Sometimes the only way to get a point across to someone is to sink to their level.
To convince Discord he's wrong, Twilight needs a pressure suit.
Also, a gun.

Written for the Quills & Sofas Expanded Universe IV event. This is a spiritual sequel to GreyTheGriffon's story The Bomb Under The Table. Reading that first for full context is advised. You can more or less follow along without doing so, but you'll miss some important context and details.

Cover art by Grey's friend @squidbly on Twitter (and crudely modified by me to differentiate it from the original)