You are Anon, it's 11A.M. and right now, you are pretty damn hangry.

Man, what an awful day today it was, you have just finished working a 12-hour shitty night shift and you haven’t eaten anything since dinner. A hungry Anon, was an angry Anon, and by God, people got the message that you were damn hangry.

Both starved and pissed off by the low-life trash you call customers that you had to attend to while working. You headed back to you house where you knew that the cold delicious pizza from yesterday awaited. You could already taste it... damn, so good.

Now, you might be wondering, what makes this pizza so damn special? The truth is, this pizza wasn't like any other pizza. This particular pizza was from Papa Bless pizzeria

Literally, the greatest pizzas ever made

You parked your car on an empty spot near your apartment and headed inside. Taking the elevator up to the 7th floor, you were famished and looked like a walking corpse, who would've known that long night shifts in a shit job and a trash-food based diet could fuck you up so hard?

Certainly not you.

On the 3rd floor, an old decrepit woman in a red dress stepped inside. Her nails were long and painted in a blood red color, as if she just killed someone with them. Her dress was provocative and showed lots of skin; skin that looked incredibly young on a body so old like hers. The sound of jewelry jiggling following her every step.

Fuck your life… it was Martha, the old God-forsaken lady that refused to die

You didn't have anything against elderly people, in fact, you found the company of your nanny and her old friends very pleasant whenever you visited her

But this fossil.... this eternal walking husk of a person was, by far, one of the worst nightmares to ever blight your existence.

You were pretty sure that her soul died, and a demon took over

"Oh! My goodness, Anonymous! Look at you! You look downright dead right now; you somehow manage to look even more pathetic than usual."

God, you wanted to strangle her

"Yeah, well. Some of us don't get the joy of bathing in the blood of virgins in the afternoon"

"Pah! Again with the sass. You never change, do you? You still struggle with that horrible and monotonous job that sucks your soul everyday instead of listening to reason."

She kept looking at you while pushing the 30th floor button

"I'd rather lose it in a job than sell it to the devil, you filthy demonette" you said with a snarl

"HA! Oh Anon, my dear and ever-loving Anon..."

She grabbed your cheeks with both of her old, jeweled, and wrinkly hands and pulled you closer with a strength that no old woman should have, a damned demon indeed

"Mark my words my love, you WILL be mine..."

The door opened in your floor, and you decided to end this

"Trust me you old hag, the ever-burning flames of hell will have to freeze over for me to ever accept to be your pet"

With a grace of a squirming worm, you slipped from her grasp and walked out of the elevator, but not before turning around and pressing all the buttons from the elevator board

"Have a good day Martha, hope today is the day you choke on dick and die"

She widened her old, wrinkled eyes and tried to reach for you but the door closed before she got to you

"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-"

Her voice cut off by the moving elevator... she might take a while to get to her floor.

You chuckled...

'Well, today is getting better!'

You thought while fiddling with your keys trying to get inside your apartment

It was pretty small, with a main room where both the kitchen and the living room were the one and the same, a small room where you had your bed, and a bathroom. It was no Queen of England’s palace, but it was yours

Of course, you could get some place nicer, you had the income to afford it, but then again, why would you? You had to deal with a few nuisances like the old hag, and maybe some annoying neighbors, but all in all, you were comfortable with what you had

You finally got inside and threw your keys in a little glass bowl and made your way to your refrigerator to finally meet your destiny

The doors of heaven opened with a cold breeze, and you were basked in a pale white light, You looked into the center of it all, and there it was… So perfect, so beautiful, the ever-delicious mighty morphin power cold pizza from yesterday

You mouth watered just by looking at it

But time was of the essence, you could feel your carbohydrates reserves diminishing each second. So without further ado, you extended your right hand to reach perfection

You grabbed the plate it was on, and tried to get it out of its cold prison

Keyword in “tried”

Because the plate was stuck in place

“What the-“

You were now getting serious and angrier by the minute, you pulled and used even more strength, but try as you may, the plate wouldn’t budge

…

With a heavy sigh, you decided it was not worth the trouble. Guess it is time to clean the fridge again…

You were about to leave the plate alone and go for the goodie on top of it, but suddenly, the porcelain disk came off and began to levitate. You were certain that it wasn’t you. In fact, your hand was just merely resting on it

You were dumbstruck, watching as the plate was just flying on its own, as if it was ascending to a higher realm of existence… was this a sign of God? Has this slice of pizza reached godhood?

The next moment, you felt a pull that threatened to rip the plate off your hand

You managed to get a strong hold onto it, but the pull was now getting even stronger, because the next time you felt it, your arm was devoured into the fridge, and you hit your head with the top door

“AGH- MOTHERFUCKER”

You finally decided that 50% of your strength wasn’t enough, and used both hands to pull your food. One hand below the plate, and the other one on top of the pizza, just in case this thieving force decided to be smart and grab the real treasure

You managed to get a few steps back before it pulled again, this time, even stronger. To the point of getting back where you started; With your head hitting the top door

“AUGH! YOU PIECE OF..."

You felt the plate getting sucked even harder

"AW HELL NAH- YOU AIN’T TAKING SHIT, YOU CUNT”

Summoning the strength of 10 autists, you managed to pull back and put your feet to the side of the fridge, now using both your arms and your legs to pull. Veins throbbing through them as your face got even redder by the second

“COME ON, YOU…. GHHNYAAAAAA”

With a guttural scream coming from the depths of a desperate man, you finally pulled the plate out

But you see, weaponized autism is a very dangerous thing, for if it is wrongly used, it can lead to serious consequences. You must take a look at your surroundings first to deem it safe to use

But a desperate anon didn’t have time to do so. Thus, he ended up flying across the room and hitting the pantry with a mighty force that shattered the wooden boards

…

You were dazed. Dazed, hurt, and full of splinters. But the pain was only temporary, the pizza was forever. You weakly lifted one of the pizza slices and smirked

“I win, bitch.”

You aimed the slice with your mouth, and the moment of truth was at hand. But when you tried to move it towards your mouth, you couldn’t move your hand

“…huh?”

Applying more strength, your muscles bulged but to no avail. Your -1000iq brain tried to process what was going on, nothing made sense from the moment you opened your fridge. Pretty sure it was cursed or something, but think later, focus on pizza now

Okay, not maybe that slice now, but you still have more on the plate!

You moved your left hand to grab the other slices of pizza but even that arm was unable to move, stuck to the ground as if it was glued

“FUCK!”

What could you do? Maybe try your legs or some- THAT’S IT! Just open your mouth and drop the pizza! A pro gamer move!

But not even your fingers were responding

With everything to lose and nothing you could do about it, you decided to do the only logical thing a man could do in this kind of situation…

Curse.

“YOU PICE OF SHIIIIII-“

‘Wtf?’

“YOU CUUUUUU-“

‘huh’?

“I SAID, YOU ARE A PIECE OF FUUUU-“

You couldn’t get the words out.

What was going on? You couldn’t curse! Every time you tried to insult this invisible force, you couldn’t get the damned word out!

You struggled with different kinds of words, you used all your knowledge to conjure up all the swear words that existed, and swears that could never occur to a human being. A desperate man can come up with some really incredible and fascinating ideas

You were sweating right now. You couldn’t move or curse, that’s literally everything you ever had. You were on the edge of defeat right now

You tried one last time, but before the words got out, your body began to move. Actually, it is more accurate to say that your body was being pulled towards the fridge. Golden circles glowing around your wrists

“wowowow, nononono, wait wait wait wait”

You weren’t stopping, you were getting even more speed now. Looking inside of your fridge, you saw a black vortex. The lights were flickering on and off and everything began to shake, as if a mini earthquake was happening in your apartment

Man, that was not good at all.

“WAIWAIWAIWAIWAI”

You tried to use your feet to stop your movement, but not even those could move

“SONOVA BIIIIIIIIi-“

In an instant, you were sucked into the black vortex and the door of the fridge closed with such strength, that it reared back a bit. Once it was closed, everything went back to normal.

Author's Note

Heyy, so I did a thing, hope you all enjoy. Sorry for any grammar mistakes btw, hopefully I can get better with each chapter.

Have an amazing day.