Why should you be best Pony?

(the screen flickers on and shows Applebloom muttering to herself)

Applebloom: Cutie Mark Crusaders tongue twisters? Nah, sounds kinda gross. Pie throwers? Nah, too messy...

Announcer: Ms. Bloom

(Applebloom looks startled)

Applebloom: Hiya' miss!

Announcer: Hello, Ms. Bloom. Do you know Ms. Belle? You seem to be the same age as her...

Applebloom: yup! Well...uh...wait...Ms. Belle? Who's that?

Announcer: Never mind...anyway, Ms. Bloom, what qualifies you to be the best pony?

Applebloom: Ah'm cute! And Ah'm a Cutie Mark Crusader! And Ah also rebuilt a treehouse all by mahself!

Announcer: interesting! So...you're a crusader, so you do know Ms. Belle?

(Applebloom looks confused)

Applebloom: uh...OH! Ya mean Sweetie Belle?

Announcer: yes, Ms. Belle, you know her?

(Applebloom smiles)

Applebloom: Yep! Sweetie Belles a good friend of mine! Why, just the other day, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Ah went to the park and Scootaloo's all like...

Announcer: uhm...Ms. Bloom?

Applebloom: ...then Sweetie said "flamingos don't wear hats!"

Announcer: Ms. Bloom...

Applebloom: ...and the pie was ok!

Announcer: fascinating...

(Applebloom beams)

Announcer: Good day, Ms. Bloom,

Applebloom: G'day ma'am!