Spike - The Kirin Goddess of Fertility

Twilight did her best not to stand out, knowing full well that Cadance had issued an order that the guards report any sightings of her; she had to pull out every feasible trick she had to get to where she needed to go: invisibility, short and long distant teleportation, a fake mustache spell or two. She had only just barely managed to arrive at her destination by the tip of her tail.

After some setup work and a charm on the door, one to make it so dull any pony who saw it wouldn't even fully register that it wasn't a wall, Twilight set out to lure Spike into her trap, the only part of her plan as far as she was concerned that might prove to be a challenge as she used her skills to the test and disguised herself as a normal guard and infiltrated the Empire.

"If all goes according to plan, the crystal ponies I helped get into the castle should be providing the guards with plenty of problems as they search for their 'accomplices' and playing their part as his sex toys his Kirins should get all fussy about that and rial around the entrance looking to cause a commotion, leaving only the pegasus guard in my way, and every pony knows how flippant guards can be, two quick shot with a sleeping charm and I can move on to phase two," Twilight had used a charm to hide her horn and was with the aid of a fake mustache spell, a temporary pigment charm and a set of armor that hid her frame due to being too big for her Twilight set out into the castle to track down Spike and bring him in, no matter how powerful the Kirin's might be, she knew a place where Magic was far less abundant.

Spike sat on the bed with Autumn sitting between her legs; Autumn had her back to Spike and was having the time of her life talking about one of her plays while Spike practiced the art of taming a mane.

"-and then he reveals to Billows that the zombie bit him,"

"No," Spike whined, "Not Charcoal; he was finally gonna become a dad!"

"Yes," Autumn confirmed grimly, "So Billow picks up the shovel and turns to Charcoal, the curtain shuts, there's a thud, and Willow screams out just as act two ends,"

"Oh, that's not gonna look good for Billows," Spike sat in anticipation, only for Autumn to chuckle.

"Maybe not, you'll just have to wait till I decide to tell you about Act 3,"

"No, that's cheating; you can't cliffhanger me on our date," Spike cried out, "I'm gonna be freaking out about this for weeks now, you evil creature,"

"Good," Autumn declared, "You can hear how it ends once I make sure you were actually paying attention and not just humoring me to make me feel special,"

"What if I fail?" Spike asked curiously, having been pulled in by Autumn's storytelling. Spike was confident she wouldn't forget the story but was curious how Autumn would bite back.

"I'll tell Summer what you said," Autumn replied evilly.

"Oh shit," Spike chuckled, "That's not good,"

"Then you best not forget," Autumn warned as Spike set the brush down. Autumn joined Spike on the bed with a kiss on the cheek, "Are you sure you don't mind?" Autumn's playfully evil tone had shifted hard into a worried one. "I know this probably isn't what you expected, but..."

"Oh no, I love this," Spike cut her off merrily, "Frankly, all the shagging is starting to run me a little dry; the fact you just wanna talk and end off with a snuggle session is heavenly to me, don't get me wrong I love sex, but it's nice just to enjoy your company," Autumn enjoyed using Spike as a Pillow, and knew the enjoyment went both ways. If Autumn could have had it her way, she'd have laid there for the rest of the day, but fairly soon, there was a knock on the door, and Blue's voice called out to them.

"The time you requested we call out to you was five minutes ago," Blue informed them curtly, "Apologies, but we wanted to give you a little extra time to enjoy yourselves,"

"I want more cuddle time," Autumn complained as Spike got up and picked her up off the bed.

"Sorry, but you know the agreement, you pick an activity, and then I pick an activity, and while I love some cuddle time now, it is romantic dinner time!"

Autumn chose to put her hands around Spike's neck and enjoy being carried as Blue opened the door. Both she and Red escorted them to the room where their lunch had been set up in advance. None of them were aware of the eyes that followed them from afar.

"The guard's mare is gone, but she still had three Kirins with her," Twilight muttered as she watched them move, "But this is Spike. Even if he's gone a little crazy, he should still fall for the same old tricks, have to find my window and use it,"

"Something's wrong," Red muttered as she closed the door and waited outside the room where Spike and Autumn could be talking to each other.

"You mean about Autumn's play?" Blue asked, "I admit it dragged on near the end of the first act, but she said it was only on its second draft and-"

"Some creatures watching us," Red informed Blue firmly as she looked around, "Just outside of our line of sight; I've worked as one of Rainshine maids for almost a decade, and I have learned to notice when too many hooves are clicking on the ground," Blue scrunched up her face and looked up and down the hall if she had taken greater notice of their surroundings, she might have noticed there was a table against one of the far walls that hadn't exists a few minutes ago.

"You think one of those crystal ponies snuck in somehow?"

"Maybe," Red and Blue spread out from the door just far enough for it to still be within arm's reach while also increasing their visibility of the halls. Twilight waited patiently to see if a break in their formation would provide her with an opportunity. Twilight's opportunity was delivered by Autumn when she knocked on the door; upon answering it, Autumn asked if Red or Blue could escort her to the bathroom, with the note that the castle was really big and she didn't want to get lost alone.

"I could take you," Spike's offer was declined by Autumn, who could feel she was having a bad reaction to the fully vegetarian meal and didn't want Spike anywhere nearby for what was about to happen, getting the hint from the look on her face Blue offered herself up, and the two rushed in the direction of the bathroom, Blue and Red having thoroughly questioned Cadance on the layout of the castle to make sure they could serve Spike in any situation.

"Remind me to ask Cadance about an alternative menu," Spike said as she rubbed her belly, "Seems Crystal berries leave Kirins in quite the state,"

"I shall make sure to remind you when your time with Autumn has ended. Is there anything I can do for you at this exact moment, my lady?" Spike scratched at her chin for a moment before shaking his head no, "Then, if I may, could I do a quick rundown of the hallways?" Red looked around them with a frown, "Cadance said it would just be us on this floor, but I heard five sets of hooves instead of four when we moved from the cuddle room to the eating room,"

"Oh, you think one of the Crystal ponies got in?" Spike asked nervously, "I don't wanna get my mane, fur, or any of my scales yanked out," Spike nervously scooted back into the room. "You're free to give the floor a once over, start from where we came in and work your way back, leave no room unchecked,"

"At once, my lady," Red replied with determination as she rushed back the way they had come from, in the opposite direction of Blue and Autumn. Red ran past the small table, not even fully noticing it was there as Twilight mocked her as a fool internally before looking back to Spike, who looked down the way the other two had gone, whether nervous or only just now realizing he had just left himself vulnerable was hard to say as he slid back into the room and shut the door.

Spike turned to go back and waited for her girls to come back when some creature knocked on the door. "Did you forget something, Red?" Spike asked with a merry tone of mild confusion; his merriment died when no one answered his question, "Oh no," He realized as he backed away from the door. There was a flash of light, and Spike turned around just in time for a fine powder to be thrown into her face. She wasn't even able to register that something had been thrown at her as her vision went black.

Twilight caught Spike before he could hit the ground. She used magic to make him light enough to carry over her shoulder before she lit her horn and teleported the both of them to the room she had prepared in advance.

"This has to work," Twilight declared with determination as she fired up the switch, and the portal activated, "Spike's been cursed by powerful magic, so to cure him, I just have to take him to a world without magic!" Twilight removed the armor she had charmed to make herself appear as a table and made sure no magic was helping her move Spike before she walked into the Crystal mirror. She dragged Spike in after her.

Twilight's hopes were crushed when she found herself dragging a tall Pink woman instead of a small green dog; due to the time, there were no students at the School, and thus, no one should have noticed the two of them make their appearance. Still, up on the roof, a group of scheming creatures saw the events transpire and all that happened after.

"No," Twilight swore, as she kicked the statue, her foot going through the mirror as she did so; she took a deep breath before moving on to plan B "It'll just take some time," She decided, "A few days and the curse should fail," Twilight set Spike up against the statue and stuck a note to his forehead, Spike remained out like a broken light and snoozed peacefully as Twilight exited through the mirror and shut down the portal, throwing a tarp over it before teleporting out the castle and to the motel room she had set up in advance for her, I was sleeping the entire time, allaby.

Spike continued to sleep as the group from the roof relocated to her side.

"What do we have here?" Adagio Dazzle pondered as Sonata Dusk pushed against the Mirror; Aria Blaze took the note off of Spikes's head and read it aloud.

"Cursed and horny," Aria noted bluntly, "Please keep an eye on him for a few days to see if this world might disrupt the curse enough for it to break,"

"Him?" Adagio laughed, "That's a hell of a curse come on Girls let's take him home; I think we might have just found ourselves a ticket back to Equestria,"