"Seriously?" Shining shrugged. "We don't know."

He shook his head. "That was weird."

"Yeah," Cadance agreed. "It's like everything froze for a second."

"I don't know about what happened, but I will kick your asses!" Sunset smiled.

"What does kick mean?" Shining asked. Cadance shrugged.

"And how will you defeat us?" Cadance asked.

"With chocolate," Sunset smirked.

"Wat." Shining turned to his wife.

Sunset got her super evil chocolate machine™ and then laughed so villainously that it was much better than Nightmare Moon's evil laugh. Did Moony have an evil laugh?

Anyways, Sunset blasted Shining and Cadenza and ruled Equestria.

Author's Note

Yeah, I know, this wasn't up to my usual standards. I just wanted to have fun!

Anyways, I know that those who were expecting an update for The Rise Of An Empire will dislike this to Tartarus just cause it wasn't an update, but I don't care.

Okay, I do. I had this idea of ponies being allergic to chocolate, and it came out as this.

I might write a real story of ponies being allergic to chocolate. This was more of a shitpost than anything else.

And no, I didn't write this for April Fools. I don't celebrate that.

I wrote this for a contest which is linked in the long description.

Might try to write more for the contest. (Is it possible?)

Anyways, I hope you liked this, (and enjoyed the sounds of your brain cells ceasing to exist) and don't forget to like, comment, and follow! And favorite!