"Where'd you go Mr? I still gotta tell you about the time I made lots of copies of me!" Pinkie called out looking for the human so she could continue to drive him mad with her nonsensical tales of friendship.

Dave meanwhile, was hiding in a alley behind a old piano that was going to the dump when a certian DJ poked her head out the buildings side enterance.

"Pssst, in here" Turning around Dave saw the pony waving for him to come inside, which he did without a second thought. Once the door shut behind him he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank you, that girl was driving me crazy."

"Yah Pinkie does tend to get overzealous with new friends. She'll calm down once you've been around for a while" Vinyl said walking him through the studio. "Come on, my place is upstairs."

"Thanks again, I'm Dave what's your name?"

"Vinyl Scratch, I'm a music artist and DJ, what do you do?"

"Well I was a waiter back on my world, but I just got here yesterday so I dont have a job yet, or a house. Only reason I'm in town is because I smelled food, following the smell I ended up at that bakery with the pink one, and you saw how that turned out."

"Well if you want, you can crash here till you find a place, so long as you can do some cleaning."

"Cleaning?"

"Yah, I'm a bit of a slob, and my roommate is always nagging me to get the place cleaned up."

"Hell yah, cleaning I can do!" Dave declared enthusiastically.

"You sure? It's pretty bad." Vinyl warned as she opened the door to the apartment.

She was not joking. It was a very large apartment, more than enough room for three people, but the entire place was a MESS! Dirty clothes strewn about, Dirty dishes in, and out of the sink, dirty dirt on the floor from a spilled potted plant, and that was just the start. Empty pizza boxes on the coffee table, overflowing garbage cans, and the sliding glass door that lead to the porch was covered in some unknown substance. All the cabinet doors were open, and there were empty energy drinks on every surface... and the whole place could use a dusting.

"You don't have to clean it all, just enough to get Octavia off my back." Vinyl said peering under her blue glasses. "Alright, it's almost six-o-clock so I got to get to the club. You can stay in the guest bedroom over there" she said pointing to a door with a bunch of boxes and crap piled up in front of it. "So go ahead and make yourself at home, me casa es tu casa and
all that" Vinyl finished, shutting the door behind her as she left.

Dave sighed. "Well it ain't gonna clean itself" First thing he did was start on the laundry as that could be washed while he did other things. Then he took the trash out to the dumpster so he had the cans free for more, and there would be alot more. Filling the sink he started soaking the dishes and cleaning off the counters, then putting all the empty energy drink cans in the recycle bin. After cleaning the counters he started sorting the pile of junk in front of his room. It was mostly old magazines and empty delivery boxes, but one box at the bottom made him do a double take. This box was full of sex toys. Vibrators, cock rings, eggs, beads, you name it, it was in that box. Not wanting to intrude on her privacy any further he closed the box and placed it on what he assumed was her bed.

After finishing the laundry and the dishes Dave went to dusting and wiping down every inch of the apartment, and it needed it. He had to change the water in his bucket like six times. Wiping the gunk off the glass door was very satisfying though. After fixing and watering the plants he set about vacuuming the place as a final touch. However the noise from the vacuume prevented him from hearing when Octavia came in.

Octavia did not announce her presence as she was too starstruck by the state of the apartment. She walked over to the kitchen counter and sat smiling, watching the young man who had made her dream come true. Finally looking back, Dave seen he had company and shut off the vacuume.

"Well hello there Mr. Clean. Vinyl finally broke down and bought the best maid in Equestria I see." Octavia praised standing up and walking arround the apartment.

"Yah, kinda. She said I could stay here untill I found a job and my own place, so long as I cleaned up. I take it you like what I'v done?"

"Oh very much so, although I'm a bit disappointed Vinyl coulden't be bothered to do it herself."

"That reminds me, I left a box of her "personal items" on the bed in her room there."

"Oh" When Octavia saw the box her face turned a deep red. "Those are mine actually." She said running into the room and grabbing the box. She then moved the box into her room across the hall and walked back to Dave. "Since you'll be staying here she did tell you about her condition correct?"

"No, what's wrong, is she sick?" Dave asked

"In many ways, but not like that. "Vinyl has a condition called sexsomnia."

"What's that?"

"You know how some people sleep walk?"

"Yah?"

"She sleep fucks"

"WHAT?!"

"She has sex with people in her sleep."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes, but please don't worry, it's mostly harmless, just lock your door at night and you'll be fine."

"Ok if you say so." Dave said not believing what he just heard.

"Well I'm off to bed. Thank you for having done an amazing job with the apartment. What's your name again?"

"Dave"

"Well Dave, a good maid deserves a tip." Octavia said handing Dave two gold bits.

"Thanks"

"I hope you don't find a job too quickly, I dread going back to barking at Vinyl to do the cleaning."

And so off to bed she went leaving Dave standing there, thinking about what he just learned.
Dave put away the vacuume and took a shower. Inside the shower he thought about what Octavia had said.
"She really fucks people in her sleep? I mean, maybe I could "not" lock the door. She is kinda hot, the way she walks arround in those fishnets and boots"

Dave wasen't gay per say, but the idea of being railed by such an amazing creature turned him on immensely. Dave was not very tall on Earth at only 5'5, but the shortest anthro here was like 6'2 and Vinyl was like 7 foot tall. The size difference making her even more appealing. And he had always been a bit of a femboy so he figured if not for her then who?
"Ok It's worth a shot" Dave thought as he readied himself in the shower.
After drying himself off he grabbed a bottle of baby oil and left for his room. Laying awake he waited for Vinyl to come home.

At about 1:30 Vinyl came back.
"Wow the little guy did a good job" She thought as she kicked off her boots. Removing her jacket and shirt, she then threw them to the floor out of habit. Dave saw her do this peaking through the door and shook his head. After chugging some orange juice straight from the jug, Vinyl made her way to the shower. while Dave could not see her in there, he imagined what she would look like. Her cobalt hair matting down on her neck as she rubbed body wash all over her perfect B cup breasts while her amazing sapphire shaft dangeled down between her legs. The thought alone had Dave hard as a rock.

Hearing the shower shut off, Dave climbed into bed and pretended to be asleep in case she should come to check on him. She didn't.

Once he heard her bedroom door shut he went over and slowly opened his.
For the next hour or so Dave lay there fingering himself in preparation for her, resisting the urge to masterbate, as he feared that a post nut clarity would make him think twice about doing this. At about 3:00AM he heard something and peered out into the apartment to see what it was, and sure enough there she was. Vinyl was walking around like a zombie with her eyes wide open wearing those fishnet stockings she always has on. "She wears those to sleep? HOT!" Dave thought while watching Vinyl move about. It only took about five minutes before she started walking toward his room. He quickly climbed on the bed and lubed himself up.

When she finally made it inside he stuck his feminine ass in the air and wiggled it around a bit. Looking back at her, he watched as her cock began to rise. Spreading his cheeks for good measure, he witnessed as the azure rod rose to it's full, glorious size. It actually scared him a little, but Dave was to horny for that to matter. He layed back down on his belly, and after a few seconds Vinyl climbed up behind, and then over him. After proding at his backside with her cock a few times Dave remembered she was asleep and reached back. Taking hold of the giant blue phallus Dave guided her to his enterance. As soon as the tip touched his well lubed pucker Vinyl gave a thrusted hard, and her head popped inside. Not ready for that Dave yelled into the pillow. "I hope this was a good idea." Dave thought to himself as Vinyl began driving her length deeper into his guts.

As she lowered herself into him she began to grab at him in her sleep. Placing a hand on top of his head and another under his arm and around his shoulder.
As she bottomed out in him, Dave reached under himself to feel the shape of her shaft poking through his abdomin. Wanting her to continue, He gave the bulge in his belly a firm squeeze, and sure enough she pulled back and began humping away at him.

"Oh my god I'm being fucked" Dave thought laying under Vinyl, letting her have her way with him. "She's actually fucking me right now"

With each pump Dave could feel her cock poke through his belly into the bed under him. Wanting more he gave his butt a wiggle and began to meet her thrusts. He got what he wanted... and more. Vinyl griped his hair and pulled down on his shoulder pounding away at him like he was a mare in heat. Moaning into the pillow Dave felt her tip begin to flare inside him, and knew, he and her had passed the point of no return.

What was wierd was that through all of this, Vinyl hadn't made a sound, other than some heavy breathing. But when she came, she made very loud grunts. Loud enough Dave worried she might wake Octavia. Luckily that didn't happen.
What did happen was his insides flooded with warmth as those big blue balls pumped a gallon of jizz into his bowels. Her flared head locking all that cum deep inside him. The sensation of being filled, and knowing that Vinyl had enjoyed him so much she did so... was all it took to bring him the release he needed. His comparatively small member twitched and shot a load between his belly and the sheets, bringing this whole ordeal to a close.

Vinyl wasen't done though, she wanted to cuddle apparently. She grabbed Dave and rolled them bolth onto their sides, keeping her cock buried balls deep inside him. Dave coulden't believe what she was doing, but he wasen't going to complain. Vinyl began running her fingers through his hair and rubbing his belly, still sloshing about from the cum trapped inside. Dave could not be happier, and the load in his belly was giving him a sort of reverse food coma, so he joined Vinyl and went to sleep.

{The Next Morning}
Vinyl awoke first, having gone to sleep first. But when she realized where she was and where her cock still was she began to panic. "Oh fuck, that's bad." she thought looking over at his cum swollen belly. "That's really bad" She began trying to gently tug her cock free of his ass, (which was impossible),however this caused Dave to stir. After rubbing his eyes he turned over to look at Vinyl.

"Hey Dave." Vinyl managed to squeak out.

"Hey Vinyl." Dave smirked having a pretty good idea what she was thinking.

"I can explain."

"Did you enjoy yourself last night? I know I did."

"I'v got a condition called sexso... wait what?"

"You probably shouldent pull that out of me just yet, unless you want another mess for me to clean up."

"Did you know about my condition?"

"Yup, Octavia told me."

"So you just let me come in here and plow you in my sleep"

"Yup"

"That's...really fucking hot!"

"I know right? Can we do this every night?"

"I don't control it geinus"

"Well I'll just have to sleep naked every night then"

"You know, I don't have to be asleep to rut you like the horny little mare you are." Vinyl said giving a small thrust to her slowly hardening member.

"Maby later, I'm a bit full right now" Dave remarked rubbing his tummy. "Also, how are we gonna get out of bed without making a giant mess?"

"Here" Vinyl responded pulling a large buttplug from her own ass and lining it up behind her cock.

"How long have you had that in?" Dave asked.

"Since I went to the club last night."

"You're a dirty girl."

"Well I'm not the one bloated with cum. Anyway get ready, on three,...one...two...three!" Yanking her shaft free with a audible pop, she quickly replaced it with the plug before even a drop leaked out. She then pressed in on the plug and watched it light up with a pink flashing light.

"That'll give you underglow for the maid outfit Im gonna get ya"

"HAWT."

"So Dave, you wanna go get something to eat?"

"I was thinking about breakfast in bed" Dave said rubbing on Vinyl's package.

"Sweet Celestia, you better not find a job."

Author's Note

This one was alot of fun, and I might give this one it's own story later. Let me know if that's something you want to see. I like to leave these things open ended.