Spike has a problem.

Well, it's not really his problem, so to speak. It's fine for him, but for everyone else...

Well, that's not true either. It makes his day-to-day activities difficult, and it makes everyone else around him awkward. To make it worse, there doesn't seem to be a solution - herbs, magic, self-discipline, nothing can do away with the inconvenience that's plaguing him, and by extension everyone he comes in contact with. If only there was a low-tech solution and a pair of skilled experts capable of carrying it out...

Contains: Femboy Spike, hypersexual teenager, excessive semen, prostate massage, orgasm denial, virgin Spike, and a massage that's more happy ending than massage.

A commission for Shallow glass. Cover picture source is 973592 on Derpibooru, by the talented Superkeen.