I am Jude

{Princess Celestia}

I truly felt bad for Prince Jude at what's been happening with him lately. I couldn't believe how Prince Jude's family members were treating him at the moment. But I also hoped things would be worked out considering Prince Eli and Prince Milo are working to change things for the better. As I told them when I was Michael that there are other ways to keep someone calm mother than sex. I showed Prince Eli and Prince Milo what I've been able to do to keep Prince Jude calm so he doesn't go on another demon rampage, because not every time he does that, Bunny-Na won't be around.

The thing that makes me angry the most is that Prince Eli, Prince Milo and Princess Ivy made a schedule on who has sex with Prince Jude on what day. No wonder why he feels like a sex slave! Prince Eli and Milo have apologized to Prince Jude about it but Princess Ivy has yet to and she's his wife. One would think that a wife would know when she's messed up and to make amends for it.

Another thing that's been bothering me lately is I've been starting to have feelings for Prince Jude. I'm not sure if I should admit them out loud yet though and I know he could hear my thoughts on that. I guess I'm bothered by it because Prince Jude is Princess Rainbow Dash's son. I'm not sure if she would be okay with us being together. So I decided to go talk to her about it.

I guess I was worried about nothing because when I told Princess Rainbow Dash how I was feeling, she fell over backwards on her back and she was laughing so hard.

"I'm sorry Princess Celestia," Princess Rainbow Dash laughed, "do you really think it matters if you have my approval for dating Jude or not? Last time I checked, he's a grown man and he and Ivy have an open relationship. If they didn't he wouldn't be with Eli and Milo. So yeah I think you're just being silly. Hey, if he likes you he likes you. Honestly, if you two wind up getting together, you might want to confess that you're actually Michael."

I looked down, "Yeah that's going to be a hard bridge to cross. It's a good thing Star Swirl the Bearded made the spell in such a way that Prince Jude won't be able to hear me say my real name. The past couple of times I've talked to Prince Jude, he says my mind goes blank at certain times and he has no idea why."

"Huh," said Princess Rainbow Dash, "so it looks like it worked then."

I nodded. "Uh-huh I guess so. There is another thing that's been bothering me lately."

Princess Rainbow Dash tilted her head. "What?"

I told her what's been happening with Prince Jude lately and her jaw dropped when she heard it.

"Seriously?" Princess Rainbow Dash gasped. "Ivy has yet to apologize for it? But she's his wife for crying out loud!"

"I know, but at least Prince Eli and Prince Milo have apologized." I said. "According to Prince Eli, Princess Ivy has a bit of an ego. Because Princess Ivy seems to think it's Prince Jude that messes up all the time and not her."

"Wow," Princess Rainbow Dash said. "Well, I guess that makes sense because she is the Captain of the Royal Guard now and when Shining Armor was in the same position he had the same problem. I know because Cadance told me. She also told me now that Shining Armor's retired he's changed for the better."

"I guess having a position of power can go to your head sometimes," I said. "I wonder though, why didn't it happen to you?"

Princess Rainbow Dash chuckled, "Honestly, I don't know if that has happened or not. I guess I try to keep a level head because of I've been through because of that stupid machine and all. However, I am thankful that Oliver's been able to outdo me on something finally."

My jaw dropped. "Seriously? He's able to outdo you on what?"

"Fighting a battle, the fact that he's stronger than an Alicorn now makes me so happy," Princess Rainbow Dash smiled. It seemed that the very mention of Prince Oliver being able to outdo her at something made her very happy. She showed it by the twinkle in her eyes and her smile turned to a grin.

I smiled too because I'm glad that this time, Luna and I handed over the throne to the right pony. Trust me, I'm sure of that. "You know something, Princess Rainbow Dash? I'm glad Luna and I gave the throne to you. It seems we've found the right pony for the job!"

Princess Rainbow Dash was snapped out of her daydreams by this statement and her face turned red. This time I was laughing because her reaction was so adorable to me.

"You know you're adorable when someone compliments you," I laughed. "Another thing that's kind of annoying. Princess Ivy has been asking me to sleep with her. Not as Michael though because she doesn't know about that. Until she apologizes to Prince Jude, I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon."

Princess Rainbow Dash burst into laughter again at that thought. I felt my face turn red and that made her laugh even harder.

She composed herself, "Wow, you're just in a love triangle aren't you? First you fall for Eli, he says no, then you fall for Jude but you have yet to confess your feelings for him, on top of that, Ivy wants you and you don't want her."

"Yeah and not to mention, Prince Jude has to deal with the Sex Monster Lexi thing and you can thank Princess Ivy for that one," I said.

"Huh?" Princess Rainbow Dash said.

I explained to her what happened with a servant girl named Lexi and Prince Jude, once again her jaw dropped. "Poor Jude, he can't win can he? So what's going to happen now?"

"Well I've volunteered to stay with Prince Jude tonight to try to keep her away from him. As Michael of course, but I'm not sure if that's going to work," I said. "Prince Eli practically had to drag her out of the room to get her leave."

"Wow." Princess Rainbow Dash said. "I have a question."

"Yes, what is?" I asked.

"Why did you wind up falling for Jude and giving up so easily on Eli?" Princess Rainbow Dash asked.

"Well it's not that I gave up on Prince Eli," I said, "he said he wants to be friends and can respect that. But when I gave Prince Jude a back massage and I sensed his power and how strong he is, that attracted me to him in the beginning. It doesn't help that the demon god named Logan is inside of him making his magic go out of control. I hate the injuries Prince Jude's gotten because of it.

"Although I'm sure once Prince Eli pulls Logan out of Prince Jude, then Prince Jude will be able to control his magic more. Of course Prince Jude's muscles are what adds to his power to me. I bet if I had sex with him, he'd probably make it so I couldn't get away from him. There's so many things he can do to me with that power of his."

"Okay," said Princess Rainbow Dash, "I do not need to know what your fantasies are about my son. Thank you very much."

I paused and then felt embarrassment at the fact that I told Princess Rainbow Dash what I wanted to do with her son out loud. "Did I say that out loud?" I gave a nervous laugh. "Oops! My bad, it won't happen again I promise."

Princess Rainbow Dash looked at the clock and groaned.

"What is it?" I said

"It's time for me to finish the second half of Day Court. Anyway, have fun trying to win over Jude," Princess Rainbow Dash said. Without another word she flew off to do her duties as the ruler of Equestria.

* * *

{Jude}

I woke up in my room to Michael sitting at my bedside smiling at me.

"It's good to see you're awake, Prince Jude," Michael said. "How are you feeling today?"

"I'm fine," I said. Of course everyone says that when they've just woken up. It's usually not until an hour or two later when they realize how they actually feel for the day or this case night. Then remembered the stupid schedule that Ivy, Eli and Milo had worked for what days they have sex with even when I'm not in the mood. I remembered that they added Lexi into the group and I just about panicked. "Um, Michael? What day is it?"

"It's Wednesday," Michael said.

As soon as Michael said the day it was now I really started to panic. Today was Lexi's day to pressure me into sex.

"Calm down Prince Jude," Michael said. "No need to panic. That's why I'm here. Prince Eli wanted me to keep watch to keep Sex Monster Lexi away. Good job Princess Ivy, I know it's not my place to say this but I'm going to say it anyway, your wife's a nut-job!"

I laughed, "Yeah you're right on that one. What's even worse ever since she became the Captain of the Royal Guard, she's got a big ego to go along with her craziness. On top of that, she can hear my thoughts too. I guess that makes sense because she's my wife and all. I just wish there wasn't a problem between us right now. If there wasn't, I would have no problem talking to her right now."

I gulped when I heard a knock on the door. "Prince Jude! Lexi's here, why don't you let me in? Please?"

"Hmm," said Michael, "I have an idea as to what can make her go away. But she'll have to actually see it."

I raised an eyebrow. "What do you have in mind? Although I'm really sure that I don't want to know, I'm probably going to find out because I can hear your thoughts."

Michael whispered into my ear his idea. Although I was kind of wary about it because it might lead to sex, I decided to go along with it anyway. I couldn't come up with anything else at the moment. But I did think it was comical that Michael wanted to put a pillow in between us for it so I couldn't feel if he was getting excited or not.

Once Michael and I got underneath the covers, Michael put a pillow in between us because his plan was for us to make out in front of Lexi so hopefully she'll become so annoyed that she'll leave. Before Michael and I started to make out I said, "Sure Lexi, come on in!"

As soon as I saw Lexi enter the room I started to make out with Michael. From the sound of her voice she didn't sound happy about it. "Hey who's this guy? And is he in my spot?"

I stopped making out with Michael and said, "Excuse me? Your spot? The last time I checked you're a servant girl. You have no rights to a person of royalty if they do not want you!"

"But Princess Ivy and Prince Eli said-" Lexi started.

"Does it matter what they said?" I snarled. "I could care less about what they said. Last time I checked, they aren't my boss! I don't know what idea you got in your head that you have every right to be with me when I don't want to be with you came from."

"Well, I um…" Lexi said as she looked down at the floor. "Princess Ivy said it would be a good idea to help you stay calm. So I went along with it."

I rolled my eyes and snapped, "And what happened the last time you were in my room?"

Lexi opened her mouth to say something and then she shut it. I could tell by her thoughts she was coming up with an excuse to blame me for my latest demon rampage.

"Oh hell no Lexi!" I screamed. "You're going to blame me for my latest demon rampage when you were the cause of it? Seriously? Why you little bitch!"

Before I could start to get angry Michael pulled me into his arms and started to kiss me. He still kept in between us as we started to make out again. I didn't know if Lexi said anything next because at the moment I could care less. Even though I could hear her thoughts, I could care less about that too.

Finally after what seemed like forever, Lexi left.

After Lexi left Michael stopped making out with me and we both breathed a sigh of relief.

Michael chuckled, "Looks like that worked."

I nodded. I have no idea why I wanted to do what I did next, but I reached over and started kissing Michael again. He pushed me away and paused when I did it. "What was that for Prince Jude?"

I shrugged. "I don't know, I just felt like doing it again. I guess it felt good that someone gave me a choice and whether or not I wanted to do it this time."

Michael smiled. "I see. I take it, you want to make out again?"

I didn't answer him, I just grabbed him and started making out with him again. For some reason Michael wanted the pillow in between us for that. I almost laughed in between kissing him. I heard him think that he was not about to become Sex Monster Michael anytime soon if he had something to say about it.