Fire Scratch

by Fire Scratch

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Sad, Romance
Length: 1246

A Pony Named Chilly Ice finds himself going on a date with Vinyl Scratch

A Pony named Chilly Ice see's a drunk Vinyl Scratch stumbling on the beach what happens next he has no idea

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-16 16:39:56 UTC

Chapter One: Saving A Life And Getting A Date

                                         Note:I know this looks annoying to read but il Fix it soon ok?

Vinyl: *i stumble over to you in a red panties* how are you *stumble* and what are you doing out here

???: Are you drunk?

Vinyl: a no im not officer

???: *he chuckles* thats good one

Vinyl: *i chuckle a little* so how are you

???: Pretty depressed Wait..Arent you Vinyl Scratch from Equestria's top DJ's?

Vinyl: i am im not octavia

???: Wow you really are drunk arent you

Vinyl: off my ass

???: *He Chuckles* thats nice

Vinyl: why is that nace *with hafe a eye shut and the other open*

???: Your ass is nice *he luaghs*

Vinyl: why thank you *i put a hoof on my ass*

???: *facehoof* Anyway uh you maybe wanna go see a movie?

Vinyl: ok but how about a sneak peek *i smile*

???: Um what?

Vinyl: *i put my flank in your face*

Vinyl: you like the sneak peek

???: *he nods* wow you really are..drunk

Vinyl: well you want me to soaver up

???: Do what?

Vinyl: want me to not be as drunk

???: Oh you mean Soaber up...Yeh

Vinyl: well take me to your house and get me some water please

???: uh do you think i can fly you there without you puking in my arms?

Vinyl: i think so ju...just what *i puke on the ground*

???: well...looks like i can..now

???: *he picks her up off the floor and flys her over to his house nearly crashing a few times from here swinging side to side* Here we are *He opens the door for here*

Vinyl: thank you a what was your name you never told me

Chill: Oh im sorry Im Chilly but you can call me Chill

Chill: Chilly Ice to be specific

Vinyl: o really that sounds like a dj name really

Chill: Actually i have tried to make my own music a few times...and failed

Chill: *He begins pouring her a glass of cold water* Here you go *He passes her the water trying to hold it in her Hoofs steady*

Vinyl: thank you *i take a drink*

Chill: Oh...crap

Vinyl: what is it

Chill: Nothing Nothing *He takes a DJ PON3 Flesh light off his shelf and puts it his closet* nothing anyway do you wanna talk about anything?

Vinyl: you have family around

Chill: No Why?

Vinyl: you asked the question i answered it with another question

Chill: Drink some more Water your still off your ass drunk *He Chuckles*

Vinyl: *i drink the glass of water* so why dont you have family around

Chill: Well my Mom died a few months back and my dad well he killed himself about 2 days after she died

Vinyl: any kids

Chill: Nope im single and a only foal...

Vinyl: o really thats more then what i had

Chill: What do you mean?

Vinyl: im an orphen

Chill: Your a Orphan?

Vinyl: yes no family

Chill: Oh im so sorry *he puts his arm around here trying to comfort her*

Vinyl: thank you *i hug you*

Chill: Lets not talk about family

Vinyl: ok so this is a nice house you got here

Chill: Thanks...oh yeh *He takes a pair of headphones out of his Draws they aren't attached to anything but still play music he puts them around you head* here this is my first piece

Vinyl: ok ill hear your music and give you my opinion

Chill: Thanks *He hits the play button the the side of the Headphones*

Vinyl: *i bob my head up and down* its great i think i could us a pony like you to help with my music prodiction proses

Chill: Thanks that means alot coming from you  *He takes the headphones off of you and puts them around his neck incase he gets bored later*  Ok you wanna go see that movie then?

                                                     End Of Chapter One:Saving A Life And Getting A Date

Do You Even Get Scared?

Vinyl: ok chill lets go *i run out of your house forgeting we're in the clouds i fall*

Chill: oh shit *i nose dive catching you at the last second then falling over* you gotta...calm down filly

Vinyl: well try but no promises

Chill: ok *he chuckles*

Vinyl: lets go *i walk into town*

Chill: or i could fly you there *he picks you up off the floor and starts taking you to the movies which were the other way you went the wrong way *he luaghs*

vinyl: ok *i hold onto you*

Vinyl: sorry i dont have the area memerised

Chill: ok you might wanna hold on though

chill: good *he chuckles and he starts doing turns and flips in the air trying to make you scared*

vinyl: this is fun chill *i hold on more*

chill: *he luaghs* then i hope your not afraid of heights *he takes you miles above the ground and goes into a nose dive turning back up at the last second*

vinyl: wwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chill: your fearless when your drunk aren't you?

vinyl: i now but this is more fun then fear

chill: *he chuckles* ok here we are *he sets you down on the ground* ok so what do you wanna see?

vinyl: a really anything chill

chill: *He is looking for the scariest thing* Uhh what about Pony Massacre IV?

vinyl: ok *i pay for the tickets and walk into the movies*

chill: please be scared please be scared...wait am i saying this out load

vinyl: *i take my seat*

chill: *He sits next to you* please be scared

vinyl: what did you say chill

chill: uh nothing

vinyl: ok lets watch this

chill: ok *The movie starts and the first thing you see is a pony's head cut off and wrapped in barb wire*

vinyl: *i laugh at it*

chill: your fucking kidding me right

vinyl: what was that you said

chill: nothing it doesn't matter the hay ever happened to fillies getting scared though

vinyl: ok *i go back to the movie*

chill: do you ever get scared *he whispers into your ear*

vinyl: no not really

chill: Damnit *facehoof*

vinyl: whats the matter

chill: i just wanted to see you scared it didnt work when i did flips when i went into a nose dive i thought this might scare you a bit *he chuckles*

vinyl: nice try chill but im chill as ice

chill: Actually thats me Chilly Ice *he luaghs*

vinyl: yes i know

chill: apparently you dont know what a joke is *he chuckles*

vinyl: ha sorry chill *we sit throw the movie and i laugh through it*

chill: Your insane you know what *he luaghs*

vinyl: yes i now *i laugh too*

chill: *leans in close to you * *kisses you deeply using a slight bit of tongue*

chill: Mmmm

vinyl: Mmmm

vinyl: *i release use* what was that for

chill: movie was boring me *he chuckles* cause iv been waiting all day to do that's why

vinyl: you've bin waiting to kiss me

chill: *he nods*

vinyl: so the movie's done now what chill

chill: i dont know what do you wanna do?

vinyl: maybe go back to your house

chill: *He smiles and his eyes go wide open as he realizes what you just asked him* Sure lets go

vinyl: *i get on your back and hold on*