Spike - The Kirin Goddess of Fertility

by Silver Butcher

Making things weird

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Spike did her best not to smile as she was taken to where she would be waiting for Twilight; she was once again wearing her Pink robe, along with a pair of Golden Boxers and a Golden Bikini top. Rainshine had wanted to dress her in a Bikini bottom, but Spike declined, not wanting her family to see what she was rocking below the waist.

Spike was led by Rainshine to her room again, this time being taken to a curtain that, when pulled back, revealed a balcony. Waiting for them were her four favorite Kirins standing around a fainting couch with Pink cushions and a Golden base; several Pillows were stacked up, and Spike took her place on the couch, laying on her side and probing her head up with one of her arms.

Red and Blue walked up to her, back in their Maids' uniforms, and took their place on either side before slowly fanning her. Ash and Smoke stood behind the couch. Ash was holding a tray of grapes, and Smoke offered one to Spike, who opened her mouth and licked Smoke's fingers before letting her place the grape on her tongue.

"This is one heck of a spectacle," Spike noted, "If you're trying to make me feel special, you've yet to fail that task for as long as I've been in the grove,"

"Happy to hear," Rainshine said. "The Princess and her friends should already be here; we are simply waiting for their escorts to bring them to us; until then, please enjoy yourself,"

"If you desire, I would be more than happy to please you, My Lady," Smoke offered; the other three looked to Spike for her answer.

"Later," Spike responded.

"As you wish, ma'am," Smoke said as she picked up a grape and waited for Spike to lick her hand to let her know she wanted it.


"Can't believe this is happening," Twilight groaned as she looked out the window, the rest of the Main 6 sitting around her.

"I'm sure it's not as bad as Celestia is making it out to be," Applejack said, trying to calm her friend "Spike is being tricked into playing the role of a God of some kind; my bet is on him just playing along for some free food,"

"As he rightly should," Rarity chimed in "If I could be worshiped, I'd take it in a heartbeat,"

"I wouldn't be too worried, but Celestia specifically mentioned he let them turn him into a Kirin,"

"I recall I once let you turn me into a Breezie," Rainbow countered, "Fairly sure you could do the same for Spike, could you not?"

"That Spell only lasts a day at best, and we still retain Ponylike qualities," Twilight shot back, "Celestia said he's become a full Kirin,"

"But he can still breathe fire," Fluttershy countered "I'm not entirely sure, but I don't think Kirin can do that,"

"I don't know what's happening," Twilight cried out in exasperation, "And nothing we do or say will change that until we find him and talk to him,"

"I was a God once," Pinkie chimed in, "I was the God of Chaos for like 10 seconds; it was amazing,"

The sound of the breaks told them the Train was arriving at its destination; Twilight showed no hesitation as she jumped to her hooves and rushed to the train Door, her friends gathering up behind her. Once the train stopped, Twilight was the first one-off. The train station was mostly empty, except for two Kirins waiting for them.

"Hi," Autumn Cheered when she saw them. "Applejack, Fluttershy, It's me, Autumn Blaze, We've met before!"

"Hi, Autumn," Applejack waved.

"This is my friend, Summer," Autumn added as she motioned to her companion, "She's gonna be the lead actress in my next play, not because we're dating thought, it's because she's curvy, and curves sell tickets,"

"I like her," Rainbow decided with a chuckle.

"Hello," Twilight Greeted politely "I need to Speak with Rainshine; she has a friend of mine with her,"

"That is why we are here," Summer replied, "Rainshine has asked us to take you to her and the Kirin of the Garden."

"Ah, that's the most boring of the names," Autumn complained before smiling, "But I guess it's the one we're going with. Come on ladies, It's a hell of a walk to the Grove from here,"

"What, you couldn't build the station closer?" Rarity complained.

"I had to fight like crazy to get the station moved this close," Autumn replied casually "Not a lot of Kirin care much for ponies but don't worry, They all love Fluttershy and Applejack thanks to the whole, returning their voices thing, so no one will give you any lip, maybe a few stares but no lip,"

"Just Follow us," Summer said as she and Autumn began walking towards a simple stone path that led towards the Grove.

"Kirin of the Garden?" Applejack noted, "Guessing that's Spike,"

"Gardens are nice," Fluttershy smiled, "I bet Spike is having a lovely time," The group began following their two Kirin guides, who were talking to each other happily.

"So, you think she might let us visit her again?" Autumn asked Summer nervously, "I mean, I was only there as a reward, and you were there as my guest; I'm just worried it was just one and done, you know,"

"Autumn," Summer said, lightly paying her new partner on the back, "I know it meant a lot to you, but we were just there so she could thank you for helping her return; you can hope, but It's not healthy to obsess over it honey," Summer gave Autumn a kiss on the cheek as they walked.

"Get a room," Rainbow called out in jest.

"We plan to," Summer shot back.

"Oh, I like Kirins," Rainbow decided. "They got that good fight in 'em,"

"Rainbow focus," Twilight cut in "We have to figure out what they've said to Spike, just how far he's fallen into believing he's some kind of fallen god,"

"Well, You've seen how he gets in the Crystal Empire," Applejack mused, "Probably signing posters of himself or something,"

"I bet he's had some yummy food since becoming a god," Pinkie added. "Oh, I bet he has a Chocolate Fountain or maybe even a White Chocolate Fountain!" Pinkie let out a massive gasp, "What if he had a double Chocolate Fountain?"

Twilight groaned as her friends discussed different ideas as to how Spike was being pampered as a god. Upon arriving at the Grove, Rainbow, Rarity, and Pinkie had a bet going on about it.

"Alright, 100 bits he's going full out on being pampered, sexy ladies, being smothered in affection, maybe even an orgy or two, the works," Rainbow laughed, "Oh yeah, I can see him doing that clear as day,"

"And I bet 100 bits he'll be far more civilized, fabulous robes, clothes weaved from gold, and Maids serving his every need." Rainbow and Rarity both nodded confidently as they walked down the road before Pinkie gave an evil laugh.

"200 bits says he's doing both," She declared confidently.

"I dunno, lush clothing doesn't seem like a Spike thing, and Maids count as sexy ladies,"

"Please, as if Spike would ever sleep with some random girls when his mind is overflowing with fantasies about yours truly,"

"Double down then suckers," Pinkie shot back "400 bits each, the winner gets eight hundred in total,"

"You're on," Rainbow shot back.

"Quite so," Rarity agreed.

"I know who's gonna win the bet," Autumn chuckled.

"Hush," Summer said as she lightly scratched the back of Autumn's neck, "No need to spoil the surprise,"

"Oh Great," Twilight muttered irritably, "Spikes either gone snobby, slutty, or both," Twilight pulled on her main in exasperation, "This day just keeps getting worse,"

"Not for one of us, it isn't," Pinkie smiled, "And by one of us, I mean Me because I'm gonna win," Pinkies cried out loudly in pride, her voice carrying far enough for Spike's ears to perk.

"Oh, I can hear Pinkie," Spike realized before licking another grape from Smokes' fingers.

"It's my turn," Ash complained, "I wanna feed her,"

"Smoke, do be nice to your sister," Spike begged, "I'd hate to have to discipline you and leave you on the sidelines tonight for being mean," Smoke stopped and took the tray from Ash at once.

"I'm sorry," She said with a bow, "I'll be nicer to my Sister, My lady,"

"Wonderful," Spike said before licking Ash's fingers and letting her place a grape on her tongue. Rainshine looked over the balcony and then took a few steps back as Twilight flew up to it and landed before her.

"Yeah, no, thanks! Guess we'll walk," Pinkie called up, "No, Rainbow, you stay with the group. Can't trust you not to cheat on the bet,"

Spike looked to Twilight, who was looking at Rainshine accusingly.

"Where is he?" She demanded. Rainshine smiled before responding.

"Oh, I think you mean she," Rainshine motioned to Spike, and Twilight turned slack-jawed as Spike took another grape before waving happily to her, her voice just as merry as she spoke.

"Hi, Twilight," She greeted "How's it going,"

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me," Twilight groaned as she looked at her younger brother.

"So...things got a little weird," Spike chuckled nervously. "I'm apparently a Goddess of some kind; it's a long story, but also a short one; I could probably make a little picture book for you to help explain," Twilight simply stared at him, slowly shaking her head.

"How did...why did you..." Twilight turned away from Spike and instead looked to Rainshine. "Turn him back," She demanded.

"Oh, I couldn't even if I wanted to," Rainshine replied happily. "And even so, I have never wanted to do anything less than that," Twilight rubbed her temple as she walked over to Spike, who took another grape before being forced to her hooves by Twilight.

"Ow," Spike complained at being sharply yanked to her feet, "That hurts, you know," Before Twilight could do or say anything, all four of Spike's attendance burst into flames, and the four Female Niriks all looked at Twilight with rage.

"Wait," Spike called out, "Relax, let us all be calm; no need to try and set the head Princess of Equestria on fire," The four Niriks stood their ground, but Spike noted that they were still very much Nirik's and found he was unable to help himself.

"So, is it weird that this is kind of hot?" He joked, before leaning closer to Twilight, "Let me go and take a step back; Niriks can be very dangerous, I'm told," Twilight reluctantly let go of Spike, who walked up to her attendance. All four of them put their flames out and rushed to her side to check on her arm.

"Are you ok?" Ash asked with worry as she gently patted Spike's shoulder.

"Nothing broken or dislocated?" Smoke added as she checked her elbow.

"Any Bruises?" Red questioned as she examined her hand,

"Would you like me to yank her arm, My Lady?" Blue asked as she stood between Twilight and Spike.

"I'm fine," Spike said, using his free arm to hold onto Blue so she didn't try to punch Twilight, "All good over here, no need to assault the Princess, the top Banana Princess, Might I add,"

"I don't care how many Bananas she has," Ash said angrily, "She hurt you," Spike frowned upon realizing Ash was actively arguing against her, and Spike turned to Twilight.

"Twilight, Apologise for pulling my arm," She said with a noticeable tone of concern in her voice.

"What?" Twilight asked with a chuckle.

"Twilight, you're causing a sense; just apologize before they realize I'm unwilling to get physical with them to stop them from hurting you,"

"I'm sorry," Twilight said irritably.

"Aw," Ash said with a swoon, "You'd let us hit her?"

"I'd be upset about it," Spike countered, "and she'd probably hit you back, so please don't."

"You're so sweet," Smoke cooed as she snuggled up to Spike.

"Would you like us to get you more Grapes, Ma'am?" Red and Blue asked in synchronization.

"No, I don't need any more Grapes, thank you," Spike said.

"Spike," Twilight said, taking a deep breath. "Can I talk with you in private?"

"Are you gonna pull my arm again?" Spike asked suspiciously.

"No, I will not pull on you this time," Twilight said, holding her hands up, "I'm sorry, this is a lot, and your chill attitude towards this is not helping,"

"Ok then," Spike said, "Girls, stay here, I'll be right back," Spike's four attendances stood back, looking less than happy about it as Spike walked to the edge of the balcony and waved Twilight over.

"Spike, this isn't exactly private," Twilight said as Rainshine waved at them from a few feet away.

"Best you're gonna get at the moment," Spike replied with a shrug, "Now, what exactly did Celestia say to you," Twilight frowned, having been told to be careful what she said; her pause, however, was all Spike needed, "She told you not to tell me," Spike noted, "Not looking good for her at the moment,"

"Spike, I don't know the whole story, but we need to get you out of here," Spike shook her head.

"That right there, the not knowing the whole story part but still choosing a side, that bothers me," Spike pointed at herself, "Yeah, I jumped headfirst into this, almost literally, except I did more of a Cannonball...whatever, the point is I don't know the full story, and I'm not leaving this until I do. Also, I have a Harem starting up, and I love these big girls," Spike squeezed her breasts with a smile "Regardless, even if I do pick a side, I don't think I wanna go back to being a dragon,"

"Spike, what would Mom and Dad say about this?" Twilight demanded, "Or Shining,"

"I notice you left out Cadance," Spike noted, "probably because she would love all of this," Before Twilight could retort, the door to the Balcony opened, and Autumn Blaze called out proudly.

"I brought the rest of the guests, I mean we did, because I'm not the only one leading this group, I actually almost lead us the wrong way," Spike looked at the group and his eyes shined.

"Autumn, Summer," Spike called out, "If you're not doing anything, please don't leave; I have a proposition for you two,"

"I think it worked," Autumn almost squealed as she hugged Summer, who smiled.

"I think it did," She agreed, "Thanks for not listening to my pessimism Hun,"

"Always," Autumn cheered.

"So, where's Spike?" Rainbow demanded, "Only Pink Kirin I see is some busty lady,"

"This is Spike," Twilight called back, Spike blew a torrent of Green flames to prove she was and The Main 6 went silent for a moment.

"I'd smash that," Rainbow decided after a moment.

"Eh, 7 out of 10," Pinkie shrugged.

"Seven?" Spike demanded indignantly.

"Now it's a six, wanna keep going?" Pinkie countered before chuckling, "I'm just messing; I'm not into ladies, so I can't really judge; nice shade of Pink thought,"

"Thank you, Pinkie," Spike chuckled back.

"I'm not seeing a Haram," Rarity challenged.

"Hey Spike," Rainbow called out "I just lost a bet but I'd rather pay Pinkie than Rarity, you got a Haram?"

"Girls, are you comfortable being called that?" Spike asked about his attendance.

"I'd love nothing more," Ash Squealed in glee.

"I'm more than comfortable with it, My lady," Smoke agreed.

"I thought this already was a Harem," Blue said with a nervous laugh.

"It was. She just wanted to see if we were comfortable admitting it," Red assured her.

"Wow," Applejack whistled "I don't think he's coming back with us," Applejack shook her head when Fluttershy spoke up.

"Um, I think Spikes might be a She now,"

"Hey Spike," Pinkie called out as Rarity just held her hand to her face in silence, "Is that still your name? Also, He, She, or They!?"

"At the moment," Spike confirmed, "Contemplating a new one, but at the moment I'm mostly just being called My Lady and Ma'am, even got called Misstress once by some creature I think, Kind of digging that, to be honest. And I don't really care, but I guess She is feeling right, but I doubt I'll care enough to correct you,"

"Can we focus," Twilight cried out "For just one moment, Spike, how could you not want to be fixed,"

"I feel like I already answered that," Spike mused as she clapped her hands "Twilight, It's been great to see you, but I have a mystery to uncover; please take your complaints to Rainshine. I'm sure she'll be better at talking to you than I am," Spike walked away from Twilight and went up to Pinkie, who gave her a once-over.

"So, how's the sex?" She asked coyly, "Liking it more or less with Lady parts?"

"Actually, I still have guy parts where it counts," Spike smiled.

"What?" Rainbow chuckled as she gave Spike another once over, "Eh, I'd still let that smash me," Rainbow corrected with a chuckle "If you interested,"

"I feel like you a little too competitive to get down the way I do it," Spike countered, "Also, I don't think you'd agree to join my harem, and that would just make me feel wistful afterward,"

"Got me there," Rainbow shrugged, "What about you, Rarity? This doing it for you?"

"I can't...I don't know how to react to any of this right now," Rarity said as she continued covering her eyes.

"Yeah, I don't think any of us are really into the whole group sex thing," Applejack shook her head "I do have to agree with Rainbow, though; ever feel like having a one-night stand, you give me a call,"

"I...um...heard something about you and gardens," Fluttershy said from the back.

"Oh yeah, I can heal plants by crying on them and make plants grow by singing, haven't really tried it out yet and don't want to while I'm several stories up and in a tree,"

"Oh...ok then," Fluttershy returned to her silence, and Spike looked to the sides.

"It's really nice to see your girls, but I have something important to take care of," Spike walked away from her friends and up to Autumn and Summer; Summer was noticeably trying to stand up straighter, and Autumn was sweating so much Spike could see the pattern on her bra through her white shirt.

"So, how have you two been?" Spike asked.

"Oh, we've started dating," Autumn said nervously "Thanks to your blessing, of course, I always wanted to ask Summer out, but after going mute and then being banished, I kind of forgot to get around to it by the time I got back,"

"I missed her when she was gone," Summer said simply as she tried to sound casual, an odd twinge in her voice as she spoke.

"So tell me something," Spike leaned in closer to Autumn, who began shaking slightly "Did you miss me?"

"Yes," Autumn said without hesitation as her voice cracked a little.

"We tried to use a toy last night and pretend it was you, but it just made us miss you more," Summer said bluntly.

"Oh well, that's good to hear because I've missed you two a lot," Spike put his hand on Autumn and began rubbing her cheek, causing her legs to shake.

"If you ever need us, we'd be happy to come to your call," Autumn said as she tried to stop shaking.

"Oh, I don't want to invite you to play occasionally," Spike whispered "I want to invite you to stay," Autumn managed to look Spike in the eye, and Spike licked her lips "You two are the only other Kirin woman allowed to join my Harem," Spike said simply as he turned to Summer.

Summer had done her best to stand her ground and look the part of the clam party, but the second Spike touched her, she promptly jumped onto her and buried her face in her chest.

"Please let us stay with you," Summer Begged, "Even if it was short, our time together was the best moment I've ever had, and last night was so lonely without you; I don't wanna sleep in another bed without you in it again,"

Spike patted Summer on the head before leaning down and breathing softly on Autumn.

"Autumn?" Spike asked as the usually loud and boisterous Kirin shook silently, "You seem a little over-exerted, hun; how about you come with me," Spike offered her hand, and Autumn took it; Summer refused to stop Hugging Spike, who simply used her free hand and a little magic to carry her.

"Girls, we're leaving," Spike called out, her friends staring at her silently as she walked past, the rest of her Haram rushing after her.

"I say we let them go solo, then we all jump in," Ash said as she rushed after Spike "Does that sound fair?"

"We'll talk when we get to the bedroom, Ash," Spike called back, "I think Poor Autumns is about to faint from all the excitement," Rainshine watched them leave before calling out to them in a huff.

"And why don't I get to be in the Harem?" She demanded, "You didn't even ask me,"

"You know why," Spike called back from inside, "and I'm not sure if you have my best interests at heart,"

"Oh, but you can still sleep with me?"

"Dam straight," Spike chuckled back as she opened the door to Rainshine's Room "A Harem is one thing, but casual sex is something else entirely so long as my girls can come along with me,"

"Spike, Please leave," Twilight called out to him, "You're making this so much worse for me," Spike gave no reply, and after a moment, she heard a door shut.

"Alright," Twilight turned to Rainshine as her friends gathered around her "Tell us this story Spike said was long but also short,"

"Oh, she's lucky I love her, or I'd be pissed at not being trusted," Rainshine muttered before Twilight managed to get her attention, "I'm sorry. What did you want from me again?"


Spike walked into her room, Autumn still having a slight meltdown and actually being accepted and Summer still clinging to Spike like she was afraid she was gonna disappear if she let go. Spike waited for the rest of her girls to file in before picking the activity for the night.

"I'm sure everyone wants to have some fun time, but for the time being, I think Autumn and Summer could use a simple cuddle pile,"

"Wha...what's that?" Autumn said shakily, and Spike could almost taste her performance anxiety.

"We all just lay on the bed and cuddle," Spike said as she patted Autumn's head "You can choose between doing with clothes on or off,"

"off," Autumn said nervously.

"off," Summer agreed from Spike's chest.

"Ok, Summer honey, I'm gonna have to put you down, but you can come right back up once we've stripped," Spike slowly set Summer down and had to remove her robe so she could stand back up. Spike clipped off her bra and slid her boxers down before sitting down and tossing them away. Spike waited until Autumn and Summer were nude before holding out her arms, Summer rushed to be embraced again, and Spike rubbed her back as she snuggled to her chest.

Spike could feel Summer beginning to suckle, but let her be as she looked at Autumn.

"You two, baby girl," Spike said, holding out a hand; Autumn joined the hug and began suckling as well. Spike scooted herself to the center of the bed and waited as Red crawled up and snuggled her head into Spike's Belly fur. Blue did the same, and the two kissed for a moment before going back to brushing their faces on Spike's belly.

Spike watched without surprise as Ash and Smoke curled up around her leg stuck their faces into her groin and began slowly licking the bottom of her shaft as they fondled her balls. Spike let go of Autumn and Summer and reach beneath them, after some light readjusting Blue and Red lay back and licked her belly as Spike fondled one of their breasts in each hand.

"And now we just lay like this," Spike said happily as the sound of licking filled her ears "Until Summer and Autumn are ready to mingle,"


Author's Note

I added this image into the first chapter I posted after it's commission but since this is the first chapter with the Golden Bikini I figured I should throw it in here to

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