I am Jude

{Jude}

I'm starting to get annoyed at the fact that everyone seems to want to have sex with me lately. I'm not that type of guy, but it seems with Eli, Milo, Ivy and now Lexi, I guess I'm going to be having sex more often. It also seems that Eli, Milo, Ivy and Lexi have worked out a schedule on who can have me on what day. Not to mention, Eli seems to think I should add even more people into the mix, specifically Michael to keep me from going on what everyone calls a demon rampage. If they keep getting on my nerves like this, I might just go on demon rampage anyway!

When I saw Michael come into the room today, I was highly annoyed at the moment. I swear if he starts wanting sex from me, I'm getting up and running the other direction!

Michael frowned. "Wow, you do not look happy today. What's wrong?"

I sighed, "I'm getting annoyed with people wanting me their bed to keep me from going on what they a 'demon rampage' because Ivy seems to think that sex keeps me calm. As a matter fact I don't want to have sex with anyone as long as I live. I have half a mind to lock the door and not let anyone in and I don't care if my out of control magic gives me another wound or not."

"Interesting," said Michael, "I never thought I'd see someone that's angry because having sex all the time."

"Yeah," I snapped, "because I'm not a whore and everyone seems to think I am!"

"I see," Michael said. "I can understand why you would think that way. But you need to take a deep breath and calm down. I guess you should be relieved to know that I don't want sex from you."

I smiled at that thought, because I know Michael wants to have sex with Eli and not me. I wondered if maybe we should schedule out on who gets him in bed everyday and let him see what it feels like. "I wonder, you want to be with Eli right?"

Michael nodded. "Well yeah, but he doesn't even notice that I exist. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I keep dropping him hints, but either he's not picking up on them or he just doesn't care."

"I don't know about that. It seems that all he's worried about right now is this stupid demon god named Logan that's supposedly possessing me. I still don't believe it, not one little bit," I said.

Michael looked up at the ceiling thoughtfully. I tilted my head. "What are you thinking about?"

"I have an idea of helping you stay calm without sex," Michael said.

"And what might that be?" I asked.

"How about a relaxing massage?" Michael said.

I gave him a wary look, "Okay but if you even think about using this as a way to get into my bed, I'm running away as fast as I can."

Michael chuckled, "Don't worry about that Prince Jude. As I said before, I want my first time with a human to be with Prince Eli."

"I'm wondering something." I said.

"What is it?" Michael asked.

"You've really only had sex stallions?" I asked.

Michael nodded. "Yup, it's a long story. But when I saw Prince Eli, I knew he was the first human I wanted to be with."

I laughed. "Okay then, Eli's pretty strong so I can see why you'd want to be with him first. Trust me, you're not the only guy that's been chasing after him. Yeah he's not really interested in anyone besides Milo and me. Of course he's been way too overprotective of me and that's getting on my nerves. Honestly, everyone wants to keep me from going on a demon rampage when they might actually cause one."

Michael whistled, "Demon rampage huh? Actually I've heard rumors of you doing something like that around the castle. What is a demon rampage?"

I sighed, "It's pretty self explanatory. Apparently, when I get angry magic is stronger than anyone can handle. Dad can just barely contain me when it happens. According to Ivy, my eyes turn red like a demon's eyes and I have some sort of roar when I do it too."

Michael's eyes went wide when he heard that, "Really? That actually happens? Well no wonder why people want to keep you calm!"

"Yeah and as I said before, if they keep this up, they might just actually be the cause of it," I growled.

"Prince Jude," said Michael, "come here."

Michael pulled me onto his lap and started to massage my back. I had admit, I'd rather have this done than sex at the moment. Then I heard his thoughts, This would probably be easier to do if he was on his stomach. But he'll probably think I want sex with him when I don't.

I hesitated at first, but then I thought about it, "It's okay Michael I'll lay down on my stomach for you."

Michael paused. "Are you sure about that?"

"Yeah I'm sure," I said.

"Okay then," Michael said.

I laid down on my stomach and Michael started to massage my back. I'd rather have this happen than sex.

"Do you like this Prince Jude?" Michael asked.

"Yes," I sighed, "this is a nice change of pace after what's been happening lately."

"That's good, I'm happy I could help," Michael said.

Michael touched me in certain places that felt really good when he massaged it. Thankfully he didn't go anywhere near my dick, which worked for me.

I sighed, "Man, this feels good. Where'd you learn to do this?"

"Well, I figured it out when I had sex with stallions," Michael replied. "Don't worry, as I said, I don't want sex from you."

"I know, you want to be with Eli," I said. I started to think of a way to help Michael get Eli to notice him at least. I couldn't think of anything because eventually I fell asleep.

* * *

{Eli}

I can sense Jude's annoyed with us. He doesn't want anyone to come near him except for Michael. From what Michael's told me, Jude really doesn't want to have sex anymore with anyone period. Honestly, I kind of don't blame him. I think maybe we've been overdoing on the sex. It almost reminds me of when I'm not in the mood but Milo wants to push it anyway.

Jude has a hard time saying no to Ivy because she's his wife. There's got to be something else we can do for him besides sex all the time. Of course, Lexi doesn't seem to know when to take no for an answer.

I rounded the corner to Jude's room after Night Court only to see that he was on another demon rampage. Lexi was standing there in the doorway looking at Jude in horror because of it.

"Prince Jude, please calm down!" Lexi pleaded.

"NO! I'M NOT A WHORE GET THE FUCK OUT AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE!" Jude roared.

I was relieved to see that Lexi was dressed at least and not standing out in the hallway naked because that would be embarrassing for her.

Oh boy! I thought. Michael did say Jude was annoyed about having sex all the time, but I didn't think he was that annoyed.

Ivy came around the corner to see what was going on and had the same look of horror that I did.

"What happened?" Ivy said.

Lexi gave a nervous laugh, "Well it looks like Prince Jude doesn't want to have sex tonight."

"YEAH THINK?" Jude roared. "I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU GUYS GOT THE WHOLE SEX KEEPS ME CALM THING BUT IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES! GEE, IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY IVY GAVE YOU THAT IDEA! I'M DONE WITH THIS! GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND EVERYONE STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY BED!"

A big gust of wind came from Jude's room and slammed Lexi into a nearby wall. Ivy took a deep breath and tried to calm Jude down but it didn't work because Jude roared again, "NO YOU STAY OUT OF MY ROOM TOO! I GOT AN IDEA, HOW ABOUT EVERYONE STAY OUT OF ROOM!"

Then Milo and Michael came over to see what was going on. Michael watched in horror at Jude's demon rampage.

Michael gulped, "Prince Jude wasn't kidding when he said demon rampage is self explanatory."

"Nope, that's exactly what it is," I said. "Maybe we should just leave him alone tonight?"

"What about-" Milo started.

"Logan's NOT REAL!!! I'M TIRED OF THAT STUPID JOKE YOU KNOW! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M ASEXUAL NOW! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!" Jude roared.

"Yeah I don't think Logan will injure him when he's this upset," Ivy said. "He's so upset right now, I'm not sure if Bunny-Na can help this time."

"Uh, Princess Ivy?" Michael said. "Maybe I can calm him down? He doesn't seem to be mad at me at the moment."

I sighed, "Well that might work I guess. Exactly why isn't he mad at you?"

"Because I don't ask him for sex," Michael replied. "As a matter of fact I have other ways of keeping him calm."

"Like what?" I asked.

"I'll explain later," Michael said.

Michael took a deep breath and entered the room. "It's okay Prince Jude, calm down and take a deep breath. There we go, easy now."

I blinked, because what Michael was doing seemed to work. Me, Ivy, Milo and Lexi poked our heads into the room and were stunned to see that we didn't even need Bunny-Na to calm Jude down this time. Jude was sitting on the bed. He still looked angry but he was in tears. Michael was holding Jude in his arms.

"It's okay Prince Jude," Michael said.

"What? How did you- What?" I stammered.

Michael rolled his eyes. "I told you, I don't ask him for sex. As a matter of fact, I'm not really interested in him that way."

Jude stopped crying and smiled at me. I raised an eyebrow. "Why are you smiling at me like that Jude?"

"I would tell you, but I think Michael would rather tell you himself." Jude chuckled.

When Jude said that, Michael's face turned red. Michael composed himself and cleared his throat, "Honestly, I think people need to stop asking Prince Jude for sex all the time."

"Wow," I said, "I didn't think you were that annoyed with it Jude."

"Really guys!" Jude snapped. He took a deep breath to keep himself calm again.

I racked my brain trying to figure out what else I could do for Jude at the moment.

Jude gave me an annoyed look. "Seriously? You guys really have no idea how to help me other than having sex? And you wonder why I'm pissed at the moment."

I realized that I had forgotten the most important thing about caring for a friend, is to be a good friend yourself. The relationship can't be one-sided like it is now. I held myself back from taking him against his will. I let it be his choice on whether on not he wanted sex. It's no different now. Pushing it is not going to help matters given his demon rampage he just went on. We've all been blind because Jude is good at sex. Jude's right, he's not a whore and I can see why he feels he is now.

I looked at Jude and he didn't even want to look me in the eye at the moment. I don't blame him. He's so upset right now, I bet he feels bad for even showing his anger.

"You know what?" Jude snapped. "Everyone, get out of my room!"

I sighed, "Yeah he's right. We should probably go."

"But-" Ivy started.

I cut her off, "Don't say a word."

"Fine." Ivy and Milo mumbled.

I could tell that Lexi didn't want to leave until she got what she wanted from Jude. That pissed me off because I thought that Jude really needed to be alone tonight so he could cool off.

I sighed, "Ivy, Milo and Lexi we really need to go."

When Lexi hesitated I grabbed her by the shirt and said, "Listen Lexi, he's not in the mood and if you push it he's going to get angry again. Got it?"

Lexi sighed, "Fine I'll go."

Without another word, we left Jude alone.

* * *

When we left Jude's room, me, Milo and Ivy decided to go to me and Milo's room to talk about what to do with Jude.

"I don't get it," Ivy said. "What makes Jude think he's a whore? He knows that's not the case right?"

"Apparently not," I said, "but I can understand why he would think that way because we keep asking him for sex all the time."

"Well, how else are we going to keep him calm?" Milo asked.

"Gee, I don't know," I growled, "Ivy got any other suggestions?"

"I-" Ivy said. She closed her mouth instead of finishing her sentence.

"Uh-huh, that's what I thought. But we're all guilty, but I guess we just can't help it," I said.

"Yeah I know," said Milo, "he's just-"

Milo stopped himself from saying what he wanted to say. Then he sighed, "Now what are we going to do?"

I tried to think of what else we can do to help Jude out. Then I thought of something, "I know, how about we just talk to him like we normally would? It doesn't have to be about sex. Maybe we should get to know him again?"

Ivy paused. "Again? I've been married to him for three years now! So get to know him again? Honestly, I don't think I need to."

I clicked my tongue, I was starting to feel annoyed just because Ivy said that.

"No, I don't mean it that way," I snapped. "I mean get to know how he is on the inside. I mean when was the last time you had a real conversation with him that didn't involve sex?"

What I saw from Ivy kind of made me angry. She looked like she literally had to think of the last time she actually had a normal conversation with Jude.

"Wow," I said with disbelief, "you don't even remember the last normal conversation you've had with Jude? Really?"

"I, um, I guess so." Ivy said. "I guess you're right. We really need to get to know Jude again. No wonder why he's so mad."

"Yeah he's not mad at Michael for some reason," Milo said.

"Did you even hear a word he said before he went into the room?" I snapped. "He said he doesn't ask Jude for sex. He has other ways to keep him calm and he probably has a normal conversation with him. We could probably ask him for some pointers on that."

Ivy sighed, "I can't even believe I don't know my husband anymore."

"Yeah, I know," I said.

"Well," Ivy said, "looks like we need to sit down with Jude have a little talk."

All of us nodded in agreement, starting tomorrow we were going to do everything in our power to get to know Jude again. Although, I'm not sure if we can get Lexi to do that.