Spike - The Kirin Goddess of Fertility

Spike was propped up against a wall and stared at her friends irritably as they tried to figure out how to get away with her.

"Why can't you carry her?" Rainbow demanded, "I can't go very fast with a tied-up passenger, and if they spot me, I'll get hunted down by an army of royalty pissed off Niriks.

"Alright if Rainbow can't do it then flying is out," Twilight muttered "The Endcap prevents us from carrying her with Magic, Pinkie you'll have to disguise her.

"Oh first you soil the sanctity of my Party Cannon by turning it into a weapon of Kirin-Kidnappery, now you want to do the same with my Spy skills?"

"Pinkie we are helping Spike escape," Twilight groaned "He'll thank us all when we fix him,"

"Darling," Rarity said nervously "Are you sure you're really helping her do anything?" Rarity motioned towards Spike as she spoke "She Frankly looks exceptionally peeved off at all of this, and let's be honest, while not to my personal tastes I can see why a flock of Kirins would be drawn towards her now that she has the goods," Rarity shook her head "Wish mine where that big," She muttered, earning a visibly smug look from Spike beneath the Ribbon.

"Rarity, Celestia warned me that Spike might get drunk with power, and look at him, harems, walking around in underwear and a robe, saying Celestia might be the bad guy, He's clearly gone nuts," Spike stared blankly at Twilight, his feelings on Celestria returning to something more Neutral now that he knew Twilight was not following a direct Kidnap command from Celestia and was instead twisting a warning to fit her own goal.

"Ok, but did Celestia tell you to tie her up, kidnap her, then try to 'cure' her?" Applejack countered "Because I can't imagine she'd look at this and call it a well thought out plan, or even a plan because it feels like you don't have one and your more trying to convince yourself, Spike, is somehow being controlled"

"Oh Please, like Spike has the charisma to manage a six-girl Haram," Twilight chuckled, Spike gave an offended muffling sound and Fluttershy walked up to her and removed the Ribbon from her mouth.

"Oh...thank you," Spike said as Fluttershy smiled.

"Fluttershy," Twilight said irritably.

"What?" She asked "Spike clearly wanted to say something,"

"I take offense to that," Spike declared, "that was what I was trying to say through the ribbon, that wasn't directed towards you Fluttershy, could you please untie me,"

"Oh um..." For a second Spike thought she was actually going to be untied, but Fluttershy was delicately picked up and taken away from Spike by Twilight.

"Fluttershy please just don't get involved at the moment," Twilight begged of her.

"I just wanna say I'm no longer mad at Celestia, but I'm fairly Pissed at you Twi-" A Ribbon was once again secured around Spike's muzzle by magic and Spike just stared at Twilight irritable.

"Now, we need a plan, come on I'm not sure how long we have until they realize he's gone,"

Rainshine sat in her room alone, looking over multiple documents about problems and complaints that needed tending to.

"Progress on expanding the Grove seems to be going well," She muttered "It'll be tripled in size this time next year if we keep up this pace; maybe our darling Goddess could lend a hand; I'll have to ask if she'd be interested in leading a hand sometime...maybe after she's had another week or two of bonding with her new lovers," Rainshine signed a few papers so the Lumberjacks would know which trees needed to go and which ones would be left for the construction workers to make into new homes.

"I can't wait to see the day where my people all have their own homes, instead of bucking together in group living spaces, the effects of the fire are still felt even to this day," Rainshine was about to move on to an invoice from the Hunter and Gather Kirins asking for better quality tools when the door to her room burst open.

Rainshine was ready for a lot of Kirins to burst open, but the one who burst in was enough to fill her with dread, the Kirin before her was dark red with a golden mane, and she wore a long pink dress and a pink Circlet that had a V-shaped dip in the center of it to help maneuver it around her horn, a pink heart-shaped stone dangled from the bottom of the v.

"Rainshine," She said with a look of terror in her eyes "Terrible news, horrible news, the worst of news,"

"Moonstone," Rainshine asked with worry as she made her way to the Priestess who was in charge of running the church that Worshiped the Goddess of Fertility, "What's wrong?" She demanded, knowing that Moonstone was only capable of thinking of her Goddess Rainshine had taken great care to make sure she stayed away from the Goddess, mostly fearing Moonstone's intensity would freak her out.

"The Pond," Moonstone cried out "Her sacred magic restoring Pond its-," Moonstone fell to the floor, breathing deeply, "Oh boy, oh man, I had to run so far, oh boy, I think I might be sick,"

"Moonstone," Rainshine said, snapping her fingers to get her attention "What about the pond,"

"It...oh boy, oh, It's bad, one second," Moonshine took a few more breaths before managing to declare the problem. "It just turned Pink. Scriptures say it should slowly turn Pink over the course of a few years, but for it to turn so soon after it had been used by the All-Mother, something has-Oh no, the room is spinning," Moonshine had attempted to get up but fell back down "Sorry, I'm so sorry, Something has happened to the All-Mother, someone has sealed her Magic away, her magic no longer being in the air is what turns the water pink we have to-Oh no I need to lay down,"

Rainshine looked to Moonstone for a moment before turning away and running to her Balcony, her home overseeing all of Kirin Grove, She walked out and lit her horn, making her voice heard all across the Grove.

"I have just received word someone has sealed the Goddesses Magic away," Rainshine cried out "I want all Kirin of the Grove Guardians, on duty or off, to search for her, search everywhere, every home, every room," Rainshine cut off her magic and rushed to Moonstone, who was still trying to get to her feet.

"I need to walk more," She said as she forced herself to stand up with the aid of magic.

"Come along, Moonstone," Rainshine said as she walked out of the room "You're coming with me to the Goddess's personal Haram to see if they might know who she was last with and to make sure this isn't some weird sex thing,"

"A Haram? Suppose it makes sense, The All-Mother is fabled to be fond of recreational sex," Rainshine rushed down to the room being used by Spike and his Harem and found five of them in the halls holding back one who was having a full blow Nirik break down.

"I'm gonna kick her ass so hard It'll leave a dent," Nirik Autumn cried out.

"Who," Rainshine demanded, "What happened? Who took the Goddess?"

"That Purple Alicorn asked to talk with her in Private, and our dear darling asked us to let her go alone to talk," Ash said, her arms currently in Nirik mode to hold Autumn back without hurting herself.

"Oh dear," Moonstone mumbled, shaking her head at the news as Rainshine silently clenched her fist.

"Moonstone," Smokey greeted Polity. "It's so good to see you again, sorry we haven't visited,"

"Oh no, I'd have forgotten all about the church if the All-Mother asked me to join her in a Haram," All Kirins Present suddenly felt an extreme heat building up and looked to Rainshine with fear in their eyes, resulting in them letting Autumn free, who immediately began running away from the group to search for Spike.

"Oh, that Princess Bitch," Rainshine said through gritted teeth as she began sparking.

"Wow," Pinkie whistled as Rainshines message that Spike was missing ended, "How long was that?" She asked as she looked around at her friends "I feel like it was less than ten minutes. Good on you, Spike; even the Crystal Ponies would have just gone about their day if they couldn't find you,"

Spike said nothing as she watched Rarity try to work with the supplies in the room they were hiding in; from what Spike had seen, it seemed to be where Rainshine's Maids stored their cleaning supply and other tools. Rarity frowned as she held up what she had been asked to do. Several torn-up Maid's uniforms were scattered around her, and she held up a poorly stitched Cloak with a hood.

"Oh, I hate it," Rarity said in disgust as she looked at it "But seeing how I used a broken bobby pin as a needle and thread pulled from other clothes, It's holding together fairly well," Twilight took the cloak and wrapped it around Spike, throwing the hood over her head and using a poorly attacked button to keep it shut, mostly hiding Spike and her Ribbon based binding in it.

"Alright everyone gathers around her and do your best not to draw attention as we head to the train," Spike looked around with great concern, the hood all but making her blind as Twilight and the others gathered around her. Unable to walk, Applejack put her arms around Spike and Picked her up, carrying her as the rest of the group walked around, trying to make it look like AJ and Spike were walking in the middle instead of one carrying the other.

The group walked out of the room and Twilight looked around, having flown in she had no idea where the exit was.

"I think the way out is that way," Fluttershy said, pointing down the hall.

"Nice try," Twilight replied "But that's the direction I brought Spike from; this way, everypony,"

"Sorry," Fluttershy whispered to Spike as they began moving. Spike continued mumbling in irritation as Twilight led the group down the hall and ended up at an odd-looking door that, upon being opened, revealed a Library that was filled with half-filled bookshelves along with books scattered around the room sitting in tall piles. Before Twilight could shut the door and continue walking a somewhat terrifying voice screamed out in rage.

"Twilight Sparkle!" All of the Main 6, along with Spike, felt a shiver of fear at the demonic-sounding voice. Spike mumbled something, and Applejack took the ribbon off her muzzel.

"Thirty Bits Rainshine just went full-blown Nirik," Spike declared.

"I'm not taking that bet," Rainbow decided as they all felt an odd heat being to fill the halls.

"Maybe some of my girls, too," Spike added after a moment before Twilight attempted to tie her mouth shut again. Spike flopped all of her weight into Applejack to tip her back slightly, and the Ribbon was knotted in the air where her head had been a moment prior. "Good luck tying me down with that," Spike noted before crying out, "If you can hear me, most of my kidnappers are basically being blackmailed into being a part of this. Not Twilight, though; she's just being crazy,"

"I am not Crazy," Twilight snapped back before the sound of Hooves running against the floor hit their ears, Autumn ran at the group alight with rage and swung at the closest Pony, Rainbow being that pony jumped out of reach of the flaming fist.

"You," Autumn spat out, her voice burning with rage when she saw Applejack, "How could you be a part of this? I thought we were friends!" Autumn ran at Applejack and swung, just as she was closing in Applejack tried to step back before realizing it was either her or Spike getting punched. Without hesitation, Applejack lobbed Spike over her head and was decked in the stomach by a flaming fist.

"Ow," Spike cried out as she hit the floor. Autumn turned at the sound and, after a moment, realized she had almost punched Spike at full strength.

"For...the record," Applejack said as Autumn's fire blew out and she pulled away, covering her mouth, "I didn't wanna be a part of this..." Applejack fell to her hands and retched, "Oh...oh shit, that hurts,"

"I'm so sorry," Autumn managed to say before being hit by a spell and sent back down the hall, Autumn tried to get back up but lay on the ground unmoving.

"I...can't...move," She realized as the rest of Spikes Girls came running up to her.

"Autumn?" Summer asked fearfully when she saw her lying still on the floor.

"Paralysis...Spell," Autumn managed to say. "Spike..."

"I'm over here," Spike said as Twilight picked her up "And everyone who is not Twilight is not willing a part in this, kind of a blackmail thing, I dunno I wasn't there for most of it," Twilight turned to her friends, who had all rushed to Applejacks aid.

"Nope," Applejack said instantly as Rainbow tried to help her up "Nope, Nope, Nope," Rainbow let her be and instead simply stood in front of her.

"Just uh...stay away from AJ, and we'll stay away from you," Rainbow said with raised hands. Twilight said nothing in disagreement with her friend's declaration that they would no longer be helping to steal Spike. Twilight attempted to pull Spike further down the hall, only for Ash to light her horn, and nothing happened.

"Horncap prevents magic," Spike called to her, "Can't use it and can't be used on me," Summer lit her horn at that, and Spike's poorly made cloak was enveloped in magic "Oh," Spike noted before she was quickly dragged towards them, Twilight made to counter this by using her magic to grab Spikes Ribbons, and Spike braced herself, knowing full well what was about to happen.

Twilight underestimated the strength of the cloak and, with a single hard pull, ripped right through it and sent Spike hurtling past her into the Library. Spike hit a stack of books and came to a halt when she slammed into a Bookshelf. Spike landed on her hooves for a brief second before being hit in the face by one of the books from the pile she had hit. She landed on the floor belly first with a slight bruise just above her right eye where the book had nailed her.

Spike fooled herself into thinking it was over for a moment before hearing a creak and looking up as the entire Bookshelf began leaning forward.

"Figures," She managed to say before being pummeled by a storm of books, followed by the shelf slamming down on top of her, leaving her buried.

Blue, Ash, and Smoke all ran towards the Libary while Red and Summer attempted to help Autumn get back up. Twilight raised a Barrier and blasted another Paralaise spell. Blue lit her horn and deflected it as she, Ash, and Smoke came to a halt.

"How can you still be fighting us?" Smoke demanded, "Our dear Darling is trapped in there,"

"oh please," Twilight said in irritation, "You don't care for him, I bet you don't even know his name?"

"Of course we do," Ash replied, looking offended.

"Her name is Spike," Blue said "But that doesn't matter. She gave me a new name, and I'm sure she's thinking of giving herself a new name,"

"Yeah, she mentioned she felt it doesn't suit her any- why the hell are we discussing names, Sweetie? Can you hear me? Are you ok!?"

"I am....defiantly bleeding right now," Spike managed to cry out, "Twilight, please stop being crazy and help me,"

"I'm not being crazy, Spike," Twilight snapped back "I'm trying to help you,"

"Oh, yeah, no, I feel so helped right now," Spike replied in muffled sarcasm, "That must be why I'm in so much pain, from all the help I've received," Twilight ignored Spike as she searched for a way past the Kirins when the intense heat began growing hotter, now accompanied by a light, Suddenly Twilight felt a shiver of fear run through her, at the same time Autumn snapped back up.

"Oh no," She said as she looked behind her, Summer and Red helped her up and they rushed to the nearest wall and pushed themselves against it, the other three doing the same.

"Yeah, that can't be good," Rarity decided as she grabbed Applejack and dragged her towards the wall, everyone shielding her from whatever was coming.

"I've never seen her so mad," Blue said with a shiver of fear in her voice, "She didn't go Nirik even during the great fire,"

Both groups watched as Rainshine slowly walked down the hall, her flames burning so high they were licking the ceiling and crawling toward the wall. Rarity added a dome around her friends as Rainshine passed them. Everyone was sweating from the heat she was emitting as she walked toward Twilight.

Twilight held steady and began adding extra layers to her Barrier, Rainshine came to a stop in front of it and Twilight did her best to stare her down.

"I'm not letting you keep him," She said angrily. Rainshine raised her hand and made a fist before punching through every layer of Twilight's Barrier at once, shattering it. Rainshine began walking as the shock made Twilight fall to her knees. Twilight attempted to raise another one but Rainshine simply walked trough it as she entered the Library and tossed the Bookshelve aside with ease before killing her flames, Rainshine reached into the books and slowly pulled Spike out.

"Oh hey," Spike said; the bruise above her right eye was now bleeding, and she was forced to keep her right eye shut. Rainshine picked her all the way up and carried her back out, easily tearing apart the Ribbons and pulling the horn cap off before crushing it in the palm of her hand and tossing it towards Twilight.

"You didn't hurt any of my friends, did you," Spike asked as she looked at them.

"I'm so sorry," Autumn cried out in response to Spike's question as she rushed to him and pulled him into a hug "I punched Applejack in the gut,"

"I'll live," Applejack called back, "Was either me or Spike,"

"Oh, Spike?" Moonstone asked as she arrived just in time to hear the name, "What an odd name. Is the All-Mother trying something new? Cause I think she should go with Felicity, cause it sounds like Fertility and- you know what It can wait till later, more important things going on at the moment, sorry,"

"Who's that?" Spike asked in confusion.

"That's Moonstone," Smoke replied "She runs your church,"

"Oh, neat," Spike muttered "I need to sit down. My head is spinning,"

"Red, Blue," Rainshine said at once, "please take our Lady to my room and treat her wounds; same for her friends over there; I need to have words with Princess Twilight,"

The Main 6 helped Applejack move while Spikes Haram and Moonstone helped her walk before realizing she was limping slightly and switched to carrying her like she was surfing the crowd at a concert.

"You can't even begin to perceive how lucky you are," Rainshine said simply "Last time I fell to my rage, I ended up killing the one who enraged me, so before I could cool myself off,"

"How," Twilight demanded, 'How did you punch through a nine-layered Shield? Even my strongest Spell would take a few seconds of continuous fire to break through that,"

"A Nirik's flames are filled by magic, not air, so never forget that the longer you attack a Nirik with magic and fail to take it down, you'll only make them angrier and stronger," Rainshine watched Spike be carried away before adding, "Don't think for a moment that being a Princess is what made me spare you, you're lucky you hold a special place in my Goddess's heart, even after harming her I could still feel her wanting to talk you down instead of beat you down, so be thankful that your Spike, even after becoming a deity, still cares for you greatly, because the only thing preventing me from starting a war over this is her desire for peace,"

Rainshine began walking calmly after them, "We'll be in my room when you're ready to apologize for, as I think my darling Goddess put it, being crazy."

Spike and Applejack both lay on Rainshines bed; Moonstone was cleaning Spike's head wound while his Harem watched in silence. Applejack had a large bandage over the fist-shaped burn mark on her stomach.

"Yeah, sorry," Rainbow said sadly. "But Doc Moonstone says you ain't getting a sexy scar,"

"Shut up and let me sleep," Applejack replied simply as Fluttershy helped put a Pillow under her head. "My everything hurts,"

"So..." Pinkie said, sliding closer to the Haram. "How does a 7 Kirin Harm work exactly? Do you have like a sign-up sheet of who sleeps with who on what days or just wing it, or do you all smother Spike?"

"I understand our dear darling has forgiven you," Ash said calmly.

"But we're still fairly pissed with all of you, Save Applejack and Fluttershy, since their history with us makes it easier to forgive," Smoke finished.

"Right, questions later," Pinkie noted as she slowly slid away from the Haram.

"So, Felicity sounds good, right?" Moonstone asked in a quiet tone.

"I'll think it over," Spike replied. "Once I can open my eye without getting blood in it,"

"Right, right, time and place," Moonstone replied as she pulled out a Pink cube and placed it in Spike's mouth. "Everything is clean, so just suck on that, and the damage should be fixed before you swallow it all,"

"Thank you," Spike said as she pulled herself out of the bed.

"You really should lay down," Moonstone recommended, "If you want to, of course, I can't demand anything of you All-Mother,"

"Frankly, I feel like I haven't eaten in days, probably because I've only eaten once since coming here,"

"Oh, that can't be healthy," Moonstone muttered before being surpassed by Spikes Haram.

"What do you mean you've only eaten once?" Ash demanded, "Have you not eaten anything since last night?"

"Have not," Spike confirmed. "Was a little distracted; I'm sure you can guess what exactly was holding my attention," Spike stood silently for a moment before being surrounded.

"Come along, my Sweet sugar pie," Smoke decided.

"Time to get some food in you," Ash agreed.

"You'll need your strength to hold the weight of the love we plan to shower you with," Summer confirmed.

"Oh, I can cook up a mean Meatloaf," Autumn offered.

"I'll make some mashed Potatoes," Red added.

"I'll make some veggies to go on the side," Blue finished as Spike was taken out of the room with haste.

"I'm not gonna just sit around and be served," Spike said with a determined tone of defiance, "I'm helping in some way," The Main six watched the group leave, and Pinkie chuckled.

"They seem nice," Pinkie decided "Think if we throw them a 'Sorry we stole your Goddess Party' they'll forgive us?"

"I wouldn't," Moonstone replied as she waited for the Haram to make distance before leaving to not spoil their time together, "Any way have fun, I have a lot of things to do, and less time than usual to do them thanks to you lot and your kidnapping attempt," Moonstone hurried out of the room and left the Main 6 alone for only a few minutes before Rainshine arrived.

"I see my darling has already flown the coop to be with her dear lovers," Rainshine noted. "And since we're all alone, do you care to explain yourselves?"

"She threatened to fire me," Rainbow replied. "Took years of work to get to where I am in the Wonderbolts and she just threatens to fire me, it was probably an empty threat but I couldn't risk that; also, let's be real for a second, Twilight didn't have a plan, and we didn't exactly help her much,"

"She was gonna cut funding to my Animal sanctuary," Fluttershy added.

"She just used the, I'm the Princess and you must obey card on me," Pinkie muttered, "She is so getting a Suprise party at the worst possible time, maybe a Bad Mane Day party or something,"

"Seeing how my dear Spike harbors no ill will towards any of you I will not seek to have justice done," Rainshine replied simply "I'll just take what happened to poor Applejack as your punishment,"

"No Regrets," Applejack replied immediately "Was me or Spike, and I doubted Autumn was gonna calm down if I let her punch the one who she was trying to get back,"

"You lot all stay here with me," Rainshine said simply "We will wait for your Princess while I get back to work, we can only hope she isn't stupid enough to press her luck in this matter and comes here quickly," Rainshine walked out to her balcony to call off Spike's search before returning to her work.