A Captain Literal fanfic

by tajjetone

Rating: mature
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Length: 213

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-16 03:59:28 UTC

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Until Captain Literal had found his true inspiration, he would not find the way to actualize himself in any meaningful way. It wasn't that the Captain was incapable—capable would have been an understatement when referring to his incredible psyche.

Perhaps it was the copious amounts of illicit drugs he had consumed. Perhaps it was the raw power of his mind and the speed at which it could process this inspiration, or perhaps it was this inspiration itself, which caused the miraculous prose to emanate from the mechanical clacking of simple ideographic buttons on this genius' keyboard. As he typed away, a thought sprung into his head. A thought that was to change his life; he had suddenly realized that the single most important thing in his life was to produce fan-made prose relating to the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic universe.

Does, then, our material wealth even matter, in the grand scheme of things? The thought ran through the exceptional mind of Captain Literal, barely paid any heed as it rocketed through superaccelerated synapses and

And so it came to pass that Captain Literal produced from his exalted mind and inscribed upon the glorious site of FiMFiction.net an update to his fanfiction, Of Rainbows and Men.

Then they fucked

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