
Exciting Words and Phrases Regarding Four-Legged Equine Mammals, and Your Future Business Ventures Therein!
Invest in magic! Conquer Equestria! All this can be yours*! (*for a fee, payable to goat.)
Invest in magic! Conquer Equestria! All this can be yours*!
*for a fee, payable to goat.
Written for the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Group's April Fools contest. Posted because it's ridiculous and today is a good day to be silly. :D
Entered it into Bicyclette's Thousand Words Contest under the Experimental category.

1010 words: Estimated 5 minutes to read
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