponies believe in friendship, and Derpy isn’t the kind of pony to leave her friends in the lurch. There may be obstacles in the way, but if they try… if they really truly try, they can get back on the air. Right?

Comedy is tragedy plus time. And the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Crossposted to AO3 here.

Written for the Who Crossed Over My Little Pony Contest, and placed third.

Crossover with Betty Boop.