Why should you be best Pony?

by Otiscat123

Rating: everyone
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Length: 1154

ponies from all over explain why they're the best in Equestria!

Ponies come to our studio and are asked "What qualifies you to be best pony?", and the answers are…differed…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-19 23:41:57 UTC

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash is  leaning back on a red couch. Her hind hooves are crossed and her eyes are closed

The Announcer in an annoyed voice says "uhm, Ms. Dash?"

The rainbow mare lazily opens one eye, and  answers in an equally annoyed voice, "yeah?"

the Announcer sighs with relief, "Good, you're awake."

Dash rolls her eyes, bored, but mumbles, "uh, yeah. What do ya' want?"

The announcer sighs in a bored tone

Rainbow slightly tilts her head in a confused way.

The announcer seems annoyed, but does her job by starting off saying, "Ok...Ms. Dash, what qualifies YOU to be the best pony?"

Dash gets a minorly annoyed look on her face

Rainbow Dash grumbles "You got me here for that? Really? Ugh, well....I guess I'll answer...because I'm AWESOME! That's why!"

Dash leaps off of the couch and strikes a pose

The Announcer sighs again.

Dash frowns.

Dash looks confused, but then her face lights up with realization "...oh! More specific...alright...well..I'm fast, agile, brave, loyal, radicool, amazing, awesome, and the BEST FLIER EVER!"

Dash flaps her feathered wings for emphasis.

The announcer seems to have perked up by now "But, Ms. Dash, you cheated in the Running of the Leaves competition...and you also abandoned Twilight Sparkle at the Canterlot Wedding."

The rainbow mare looks sheepish and her eyes widen with each sentence.

Dash looks embarrassed, but manages to blurt out "Chillax a sec! Applejack cheated too, and Twi's little story seemed so FAKE...nopony believed her!"

Dash stalks towards the screen, and her eyes narrow.

Rainbow gets a VERY angry look on her cyan-colored face "THE HAY! You're recording this?"

The Announcer whimpers out a demand in a quiet voice "Ms. Dash, no!"

Dash's hoof hits the screen, cracking it. Soon the screen fades to black.

Pinkie Pie

(the screen flickers on a shows Pinkie Pie watch a balloon float towards the ceiling)

Announcer: Ms. Pie?

(Pinkie continues watching the balloons)

Announcer: Ms. Pie?

(Pinkies eyes flicker between the screen and the balloon)

Announcer: I don't get paid enough for this

Pinkie: huh?

Announcer: nothing, Ms. Pie. Shall we begin?

Pinkie: okie dokie lokie!

(Pinkie smiles at the screen)

Announcer: Ok, Ms. Pie...

(Pinkie holds up her hoof to stop the announcer from finishing)

Pinkie: Ms. Pie is my mother, I'M Pinkie!

Announcer: Ok, Ms. Pinkie, what qualifies you to be the best pony?

(Pinkie giggles)

Pinkie: we-ee-ell...I'm a party thrower! I love parties! And my friends! OH! And cake! Do you like cake miss? I mean, everypony loves cake! Imeancakeissooooyummyanditseemsimpossibleforsomeponynotto...

Announcer: MS.PINKIE!

Pinkie: sorry...well...I'm funny! And silly! I'm a good cook, a great party-thrower, and I'm friends with EVERYPONY!

(confetti)

Announcer: Turn off the camera! She's crazy!

Rarity

(the screen flickers on and shows Rarity putting up ribbons, moving things around, etc)

Announcer: *gasp*

(Rarity looks over her shoulder, then gently and lady-like sits on the couch)

Announcer: ok...Ms. Rarity, I...uh...love what you've done with this place...

(Rarity beams)

Rarity: Why, thank you dahling!

Announcer: yeah, ok, so what qualifies you to be the best pony?

(Rarity bats her eyelashes thoughtfully and sticks her bottom lip into a small pout)

Rarity: well...I am beautiful and talented in my line of work.

Announcer: which is...

Rarity: I am a well known fashion designer! Oh, and also gem hunter and a wonderful actress!

Announcer: Interesting. I hear that you are a resident diva and drama queen?

(Rarity looks shocked)

Rarity: What!? Well, I never! Moi? A d..d..(spits out the next word) DIVA?

(Rarity throws her face into a pillow)

Rarity: Never! I am a lady of high-class!

Announcer: uhm...Ms. Rarity?

(Rarity lifts her face just enough to look curious)

Announcer: We're done her. Nice to have talked to you...

(Rarity gently runs a hoof through her mane)

Rarity: And you as well dahling!

Fluttershy

(the screen flickers on and shows Fluttershys' blue-teal eyes under the couch)

Announcer: uh...anypony here? No? Well...I guess I'll...

(Fluttershy sneezes)

Announcer: HOLY MONKEYPANTS A GHOST! Oh...

(Shy sticks her head out from under the couch. She stares towards the screen for a second then slowly gets onto the couch)

Announcer: Ms. Shy! You are just too adorable! Have you heard that before?

(Shy nods in a sheepish way)

Shy: uhm...thank you ma'am

Announcer: Anyway Ms. Shy, what qualifies you to be the best pony?

Shy: Well...I like to take care of my animal friends...and...uhm...I try to be kind. Well...I kind of figure I am kind...after all I am the element of kindess and all...

Announcer: Oh? How interesting, well...anything else? I've been told you're quite frightening.

(Shy looks down)

Shy: well...the stare I guess...

Announcer: The stare? Show me?

Shy: Oh! No..

Announcer: please?

Shy: no...

Announcer: please, Ms. Shy?

Shy: NO!

(Shy glares at the screen, eyes red tinted and mouth pushed into a scowl)

Announcer: Holy mackrel, that's a stare you got there...

Shy: uh...

Announcer: uh...well...nice to meet you...

Shy: *wimpers*

Sweetie Belle

(the screen flickers on and shows Sweetie Belle standing with the microphone and singing)

Sweete Belle: and I set f-i-ire, to the rain! Watch it burn as I, set the...

(Sweetie looks towards the screen and blushes)

Announcer: Have a seat, Ms. Belle

(Sweetie sheepishly sits)

Announcer: wow, you're quite young Ms. Belle

Sweetie: uh...

Announcer: anyways, what qualifies you to be the best pony?

(Sweetie perks up)

Sweetie: well, I'm a singer! Also, I'm a cutie mark crusader! I still haven't got my cutie mark though...

Announcer: cootie mark...crusader?

(Sweetie looks annoyed)

Sweetie: CUTIE mark crusader!

Announcer: oh, well...I'm sure you'll get your...cutie mark soon...

(Sweetie beams and looks pleased)

Sweetie: I'm also Raritys little sister!

Announcer: you?

(Sweetie wipes a smudge of dirt off of her cheek)

Sweetie: yes!

Announcer: oh..

(Sweetie looks confused and tilts her head)

Announcer: uh...heheh...nice to have talked to you Ms. Belle...

Sweetie: Bye!

Applebloom

(the screen flickers on and shows Applebloom muttering to herself)

Applebloom: Cutie Mark Crusaders tongue twisters? Nah, sounds kinda gross. Pie throwers? Nah, too messy...

Announcer: Ms. Bloom

(Applebloom looks startled)

Applebloom: Hiya' miss!

Announcer: Hello, Ms. Bloom. Do you know Ms. Belle? You seem to be the same age as her...

Applebloom: yup! Well...uh...wait...Ms. Belle? Who's that?

Announcer: Never mind...anyway, Ms. Bloom, what qualifies you to be the best pony?

Applebloom: Ah'm cute! And Ah'm a Cutie Mark Crusader! And Ah also rebuilt a treehouse all by mahself!

Announcer: interesting! So...you're a crusader, so you do know Ms. Belle?

(Applebloom looks confused)

Applebloom: uh...OH! Ya mean Sweetie Belle?

Announcer: yes, Ms. Belle, you know her?

(Applebloom smiles)

Applebloom: Yep! Sweetie Belles a good friend of mine! Why, just the other day, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Ah went to the park and Scootaloo's all like...

Announcer: uhm...Ms. Bloom?

Applebloom: ...then Sweetie said "flamingos don't wear hats!"

Announcer: Ms. Bloom...

Applebloom: ...and the pie was ok!

Announcer: fascinating...

(Applebloom beams)

Announcer: Good day, Ms. Bloom,

Applebloom: G'day ma'am!