Count Derpy (Rewritten)

by Count_Pony001

Rating: teen
Tags: Death, Alternate Universe, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Pinkie Pie, Tragedy, Horror, Derpy Hooves, Violence
Length: 6282

Derpy becomes a vampire

On her way to deliver mail to Zecora, Derpy got attacked by a vampire, and now she became a vampire, turned evil and now wants to suck everypony's blood.

Edited By: Nebbie

Thank You God for helping me write this.

Credit for the coverart:
Cover image made by Nebbie; wingless Derpy vector by thatusualguy06, surprised Twilight head by tomfraggle, and prone Twilight by littlehybridshila

Published 2022-05-08 23:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-07-31 01:15:51 UTC

Chapter 2

I landed on a rooftop in my vampire bat form, and looked around. I felt very thirsty for blood, and was becoming worried there wouldn't be any ponies to drink from...but then, I saw a little colt watering some flowers by his house. I recognized him as Li'l Cheese, Pinkie's son. I knew a colt would be dismissed easily as telling stories, and so if I was fast... My thoughts were disrupted by my belly again groaning, and I realized that I'd need to take such a heavy drink from him, he'd surely call for help before I was done. I barely knew this colt anyways, and what was he but prey... I shook my head to try to put away these weird thoughts, but I felt my vampiric thirst calling me... I would just have to kill this delicious-looking colt to survive, and I would have to make sure that nopony would hear his cries. A weak little colt like him would be easy to silence...

I flew over, turned into my vampony form midair, and tackled him, pinning him to the ground.

The foal tried to scream, but I grabbed him by his neck and began strangled him. His eyes were moving up and down. I slammed him down to the ground and bit his neck and began sucking out his blood.

He screamed, but his screams got softer...and softer... Finally, after two minutes, he stopped, and I continued to suck his blood, without strangling him.

Once I had my fill, I smiled and said "That blood was good...I must have more, now!"

I turned into a bat and flew away, leaving red liquid still oozing from the colt's neck...it would surely be a very scary sight for whoever would find it.

Soon, I saw a blacksmith working through the night, and I realized that if I had an axe, I could kill my victims easier then strangling them or biting their necks like I did to the foal. I turned to my pony form.

I said "Hello, I want you to make me an axe."

The blacksmith said "Well, okay, but it costs 125 bits and will take several hours to make, you'd have to pick it up tomorrow."

I asked "Okay, what about a knife or a gun?"

The blacksmith answered "I can't make guns and a knife will cost about 10 bits, depending on what kind. What's it for?"

I replied "Oh uh...just for uh, there's some wild animals on my property and..."

The blacksmith smiled and said "Uh-huh, say no more, I won't snitch on whatever you're up to."

I smiled back and said "Thanks. I'll take both." I handed all 135 bits to the blacksmith and he recorded the sale.

My stomach grumbled a bit, clearly needing more blood...but I sat patiently. I watched the blacksmith make the knife, and after about 30 minutes, it was done, so I thanked him and trotted out of the shop, then quickly blended in with the shadows.

I felt very thirsty as well as hungry, and I saw no restaurants open, but I knew a place where I can get plenty of food.

I flew, in my bat form, to Sweet Apple Acres. I saw plenty of apple trees, and my mouth watered. I turned back to my pony form and grabbed a step ladder. I climbed on the stepladder and started plucking apples and eating them, and they tasted so good!

I then saw a little green apple hanging from the tree. I leaned on the ladder in attempt to grab the lone apple, but then I fell off the ladder, and heard a mare yell "HEY! Who's out there?"

The barn door opened, and I saw an orange mare with three apples for a cutie mark, and a pink mare with a pink mane with three balloons for a cutie mark. I flew behind the barn and turned back into a pony and pulled out a knife.

Pinkie Pie said "Oh it's probably just the wind...and boy, that was the best day of my life!"

Applejack winked at her and said "Well shucks, Pinkie, and thanks again for helpin' me buck apples when most of my other friends were busy. Ya did a pretty good job...I suppose you really are my kin, heh!"

Pinkie Pie waved goodbye to her friend and said "Yep! Well, I got to go hit the hay! Maybe tomorrow I can walk Winona!"

Applejack smiled and yelled "Great! Good night, Pinkie!"

While the apples satisfied my hunger, they didn't satisfy my thirst like they did when I was a pony... I needed blood, and I needed it badly! And right over there, was that giggly, funny mare, Pinkie...Li'l Cheese's mom. If I could get rid of her, it would definitely make it harder for ponies to figure out what happened to him... I felt a bit sad, because Pinkie was usually pretty funny, and I liked her, but...my thirst...and she was just...prey...weak. My vampiric side felt much more in control now, pushing away my thoughts of how I'd miss a pony like Pinkie. She was annoying anyways!

As Pinkie Pie bounced out of the farm, I threw a rock that hit her in the leg. She tripped, yelped "Ow!" She turned around and yelled "Hey! Who did that? Show yourself! I'm a master of Pinkarate, and I have a friend named Dashie who can kick anypony's rump!"

I jumped and tackled Pinkie. She started screaming, but her screaming became muffled as I stuffed her mouth with a used rag. She then started struggling to flee. I took out my knife and made a deep cut in her throat. Her screaming turned to gurgling, and she became much weaker, so I relaxed my hold on her, and pulled away the rag so it wouldn't get too bloody.

Still, she could talk a little, and weakly said "P-please...I just wanted...to be...friends..." Her eyes then seemed to lose focus, and her bladder emptied into the grass. Pinkie was dead.

I felt kind of sorry for her a moment, but then I looked to the blood, and licked my fangs. I started lapping at the blood, but noticed it was getting thicker... I wondered a moment how mosquitoes and vampire bats could keep the blood flowing, but then realized that their bites might be the key, and so I bit into Pinkie's stomach and sucked a bit, and soon, her blood was flowing freely again from her neck, so I returned to drinking it from there where it had more flow, and filled up my belly.

After I was done, I looked to Pinkie's face, and weirdly, it seemed like she was giving me a look like I was a weirdo. I dismissed it as just death spasms having changed her face.

I then noticed I had a problem, my belly was swollen from all the blood I drank, and my bladder was full. I realized that with blood as my main food, it contained a lot of water and a lot of minerals, and I remembered from school that too much of those could be bad, so it made sense that I'd have to empty out after a blood meal. I quickly began relieving myself on the grass. When done, however, I took a look at Pinkie's face again...and she looked like she was embarrassed and trying to look away!

I was weirded out now, and rather embarrassed myself at the idea somehow her ghost watched me, but shrugged it off and went to gather up my rag and knife, only to fall face-first due to the slick, soaked mud around Pinkie! As I got up, I saw Pinkie's face again, and she looked like she was mid-laugh.

I growled in frustration and said "Hey, you're dead, you shouldn't be watching me and judging me with your weird Pinkie powers!" I then looked away for a moment and back, and sure enough, Pinkie's eyes were mid-roll!

I huffed "Well, I'm just gonna go prank your friend...it'll be so great to hear her screams when she sees your body." I trotted off, and gave a look back to see Pinkie's face looking rather mad, before sneaking up to the barn.

I knocked on the window.

Applejack yelled "Who's there?" After 20 seconds of silence, Applejack said "I'm the strongest pony around, ya better not mess with me or ma family!"

I could hear her from outside due to my bat-like sense of hearing, and chuckled softly.

I knocked again, and Applejack promptly hugged Winona, who was asleep on her bed. After a bit, she stopped and just covered herself with a purple blanket.

After 2 minutes, with some preparation moving Pinkie's body, I knocked again.

Appljack yelled "I am not afraid of you!"...which was clearly a lie. Applejack got out of the bed while mumbling to herself, "Don't worry Apple Jack, be a big pony, it's just Rainbow Dash pranking me again.." She walked over to one of the windows and looked outside, but clearly didn't see me...

I then turned into a bat and flew to the roof of the barn.

Applejack said with a confused look "That is really odd, I never saw a bat come here before..." She then blinked and replied "Maybe it's bat mating season!"

Then, I turned back into my vampony form right before her eyes! Her eyes dilated and she fell backwards while looking pale in the face!

Applejack got back up as I turned back into a bat and hid, leaving her to see my handiwork... She yelled "What the buck was that? Am I dreaming?" She took another look and saw a dead body of Pinkie Pie. Applejack screamed "Pinkie NO!" She ran outside and came up to the body, then stopped. "No no no no no...you were a good friend, and the element of laughter, and...what will we do without ya! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING TO YA?"

Chapter 3

As I looked around the area near Sweet Apple Acres, I saw the moon go down, and the sun start to rise. I took one good look at the sun, but then felt burning all over my face. I screamed from the agony, turning away, but seeing my hooves were turning red, like a sunburn. I realized this wasn't good, I could die!

I turned into a bat, which seemed to stop it from getting worse, but I still felt burned from what I'd already been exposed to. I hurried inside a nearby cave, and took refuge in the shadows next to some old brownish pony and animal skulls. Once I was settled into a good spot, I turned back into my vampony form and splashed some water on myself from a nearby pool to soothe my burns.

With the danger over, I smiled, and laid down for a nap. I felt like I could survive a week without needing to eat anything.

Applejack hurried with Pinkie in a bodybag to Twilight's castle...

Soon, a meeting was called with all their friends.

Twilight cleared her throat and said "Thank you, everypony, for coming...you may notice that Pinkie isn't with us...Applejack?"

Applejack started shedding some tears.

Fluttershy comforted her friend and wrapped her hooves around AJ's neck. She said politely "It's okay AJ...tell us what happened."

Applejack began, with tears still falling from her eyes, "Y-yesterday uh...Pinkie was fillin' in for Big Mac and Apple Bloom, on account o' Bloom's trip to Manehattan to see Babs. After we were done for the day, it was gettin' real late and Pinkie was leavin' all excited for tomorrow and...and..." She started absolutely bawling, and hugged Fluttershy tightly...

Rainbow Dash then asked "And then what happened, some monster gobbled up Pinkie or WHAT?"

Applejack sniffed. "It...it was way worse 'an that... after I went back inside, I heard knockin' at my window. I thought ya were prankin' me, honestly, but then...then I saw a weird bat come over and then...for just a moment, somepony in the darkness, right there, w-with fangs! I plum fell over!"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Fangs? Really? Any colt could've put some fake teeth in, and you just don't wanna admit they scared the horseapples out of ya!"

Twilight shouted "Rainbow!" and zipped her lips with magic.

Applejack blushed and continued "W-well okay fine, I'll be honest with ya, I lost control a little, but only gas came out, you would've done the same, and this ain't about that! After I got up uh...there was...there was somethin' way worse..." Applejack started shaking with fear.

Rarity piped up "It's nothing to be ashamed of darling, now...what happened after the scare of the fanged pony?"

Applejack took a deep breath and said "Thanks, Rares... I...I saw Pinkie's body. When I went out to check, I found her throat'd been cut, there were two marks in her belly from some kind of bite, and almost all her blood was gone..."

The room went silent for a moment, except for Rainbow trying to speak through the zipper on her mouth.

Twilight sighed and unzipped it.

Rainbow shouted "VAMPONY!" She then cleared her throat and continued "Uh, sorry about that earlier, AJ...one of my best friends GOT KILLED BY A VAMPONY! I've read all about them in Daring Do and the Curse of the Crimson Chalice. They drink blood, they turn into bats, they can't go out in the sun..."

Twilight let out a groan and said "Rainbow, Daring Do might write books about actual events, but we have no way of knowing which parts are true, and which parts she made up for the story. There also could be other explanations... We've got plenty of reliable books right in my library to consult, and we've got a responsibility to Pinkie, and any future victims of whatever this was, to do things right." Twilight gave Rainbow a solemn look.

Rainbow grumbled and said "Fine...but if your books don't turn up anything, Daring Do's are next! We need to be on top of this!"

Twilight nodded. "Alright. I'll write to AK Yearling as well, so we can find out what she actually knows about this sort of thing. With luck, there won't be any more victims before we have a solid idea of what we're dealing with."

Applejack put on a smile for the first time that day "It sounds like a plan! It'll feel darn good to get revenge on that monster!"

Fluttershy looked rather nervous as she piped up "Um...or we could just ask it nicely? I mean...what if it didn't mean to?"

Rarity rolled her eyes and replied "Darling, something tells me night-time bloodsuckers that intentionally scare the friends of their innocent prey...can't be reasoned with...and I look forward to TEARING THAT THING APART...um, for Pinkie."

Twilight nodded and said "She's right...now let's get to work!"

I woke up in my cave, feeling much better. I took a moment to stretch, and realized my burns had all healed, and I figured it must be my vampiric powers that did it so fast. I turned into a bat and flew a bit away to find a stream to serve as a bathroom, careful to wash up and everything in the shade of a large tree. Once I was done, I turned back into a bat and flew to the blacksmith's shop.

I had to be careful, turning into my pony form just outside, where I wouldn't get burned by the sun. I then knocked, and the blacksmith smiled as he gave me the completed axe. I waited until he was looking away to transform back into a bat and fly off. Looking back, I saw him rather confused at where I had gone.

I was curious about how Pinkie's friends were dealing with things, so I flew near to Twilight's castle, where they'd surely be...

After a bit of waiting, I saw them coming out. Applejack had a red bandana around her forehead, and some simple lines of warpaint on her face, while holding a crossbow loaded with a wooden bolt. I remembered hearing that wooden stakes could kill vampires if driven into the heart, and I figured I'd best stay well away from her...

Next was Rainbow Dash, who had even more warpaint on her face, showing her cutiemark, but with the colors of the lightning bolt changed to red, orange, and yellow. She had a belt of garlic around her waist, and a thin cross-shaped dagger in a sheath on one side of it.

After her came Twilight, with Spike on her back, and who seemed fairly normal except for carrying a large spellbook that had a warning on the cover that it was only to be used by permission of a princess. It surely had all manner of spells in it that could do horrible things. In her saddlebag was also a wooden stake and some garlic.

Next, Rarity came out with...a beautiful pink and green sunhat, and a small sharp, gray, and pointy rake, plus a satchel full of garlic. Knowing her, she'd probably only be a threat by screaming her lungs out the moment she'd see my fangs, that she was under attack by a fashion disaster.

Finally, Fluttershy trotted out slowly, wearing an orange and blue football helmet, and carrying a garlic satchel too.

Applejack stomped her hooves and askde "Girls, what will we do when we find that monster?"

Rainbow Dash yelled "Throw garlic in its face, then beat the buck out of it!"

Twilight huffed and added "Call anypony else nearby first...we don't want it to pick us off one by one, you two."

Fluttershy mumbled in a scared tone "And um...c-can't we... turn.. the m-monster.. to stone, l-like we did to...D-dis-Discord?"

Twilight replied "Only if we can subdue it...we don't have the elements, so I'd need to cast a spell carefully. I agree that it's a better way, but we have to put protecting everypony else first, even if the monster didn't want to hurt ponies."

I watched as the group split up into pairs: Rainbow & Fluttershy, Twilight & Spike, and Applejack & Rarity. I decided to keep hiding, as they'd eventually tire themselves out...

I went back to my cloud home a while to check my mail and make sure nopony was snooping around. Once I was assured that nopony had suspected something strange, I snuck into Twilight's castle's library with my bat form, and went through some books on how to fight unicorns and pegasi. Soon after, I went into town proper and bought a magic-suppressing horn ring. Lucky for me, the merchant didn't seem to pay much attention to the fact that I wasn't a unicorn, or that I was covering my mouth.

Night fell pretty soon after, and I saw Rarity & Applejack heading towards Rarity's house. I chuckled softly, figuring AJ was too spooked to be at her place again.

I decided to wait a while longer, hiding as a bat among the leaves that were turning brown. I could take out at least one of their group once they let their guard down...

Well past midnight, Twilight drank some coffee, and her eyes twitched.

Rainbow Dash, whose eyes were bloodshot, gave a concerned look and said "Twilight, that's your fourth cup. You might not be able to fly like that..."

Twilight said "True, true but what else can I do to stay awake!" She leaned into Rainbow Dash's face, pressing their noses together. She then rolled on the green, grassy ground and started giggling like a little filly.

Rainbow Dash shrugged her shoulders, yawned, and replied "Alright, suit yourself, but I'm going home for a nap, and you should've left when Spike did. With all the blood the vampony drank, it won't need to feed again unless Pinkie hurt it and well...I doubt she did, so it probably won't even be out tonight. Anyways, if you're here when I get back from my nap, I will drag you to your bed!" Rainbow then flapped her wings, struggling to do so, but soon was flying to her cloud mansion.

Twilight said "I'll go back soon...and I still have to question that it's a vampony...Daring's books were all about some weird cult that she destroyed...the garlic's just a precaution and it can't hurt to try and blind the creature with it!"

I flew over Ponyville to see if any of the group were still around. Now was a perfect time to strike, with most of the lights out. I had a great meal last night, but I felt thirsty again...maybe because I healed? I would definitely have to be more careful with sunlight.

Finally, I spotted Twilight, who was using her horn as a light source. It looked like she had put away the spellbook into her saddlebags...which could be bad, as maybe it meant she memorized them.

I turned into my vampony form near her and walked up slowl.

Twilight turned, looking confused, and said "Oh miss, Nightmare Night is next week." She sounded rather...out of it. She then closed her eyes and grinned. "Uh...nice costume though."

Twilight turned away, and seemed to ponder things, with her hoof on her chin. I realized I didn't have much time, and jumped on her, tackling her!

Twilight yelled "HEY!"

I then grabbed the magic-suppressing ring I had and placed it on Twilight's horn.

She tried to cast something, but it fizzled out, a spark from her horn turning a piece of her saddlebags to stone. I was glad to see it worked, I would've been a statue otherwise! Twilight struggled to break free and said "Ugh, well I guess I'll just have to do things the old-fashioned way then!" She tried to shake me off by bucking with her hind legs, but it didn't work.

I rolled my eyes and wrapped my hooves around Twilight's neck. I got her on the ground, pinning her down by sitting on her shoulders while stabbing her. She was struggling to shake me off, but without success as her blood puddling out left her weakened. She said "I wish my friends were here, UGH! ANYPO-"

I quickly hit her in the mouth to try and make sure she wouldn't be heard.

Twilight then tried to focus for several seconds and cast a spell again, likely to teleport out, but the magic-suppressing ring reduced it to mere sparks as before...which only succeeded in sending parts of her mane somewhere else. She looked around on the ground and then shot her hooves at the wooden stake which had slipped out of her saddlebags. She whimpered "Almost... Almost..." Twilight rolled over and now I was on the ground, and she was on top of me, straddling my stomach.

She yelled "Gotcha!" while pinning me and trying to grab the stake and garlic.

I was starting to get scared, as my hooves were getting tired and I couldn't push her off.

She looked at me and coughed out "You shouldn't have messed with me!" while glaring. She was clearly having trouble from her injuries at this point, and weakly slapped me with a wing as she took hold of the stake. She slammed it down, but it missed my chest and glanced off one of my hooves.

I screamed a bit, and a bit of blood from where I stabbed her stomach managed to get into my fangs, giving me strength! I then punched her square in the nose as hard as I could.

She fell onto her back, with blood leaking from her nose. She tried to get up, but couldn't move much because of her injury and blood loss.

I grabbed my Iron axe and said "Good night, Twilight..." and laughed like a madpony as I raised my axe. Twilight tried to crawl away, but I brought my axe down and chopped her head clean off. Her expression was one of terror as her eyes widened and darted around in her final conscious moments. Meanwhile, blood was oozing from her neck, making me feel a sense of overwhelming excitement. I lapped up the blood around as best I could, and sunk my fangs into her belly to inject some anti-coagulants. Soon, the neck fountain had slowed, and I used my axe to open up her chest. Inside, I could see her red, tender heart, and her white, cracked ribs. I started licking the blood from the axe and her body, then drank directly from her heart, filling me up.

I realized however...that I couldn't possibly drink all the rest now, due to being already bloated with blood. I thought a bit, and realized Sweet Apple Acres had jars I could use to store blood for later... Giddy at my realization, I decided to play around, so I reached into Twilight's belly and grabbed some of her long, pink intestines, then cut them out with my knife and used them as a jump rope. As I did so, I looked back at her head...it blinked slowly at me, and her face slowly contorted into one of disgust, with her tongue out. Huh, an alicorn's magical nature must be able keep their severed head alive a while, but it was obviously nearing its limits. I realized there was an opportunity here to prank her and smirked, then placed her snout right up against her corpse's rear. I giggled like a madpony as I left the scene.

I quickly flew to Sweet Apple Acres, and saw Big Mac sleeping with his head in his hooves. He had a stand with a yellow sign that read "Apple Jam for 10 bits!" I stole 3 jars of Apple jam, opened the lids, and poured the apple jam out. I then slit Big Mac's throat, making him wake up briefly only to gurgle a bit before passing out, and made deep cuts all over his body, along with a bite to make sure the blood wouldn't coagulate. I then grabbed the jars and tilted them to where the blood was leaking from, and after half an hour and a lot of patience later, two of the jars were filled halfway.

I went back to do the same to Twilight's body, hoping that nopony had stumbled on it in the full moonlight. I liked the moonlight, but it meant ponies could see fairly well. Thankfully, her head was right where I left it, and her eyes weren't moving at all by this point, so I breathed a sigh of relief and got to work turning her over to extract the remaining blood, licking up some that wouldn't get into the jar.

However, I heard hoofsteps nearby. Soon, I heard a voice that sounded like Fluttershy, and scared, say "Hello, i-is somepony over there?"

Another voice, which sounded like Rainbow Dash, piped up "Twilight? That you?"

With all this bloating, I knew that I couldn't take on both... I quickly walked away from Twilight's body and looked at my options...aha, a bush! I hid in it and got into a squatting position. I cleared my throat a bit and said "Um...I'm not Twilight, just uh...out on a walk and..."

Fluttershy came a bit closer and said "Oh, Derpy! Thank goodness, I was worried there was a monster about." She trotted ever closer, while what looked to be Rainbow flew a bit to the side...

I then started peeing, making sure to force it so she'd hear. "Um, a little privacy, please? I had to go..."

Fluttershy gasped and turned her head away. "Oh! Oh, right, sorry...Um...why are you out here?"

Rainbow stifled a giggle, then got jabbed in the side by Fluttershy, and added "...uh, well, where's Twilight? She was right around here..."

They might be onto me... I thought quickly and shouted "Night exercise!" I thought a bit more and said "Oh, I saw Twilight about an hour ago, she told me there might be a monster, and I looked around for it, but uh...I was just about to head back. She went home for the night."

Fluttershy seemed to buy it as she said "Uh-huh, okay, sorry to uh, invade your privacy, I'll be going now..." She trotted off hurriedly, then started to fly, with Rainbow Dash not far behind.

I finished up and headed over to Twilight. The jar was only half-full, but maybe it would be enough... I looked over to where the two went, and saw them flying back this way! They must've been pretending to buy my story! I panicked and left the jar, flying back towards my cave.

Soon after, I heard a scream and Fluttershy calling for help. Now, everypony would know it was me...

Final Chapter

Fluttershy flew with confidence, thinking back on the previous night. Derpy was such an innocent mare but...she was so close to where Twilight was found murdered, and she was acting funny, seeming nervous and even sweating, and somepony said they saw Derpy heading toward the forest. Then again, Derpy did say Twilight told her about the monster, and that'd make anypony nervous...

I hid the jars of blood in the cave as morning came. I nearly stepped out into the sun, but after a slight singe on my hoof, I remembered that I couldn't handle sunlight as a vampony, and turned into my bat form. I flew over to my cloud cottage in Cloudsdale.

I then took a deep nap. The nap felt so great, I had missed sleeping on a cloud recently, but after a while, I awoke to hearing some knocking at my door.
I rolled my eyes and said "Is it my boss? I know I haven't been to work for a while, but there wasn't much weather..."

I got up from the cloud couch and looked in the mirror...but saw that I had fangs. I began to panic a moment, but then suddenly felt like I could...make them disappear. I focused for a moment, and they did! I heard the knocking again, and smiled as I walked over to the door, then opened it. I saw Fluttershy, and a taller, orange stallion, with a cutiemark that looked like a cheese sandwich. I think I recognized him as...Pinkie's husband Cheese Sandwich? Oh no...

Cheese was crying, and wiping away tears from his eyes. I heard him mumble "I... I- mi- miss... them... I- w- wa.. wan- want... them back... Wh- Why me!" He couldn't take it anymore and went on the floor and started pounding his hooves. I cringed at seeing this, and asked "Are you okay? And how are you here? I thought only pegasi could stand on clouds."

Fluttershy replied with a vicarious tone "I told him what happened to his son, Little Cheese, and his wife, Pinkie Pie. Rarity was able to cast a cloudwalking spell on him that she found in one of Twilight's books."

Cheese Sandwich got up and took a deep breath, then said "The funeral is next week. I hope I can meet them again... in pony heaven." His face seemed a bit red, and his teeth started to grind against each other. He stomped his hooves and yelled, "ONCE I FOUND OUT WHO THE BUCK DID THIS I WILL-"

Fluttershy put a hoof to his mouth and patted him. "There there..."

I looked at him with a shocked, guilty, and scared expression. I had never seen anypony this angry before, even Rainbow Dash when she was upstaged by Mare Do Well, and it was starting to get through to me, even despite my vampiric mindset. Without thinking, I put a hoof on his shoulder to comfort him.

After over half a minute of gasping in between sobs, he took a deep breath, calmed down, and said "I got to go back to work, let me know when you find the killer." He walked away with a stern frown.

Fluttershy then blushed and said, "So... Derpy... I have a q-qu-question I want to ask you..."

I looked at her with a confused expression on my face. I nodded my head and waited for her to say what she wanted to say.

She then replied sheepishly "Why did you go into the Everfree last night? Before you went here?"

I started sweating up a storm... I had to come up with something or I might look more suspicious. I finally blurted out "Oh, there's a cave I found that's real fun to explore! I-it's actually why I was out to begin with last night...I didn't want to tell you because well, the more ponies that know, the more might come and ruin my fun exploring it, you know."

Fluttershy smiled and closed her eyes before she said "Okay...that...that makes sense. I'm sorry, I know all of this must really affect an innocent mare like you. You...know what happened to Twilight, right?"

I smiled and replied with "Thanks, I...what happened to her? She seemed like she had everything under control when I left..."

Fluttershy frowned and wiped away a tear that formed, then said "Oh...the monster got her, it must've been right after you saw her. I'll spare you the details, it was awful, but...Celestia thinks there may be hope of reviving her, because she's an alicorn. They aren't...they aren't sure..."

I had a genuine look of concern, since it was possible Twilight could identify me if they revived her...but that seemed to assure Fluttershy, who assumed that my concern was from Twilight being dead.

Fluttershy forced a smile and turned, then said "I uh...I'll be going. I should've known you had nothing to do with things, but...be careful with that cave, okay?"

I nodded as she departed from my home. I closed the door and let out a large sigh of relief, then went back to napping. I would just have to hope that they wouldn't succeed with Twilight...

Author's Note

Travia:

* Rainbow Dash was originally going to tackle and fight Count Derpy after dragging Fluttershy out of the cave.
* I can't truly remember when I got this idea, I think I got this idea when I was watching Hotel Transyalvania 2.
*I made up the story as I went along.
* God helped me make this fanfic
* When Derpy got bitten by a vampire and became a vampire, she lost her ability to fly and her Pegasus wings but can turn into a vampire.
*

Chapter 1

I'm a mailmare named Derpy Hooves, and this is the story of me becoming a vampire...

It was evening and I had some mail I needed to deliver to a zebra named Zecora. I put the mail in my saddlebag and started flying to the Everfree Forest. I quickly went through the scary forest, and my wings got sore from flying so long and fast, so I landed on the ground for a bit. I came to a small river and a rickety bridge, and cautiously started to cross. I stopped when I heard something odd, it sounded like laughter, in the middle of the forest! I looked left... then looked right... and saw nothing, so I continued my quest. I then heard swift movement and screaming that sounded like it came from a colt. I turned around and saw nothing. I started to sweat and said "Wh- Who's there? I am just a mailmare delivering some mail."

I then saw a bat come from the other side of the bridge and turn into a pony! She answered "Hello, I am Count Amber, and it's your lucky day...I only need a bit of your blood." As she came closer, I could see she was a mare with a yellow coat and an orange mane, with two long, pointy fangs, and her cutiemark was a blood drop.

I stepped backwards and said "Wh-what do you want my blood for?"

Instead of replying to my question, she grabbed me, then bit me on the neck.

I shrieked from the intense pain, and tried to push her away, but it was no use, as her hold on me was quite strong. I could feel that I was losing blood, and starting to get a little weak. I could...I could die from this! I begged her "Please..."

Suddenly, however, she stopped, licked her fangs, giggled, then turned into a bat and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

I breathed deeply to calm down after the ordeal, as my heart was pounding...but I then started to feel something changing in my body. I felt some of my front teeth growing longer and sharper in my jaw, forming fangs, and it hurt so so badly. My sore wings became weak, drooping down. I said "Oh, w-what's happening to me?" Then in my head, things felt...different somehow, kind of like being angry, but...without it feeling bad. I felt like I should stomp on other ponies... I felt compelled to say something, and then...I said "I- I... want...blood, MORE BLOOD... Ponyville is full of ponies, I shall have blood that will last for a year!"

I listened to myself for a moment and felt rather disturbed as I realized what I was saying. I said "...but...my friends...they'll die from me sucking all their blood out..." I started to breathe heavily as I couldn't handle the conflict...but I then heard my stomach grumble and felt an intense thirst. I felt like I could die! I had to get some blood right away...maybe I could just get a little from a pony I don't know, without killing them... Again, the thirst hit me, and my adrenaline surged. I shouted "Blood! BLOOD!"