Spike - The Kirin Goddess of Fertility

After receiving a kiss goodbye from all the girls in the room Spike joined Rainshine at the door, "It was so much fun spending the night with you all," Rainshine declared "and Spike try not to let more than two more girls into the Haram, any bigger and my bed won't hold us all when you all move in with me,"

"Oh," Autumn smiled "We're all going on a little trip around Equestria, maybe we can find some exotic girls to bring home with us,"

"I'm curious as to your definition of Exotic," Spike mused.

"Not a Kirin," Autumn offered.

"I mean if they're into it and we all like 'em I see no feasible reason why I would ever say no to that," Spike said with a simple shrug "Anyone here has any problems with sleeping with a non-Kirin girl?" Upon receiving nothing to contradict the question Spike nodded.

"I think I can manage that if we should find anyone, not that I'm all too interested in looking but who knows what'll happen, life is a confusing mess, besides the point of this to make sure all my friends know this is who I am now, and maybe ask some of the older ones their opinion on what they think Celestia may have done,"

"Come along now my dear," Rainshine said patting Spike on the shoulder "We have a few tasks to get done before you depart, and I'm sure the rest of your girls have a few things to put into order before your departure.

"We best check in with Moonstone," Smokey agreed as she took her sister's hand to get her attention, "Make sure she's not overwhelmed at the temple,"

"I suppose so," Ash agreed.

"Red, Blue your back on duty outside my room," Rainshine informed them "And should any guardians attempt to get too close, Simply knock on the door and inform me that rules are being broken,"

"Will do Ma'am," The two maids said at once, attempting to do a curtsy before realizing they hadn't yet gotten dressed for the day. Spike was pulled away by Rainshine and pouted at not being able to hear what Autumn and Summer were planning to do with their day.

"I'm sure they'll all tell you about their days once you return to them," Rainshine told Spike confidently, "Now do come along, your powers should be past ready for use, we'll begin with the traditional garden song,"

Spike slowly nodded her head for a moment "So...this garden song, should I know what it is?"

"Oh no, there is no one song, the Traditional garden song is a time when you sing a song and... chose a creature to 'bless' with the task of overseeing the garden," Spike frowned at both Rainshines pause and use of finger quotes at the word bless.

"And what does it mean to be 'blessed' with the garden," Spike inquired.

"Well, it's more of a punishment, as the one KIrin must devote their life to tending to the crop until your spell has cast its bounty across the land, allowing the area you bless to become fertile, it had been known to take several years with none stop attention, as such to be blessed with the Garden requires one to swear oaths of chastity, silence, and requires that one not leave the garden until it can survive on its own,"

"Well...sure to me and you that may sound like the absolute worst thing ever, but I'm sure some creatures are into that kind of thing,"

"Oh my dear darling," Rainshine chuckled "To a Kirin having a healthy Libido by any other creature's standards is considered below average, a vow of chastity is the harshest punishment a Kirin can receive. What's more, Kirin's are very social by nature, you would be hard-pressed to find a Kirin who dislikes having constant companionship around them,"

"Ok, so say I pick the worst Kirin I can find and 'bless' them, what exactly would keep them at their post?"

"To abandon the Garden is an unthinkable sin," Rainshine replied, seeming shocked that Spike had even considered the idea viable "No creature would be stupid enough to leave or break their vow, as they would be instantly banished from the Grove for the rest of their natural life, never to return under penalty of death,"

"Brutal," Spike whistled, Spike was immediately stopped in place when something wrapped around her leg and held her in place, Spike looked down in confusion and found a luscious carnation was wrapped around her leg, Spike stared at it for a moment in confusion until clarification was brought to her once Rainshine noticed she was no longer following.

"Oh, your first flower, how cute," Rainshine unraveled the Carnation from Spike's leg and Spike looked at the large pink flower with a frown.

"So...is that gonna happen anytime I whistle?" Spike questioned with mild concern "Because I can think of any number of scenarios where a magic plant sprouting up because I forgot I could make it happen would end badly,"

"No worries," Rainshine assured her "no matter what transpired any kirin would be delighted beyond belief to be in the presence of your magic."

"I was thinking more along the lines of when I'm out of the grove, whistling on the train and causing a tree to burst to life through the floor and derail the train or something,"

"If such a thing happens we will simply call out what the Princess did and say we are now almost even," Rainshine smiled and patted Spike "Now do come along love, we have much work to do,"

"Oh yeah, almost forgot to ask. How are Twilight and the others doing?"

"Most of your friends have departed," Rainshine said, "I told them they were welcome to stay, but not all of them, your Friend Twilight failed to take the hint and is still held up in my room with the only two I personally feel I can trust, Applejack and Fluttershy,"

"Yeah, Twilight's a bit too focused on herself sometimes, you didn't hear this from me but one time she tried to steal that magic pearl the Hippogriffs use to change forms,"

"That does not surprise me," Rainshine replied without hesitation "Now, first we must find a location for the garden, then we begin the hunt for the Kirin you feel deserves to be 'blessed' as its guardian,"

"Sounds more like a curse, to be honest," Spike said flatly.

"You may call it as you wish," Rainshine informed her "Now, are you feeling a hillside garden, or maybe one with a nice spot by the stream,"

"I haven't really left this place since I first arrived, I'd like to go out and look at them in person if you don't mind,"

"Come along then, Moonstone is to arrive within the hour and escort you to the potential garden sites,"

Red and Blue stood together in the back of the Maid break room, the two were back in their work gear and had attempted to get a cup of coffee, not so much for needing it and more so for wanting it, the two quickly overheard whispering and Blue was gritting her teeth as Red calmly drank her cup of Joe.

"Gonna shove the mop down his throat this time," Blue said angrily as several Maids looked past her and at Red with an accusing gaze. "What?" Blue demanded of them "Got something you wanna say to my friend?" The Maids shuffled away at once "That's what I thought," Blue said irritably.

"It's ok," Red assured Blue "Their words have no power over me because they're the poorly constructed lies from an attention whore," Red took a sip from her drink as one of their fellow maids walked up to them.

"So, we've been talking," She said with an awkward look as she looked back towards her friends who had sent her to talk to Red and Blue "Are you two sure you up for guarding Lady Rainshine's room? there's been talk of you two...abandoning your post,"

"We didn't abandon our post," Red said calmly "we were directly ordered by both Rainshine and the Goddess of Fertility to relocate, anything past that is no one's business but ours," Red Finished her drink and placed her empty mug in the sink, Blue followed after her, keeping a keen on her fellow maids as they made their way out of the room.

"The Grove Guardians should be returning to their rounds within the hour," Red said, her tone still very calm "Let's get to our positions so we don't have to deal with any of them," Red and Blue walked side by side down the hall, ignoring any other maids who they passed on their way.

Red and Blue settled into their positions outside of Rainshines' room just in time for the door to swing open. Spike walked out with Fluttershy and Moonstone, the latter of whom was happily talking up a storm.

"So then I told my dad it was fine, one in every thirty Kirin is Asexual, and he had three other very active kids so even with me out of the loop he was still gonna get Grandkids," Spike nodded, the looks she and Fluttershy were passing to one other told Red and Blue neither knew how the conversation had taken the turn to where it currently was, Spike's eyes sparkled when she saw Red and Blue and she came to a halt.

"Moonstone," Spike said in a calm tone "Mind holding on for a moment?"

"Oh of course my dear lady," Moonstone said instantly as she turned on the spot and stood in wait as Spike turned to Red and Blue.

"Since our paths have crossed I see no reason not to check in," Spike smiled "Is everything going well? That guy hasn't tried to harass you has he?"

"Oh, what happened?" Fluttershy asked with concern.

"My Cheating ex is attempting to make himself out to be the victim," Red said simply "And he's already been spreading rumors but if I see his sniveling face come into sight he'll regret it quickly,"

Both Red and Blue could see Spike going over something in her head before leaning forward.

"Well, alright then, how about a quick kiss goodbye, for luck?" Red and Blue happily obliged Spike's request and Fluttershy awkwardly looked away as the passionate kissing lasted longer than she was comfortable with watching.

Spike smiled as she broke her second kiss and wished Red and Blue a good day at work before walking to Fluttershy and Moonstone.

"That was cute," Moonstone decided "So first things first we'll be previewing a nearby swampy area, barren of most usable plant life and filled with bugs, no worries though a few flames and they'll bug off," Moonstone chuckled at what Spike figured had been her attempt of a joke of some kind.

Red stared at the end of the hallway, she had yet to see anything but she could vaguely hear a few words down the hall and knew he was just around the corner.

"He's here," Blue noted as she stood at attention, "If he tries anything I'll knock on the door and have Rainshine..."

"No," Red decided before speaking louder. "Thunderdust gets your cowardly ass out here now," Red knew from experience that Rainshine's door was enchanted so noise could only be heard inside her room if someone touched the door directly. Red watched as Thunderdust walked out from behind the corner, one of his Guardian friends walking up with him.

"Red," Thunderdust said in a mocking tone "Love the new name honey, gotta say I'm left speechless at this heart stabbing betrayal, cheating on me with a Goddess, I'm hurt baby, how could you have don-"

"Dip shit," Blue cut in abruptly "I was the one who shoved a mop in your face,"

"Oh," Thunderdust dropped his sob story and shrugged "Gotta admit though, the newer version is way more interesting, cheated on by a Goddess, bet I'll get major pity points in the bar tonight, In fact, I already have,"

"What do you want?" Red demanded curtly.

"Why, I'm here to tell you I'm willing to forgive and forget, Come back to me and leave that Woman stealing Goddess," Red stared blandly at Thunderdust, who smiled at the look on her face. "Of course, if you don't get back with me, I guess I'll have no need for all those photos I have of you, I'll just have to hand them out to the staff, bet your Goddess won't be too fond of you once she sees a picture of my dick in your mouth,"

Blue looked at Red and the look on her face mixed with the flames sprouting up around her body indicated Red had not been a willing participant in the photo taking.

"You didn't," She said angrily.

"what can I say," Thunderdust chuckled "I need attention, and you're a heavy sleeper, and the Photos were just a little bit of insurance if you'd like, I was gonna use them against you a few weeks back but I had to get them developed, and once they came in this Goddess shit happened and when I found out you whored out to her I saw my opportunity and took it,"
Thunderdust licked his lips with a smile "Just imagine, me forgiving you, and you apologizing by letting that sexy piece of ass you live with joining us in the action, a perfect little three-way, After that then maybe you can go, If I don't think of anything else in the Meanti-Ah, not so fast," Thunderdust bolted to the side as Blue attempted to sneak past him and grab a mop. "Not this time Bitch,"

"You have no right to stop me," Blue countered, already trying to come up with a plan to have Spike and the others help her destroy the photos "You not allowed in this hallway, get the fuck out,"

"Oh, now that I'm getting a good look at her," Thrunderdust's eyes Blue for a moment "How about we exchange Roomie for this hot piece of ass unless you want your friend's nudes to be leaked to the entire Staff, come on baby," Thunderdust reached out and forcefully grabbed Blue's Muzzel, Red Lit her horn, only to be forced to the ground by Thunderdusts companion. Blue attempted to force herself away and Thunderdust leaned forward, There was a Loud crack and Thunderdust fell back as Blue slammed one of her flaming legs into Thunderdust's groin, Thunderdust spat on the ground and without hesitation swung at Blue.

Blue shut her eyes and braced for the punch, instead of feeling a punch she instead heard the sound of a fist cracking against someone else's face, Blue opened her eyes and found her vision blocked by a pink Mane.

Thunderdust and the rest of those present all stared dumbfounded at Spike, who had appeared in front of Blue as soon as Thunderdust had swung his fist. Spike stood her ground as the fist dug into her eye.

"What the Fuck?" Thunderdust asked in confusion as he backed away, Spike lit her horn and tossed Thunderdust's companion into the wall face first. He crumpled to the ground and Red was able to move again. She rushed to Spike's side and Blue made Spike look at her.

"I didn't know you could Teleport," Red said with a mixture of shock and pride.

"I can't," Spike declared "I blessed you with a protection charm, I just thought of it when I was leaving with Rainshine, it's what the kisses were for, Now if anyone tries to hurt you, I'll be teleported in front of you," Spike stood proudly before wincing as Blue lightly touched her black eye. "Pretty Obvious I thought it up on the spot, oww," Spike rubbed her face before turning to Thunderdust, who looked completely bewildered.

"You," Spike said in a very calm tone as her ears burst into flames "You tried to punch my Baby Blue,"

"Hey, whoa I didn't know she was spoken for, honest mistake, tripped and all that," Thunderdust tried to back away and Blue briefly considered telling Spike he had attempted to sexually assault her but remembered the terror of being near Rainshine when she had gone up in Smoke and was afraid Spikes divine flames could eat away at the enchantment keeping the Grove from burning down.

"Oh, you tripped?" Spike chuckled "Is that right?"

"Yeah," Thunderdust composed himself, taking note that despite being slightly taller than him he had still left her with a shiner and figured he could take her in a fight if it came down to it, "In fact, I'm here to talk with your friends here about cheating on me with that Skank of a Goddess,"

"A...a what?" Spike asked in confusion before turning to Blue and Red inquisitively "I..I've never heard that word before, should I take it as an insult?"

"Look, how about you and I talk this out?" Thunderdust smiled "I'm sure we can come up with a fair penance for breaking my heart, of course, if you'd rather not I'd have to leak Red's nudes, so..." Spike stared blankly at Thunderdust before walking up to him and staring him dead in the eye with a very serious look.

"You will destroy all of those Photos,"

"Or what?" Thunderdust chuckled "You itching to get another Black eye bitch?"

Spike took a deep breath"Let's ask Rainshine about that 'or what shall we?" Spike turned to the door, only to be stopped by a loud ripping sound, Spike looked down and found herself topless with Thunderdust holding her golden top.

"Opps," Thunderdust reached out to try and grip one of Spike's breasts "I tripped again," Red and Blue Immediately Pulled Spike as far from Thunderdust as they could and hit the door, Thunderdust rushed down the hall and Spike lit her horn, after finding she couldn't grab him for some reason she tied her robe shut and rushed after him at full speed, quickly outpacing him and kicking his hooves out from under him.

"Help," He screamed at the top of his lungs "Some psycho whore is trying to rape me,"

"You ripped my top off," Spike spat back angrily.

"Prove it," Thunderdust countered as he threw Spike's golden top aside. "You took it off and threw it at me to frame me, your just siding with that cheating bitch Red, you forcefully dragged me and my friend down that hall, and I have witnessed, so I'm leaving or you'll be the new talk of the town Pinky,"

"Now I'm just more pissed," Spike spat back as she began flaming up again "Trying to Brining Pinkie Pie into this for no fucking reason," Before Spike could do more a large hand rested on her shoulder.

"What is happening here?" Rainshine demanded, anger flaring in her eyes as she looked at the Blackeye on Spike's face.

"This crazy bitch dragged me and my friend down the hall," Thunderdust said instantly "There trying to frame me to help my ex get away with cheating on me,"

"Oh?" Rainshine leaned in "And why pray-tell would the Goddess of Fertility drag you and your friend down my hallway?" Thunderdust visibly deflated and slowly turned to Spike, who had her back to him as she put her top back on. "I will not repeat my question," Rainshine said in a calm rage.

"I...well...funny story actually..."

"I placed a blessing on Blue and Red," Spike said simply "When he tried to punch Blue in the face again," Rainshine snapped her head to Spike at the word again "I appeared in front of her and he proceeded to deck me in the face instead, then he tore my top off and tried to grope me, and then he threatened Pinkie Pie, last one just kind of came out of nowhere, to be honest,"

"Now just a moment," Thunderdust took a step back "Let's talk about this amicably,"

Rainshine lit her horn and, after a moment of nothing gritted her teeth "A Member of the Grove Guardians, one of my Guardians, assaulted my dear Spike," Thunderdust turned on the spot and attempted to run, only for Rainshine to grab him and slammed him into the nearest thing she could see.

"Dam," Spike whistled as she watched Thunderdust murmur in unconscious from a Trash can "you slam-dunked his ass,"

"I'll have him and his cohort taken to the dungeon," Rainshine said angrily "after which a Trial shall be held and..."

"Naw," Spike waved her off "I have a way better idea," Rainshine looked down to Spike who smiled sweetly at her "I'll just make them both Gardeners and use both Garden plots,"

"Oh Sweety," Rainshine instantly changed her posture and tone and patted Spike on the head "That's a marvelous idea," Rainshine and Spike turned as Moonstone and Fluttershy rushed down the hall.

"Oh, oh man," Moonstone took several deep breaths "Oh again with this, oh, I didn't know you could teleport, I take it one quick look was all you needed to make your decision then?"

"I didn't know you could Teleport," Fluttershy said as she patted Moonstone "Maybe next time you can take us with-oh, my heavens what happened to your eye?"

"Oh no that was the results of a poorly thought out defend blessing," Spike said simply.

"Hey, who's the shmuch in the bin?" Moonstone questioned as she looked over at Thunderdust. Rainshine walked over to him and pulled off a decorative ring, crushing it to dust in the palm of her hand. "Oh, guess he was a member of the Grove Guardians then,"

"Wait is that like the Grove Guardians' entire uniform?" Spike demand in confusion "a Ring?"

"An Anti-Magic Ring," Rainshine said simply "There is no better way to apprehend a criminal than with forces that can't be touched with magic, nine times out of ten most criminals make their plans with magic in mind, although the anti-magic part if a closely guarded secret that even the Grove Guardians are sworn to keep quiet about on that of severe fines, so keep it on the low down,"

"What did this mook do?" Moonstone asked as she poked Thunderdust to check if he was alive.

"Tried to sexually assault me," Spike said simply.

"Oh...oh...oh," Moonstone looked like she wanted to kick him but failed to figure out how to do so to someone stuffed in a trash bin. "Eh, I know most of the judges in the area, I'll just make sure he gets a bad trial,"

"Oh no, he's going to be one of the Kirin I bless to be the Gardener,"

"Oh, Brilliant," Moonstone cheered as Blue and Red Dragged the second culprit to Rainshine so she could destroy his ring as well, "Not only a fitting punishment but of course, the best option was to just use both plots of land as a Garden, I would have just made one Gardner tend to both over a period of time,"

"Oh, I kind of like that option better," Spike chuckled "Second thought take that nameless dude there and have your vengeance on him Rainshine, the other guy will tend to one Garden, and then immediately tend to the other once his duty to the first is done," Spike patted Moonstone on the back. "Well done, I'd offer to express my gratitude but I'm not entirely sure how to do that with you, seeing as your Ace and my Gratitude seems to mostly be sexual nowadays,"

"Oh, I would love the honor of preparing for the traditional Garden ceremony, I've read every book on the subject, and I'd have it all ready by sunset,"

"Done deal," Spike decided, Moonstone gave a squeal comparable to that of Schoolgirls and immediately picked Thunderdust up, trashcan and all.

"Oh happiest days, I'll get started right away," The group watched her run away with new vigor in her step.

"She'll be gasping for air by the time she gets back to her temple," Spike chuckled as she turned to make sure Blue and Red were okay, with the latter two mostly concerned about Spike's shiner.

"Oh, my," Fluttershy murmured in a near whisper of a tone "What a hectic experience,"

"Yes," Rainshine agreed, making Fluttershy jump at having been heard "Shame your Alicorn Friend is too busy plotting to look out and notice, sadly she seems lost in her own personal delusions, poor thing's probably falling to the fear of running a country alone now that I've stolen her 'assistant' from her. I'd almost feel bad had Spike not been stolen from us first, and had her knee-jerk reaction not been one born of a selfish single-minded pursuit of what she alone saw as right, not a good sign for a newly budding ruler,"

"Twilight has proven time and time again she has the interest of others in her heart," Fluttershy defended, Rainshine looked at her and she shied away from her gaze, "But when she does make a mistake she has problems accepting she may be wrong and tends to barrel down that path regardless of what others say,"

"It's quite sad," Rainshine said simply "She could be great, but she's been thrust into the mantel too soon and should attempt to barrel down the path of attempting to steal Spike from me, there will be consequences felt for years to come," Rainshine turned away from Fluttershy and picked up the nameless Kirin and dragged him away, taking him to the grove guardians personaly.

"Are you sure you'll be ok?" Red asked with concern in her voice.

"Oh no worries," Spike waved her off "I'm sure I'll be good as new in no time,"

"Still," Blue pouted "I want you to promise me you'll think up a better blessing to replace this one, I don't want you getting any more black eyes because of me,"

"T'wasn't your fault," Spike said confidently with a grin from ear to ear "T'was that twats fault,"

"Would you like us to keep you company?" Blue questioned, "Kiss it to make it better?"

"No," Spike turned down, albeit reluctantly "I can't just hide away every day and have mindless sex, no matter how much I wanna, you to go work your work and then spend your day your way, I'll be back at the room as soon as I can be," Spike gave them both a blessings kiss and turned back to Fluttershy.

"Flutters old girl," Spike cheered "What say we go grab a bite to eat and see the town? We can even invite Aj and Twilight if there up for it,"

"I would like that," Fluttershy decided "So long as Twilight promises not to cause a scene,"

"She seems better," Spike said confidently as Red and Blue left to go inform the cleaning staff they would be needing a new trashcan as the old one had been seized by the church. "Granted she failed to notice my existence when I was in the room waiting for Moonstone, mostly she was just standing on the balcony staring out across the grove,"

"I think she's up to something," Fluttershy said nervously.

"Don't be silly, of course, she's up to something, she's gone off the deep end, I think she's jealous this body has me tied in first place with you for the biggest set if you catch my meaning," Fluttershy looked over to Spike with mild confusion and she chuckled "Dah, nevermind, Rainbow will get it," The two walked into Rainshines room and Found Applejack sitting on the foot of the bed inspecting where she had been punched, was not even a bruise remained to prove it had happened.

"Dam, Kirins have perfected burn cream," She decided upon confirming no marks had been left on her body from the incident.

"Applejack," Spike cheered " Fluttershy and I are going out for lunch, care to join us?" Applejack got to her feet and stretched.

"Sure, that long nap has me feeling sluggish, a good walk to build up the appetite should help me beat the sleep away," Applejack looked out towards the balcony and both Spike and Fluttershy followed her gaze to Twilight who had her hands behind her back and was staring intently at the grove.

"She called someone," Spike decided confidently "Waiting for them to come and help her kidnapped me I suppose," Spike sighed before calling out "Twilight I can only do so much, if you keep harassing the Kirin and myself I can only forgive so much," Spike waved and made her way out of the room, Twilight failing to acknowledge she had heard her. "Come along then, let's go see the town shall we?"

Twilight stood her spot as Spike and her remaining friends left, she stood on the balcony silently, waiting for her backup to arrive.