I am Jude

{Jude}

I have no idea what's been going on lately. I also don't know why Ivy and Eli seemed to be panicking in their thoughts. They've kind of been avoiding me too. I heard in Eli's thoughts that he was avoiding me at least until the full moon which is Monday. Until then I figured things would calm down. If this stupid a god named Logan is possessing me joke keeps going on, and I don't know how much more I can take!

Celestia and Milo have no idea what's going on either. All Milo could tell me in his thoughts and out loud was that Eli kept saying something about getting some sort of exorcist table ready to go by the full moon which is Monday. Celestia, Milo and I have no idea what that's about. Milo seemed to think it had something to do with Logan.

"Honestly Jude," said Celestia. "I have no idea what it could mean other than that's where Luna did the exorcists and every time it had to be done on the night of a full moon! So that's what Eli and Ivy are getting ready to do then-"

I rolled my eyes. "Oh no Celestia! I'm getting tired of that stupid there's a god named Logan possessing me joke. I don't know which is worse that, or-"

I stopped myself from even saying that I had been raped by Lexi. I didn't want to acknowledge that happened to me either. As Celestia and I sat on a bench in the garden out back of the castle we were discussing what might be going on with Eli and Ivy. Celestia was transformed as her normal self now because she wasn't in my room at the moment.

Celestia sighed. "You know something Jude? It's okay to acknowledge what's happened to you. Also, you really should work on accepting your crown."

She looked down at the stupid silver crown clipped to my belt that I refused to wear. I shook my head. "Nope! Not happening!"

That was when Rainbow Dash came around the corner, she smiled when she saw me. "Hey Jude, how are you doing today?"

"I'm fine mom," I said.

"Well that's good to know." Rainbow Dash said. Then I heard her think, I wonder if Princess Celestia's told Jude about her being Michael yet? If so, I wonder how Jude reacted? Too bad I wasn't there, I would have had a camera with me to record that!

I rolled my eyes. "Yes mom, Celestia already told me! And yes I was shocked. But I got over it."

Rainbow Dash paused. "Wait, what? How long did it take you to get past it?"

I smiled. "Not long, I think it's cute that someone would go that far to be with someone."

"Aww, that's so cute!" Rainbow Dash laughed. "Well, I can't stay long, I have to get to magic practice. To tell the truth, I hate having this stupid horn! I just had to become the Alicorn!"

Celestia chuckled, "And Jude just won't accept his crown!"

"Because it's stupid and I don't want to wear it," I said.

Celestia and Rainbow Dash got a good laugh at the fact that I still won't accept my crown, Rainbow Dash flew off and went to magic practice. As I sat there, enjoying the sunshine, Celestia smiled and put her wing around me.

I don't know what else I can do to comfort Jude, Celestia thought, I think I've done everything I can do at the moment. I'm not going to push him to accept what he won't accept. I should probably just stop talking about it. Although I do think it strange that Eli and Ivy are so frantic trying to get things set up for the next full moon.

"You can say that again Celestia," I said. "But I do like it when we sit and talk like this. It doesn't matter what we talk about. At the moment I'm not really keen on having sex. But your wing wrapped around me does feel comforting."

I looked to see Celestia blushing as she looked away.

"I um," said Celestia, "I'm glad I can help you. I like helping out a friend. I tried to teach Twilight how to be a good friend. It seems I failed at that. I thought sending her to Ponyville to be with some great ponies that I saw interacting with each other would help her but…"

"I see," I said. "I don't think you failed in teaching Twilight friendship. Twilight's the one that failed to actually learn. It's not the teacher's fault if a student doesn't want to learn. That's especially if the teacher has done everything in their power to make sure that the student learns."

This statement seemed to make Celestia feel better. She pulled me closer with her wing and she kissed me. I laughed after she did that. "What was that for Celestia?"

"I just did it because I felt like it." Celestia chuckled.

I snorted when I heard the next thing Celestia thought, Hmm, I wonder though, we've had sex with me transformed as Michael. I'm not sure if he wants to have sex with me as Celestia just yet.

I thought about it and it seemed that Ivy thought it was funny that I had been thinking about having sex with Celestia as her normal self. Ivy told me that she likes me having a dirty mind like that. I've been having dirty thoughts about Ivy and she likes that when I do that too. When it comes down to Ivy I keep thinking about wanting to see her boobs a lot. I noticed Ivy's been wearing shirts that reveal her cleavage more. I wondered if my dirty mind has something to do with that.

"Yeah I've been thinking about that too Celestia," I said. "I'm kind of nervous about that. It was like when I was trying to decide on whether or not to have sex with Eli and Milo. So maybe we should wait."

Celestia nodded. "Okay, I understand. You know what's funny?"

I tilted my head, "What?"

"I chicken out on having sex with mares myself a lot," Celestia said. "Most of the time I had just had sex stallions. A couple of times it was out in public too."

"Okay," I said, "I didn't need to know that. Yes I have seen ponies and humans just sex right in front of me when I was just walking down the hallway. Since I can hear people's thoughts, I heard that it was to bait me into having a threesome with me."

Celestia laughed. "Can you blame them? You are pretty handsome, who wouldn't want to get a chance to be in bed with you? Especially with how strong your magic is."

Then Celestia's mind went into dirty mind mode, Of course I wouldn't mind having sex Jude with transformed as Michael right here on this very bench we're sitting at.

"Okay, at the moment, no thank you Celestia," I said.

Celestia laughed, "I get it, sorry, I guess once people have sex with you they can't help but have a dirty mind because it's so… Um… Good. I guess you could be considered a Sex God? You know because I know what your calling is. It's the same thing as Princess Cadence's is. I guess you could say she's a Sex Goddess because she's the Princess of Love and you… are…"

I rolled my eyes. "The Prince of Love? Yeah I doubt that."

"You still do it, you know," Celestia said.

"Do what?" I asked.

"Cast love spells like it's second nature to you," Celestia answered. "Did you notice you walked past two arguments coming here? There was a flash of light that came from you and poof! The argument just stopped and everyone went back to being friends again."

I gave her a skeptical look. "Okay then, if you say so."

Celestia chuckled, "I do say so."

I reached over and kissed her. I had to admit even though it felt weird having a pony's tongue in my mouth, but I enjoyed the feeling. I didn't want the kiss to end so I kept kissing her. Finally I broke the kiss and Celestia was blushing.

"Well I must say," said Celestia, "not only are you a Sex God, you're a good kisser too!"

I felt heat coming from my cheeks and I guess the look on my face said it all because Celestia giggled.

"Yup," I heard Ivy say. "Jude's a good kisser alright! Yes, I agree he's a Sex God too!"

My jaw dropped when I turned around and saw what Ivy was wearing. She was wearing a slender black strapless mini dress. I marveled at how well the dress fit her curves and the shape of her body in general. I couldn't help myself, I whistled at her.

Ivy chuckled, "Why thank you kindly Jude. I know I'm sexy aren't I? I must say, you're looking pretty sexy yourself Mr. Sex God! I mean seriously, you couldn't find a shirt to hide those muscles you have even if you wanted to!"

Celestia fell off the bench onto her back. She was laughing so hard because of Ivy's flirting with me. I felt my face turn red and she laughed even harder.

Celestia cleared her and composed herself. "I'm sorry Jude, I'm laughing you know it's true! I mean, have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Of course Princess Rainbow Dash is very adamite that you get your good looks from her. Seeing that your real father was a Machine Princess Rainbow Dash is probably right on that."

I thought about it and honestly with all of the craziness going on, I haven't thought to look in the mirror. Not even when I'm using the bathroom.

"Seriously Jude?" Ivy laughed. "You don't even look at yourself when you're in the bathroom? Wow. You do realize you have someone in your bed every night right? I guess you can say that's why me, Eli, Milo and now Celestia just can't keep our hands off of you."

I looked away and I had half a mind to get up and walk away when Ivy came up and sat on my lap. I smiled because she always did that back at AI. She mostly did it when I was panicking about something. Ivy smiled and put her head on my chest.

"You know I haven't really done this much lately," Ivy said. She looked at Celestia and smiled. Celestia returned her smile.

Ivy's smile turned into a grin. "But in all seriousness, Celestia is right about the Sex God thing."

"Yeah, no," I said.

Ivy squeezed my bicep on the arm and I didn't realize how strong I felt until she did that.

"I wonder, how many people or ponies have you walked past having sex right in front of you this week?" Ivy asked.

"I, uh…" I said. Honestly, I didn't want to think about that either. Even though public sex is accepted in Equestria, I'd rather not see it at all. It's not that I don't want people to have sex, I just don't prefer to see it. Not to mention, most of the time it's to bait me into having sex with them. Yeah, no thanks. Thankfully, people have enough common sense to know when the word no means no. Except for Lexi, if you ask me, she's pretty dumb in her own right.

Ivy snorted. "Yeah I know. Eli told me that he and Milo would have sex right when you would come around the corner to their room just to torture you. And apparently they were also daydreaming about how big your dick was."

Celestia laughed, "Seriously? Well, I don't blame them. It is pretty big."

Okay, I'm not here, don't mind me, I thought, I'm invisible. Nope! I'm not here and I'm not saying a word.

Ivy smiled at me again, "Okay fine I'll stop talking about it and Celestia I think we need to stop thinking about it too."

Celestia smiled. "Sure, my lips are sealed. I would say that my mind is sealed too but that's easier said than done."

"I think Sex God is the perfect pet name for you Jude," Ivy teased.

I'm not saying a word, I thought, Nope, no comment.

Ivy started laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes. I guess the look on my face said it all because she started laughing even harder. Finally, she stopped laughing, "Okay fine, I'll try to stop teasing you. Key word, 'try' it's a lot harder than you think it is, Sex God."

"Oh boy," teased Celestia, "when the word of this pet name for you gets out, people and ponies will be chasing you even harder than before!"

No comment, no comment, I thought, At least I can teleport or go on a demon rampage to defend myself now.

Ivy went from teasing me to being serious when she heard that thought. She growled, "You got that one right Jude! If anyone else touches you against your will again, I swear."

Celestia sighed and looked away. "Yeah, it's a good thing the whole castle is keeping a watchful eye on you now."

"That's nice and all but I don't need a babysitter," I said.

"Yeah," Ivy said, "tell that to me, Celestia, Eli, Milo, Oliver and Rainbow Dash! It's not babysitting Jude, it's what someone does when they care about you. I guess you could say it's being a little overprotective, but sure okay. We just can't help it, okay. You are loved and respected here which is why everyone's keeping a watchful eye on you just like what you did for Rainbow Dash when she was doing her out of control sonic rainbooms. No, it's not karma, if it was Eli would be dead by now, you know that right?"

I sighed, "Yeah I know. If the flashbacks and nightmares would stop, that would be great."

"I've talked to Rainbow Dash about that and she's thinking about sending you to a therapist to help you with that," Ivy said. "I'm going to make a suggestion and say keep a journal. That's helped me deal with my problems and I used to it keep my good memories close and of course-"

I knew what she was getting ready to say, so I stopped her from saying, "Yeah, I don't think Celestia needs to know that. But okay, I'll think about the whole journal idea. I mean, how many entries would I have to make in a week?"

"As many as you want to," Ivy said. "It'll be your journal so you can do with it however you please."

I nodded. "Okay then. Like I said, I'll think about it."

"Okay," said Ivy, "well I should get going, I have some things to take care of for Monday. Don't worry Jude, things will get better after Monday."

I felt confused about why Monday was so important but I guess I would just have to wait and see.