A smug unicorn, a stressed out pegasus, and a cheerful changepony walk into a strip club.

"Got any openings I can fill?" Wish, the changepony, asks with a smile.

Nano, the unicorn, bursts out laughing.

Midnight, the pegasus, knocks him over the head. "We could use some money."

This is a story about seeking success.

Though she doesn't have as much experience as her rivals, Wish is confident that she can take her team of friends up the social ladder and gain a fanbase of her own. It can't be that hard, can it?

Cover art made by Czaroslaw on Derpibooru, text and visual effects made by me.