James awoke as he heard voices talking back and forth towards each other causing him to groan.

"Shhhhhhh!Guys,he's waking up!"exclaimed the pink mare's voice.

"Darling,are you sure bringing him here was a good idea?"said a more formal one.

"I'm postive,Rarity!He seemed extremely sad!I even followed him to where he lived a couple of days ago as I was watching him!"she replied.

'WTF.That's some shit a fucking serial killer would say!'thought James as he continued to listen to the girls talk to the crazy pink mare.

"That super creepy even for you Pinkie."said a tomboyish girl.

James agreed with her.How the fuck did he never notice her before today?

"Calm down,Rainbow Dash.I reckon Pinkie had her heart in the right place."said some redneck hick.

"Well can't really complain he is kinda hot for a human."Rainbow Dash stated.

'Wait a girl I don't know thinks I'm hot?'James thought as he opened his eyes to see.....well more ponies!

"Rainbow Dash?!"yelled the white mare named Rarity who looked flabbergasted.

"What?!I was being honest!Right,Applejack?!"explained Rainbow who was a rainbow maned mare.

"Well I'm the element of honesty so I can tell you're telling the truth,sugar."said the hick called Applejack who was giving her friend a sly smile.

James looked at them and groaned again.

"I'm right here you know?!Besides why is everybody here look like a miniature horse?!"complains James.

"That's a weird question,silly!Oh I got one!Why do you look like some hairless monkey?!"asked the pink mare who the reason he was here in the first place.

James didn't know if she was being a smartass or trying to be funny.Either way,he gave her that one.

"Touche.Now how do you know about me and why did I follow you here in the first place?"asked James honestly.

"Well duh!You followed me here!Not the other way around!And you did leave your window open a lot at your house."

"YOU WERE STALKING ME?!HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME?!"exclaimed James who looked terrified now.

"Only for a while!I tried to stop this one time but got curious when you were playing with something inside your pants!"stated Pinkie with a big smile on her face he has ever seen.

"YOU FUCKING WATCHED ME MASTERBATE?!"

Rainbow snickered at that while Rarity looked disturbed by such an action while Applejack just fanned herself with her hat.James grumbles as he glares at his stalker.

"How would you feel if somebody watched you masterbate?!Huh?!"he yelled.

"Why are being such a meanie pants today?!"she yelled.

"I wouldn't be if you weren't watching me jerk off!"

"ENOUGH!"yelled a new voice.

He looked over to see a purple mare with wings coming over with a baby lizard looking thing following her.

"And who in Atom's glory are you?!"James demanded.

"HA!HE SAID THE THING!"yelled Pinkie.

The others looked at her weird since they did not know what the fuck the pink mare was talking about.James pinched his nose in frustration and look at the winged pony once he calmed down.

"Listen just tell me where I am and how I can get back."

"I'm sorry but it would seem the portal Pinkie and you used disappeared once you two came through.The portal was made thousand years ago by Starswirl the Bearded and it won't open until another thousand years.Sorry if that isn't the news you wanted but you are welcome to stay in Equestria.By the way I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle and this is my assistant Spike.My sincere apology by the way.I didn't know Pinkie would use the Magic Well when I informed her not to."explained the purple winged mare who introduced herself as Twilight as she gave a glare at her pink friend who just whistled and looked the other way.

James sighed and nodded."No.I understand and I'm not angry at you guys."

"YAY!"Pinkie cheered.

"EXCEPT YOU,YOU PINK PYSCHO!
DON'T THINK I'M LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK!"

"BUT WHY? I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSE FRIENDS JAMES! I EVEN WATCHED YOU PLAY WITH YOUR PEE-PEE!"She replied.

"OKAY ONE:WHAT THE FUCK!AND TWO:ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?! I ALMOST DIED GETTING HERE?!"

"I-It was only a couple of branches on some small trees...."she reasoned.

"BULLSHIT!I FELL ON MY ASS WHEN MY FOOT CAUGHT ONTO A ROOT THEN YOU PULLED ME INTO A MAGICAL WELL WHICH SHOT US 50 FEET THROUGH THE FUCKING AIR INTO PONY LAND!NOW MY ASS HURTS!"

"GUYS!I SAID ENOUGH OF THE YELLING!"Twilight screamed.

"I swear you guys argue like a married couple."commented Spike.

James got up and looked at Twilight.

"Look I'm sorry for yelling but I don't want to be near her for awhile.You understand,right?She scares me the fuck out of me.So I guess I have no choice but to stay here since I can't go home until another thousand years.But I will be long gone before that ever happens.So sadly this is my new home.Which also mean I got nowhere to live."

Then Rainbow spoke up.

"Hey you can stay with me if you want.I don't bite....much."

James realize she's flirting with him which causes him to turn red in the cheeks.He nervously scratches the back of his head as he gathers the courage to speak.

"You sure?I don't want to be a burden to you."

Rainbow Dash gives him a smirk and shakes her head.

"You won't!I swear!I would love to have a nice strong stallion like yourself to cuddle up too."

He was about to respond until Twilight remembered something.

"Rainbow,I don't think he can.Only pegasus can walk on clouds,remember?He would need the cloud walking spell casted on him.Sadly it doesn't last more than a day."

Rainbow looked peeved by that.

"Drat!"

Applejack snickered at her dismay.

"Well thanks for offer,Rainbow.I appreciate it."replied James then he frowned."So I guess I don't have a place to stay."

Twilight then replied."Not exactly."

"What do you mean?"

"You could always stay with me in the castle.I got plenty of rooms and I'm sure my student wouldn't mind.Spike wouldn't care either,would you Spike?"

"Nope."Spike replied simply.

James scratched his chin in thought and shrugged.

"Well better than nothing.Lead the way.I guess."

Twilight beamed in excitement when she listed off the things she learn from him which kinda overwhelmed him. Suddenly James thought back to his grandparents who were probably worried sick finding him while also thinking he probably ran away.He hoped they find a way to get that portal to open quicker or else he's doomed to stay here for eternity.

Author's Note

Well I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!