I am Jude

{Jude}

I seriously thought it was funny that Celestia was unsure of having sex with Eli again. One would think that sex Eli would be fun especially with that orgasm spell he has. But Eli does like to push you to your limit with that spell. Most of the time he'll keep doing it until you pass out on him. True, it seems a little aggressive but I don't think so. That's just Eli's way of having fun and Eli did tell Celestia who was transformed as Michael that if it was hurting or if she didn't like it, all she had to do was tell him to stop. Knowing Celestia, she didn't tell Eli to stop because she was curious about what Eli wanted to do.

I was sitting on the bed in my room talking to Celestia about it and I asked her if she told Eli to stop. Even though she did say she wasn't sure if she could keep going, she never once rejected Eli's advances. So that being said, she's just curious about what Eli was going to do because the sex was good up until Eli wanting to play his little game with her.

"Would you stop laughing at me Jude?" Celestia said.

I couldn't stop laughing because of what I was hearing in Celestia's thoughts. "I'm sorry Celestia, I can't help it! I keep hearing in your thoughts about how weirded out you are about Eli now. Honestly, sex with Eli isn't bad. I think it's fun, and hey if you can't sleep that's the best thing to help with that. Good thing you're not chasing after Milo. Now Milo is definitely aggressive with sex. It's basically a battle in the bedroom if you have sex with Milo.

"Eli was probably just having fun with you because you were a new partner for him. Trust me, he did that with me after the first time we had sex. I was the more aggressive one back then. I haven't been aggressive that much lately. If I was, I would be making you scream every single time we have. Although I have half a mind to go back to doing that again."

Celestia laughed. "Making me scream is one thing as long as you don't do anything disturbing after that."

I smiled. "And what would you consider disturbing?"

I started laughing again when Celestia started listing what was disturbing to her. Things like tying her up in any way shape or form. So basically you should just let her take the lead with sex.

"I'm sorry Celestia, but you really should learn to give up control on some things," I said. "I think that sex would be a good place to start with that."

Celestia choked, "I don't know about that Jude. Um… Honestly, if Eli were a stallion, I would probably take him to what I call my 'Sex Dimension' for that. But since he's not, I'm not inclined to do so. Although I could take him there while I'm transformed as Michael."

I raised an eyebrow, "Sex Dimension? Now that would be something I would like to see."

"Uh, I'm not so sure you're ready for that yet," Celestia said.

"Uh-huh, sure whatever you say," I said.

I rolled my eyes as I heard Ivy's thoughts coming from down the hallway.

I wonder if Princess Celestia is with Jude? I hear him thinking about her. Too bad Eli won't sleep with a woman. Ivy thought. I wouldn't mind being under the orgasm spell. I like to tie people up when I have sex with them. Lexi loves it when I tie her up! I wonder if Celestia wouldn't mind me doing that to her?

"Uh, Ivy?" I said, "Yeah Celestia doesn't like being tied up to anything. It's disturbing to her."

Ivy entered the room laughing, she laughed even harder when she saw the look on Celestia's face. "Seriously Princess Celestia? Let me guess, you don't like not being in control of things right?"

Celestia nodded, that made Ivy laugh again. "You know what Princess Celestia?"

"What?" Celestia asked.

"I think you're just chicken!" Ivy laughed.

Celestia shook her head rapidly in response. "Uh no I'm not chicken!"

"Oh?" Ivy teased. "You're not? Okay then, I dare you to let someone tie you up for more than five minutes. If not, then you are a chicken."

"I'm not a chicken Princess Ivy!" Celestia insisted.

I joined in on Ivy's teasing, "Yeah I agree with Ivy on this one. You used to rule over Equestria for crying out loud! You handed the throne over to my mother. If you gave up control over an entire country, most certainly you can give some control when you have sex with someone. Although it wouldn't be a bad idea for both partners to make a compromise. I'm sure if Michael talked to Eli about how he was feeling, Eli would understand."

Ivy nodded. "Eli's not unreasonable Princess Celestia. He listens to those he cares about. And if he realizes he's messed up on something like he did with Jude, he will do everything in his power to make things right."

I nodded, "Uh-huh, I can agree with that. He's been much better about how to deal with me lately. If I don't want sex he backs off now instead of pushing it. I apply the same principle to him. If he doesn't want sex, I don't push it. So yeah, if Michael told Eli how he felt, Eli would understand and not push it. He did say that all Michael had to do was tell him to stoop and he would. Did Michael tell Eli to stop?"

Celestia shook her head. "No, he didn't. Okay you got me, but I'm still not sure…"

Celestia trailed off her thoughts and didn't finish her sentence.

I laughed. "Yup, Ivy's right, you're chicken!"

"I'm not-" Celestia started to say and then she stopped herself. "Nevermind."

"Just think about it Celestia okay?" I said. "Besides, either let go of control or work out a compromise with your partner, it's just that simple."

Celestria sighed, "Fine. I'll think about it."

Out of nowhere, Celestia reached over and kissed me.

"Okay." I said. "What was that for?"

"Because I wanted to," Celestia chuckled.

"Hey, what about me?" Ivy said.

Celestia hesitated at first but then she smiled and kissed Ivy too. Ivy laughed. "Thanks princess, now if only you would-"

"I'll think about it Princess Ivy," Celestia said.

"Call me Ivy," Ivy said. "I'm starting to get tired of having the word Princess added to my name."

Celestia smiled. "I understand. But you'll have to get used to that. I've had the word Princess added to my name for over a thousand years now."

"Uh, how old are you?" I asked.

Celestia smiled again. "Fifteen hundred years old."

"What?" Ivy and I gasped.

Celestia nodded. "Uh-huh that's because Alicorns live forever even though we can be killed like everypony else can. Since you're Princess Rainbow Dash's family, you'll be living forever too. An Alicorn's magic only transfers over to her family, not so much with friends."

"So will Eli and Milo live forever?" I asked.

"Well yeah, they're considered family too," Celestia said. "Anyone Princess Rainbow Dash considers her family, her magic will transfer over to them and they will live forever too. Especially since Eli and his partner Milo take care of the sun and moon."

I nodded. "That makes sense to me, either way, I think Michael really should tell Eli how he feels about the sex."

Celestia nodded. "I'll do that but I'm not telling Eli who Michael really is."

"I understand," I said.

* * *

{A bird named Raven}

It's been weeks over a month at least now since me, Crow and Noah have been looking for someone that can see us. It's getting frustrating because so far no one has been able to see us. As I suspected Logan probably cast a spell on the citizens that live in the castle and made it so that no one could see us.

Then as Crow and I were sitting on a tree branch in a forest where we were staying in with Noah we saw him. Logan had finally decided to come out of the shadows.

"Well, well, I should've known Odar would send my favorite sex partner after me!" Logan laughed. "I'm touched, really I am."

As soon as Logan said Noah was his favorite sex partner that made my blood boil. That was another reason among the list of reasons Logan was put under eternal punishment from Odar in the first place. Logan had raped Noah and more than once. Noah had come forward and accused Logan of the crime. There are ways to gather evidence against a god that commits a crime against another god. In the Tree of Wisdom there are crystals set up everywhere, these crystals act sort of like security cameras but they mostly pick up energy of a god's conduct toward another god. If there's any sort of crime committed the crystals will pick it up and store it within their magic. Odar and the other gods that rule with him, gathered evidence of Logan's crime and confirmed that Logan had indeed raped Noah.

Of course when any god is accused of a crime whether it be serious or not a god will stand trial before Odar, Frigg and Feryr. They, along with a handful of other gods, would decide that god's fate.

Logan was already charged with four other crimes besides raping Noah. One of those crimes was killing another god named Balder. Logan was found guilty for every crime he committed and was put under eternal punishment. The punishment Logan was put under he had a huge Anaconda wrapped around him, everyday and every night. The Anaconda was named Smite. Mostly because of the highly toxic venom that came from Smite's fangs.

Although Smite's venom wasn't enough to kill a god it was enough to drive a god insane because the smell from the venom and the venom would leave a painful burn on the god was under Smite's grasp. No god has ever been able to escape eternal punishment handed to them by Smite. But somehow Logan escaped from Smite and Odar suspects it has a lot to do with Logan's wife Sigyn helping him escape. As of now, Odar is in the process of gathering evidence against Logan's wife Sgiyn and she is claiming innocence.

Noah snarled, "Sex partner? SEX PARTNER? You raped me and you know it Logan! How many times did I ask you to stop? I lost count after ten!"

Logan chuckled, "Oh come on, Noah you know you wanted it! And I bet-"

"NO I DIDN'T WANT IT! I TOLD YOU TO STOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!" Noah roared. "NOT TO MENTION YOUR WIFE HELD ME DOWN FOR IT!"

"Oh?" Logan taunted. "So you're a big bad tough guy now. Aww that's so cute! And in case you're wondering, yes I did cast a spell on the citizens in this so no one here will be able to see you. They can see me but not you. It seems my vessel Jude's magic is already starting to push me out of him. I haven't been able to appear to him now because of it. But I like a good challenge, not to mention Jude is very stubborn. He won't recognize that I exist! Of course his magic was out of control before I entered him. Jude's held me back for a year before I could make my first appearance and I've only been able to appear to him to give him those wounds I gave him. Did you get a chance to see my handiwork?"

"Oh I did," Noah snarled, "and I will find-"

"Well no wonder why there's been a disturbance in my chaos magic lately!" We heard a voice say. "And I'm not the one being possessed!"

We turned around to see a strange looking creature. He was made up of a whole bunch of animal parts and it was hard to discern what type of creature he was.

"My name is Discord," the creature said, "I am considered a spirit of chaos and disharmony. I used to be evil and I wanted nothing more to cause the type of magic that goes through me, Chaos Magic. Then I met my ex-girlfriend, an adorable pegasus named Fluttershy. Through her I was reformed and now I want to protect Equestria and not harm it. That includes protecting the royal family from creatures like you!"

Discord pointed his right arm which was a bear's arm, his bear paw at Logan.

"My name is Logan!" Logan growled.

Discord rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah I know what your name is you stupid creature! You don't even deserve to be called by your real name! You're harming Prince Jude! Everyone around the castle is on high alert because of you! Although Prince Jude doesn't believe in you in the slightest. That will work in our favor because we will get you out of Prince Jude and send you on your way."

"Or if Prince Jude's magic kills Logan," said Noah, "Odar did say it would be better for everyone if Logan is dead."

"Seriously?" Logan said.

"Yes seriously!" Noah snapped.

Logan laughed, "Well now, isn't that funny? Odar wants me dead! Ha, ha hilarious!"

Noah snarled and was about to go kill Logan himself instead of waiting for Prince Jude's magic to kill Logan, when Discord gripped Noah in his magic and held Noah back from doing so.

"Look I know you want to kill the guy Noah." Discord said.

"How did you know my name?" Noah said.

"I heard you two talking before I got here," Discord said. "But right now I don't think it's possible for you to kill Logan, without the help of two things."

"What might that be?" Noah asked.

"Well, number one Prince Jude's magic obviously," said Discord, "and Prince Eli's magic as well. He's the one that lowers the moon and raises it."

"Wait," I said, "a prince lowers the moon and raises it?"

Discord nodded. "Yup! And his partner Prince Milo, raises the sun and lowers it. Anyway, the reason why you would need Prince Eli's magic is because he's an expert at exorcism and I believe that idiot creature standing before me appeared to Prince Eli while using Prince Jude's body as a puppet to speak."

"Yeah this place is definitely weird alright," I said.

"Yeah," said Discord, "everything's weird in Equestria!" He pointed at Logan and snarled. "Now you dear creature who I shall not speak your name, because it's so disgusting, if I were you I would go back to your little hidey hole and we'll come for you later!"

"Why you little-" Logan said. He charged at Discord and all Discord did was snap his claw that he had for his left hand and a forcefield around him and Noah. Logan snarled, "So that's the way you're going to play it huh? This isn't over Discord and Noah! Who knows, once I take over Jude's body I'll come back for you Noah and we can go for another round of sex. I haven't had sex in a while anyway. I'll be seeing you soon."

Without another word Logan faded away.

* * *

Once Logan disappeared, Crow, Noah and I turned our attention to Discord.

"So you're telling me that we need the help of Prince Eli to pull Logan out of Prince Jude?" Noah asked.

Discord nodded. "Uh-huh. Now that I know there's someone like you that can help get Logan out of Prince Jude finally, I should be able to lift whatever spell Logan's cast to make you visible to Prince Eli and Princess Rainbow Dash and she's the most important one that needs to be able to see you."

Noah tilted his head. "Why's that?"

"Because Princess Rainbow Dash is the ruler of Equestria now," said Discord, "and Prince Jude is her son."

Noah did a facepalm and groaned, "Lovely, not only did Logan choose a vessel that's a person of royalty, the person of royalty Logan chose is the ruler's son. Nice…"

"I agree Logan is about as dumb as they come. I'm telling you the sooner we get Logan out of Prince Jude the better. I can't speak for everyone else but I'm getting tired of Prince Jude getting angry enough to go on another demon rampage," Discord said.

I paused. "Demon rampage?

Discord sighed, "It's pretty self explanatory. Let's just say when it happens, Prince Jude's magic is doubled or tripled for that matter, his eyes go blood red just like a demon and he roars like a demon too."

"Huh," said Noah, "interesting. I wouldn't mind-"

Discord shook his head rapidly, "Oh no, no, no, trust me, you don't want to see it! Now you and the two birds follow me."

"Um, Discord?" I said. "My name is Raven."

"And my name is Crow," Crow said.

"Okay nice to meet you," Discord said. "Follow me, I'll take you to Prince Eli at once!"

Once Discord led us into the castle, before we could even get to wherever Discord was taking us we rounded the corner and heard someone roar, "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM LEXI! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO TAKE A HIKE? NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE A SERVANT NOW GET OUT!"

Discord did a facepalm and groaned.

"What is it?" Noah asked.

"That would be another spectacular demon rampage done by Prince Jude," Discord answered.

We looked to see the door to Prince Jude's room get blasted off its hinges and a young woman was slammed up against a nearby wall.

"Please Prince Jude," the woman pleaded, "calm down! I'm not here for sex, I just want to talk honest! That's all!"

"I DON'T CARE LEXI!" Prince Jude roared. "I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOU! NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND DON'T EVER COME HERE AGAIN!"

Prince Jude let out a loud roar without even saying anything next.

Noah actually looked terrified at this point and I don't blame him because I felt terrified too. Then something weird happened. I heard a strange voice inside my head say, Hi there, my name's Bunny-Na. I have to take care of Jude first then I can talk.

"In case you're wondering," said Discord, "Bunny-Na was my pet bunny. I gave him to Prince Jude to help calm him down in moments like these."

We looked into Prince Jude's room to see exactly what Discord had described with Prince Jude's eyes were blood red. A white bunny rabbit hopped up to Prince Jude and sat on his lap. The bunny then rubbed his face up against Prince Jude's chest and Prince Jude instantly calmed down.

Discord turned to the young named Lexi and glared at her. "What the hell were you trying to do with Prince Jude, Lexi?"

"I uh, I just came by to apologize to him, that's all," Lexi said.

Discord gave a look of disbelief. "Uh-huh sure you were. You're called Sex Monster Lexi around the castle now for a reason. You pester people for sex all the time even when they don't want it. As a matter of fact you've even gone so far as to try and pester me for sex. You know something Lexi, if you pester someone for sex and you do it anyway when they tell you no, that's considered rape."

"You got that one right," A woman said. We turned around to see a young woman with a small silver crown on her head.

Lexi quickly bowed to the woman when she saw her. "Princess Ivy, I just came by to talk to Prince Jude that's all I wanted, honest!"

Princess Ivy shook her head. "Yeah I doubt that Lexi! What did I tell you about not coming to Jude's room again? He's already stressed out enough as it is and if his wounds act up because of this I'm blaming you for it! Of course, the one day I'm late, you show up. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you arranged this somehow. What did you do, bribe the guards with sexual favors? Nevermind, it doesn't matter, from now on, stay away from Jude's room and those are my orders, got it?"

Lexi nodded her slowly. "Yes, your highness."

"Good," said Princess Ivy. "Now as Jude would always do when he's angry at me, I'm saying this to you. Get lost Lexi!"

Lexi turned around and left, sulking as she went.

Noah's jaw dropped. "Wow, you weren't kidding when you said I didn't want to see Prince Jude's demon rampage huh Discord?"

Discord nodded.

"Discord," said Princess Ivy, "what's up? What brings you here today?"

"Is Prince Eli around by chance?" Discord asked.

Princess Ivy looked at the watch around her wrist and nodded. "Oh yeah he should be here soon. It's almost time for Night Court to end. Why?"

"There's something I need to talk to him about and Princess Rainbow Dash if I can get a chance to talk to her too," Discord said.

"Oh, I see," Princess Ivy said. "Unfortunately, I can't stick around for too long. I need to go take care of Leo, since he's starting to talk, I'm trying to teach him some more words besides mommy and dada. Of course Leo still blows a raspberry after he says the word mommy. I wonder if that's his I don't like you signal? Leo also does that after he says his cousin's name, Color Rain."

Discord laughed, "Well that would make sense, but I did hear Princess Color Rain is starting to speak full sentences now?"

Princess Ivy nodded. "Uh-huh of course she likes to start her sentences with her first which is turning out to be her favorite word."

Prince Jude laughed, "Yeah I can't believe Color Rain's first word was my name! To think mom and dad actually made a bet on it!"

All of the sudden we heard squeals of delight coming from a young child. "Jude, weee!"

This made Prince Jude go into a fit of hard laughter. We looked and saw a young pony. She looked like a toddler and she had a horn and wings. The child's fur was blue and her mane was gray with a white streak going down it. We also saw a man with a gold crown on his head chasing after her.

"Color Rain, get back here!" The man shouted.

"Jude," said Color Rain. "No dad I don't want to stop playing!"

Color Rain's horn lit up and she disappeared. The man groaned, "For the love of Equestria! Can that child take a hint from her mother Rainbow Dash and take a nap for once?"

Princess Ivy chuckled, "Sorry Oliver, but I don't think she's getting the hint! Color Rain didn't get the hint from the very moment she was born!"

"Yeah I know," Oliver said. "She started playing teleportation hide and go seek right after Rainbow Dash gave birth to her. Look mom, I just made up a new game, it's called teleportation hide and go seek weee!"

I looked to see Noah stifling a laugh to the best of his ability. However, Discord started laughing and couldn't stop.

Oliver looked at Discord and said, "Hey Discord, what's up?"

Discord stopped laughing, "Hey Prince Oliver, I'm just waiting for Prince Eli, there's something I need to show him and Prince Jude and if Princess Rainbow Dash is around, I need to talk to her too."

Oliver nodded. "Okay then, as you can see I have to go chase after Color Rain again, see ya!"

Another strange thing happened, a small portal opened up behind Prince Oliver and he was gone in a second.

After Prince Oliver left, Crow, Noah and I just stood there taking in our surroundings in amazement.

Yup, we're differently going to have to tell Odar about this place. I'm sure he'd love to visit once Logan is brought back to the Tree of Wisdom. I thought.

"Okay, I'm here, what's going on Ivy?" A man said. The man looked very handsome, he had brown hair and pretty bright blue eyes and he stood about six feet tall.

Princess Ivy smiled at him. "Oh Eli, I'm glad you're here, Discord wants to talk to you and Jude about something."

"Ah, Prince Eli!" Discord said, "I have something very important to talk to you and Prince Jude about, if we could do this in private, that would be great."

"Okay then, sure," Prince Eli said.

Princess Ivy nodded. "Alright, I must go now. I'll see you later Jude, love you!"

"I love you too Ivy!" Prince Jude responded.

Princess Ivy left and Discord motioned for us to follow him and Prince Eli into Prince Jude's room. Once we entered the room Discord closed the door.

Prince Eli sat down on the bed next to Prince Jude.

"What did you want to talk to us about, Discord?" Prince Eli asked.

"Well it's this..." Discord said. He snapped his claw and Prince Eli and Prince Jude gasped.

I'm going to assume that Discord lifted the spell Logan casted on the castle and now Prince Eli and Prince Jude could finally see us.