Spike - The Kirin Goddess of Fertility

Spike sighed as she let the hot water wash over her body, she sat comfortably in Rainshines Olympic pool of a bath, she floated in the middle of the hot water surrounded by an absurd amount of bubbles. Spike was so deep in the bubbles that she could neither be seen nor see anything but water and bubble.

"My Lady," Red called out from the edge, all of Spikes Harem stood sat in the sallow section in a small area free of bubbles "Are you ok?"

"I fucking love this," Spike declared with a merry laugh, her voice indicating she was in the deeper part of the bath.

"I can tell," Blue noted with a sigh, with all of the girls having finished cleaning themselves almost an hour prior they had hoped for something to become of the bath but had quickly found that Bath sex wasn't something Spike liked, having stated that being neck-deep in water was kind of a turn-off.

"I bet she'd go for shower sex," Ash suggested.

"Oh but listen to her," Autumn said with a grin as Spike used her magic to warp the bubbles around her and laughed as they all tumbled back onto her, "This is the first time I've ever seen her happy about something other than sex and food," As the girls watched Spike enjoy her bath a slow feeling of unease spread among them as Autumns words filled their minds with something they hadn't really taken the time to think about before that moment.

"What does she like?" Summer asked in a worried tone, setting up a small Magic Barrier to keep Spike from overhearing them.

"When we first met She was delivering a barrel of Apple cider," Summer noted as she racked her brain in an attempt to think of something, "but past that I've never seen her do anything other than spreading her love to us,"

"This is bad," Blue groaned, "all we know is what she's bluntly told us, She likes sex, food, and long bubble baths,"

"Let's just ask her," Autumn decided confidently.

"And admit we just now thought about it!?" Smoke demanded "this makes us looks shallow,"

"Relax," Red said as she got up "I got this" the group watched as Red swam out to Spike and took up a position next to her. "So," Red said calmly, pulling Spike's attention away from the bubbles "Besides seeing your Friends and Family do you have any plans for when we're out on our trip across Equestria?"

"Oh you know, might grab an enchanted Comic book or two at Canterlot, See if I missed anything good with Hoof ball, Oh I also gotta grab my stuff from my room in Canterlot,"

"Oh, you lived in Canterlot?" Red asked curiously as more of the girls began slowly moving in on them, "Smoke mentioned she and Ash met you at the school in Ponyville,"

"Yeah," Smoke confirmed as she attempted to float on her back "She was bringing a Barrel of Cider to a Big Red Earth Pony," Smoke made a noise of frustration as her lower body sank back beneath the surface.

"My old buddy Big Mac," Spike informed before chuckling "Man he is gonna have a stroke when he sees me," Spike stopped floating and waded towards Smoke in an attempt to help her float while the other girls grouped up.

"So I got Comic Books, Hoof ball, and she has a home somewhere in Canterlot," Red informed quietly.

"Alright, it's a start," Autumn said confidently, "I know a nice little place that sells comics here in the grove, I use to date the guy who runs it, me and Summer can go pick out a couple for her,"

"I have no idea what hoof ball is," Ash said simply, "But maybe Applejack or Fluttershy might know?" Ash shrugged "Worth a shot, I'll take Smoke with me to ask if they know about any big news on the subject,"

"Alright, Blue and I will keep our lady company so she doesn't suspect anything is up, the rest of you are tasked with getting comics and figuring out what exactly hoof ball is and if it's something we can bring to her," A loud cheer drew their attention as Smoke floated next to Spike on the surface of the water.

"How much longer do you think she'll be doing this?" Blue questioned as Spike began playing with the bubbles again.

"I suspect however long it takes for magical bubbles to dissipate," Summer said as she began playing with the bubbles, "I suspect an hour or two longer unless she starts feeling frisky and has us move to the showers, in that scenario we could be here for the rest of the day,"

Twilight stood at the Train station expectantly as she waited, knowing her brother was fast approaching her position she had sent out a spell to look for him and had come to the station as soon as possible as she felt him and Cadance nearing the grove. Twilight spotted the Crystal Train barreling down the tracks, the train screeched to a halt, and almost instantly Shining burst out.

"Where is he?" Shining demanded with a look of concern etched on his face as Cadance followed him calmly.

"Relax," She said, speaking to Shining but staring at Twilight "Twilight, you didn't do anything crazy did you?"

"I haven't done anything that wasn't necessary," Twilight responded calmly.

"Alright, so I'm guessing it's safe to assume you've either angered the Kirin or offended them in some way at the very least?"

"All I did was try to take Spike home," Twilight said in defense, "But they stopped me and took him away again, now they're trying to convince him that Celestia is the bad guy in this scenario!"

"Alright," Shining turned back to the train and whistled, following his call several dozen Crystal Pony Guards filled out the train "Let's go get my brother back,"

"Shining," Cadance said testily "We are not bringing an armed escort the size of a small army with us to speak to the Kirins about getting Spike,"

"It's just a safety precaution," Shining said with a smile "We'll only bring a handful, the rest are on standby, just in case they refuse to see reason or should they become violent, We do have two Princesses here after all,"

Cadance took a slow deep breath "Shining, you're letting your emotions dictate your actions instead of logic, we should look at both sides of the story, not just assume our side is right because it's the side we started on,"

"They turned Spike into a walking fetish," Twilight said angrily.

"And is Spike into that fetish?" Candace countered.

"That's not relevant," Twilight countered "What is relevant is that there showering him with pointless sex to keep him from seeing reason,"

"Twilight," Cadance walked forward and put her hand on top of Twilight's head, Twilight's Mane was a disorderly mess in her hand, "You look like you haven't slept in several days, And your eyes tell me it might be longer than that,"

"How can I sleep here?" Twilight demanded, "What if they try to turn me to!?"

"Twi," Cadance repeated "Get on the train, follow the guard, and get some sleep," Twilight made to argue but Cadance just patted her head "Sleep," She repeated, the repeated use of the word making Twilight feel the fatigue she had been forcing back with magic.

"Maybe...maybe for just a few minutes," Twilight agreed as several Guard members diligently lead Twilight to a place for her to rest her head.

"Alright," Candace clapped her hands "Let's go talk with them, and let's be peaceful about it, Celestia knew this would happen to Spike specifically so if this really is a problem she would have done something to prevent it," Shining looked at his wife in silence and she blushed slightly "Alright well maybe she does have a history of not preparing for future problems quite as well as she should, but still, I would like to hear both sides of the story before we march into the Kirin's home with an armed force,"

"The armed forces are staying back," Shining cut in "You and I will have a very small group escort us while we talk to Rainshine, if us having a fair sized armed force waiting for us at the station should come up then so be it," Shining motioned with one hand an a group of 3 male guards and one female guard broke apart from the group and filed in behind him. Cadance simply shook her head.

"Why must you be so stuborn?" Cadance demanded of him as they head out in the direction of the Grove with the aid of a dirt trail and a sign.

"You know you love it," Shining chuckled in response.

Spike left the Bathhouse stretching, at his side where Blue and Red, the rest of her girls had left a few minutes prior to go and do a few personal things, and Spike had quickly lost interest in the bubble bath without them there to keep her company.

"Welp, what do you guys feel like doing?" Spike questioned as she looked at her two remaining partners.

"Oh, I'm happy just following you about your day," Red assured Spike.

"Quite so," Blue agreed.

"Oh," Spike frowned as she scratched her chin, trying desperately to think of something to do other than Sex with her two maids "Wanna play a Board game?" Spike offered "I've always loved me a good old-fashioned game night,"

"Gladdly," Red agreed, Spike clapped her hands together with a smile.

"Great, lets go ask Rainshine if she has any," the journey to Rainshines room was fairly uneventful until the group arrived at the door and found two pony guards standing by the door. Spike only sighed, figuring Twilight was up to something, Spike made to go in and see who had been roped into Twilight's scheme, only for two Spears to block her from touching the door, Red and Blue both immediately sparked at the hostile gesture.

"By order of Captian of the Royal Guard Shining Armor this room is off-limits until futter notice, Move along citizen," They said in unison.

"By order of..." Spike groaned "You don't have any authority here guys, in fact your kind of breaking Kirin law just being here,"

"As members of the Royal Guard, Crystal Empire division three, we have the right to break or ignore any rules or laws in Equestria so long as directly ordered to do so by a Princess, Move along Ma'am,"

"Equestria is about 20 minutes that way," Spike shot back irritably, "This is Kirin Country, you have no jurisdiction in any way, now get the hell out of my way,"

"We are warning you, ma'am," One of the Guards said as they both pointed their spears at Spike. "We are authorized to use force to keep you at bay," Spike was ready to stand her ground when she suddenly felt the temperature of the room skyrocket as two new sources of light burst forth behind her.

Rainshine sat at her desk with her arms crossed and a less than pleased look on her face as Shining stared her down smugly and Cadance just slowly shook her head while covering her face, doing her best not to look at her husband.

"Did you just threaten to march an Army across my Grove?" Rainshine demanded irritably.

"Yeah," Shining Confirmed "Now give me back my brother, because I think we both know how a fight will end,"

Rainshine slowly nodded her head before shaking it "No, I don't think both of us do," Rainshine countered as she got to her feet "You are aware that the literal only reason I'm not already at war with you is because Spike fought fiercely on your behalf, and should Spike be taken form me by any means other then her own will I will immediately begin burning your country to the ground personally until I find her,"

"Her?" Cadance asked suddenly very interested "Oh sweet Celestia I can't wait to see her," Shining turned to say something to his wife only for the door to the room to burst open as both guards were sent hurtling into the wall across the room by magic.

"Calm down," Spike demanded, having chucked the guards to keep them from being burned. "I doubt they were really gonna stab me,"

"I don't care," Red snapped, her voice sending a chill of unease down the spine of all the ponies in the hearing distance "No one shoves a spear in my darling's face and lives to tell about it,"

"And that's a totally understandable reaction," Spike assured them having put up a Barrier wall behind her that both Red and Blue were effortlessly pushing forward "But murdering two Equestrian guards will not help me end this problem peacefully,"

"You see," Rainshine added "There's Spike, Still trying to convince us we should be at peace with you even though two of your guards just tried to stab her,"

"Allegedly," Spike countered in a half-joking, half-serious tone "allegedly tried to stab me,"

Shining groaned as he looked at the Female Kirin that had been his brother, "You can not be serious," he turned to Rainshine with an angry look, but was unable to properly lay out how he felt when Cadance began laughing.

"Spike, your rocking that Bikini top," She called out, adding a cat call at the end.

"That's the Great Spike?" the still standing Male guard asked in awe, "I can get used to that," He poked his female co-worker with his shoulder and chuckled "think she'll let me take a swing at that ass?"

"Deffiety not," Spike shot back as she fought to push against the Barrier, "Girls please this is starting to hurt my shoulders a little," Instantly both Red and Blue extinguished themselves.

"Oh, no I'm so sorry," Blue said at once.

"Are you ok?" Red asked with concern in her voice, Spike dropped the barrier, and bother Red and Blue began feverously rubber her shoulders to make up for causing her discomfort.

"She's even got two suitors already," Cadance chuckled to Shining "So, can we do my, talk things out and figure out what's going down, plan, or do you still wanna make idle threats?" Shining muttered and Cadance took her time in the spotlight.

"Hello," Cadance said to get Rainshines attention "I'm Cadance, the not-crazy Princess who thinks that this happening to Spike is kind of awesome,"

"Cadance please save this," Spike called out "If you turn on me I will literally have nothing left to say about Equestria,"

"Oh, high stakes," Rainshine chuckled "You must be the Princess of Love, come now, as my darling Spike just declared if you fail to be reasonable I will not continue to head her wishes of peace,"

Spike lay on the floor, failing to enjoy playing her card game due to the three stallions constantly ogling her form, making matters worse was that she could hear them whispering about her, as Spike placed down a Red Three her ears twitched.

"I know she still has a dick but if she keeps her legs together and I got at her from behind..."

"This is starting to piss me off," Spike muttered, not wanting to chastise the guards aloud out of fear of not being able to stop Blue and Red should they go off the rails again, having only been able to stop them in their entirety due to their inability to tell any of the three male guards apart. Rainshine was laughing with Candace on the Balcony, while Shining had returned to the train to call off the march.

Spike was just about ready to call it a day when she overheard the guards speaking again, this time her ears shot up and she dropped her cards, Red and Blue looked up as Spike slowly turned her head and stared Directly at the Female guard, who began sweating at Spikes sudden stare, Spike slowly began smiling at her.

"I heard that," Spike said with a chuckle, The Mare turned bright red and both Red and Blue looked at her suspiciously.

"What did she say," Blue demanded, ready to go into defense mode.

"The other guards were talking about how much they wanted to take a crack at me, and then she said she wouldn't mind if I took a crack at her," Blue and Red sighed.

"If you take her as a mate we'll only have room for one more in the bed," Red warned.

"And we still have a lot of space to cover on your planned trip to visit friends and family," Blue agreed.

"Hey," One of the males spoke up "What about us, we could give you a hell of a good time baby,"

"If your all chill with me magically turning you all into women and using you as a cum dumpster then, by all means, continue to be in this room by the time I count to five," Spike wasn't even able to hit two before the three colts had rushed out, saying something about being needed back at the train.

"Oh, they're no fun," Spike muttered "Well then what say you, little miss?" Spike looked back at the Mare guard who had stood her ground "Wanna be taken for a ride, just come sit by me," Spike picked back up her cards and took several out of the deck, she held them out to the mare, who was now sitting next to her with a burning red face.

"Does my new 'friend' have a name?" Spike questioned, "Or would you like me to give you a new one?" The Mare shivered at the question and Spike took this time to get a better look at her, the Mare, like most guards, was white with a blue mane, Spike noted with a smile that neatly tucked into her back was a set of wings.

"Oh," Spike said with interest "I've never been with a Pegasus before, do tell me your name darling, I can't cry out in passion if I don't have anything to cry out,"

"I'm Solar Moon," She responded nervously.

"Oh, come now Solar, let's get to know each other a little before we take this to my private chambers,"

"Yes," Red agreed, suddenly very happy Solar had sat down, Next to her Blue used her magic to steal a quill, some ink, and a parchment, "Do tell us everything about yourself, and then our dear Spike will do the same for you,"

"Um...I was a part of the Canterlot Royal guard before being sent to the Empire as a guard," Solar said, Spike, lost interest in the cards as she took in everything Solar had to say to her.

Cadance and Rainshine looked out across the Grove, watching as Shining made his way back towards the Train station.

"Your Husband's almost as bad as his sister," Rainshine noted.

"They mean well,' Cadance assured Rainshine "There just extremely stubborn,"

"As is she," Rainshine noted looking back towards Spike "Although while they stubbornly refuse to accept she is a part of this willingly, Spike stubbornly refuses to accept my word alone and says she won't pick my side or yours until she receives the full story,"

"Literally what I told Shining," Cadance said with a shake of her head "Can't just pick a side because it's the side you started on,"

"Well then," Rainshine patted Cadance on the back "Because you have been nothing but helpful I shall hold off on starting any wars with Equestria unless it becomes the will of my beloved,"

"Well, that's great to hear," Cadance smiled as she looked out across the grove she spotted what she figured was a nudist tiling the land not too far away, "I'd like to learn more about your home honestly and being at war would certainly put a damper on that,"

"Uno," Red suddenly cried out.

"I wanna rematch," Spike demanded immediately.